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www.clitheroetoday.co.uk Ciitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331 (Classified) weekendplustv SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 12TH SKY MOVIES 1
7.00 Surviving GHUgan's Island. (2001) 6.30 Good Boy!. (2003) 10.05 Rugrats Go Wild. (2003) 11.35 The Rookie. (2002) 1.45 Oscar Nominations. 2.15 Good Boy!. (2003) 3.50 Rugrats Go Wi!d. (2003) 5.20 Bonus: Sprung! The Magic Roundabout (2004) 5.50 The Rookie. (2002) 8.00 Apollo 13. (1995) 10.25 Below. (2002) 12.15 Deathwatch. (2002) 1.55 Kissing Jessica Stein. (2001) 3.40 Focus. (2001) 5.30 Surviving Gilligan's Island. (2001)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.25 No Ordinary Baby. (2001) 8.00 When Good Ghouls Go Bad. (2001) 9.40 Moto X Kids. (2004) 11.05 Fallout (1995) 12.45 The Sweetest Gift. (1998) 2.25 When Good Ghouls Go Bad. (2001) 4.05 Fallout (1995) 5.45 Prelude to a Kiss. (1992) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 Down with Love. (2003) 9.45 Maid In Manhattan. (2002) 11.35 Down with Love. (2003) 1.20 Beverly Hills Cop III. (1993) 3.10 Even Cowgirls Get the Blues. (1993) 4.50 Moto X Kids. (2004)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 The Man Who Knew Too Much. (1935) 7.30 Gunpoint. (1965) 9.00 Heller in Pink Tights. (1960) 11.00 The Great Escape. (1963) 1.55 The Man Who Knew Too Much. (1935) 3.15 Heller In Pink Tights. (1960) 5.00 The Great Escape. (1963) 8.00 Prince of the City. (1981) 10.50 The Sugarland Express. (1974) 12.45The Stunt Man. (1980) 3.00 Sky Movies News. 3.45 The Sugarland Express. (1974)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.00 Premier League Preview Show. 7.30 Gillette World Sport. 8.00 ICC Cricket World. 8.30 Premier League Preview Show. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 6.00 Super League. 8.30 Football First: Match Choice. 10.15 Football First: Match Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 1.00 FA Cup Football. 2.00 Spanish Football. 3.30 FA Cup Football. 4.15 Football First: Match Choice. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 7.30 International Rugby Union. 9.00 Friday Fight Night. 11.00 Live LPGA Golf. 3.00 Sports Unlimited. 4.00 Moto +. 4.30 Gillette World Sport. 5.00 Golf. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 LPGA Golf. 3.00 US Tour Golf.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Race World. 7.00 Golf. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 X-Sport. 1.30 Moto +. 2.00 Friday Fight Night. 4.00 X-Sport. 4.30 ATP Tennis. 5.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 7.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 8.00 World Motor Sport. 10.30 The Surf Mag. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 Max Power. 3.00 Super League. 5.00 Max Power.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Y02 Xlreme. 8.00 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 0.30 Gooooall. 8.45 Casa Italia. 9.00 Live Alpine World Championship Skiing. 10.00 Live Biathlon. 11.30 Raily. 12.00 Live Alpine World Championship Skiing. 1,00 Live Nordic Combined Skiing. 1.30 Live Cross-Country Skiing. 3.15 Live Ski Jumping. 5.00 Live Bobsleigh. 6.00 Football. 7.00 Live Football: Serie A. 9.45 Rally. 10.15 Six Nations Highlights. 12.15 British Eurosport News Report. 12.30 YOZ Xtreme.
SKY ONE
6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Extravaganza. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! Extravaganza. 8.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Extravaganza. 8.30 Yu-Gi-Ohl Extravaganza. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Extravaganza. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 Mutant X. 12.00 Little Monsters. 1.00 Dream Team. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Undercover Magic. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Oliver Beene. 8.00 Stargate SG-1. 9.25 24 - Prequel. 9.30 24. 10.30 24. 11.30 24. 12.30 Kirsty's Home Videos. 1.25 Relic Hunter. 2.15 Little Monsters. 3.05 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.55 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.45 Zoids. 5.10 Zoids. 5.35 Zoids.
