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6.25 Surviving Love. (2003) 7.55 USTop 10.6.10 Medicine Man. (1992) 10.00 Lizzie McGuire Movie. (2003) 11.50 Boy Meets Girl. (1998) 1.45 Medicine Man. (1992) 3.45 Boy Meets Girl. (1998) 5.40 UK Top 10. (2004) 6.05 Lizzie McGuire Movie. (2003) 8.00 Analyze That. (2002) 9.40 Bad Boys II. (2003) 12.10 Below. (2002) 2.00 Head above Water. (1996) 3.40 Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights. (2002) 5.05 Surviving Love. (2003)
SKY MOVIES 2
7.30 Warriors of Virtue 2; The Return to Tao. (2002) 9.10 First Knight. (1995) 11.30 USTop 10. 12.00 Freaky Friday. (2003) 1.50 Warriors of Virtue 2: The Return to Tao. (2002) 3.35 First Knight. (1995) 5.50 Freaky Friday. (2003) 7.30 Sky Movies News. (2001) 8.00 Troy. (2004) 10.45 Underworld. (2003) 12.50 Beetlejuice. (1988) 2.40 The Banger Sisters. (2001) 4.30 Warriors of Virtue 2: The Return to Tao. (2002)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Death in Small Doses. (1957) 7.30 State Fair. (1945) 9.15 His Girl Friday. (1940) 11