UKTV GOLD
6.00 Thomas and Sarah. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 Dad’s Army. 9.40 Dad’s Army. 10.20 Dad’s Army. 11.00 Dad’s Army. 11.40 Dad's Army. 12J20 Dad’s Army. 1.00 Dad’s Army. 1.40 Dad’s Army. 2.20 Dad’s Army. 3.00 Dad’s Army. 3.40 Dad’s Army. 4.20 Dad's Army. 5.00 Dad’s Army. 5.40 Dad’s Army. 6.20 Dad's Army. 7.00 Dad’s Army. 7.40 Dad's Army. 8.20 Dad’s Army. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 10.20 The Royle Family. 11.00 The Royle Family. 11.40 Only Fools and Horses. 1.00 The Royle Family. 1.40 The Royle Family. 2.15 Birds of a Feather. 2.50 Birds of a Feather, 3.25 Goodnight Sweetheart. 3.55 Charlie's Angels. 4.55 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. 5.05 Charlie’s Angels.
BBC THREE
7.00 Liquid Assels: Tom Cruise’s Millions. 8.00 Fantasy Education. 9.00 Copycat. 10.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.25 Vic and Bob in Catterick. 11.55 The Smoking Room. 12.25 Monkey Dust. 12.55 The Bachelor. 1.50 Uquid Assets: Tom Cruise’s Millions. 2.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 3.20 Monkey Dust.
6.00 GMTV2. 9,25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.30 Holiday Showdown. 3.30 IRB Rugby World Sevens. 4.00 The Brit Awards 2005. 6,30 Planet's Funniest Animals. 7.00 The Hand that Rocks the Cradle. 8.05 Nanny 911.9.05 Doctor Dolittle. 11.00 Jordan and Peter - Laid Bare. 12.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 1.00 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.30 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.00 Teleshopping.
ITV3
6.00 Survival. 6.55 Survival. 7.50 Campion. 9.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 10.05 Survival. 11.10 Forever Green. 12.15 Jeeves and Wooster. 1.15 Kings and Queens. 2.20 Survival, 3.25 Film RIe. 3.35 Forever Green. 4.40 Campion. 5.50 Jeeves and Wooster. 6.55 The Bill Omnibus. 7.55 Wycliffe. 9.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. 11.00 Chiller. 12.05 Forever Green. 1.10 Survival, 2.15 Teleshopping, 5.15 ITV3
Nightscreen. BBC1
6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (C) 7.00 Arthur. (R) (C) 7.25 Astro Boy. (R) (C) 7.45 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 8.10 Taz- Mania. (R) (C) 8.35 New Scooby and Scrappy Show. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bun galow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. 1.00 Six Nations Grandstand. (C) 1.05 Rugby Union Build-Up. 1.30 Rugby Union: Six Nations Championship. 3.40 Foot ball Half-Times. 4.00 Rugby Union: Six Nations Championship. 4.50 Final Score. 5.10 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 4.00 Rugby Union: Six Nations Champi onship. Steve Rider with live cover age of the first half of the Six Nations clash between Scotland and Ireland. Commentary by Nick Mullins and Philip Matthews.
4.50 Final Score. A comprehensive check on today’s football results from Eng land and Scotland.
5.10 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.25 Match of the Day Live. Gary Linek er presents live coverage of the FA Cup 4lh round replay between Pre miership rivals Tottenham Hotspur and West Bromwich Albion. (C)
7.35 The National Lottery Jet Set. Eamonn Holmes presents a fast- moving quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draw and featuring a prize of a luxury holiday. (C)
8.10 The Orange British Academy Film Awards. Stephen Fry hosts a star- studded evening at the Odeon, Leicester Square. Presenters include Sienna Miller, Cate Blanchett, Juliette Lewis and Pierce Brosnan. (C)
10.10 News; Weather. (C) 10.30 Match of the Day. Ray Stubbs pre sents all the action and reaction from today's five Premiership games, plus all the goals from the three FA Cup 4th round replays. (C)
11.50 FILM; Evil Dead II. (1987) Gruesome comic horror sequel in which a couple v venture to a remote log cabin in the woods for the weekend and acciden tally summon up an evil force. Star- -
ring Bruce Campbell, Sarah Berry, Dan Hicks. (C)
1.15 A Question of Sport. Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz with captains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson. Guests are David Moyes, Sean Long, Phil ‘The Power’ Taylor and footballer John Arne Riise. (R) (C)
1.45 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) 2.15 Joins BBC News 24.
Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway, ITV1, 7pm
After picking up two British Comedy Awards, Ant and Dec are back with a super sized slice of their award winning show. The lads have been dreaming up a whole bundle of new stunts, surprises and shocks for the studio audi ence and viewers at home.
It’s Valentine’s weekend, and the show will be packed with an dazzling array of glamourous ladies
BBC2
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.30 The Best. (R) (C) 12.00 Switch. 12.30 The Sky at Night. (R) (C) 1.10 Film 2005 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (0) 1.40 Cagney and Lacey. (C) 2.25 FILM: House of Bamboo. (1955) Starring Robert Ryan, Robert Stack, Shirley Yamaguchi. (C) 4.05 Monk. (2002) (C) 4.50 Six Nations Grandstand. (C) 5.55 What the Papers Say. (R) (C) 6.05 Flog It! With Paul Martin. (R) (C) 7.05 Arena: Calling Hedy Lamarr. Documentary about beautiful 1930s Hollywood movie star Hedy Lamarr. (C)
8.05 Michael Howard: No More Mr Nasty. Documentary about the Conservative party leader Michael Howard. (C)
i 9.05 FILM: Joan of Arc. (1999) Drama girl who believed she
had a holy mission to lead France to victory over the English. Though initially welcomed by the
f Dauphin, she was execuled for heresy in 1431. Starring Milla Jovovioh, John Malkovioh, Faye Dunaway. (C)
11.35 The Rotters Club. (C) 12.35 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz. (C)
1.05 FILM: The Gentle Trap. (1960) Star ring SpencerTeakle. (C) 2.00 BBC Learn ing Zone.
FIVE
6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 7.20 Mio Mao. (R) 7.25 Milkshake!. 7.30 Old Bear Stories. (R) 7.45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.30 The Save-Ums!. (R) 8.45 The Save- Umsi. (R) 9.00 Beyblade. fU 9.25 Xcalibur. (R) 10.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. (T) 10.55 The Best of No Girls Allowed. (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.30 Daw son’s Creek. (T) 2.30 FILM: My Girl 2. (1994) Starring Dan Aykroyd, Jamie Lee Curtis, Anna Chlumsky. (T) 4.20 Perry Mason. (T)
6.20 Charmed. Supernatural drama series (T)
7.10 five news. (T) 7.25 FILM: Dragonheart II: A Nev/ Begin ning. (2000) Fantasy adventure
. sequel about a sfableboy tvho : befriends: a young dragon. Starring Christopher Masferson. (T)
9.05 CSLNY. Detective Stella Bonasera investigates a rapist. (T)
10.00 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. A young man is accused of a
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Busy Buses. 7.45 Elmo's World. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Tltch. 8.40 Molly’s Gang. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 Celebrity Extra. 1.20 Celebrity Snappers. 1.50 The Innocent. 3.35 Celebrity Extra. 3.45 Charmed. 5.35 Making of: Shall Wo Dance? 6.00 Screen Actors Guild Awards. 8.00 America's Next Top Model. 9.00 Charmed. 10.00 I Still Know What You Did Last Summer. 11,55 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Most Haunted Almost Live. 2.00 Celebrity Extra. 2.10 Rock Me Baby. 2.35 Ben Affleck: Hollywood’s Stars. 3.00 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. 3.25 Women Talk. 3.50 Star Treatment. 4.15 Crossing Over with John Edward. 5.05 The Nanny. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 12.00 The Sentinel. 6.00 The Pretender. 8.00 Dark Angel. 10.00 Terminator 2: Judgment Day. 12.35 Emmanuelle in Space: One Last Ring. 2.20 Dark Angel. 3.15 Dark Angel. 4.10 The Pretender. 5.05 The Pretender.
V e ro n ica Guerin, S k y Movies 1, Down wtth Love, Sky Movies 2 ,8pm
B a rb ra Noyak (Zellweger) hits New York City with her new book Down With Love, a pre-feminist manifesto on saying “no” to love a n d^ e s ” to career, empowerment - and sex. As Barbara’s revolution ary tome rockets to the top of best- seller charts, she becomes the tar get of ace journalist Catcher
man / inan s man / man about town fMcGregor), ladies’
who IS determined to take her down.
10pm In the mid-1990s, Dublin was noth ing short of a war zone, vyith a few powerful drug lords battling for control. Their most fearsome oppo nent was not the police but the courageous journalist Veronica Guerin (Blanchett), who covered the crime beat with unmatci^d intensity. As she investigated and exposed the "pushers," balancing
brutal rape and murder. (T)
10.55 FILM: The Witches of Eastwick. : ,::: :(1987) Ofibeat
comedy.in which three ; .frustrated female divorcees are ■ ; .cheered by the arrival of a charming , stranger in their neighbourhood. Star ring Jack Nicholson, Cher. (T)
1.10 Law and Order. (R) (T) 2.00 FILM: Poo dle Springs. (1998) Starring James Caan. (T) 3.40 Short Story Cinema. (R) (T) 4.20 Invaders. (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (T)
ITV1
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 cd:uk. 12,30 ITV News; Weather. 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.40 Creature Comforts. (R) 1.00 Quincy. (R) 2.00 Rosemary and Thyme. (R) 3.00 Midsomer Murders. (R) 5.00 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
5.15 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.
to keep Ant and Dec compa ny. Girls Aloud will be live in the studio with a sizzling performance of their new single ‘Wake Me Up’ .
CHANNEL 4
6.00 Insektors. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (T) 9.25 The Simple Life. (R) (T) 9.55 hit40uk. (R) 10.25 One Tree Hill. (T) 11.25 Friends. (R) (T) 11.55 Average Joe: Hawaii. (T) 12.55 Fool Around... with the Mikey from Phixx. 2.00 C4 Racing. (T) 4.25 FILM: Carry On Teacher. (1962) Starring Ted Ray. (T) 6.00 30 Minutes. Hard-hitting current affairs series. (T)
6.30 C4 News;. (T) 7.00 Force of Nature. Documentary 7.30 English Civil War. Dramatisation of the life of Oliver Cromwell. (R)
9.05 . FILMt Evolution. (2001) Sci-fi in which the future of
humanity is jeopardised by alien' organisms that arrive on a meteor
. i; and start to evolve at a phenome nal rate. Stam'ng David Duchovny, Julianne Moore. (T)
11.05 Friday Night Project. Comedy entertainment for Friday night with comedians Jimmy Carr, Rob Rouse, Sharon Horgan and Lucy Montgomery. (R) (T)
12.10 Nathan Barley. (R) (T) 12.40 South Park. (R) (T) 1.05 FILM: Killer: A Journal of Murder. (1996) Starring Robert Sean Leonard. (T) 2.40 Six Feet Under. (2001) (R) (T) 3.40 Anatomy for Beginners. (R) (T) 4.25 30 Minutes. (R) (T) 4.50 Exposed. (R) (T) 5.05 Countdown. (R) (T)
5.30 New You’ve Been Framed. Harry Hill narrates the comedy clip show that pays out 250 pounds for view ers’ camcorder catastrophes. In this edition, bodily oddities, class
room capers and animals’ revenge.
6.00 Stars In Their Eyes. Cat Deeley presents this series in which five individuals transform into their singing idols. Acts tonight include Anastacia, Luther Vandross. Boy George, Arin Wilson and Leo Sayer.
7.00 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Girls Aloud and Caprice are among the stars join-
• ing Ant and Dec for more crazy games and cheeky antics. With celebrity stitch-ups, Little Ant and Dec, and a new weekly challenge for the Geordie duo.
8.05 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. Chris Tarrant presents the first of two Valentine specials. Guests are Trisha Goddard and her husband Peter Gianfrancesco, and Ulrika Jonsson and her husband Lance Gerrard-Wright.
9.05 D enis Norden’s All New 12th Laughter File. An all-new parade of bloopers and gags from the films and TV. Including rare spoof out-takes from Benny Hill.
10.05 Parkinson. Bruce Willis, Julie Wal ters and Sir Bob Geldof join Michael Parkinson for some sparkling chat and music in the first of a new series.
11.15 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.30 FILM: Far and Away. (1992) A poor Irish farmer heads for the
: s New World in the hope of making his fortune, and takes with him the daughter of a wealthy landowner.
1.50 Gen iu s : A Night for Ray C h a r le s . Jamie Foxx hosts a spectacular tribute to honour the blues and gospel legend. Elton John, BB King, Mary J Blige, Al Green, Norah Jones, Stevie Won der and Usher play the songs of Ray Charles. (R)
2.45 cd:uk. Music chart show present ed by Cat Deeley, featuring the lat est videos and live acts in the stu dio.
3.35 Entertainment Now!. The latest showbiz news, with reports on movies, music and celebrity gos sip. (R)
4.00 Dare to Believe. (R) 4.25 Cybernet. (R) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
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6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.10 Match of the Day. (R) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.20 The Politics Show. 1.15 EastEn- ders. (R) (C) 2.40 Six Nations Grandstand. (C)
5.10 EastEnders. Chrissie’s plans for her and Den’s vow renewal take an unex pected turn, influenced by Chrissie, Zoe makes a decision about her future. Sam makes a shocking dis covery. (R) (C)
5.40 Songs of Praise. Jonathan Edwards goes in search of people who have made a difference to the world in which we live, including the couple who saw a job to be done on the other side of the world. (C)
6.15 Last of the Summer Wine. Sitcom. Tom wants to follow in his father’s footsteps, and foolishly listens to Clegg and Truly’s stories of what his dad could do on his old bicycle. (R) (C)
6.45 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team visit Ipswich. Among the items brought to light are a collec tion of pre-historic spearheads, a sil ver tankard and a pair of spectacles worn by Napoleon. (C)
7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 Down to Earth. Drama series about a family adjusting to rural life. (C)
9.00 Dalziel and Pascoe. Detective drama series. Daggers are drawn in a village with the arrival of a new bypass. The road leads to murder when a mutilated body is found by an archaeological team. (C)
10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Panorama. Declan Lawn investigates the way we tackle bullying in schools and asks why thousands of children are left with nowhere to turn. (C)
10.55 Billy Connolly’s World Tour of Eng land, Ireland and Wales. Comedy and travelogue with Billy Connolly as he tours England, Ireland and Wales with his hugely popular stand-up show. This edition focuses on Belfast and its surrounds. (R) (C)
11.25 RLM: National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1.(1993) Fast-paced spoof of' Lethal Weapon’ series, which also
: parodies scenes from' Basic Instinct’, of the Lambs’ and like-
minded thrillers. Starring Emilio Estevez, Samuel L Jackson, Jon Lovitz. (C)
12.45 Joins BBC News 24. Outlaws, BBC2,10pm
One of Dunbar’s teenage clients, William, goes on a crack-fuelled rampage and demands Dunbar’s pres ence before he will talk to the police. Terrified, Dunbar manages to calm him down and then has to act as his defence solicitor. He threat ens to defend William really badly as a punishment.
Dunbar is also in trouble with his ex-wife and her new partner. Superinten
BBC2
6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Mak ers. (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 What’s New Scooby Doo?. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 Sunday Style. (C) 12.00 The Super League Show. 12.50 Ski Sunday. 1.45 Snooker: The Masters 2005. (C) 2.40 FILM: Star Trek: The Motion Pic ture. (1979) Starring William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley. (C) 5.00 Athletics: European Champi- onshipTrials. With Hazel Irvine.
7.15 Time Commanders. (2003) Mili tary strategy game. (C)
8.00 Snooker: The Masters 2005. With Ray Stubbs. (C)
9.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz. (C)
9.30 Room 101. Michael Gambon suggests birthdays and Netting Hill. (R) (C)
10.00 Outlaws. Dunbar has to take responsibility for his self-harming daughter. (C)
10.30 Match of the Day 2. Adrian Chiles presents highlights of today’s game. (C)
11.20 Arrested Development. Comedy series about a rich dysfunctional family. (C)
11.40 Rugby Special. With John Inverdale
12.20 Snooker: The Masters 2005.1.00 Snooker Extra: The Masters 2005. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
FIVE
6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 A House like Yours. (R) 6.30 Woolamaloo. 6.45 The Clangers. (R) 6.55 Roo- batb. (R) 7.00 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 7.25 Milkshake! 7.30 Old Bear Stories. (R) 7.45 Noddy. (R) 8.00 Tfie Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.35 The Save-Ums!. (R) 9.00 Insect Antics. (R) 9.05 Peppa Pig. (R) 9.10 The Ice Cream Machine. (R) (T) 9.25 George Shrinks. (R) 10.00 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (T) 10.30 Combat Club. (R) (T) 11.00 Snobs. (R) (T) 11.30 Make It Big. (R) (T) 12.05 Braceface. (R) 12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1-15 FILM: Colombo: Suitable
for Framing. (1971) Stam'ng Peter Falk. (T) 2.50 FILM: The Towering Inferno. (1974) Starring Steve McQueen. (T) 5.45 news. (T) 5.45 five news. (T) 6.00 FILM:The Goonies. (1985) Qld-fash- ioned yarn about a band of adventur ous kids who follow an old pirate map into an underground cavern in search of lost treasure. Starring Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen. (T)
8.00 Joey. Joey makes a huge mistake when he turns down a part in a hit
show about male nurses. (T)
8.30 Joey. Joey decides to take his nephew out to teach him how to meet women. (T)
9.00 FILM; Saving Private Ryan. (1998) Powerful WWIl drama about the D- Day landings. Starring Tom Hanks, Ed Burns, Tom Sizemore. (T)
12.20 Natural Born Racers. Highlights. 12.50 NCAA College Basketball. 2.20 Argen tinian Football. 4.00 Portuguese Football. (R) 5.35 Motorsport Mondial. (T)
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Busy Buses. 7.45 Elmo’s World. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Titch. 8.40 Molly’s Gang. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Celebrity Extra. 11.05 Alyssa Milano; Revealed. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 America’s Next Top Model. 6.00 Life as We Know It: Uncovered. 6.30 Body Work. 7.00 Extreme Makeover UK. 8.00 The Restaurant. 9.00 Dead Famous. 10.00 CSI; Miami. 11.00 CSI. 11.55 Celebrity Extra. 1 ZOO 8 Million Ways to Die. Z10 Rock Me Baby. 2.35 Michelle Pfeiffer: Hollyvjood’s Stars. 3.00 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. 3.25 Women Talk. 3.50 Star Treatment. 4.15 Crossing Over with John Edward. 5.05 The Nanny. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
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6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape. 12.00 The Lone Gunmen. 2.00 Junior. 4.00 Crusade. 5.00 Andromeda. 6.00 Medical Investigation. 7.00 Medical Investigation. 8.00 Photographing Fairies. 10.00 Dead Ringers. 12.10 Tracker. 1.05 Tracker. 2.00 Dead Ringers. 4.10 Farscaoe. 5.05 Farscaoe.
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dent Ja ck so n . Dunbar’s behind on his maintenance payments for their teenage daughter, Laura.
CHANNEL 4
6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 The World Football Show. 7.30 Freesports on 4. (R) 7.55 Tour of Langkawi 2005. 8.55 T4 Movie Special: Shark Tale. (R) (T) 9.25 Popworld. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed for the hard of hearing) 12.55 Friends. (R) (T) 1.30 The OC. (T) 2.35 Friends. (R) (T) 3.05 Stargate SG-1. (T) 4.05 Stargate SG- 1.(T) 5.00 Time Team. (T) 6.00 The Simpsons. (T) 6.30 Scrapheap Challenge: The Scrappy Races. A spin-off series in which Scrapheap Challenge hits the road. (R) (T)
7.30 C4 News;. (T) 8.00 The 100 Greatest Tearjerkers. A run-down of the top 100 moments caught on camera that have brought lumps to our throats and tears to our eyes, voted by the British public. Hosted by the king of sad, Jimmy Carr. (T)
1.05 FILM: 1984. (1984) Starring John Hurt, Richard Burton, Suzanna Hamilton. 3.05 Six Feet Under. (2001) (R) (T) 4.10 KQTV. (T) 4.40 The World Football Show. (R) 5.05 Countdown. (R) (T)
12.05 Tony and June. An exclusive interview in which T4’s June Sar- pong questions Prime Minister Tony Blair in front of an opinionat ed and articulate young audience. (R)(T)
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ITV1
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Pet Alien. (R) 9.35 Art Attack. (R) 10.00 UP2U. (R) 10.30 The Championship. 11.15 My Favourite Hymns. 12.15 Sunday Supplement. 12.45 Jonathan Dimbleby including Lunchtime News and Weather. 1.40 Granada News and Weather. 1.45 Planet’s Funniest Ani mals. 2.10 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. 3.10 World Rally Championship. 4.10 FILM:TheWarWagon. (1967) Old friends team up to turn the tables on a contractor who has hired one of them to kill the other. Starring John Wayne, Kirk Douglas, Howard Keel. (R)
6.00 House of Horrors. The show that catches rogue traders red-handed. In this edition: a rotten driveway firm is caught out on camera, and our undercover pensioner hands over money for unnecessary work.
6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation al and international news.
7.00 Emmerdale. Charity prepares a surprise for her Valentine - Jimmy King. Ashley and Ethan try to curb Steph’s behaviour. Louise and Terry discover a new strength.
7.30 Coronation Street. Sally meets her predecessor - with disturbing consequences. Things go pear- shaped for Cilia when she’s held to ransom. Charlie makes sure Shel ley has a weight on her mind.
8.00 The Royal. Sister Brigid faces a dilemma at the convent. Dr Weath- erill discovers the cause of a family tragedy. Nurse Taylor’s future looks rosy - Alun’s hangs by a thread.
9.00 FILM: Ocean’s Eleven. (2001) Slick crime caper in which a thief, recently released from prison, rounds up a team of top criminals in order to rob three Vegas casinos owned by the man who is now dat ing his ex. Starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts.
10.45 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
10.50 FILM: Ocean's Eleven. (2001) The conclusion of tonight’s film.
11.25 FILM: Leaving Las Vegas. (1995) Compelling drama about the love shared by a couple who have hit rock bottom - an alcoholic fired from his Hollywood job and a pros- , tilufe on the run from her pimp. : Starring Nicolas Cage, Elisabeth Shue, Julian Sands.
1.25 Orange Playlist. Lauren Laverne presents the music show with celebrities Rachel Stevens, Paul Gascoigne, Pete Doherty and Johnny Vegas getting sentimental over their favourite Valentine’s Day songs. (R)
1.55 Trisha. (R) 2.45 Today with Des and Mel. (R) 3.35 World Sport. (R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
ITV 2
6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Kelis in Profile. 9.55 cd:uk. 10.55 American Idol. 11.50 American Idol. 12.40 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. 1.50 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.30 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.55 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. 8.00 American Idol. 9.45 Jordan and Peter - Laid Bare. 10.45 Coronation Street. 11.15 The Brit Awards 2005. 1.45 Club Reps The Workers - Uncut. 2.40 IRB Rugby World Sevens. 3.05 Orange Playlist. 3.35 Tcteshopping. 5.35 ITV2 Nightscreen.
ITV3
6.00 Survival. 6.55 Survival. 7.50 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 8.45 Barbara. 9.15 Outside Edge. 9.45 Survival. 10.50 Survival. 11.55 Britain at War in Colour. 12.55 Britain at War in Colour. 2.00 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 3.05 Barbara. 3.35 Film File. 3.45 Survival. 4.50 Survival. 5.55 The Royal. 6.55 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Ruth Rendell:The South Bank Show. 9.00 Cracker. 11.05 P D James - A Certain Justice. 12.05 Cracker. 2.10 Teleshopping. 3.10 ITV3 Niahtscreen. 3.20 Emmordalc Omnibus.
SKY MOVIES 1
7.00 Barbie in the Nutcracker. (2001) 8.30 The Country Bears. (2002) 10.00 The Powerpuff Girls Movie. (2002) 11.25 Race to Space. (2001) 1.15 Project X. (1987) 3.05 The Country Bears. (2002) 4.35 The Powerpuff Girls Movie. (2002) 6.00 Race to Space. (2001) 8.00 Equilibrium. (2002) 10.00 Veronica Guerin. (2003) 11.50 Sky Movies News. 12.25 The Underneath. (1994) 2.25 Taking
the Heat. (1993) 4.15 Touching Wild Horses. (2002)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.20 Killer Bees. (2002) 8.00 Richie Rich. (1994) 9.40 Bogus. (1996) 11.40 US Top 10. 12.05 Flood: A River’s Rampage. (1997) 1.50 Killer Bees. (2002) 3.30 Bonus! World Cinema 2005. (2003) 4.00 Richie Rich. (1994) 6.00 Bogus. (1996) 8.00 Intolerable Cruelty. (2003) 9.45 Two Weeks Notice. (2002) 11.30 Fathers’ Day. (1997) 1.15 Braddock: Missing in Action 111. (1988) 3.00 dockers. (1995) 5.15 Flood: A River’s Rampage. (1997)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Bullet for a Badman. (1964) 7.25 Chaplin Today: City Lights. (2003) 8.00 The Desert Rats. (1953) 9.35 The Bounty Hunter. (1954) 11.00 Bullet for a Badman. (1964) 12.30 Doctor at Large. (1957) 2.15 The Desert Rats. (1953) 3.45 Chaplin Today: City Lights. (2003) 4.20 Violent Saturday. (1955) 6.00 Doctor at Large. (1957) 8.00 Network. (1976) 10.00 Sudden Impact. (1983) 12.00 The Border. (1982) 1.55 Network. (1976) 4.00 Violent Saturday. (1955)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Football First: Match Choice. 7.30 Football First: Match Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Ford Super Sunday: Premier League. 3.30 FA Cup Football. 6.30 Ford Football Special. 7.00 Football League Review. 8.00 Spanish Football. 10.30 FA Cup Football. 11.30 Ford Football Special. 12.00 Football League Review. 1.00 Spanish Football.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Spanish Football. 7.30 Live International Cricket. 4.30 Legends of Cricket. 5.00 Golf. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 11.30 LPGA Golf.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Motor Racing Special:
So...You WantTo Be An FI Driver?. 7.00 Golf. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 11.00 Sailing. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 1.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 2.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 3.00 Motor Racing Special:
So...You Want To Be An F1 Driver?. 4.00 World Motor Sport. 6.30 The Surf Mag. 7.00 Motor Racing Special:
So...You Want To Be An F1 Driver?. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Velocity. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 12.00 Motor Racing Special:
So...You Want To Be An FI Driver?. 1.00 International Cricket. 4.00 Sailing.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Tennis. 8.30 Live Alpine World Championship Skiing. 10.00 Live Biathlon. 11.30 Rally. 12.00 Live Alpine World Championship Skiing. 1.15 Live Biathlon. 3.00 Live Athletics. 5.00 Live French Cup Football. 7.00 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 7.30 Live Football: Serie A. 9.30 Rally. 10.00 Six Nations Highlights. 11.00 Masters Snooker.
SKY ONE
6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Extravaganza. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! Extravaganza. 8.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Extravaganza. 8.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! Extravaganza. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Extravaganza. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 12.00 Making of Sprung! The Magic Roundabout. 12.30 Sky Travel Shop. 1.00 Mutant X. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Oliver Beene. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 24. 10.00 NipHuck. 11.00 Cold Case. 12.00 South Park. 12.30 South Park. 1.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 1.50 Relic Hunter. 2.40 Star Trek; Voyager. 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Zoids. 5.35 Zotds.
UK TV GOLD
6.00 Thomas and Sarah. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 Butterflies. 9.40 Butterflies. 10.20 Butterflies. 11.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 11.40 Goodnight Sweetheart. 12.20 Goodnight Sweetheart. 1.00 Going Straight. 1.40 Going Straight. 2.20 Going Straight. 3.00 Butterflies. 3.40 Butterflies. 4.20 Butterflies. 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 5.40 Goodnight Sweetheart. 6.20 Goodnight Sweetheart. 7.00 Going Straight. 7.40 Going Straight. 8.20 Going Straight. 9.00 Biackadder the Third. 9.40 Steptoe and Son. 10.20 Going Straight. 11.00 Biackadder the Third. 11.40 Jack Dee's Happy Hour. 12.15 Jack Doe’s Happy Hour. 12.50 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. 2.00 Steptoe and Son. 2.40 Going Straight. 3.10 Jack Dee's Happy Hour. 4.00 Charlie's Angels. 4.55 Birds of a Feather. 5.35 Neighbours.
BBC THREE
7.00 Liquid Assets; Nicole Kidman’s Millions. 8.00 Who Rules the Roost?. 9.00 The Bachelor. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.30 Twisted Tales. 11.00 Little Britain. 11.30 Ideal. 12.00 The Comic Side of 7 Days. 12.30 Country Strife. 1.25 The Bachelor. 2.25 Twisted Tales. 2.50 Just A Domestic?.
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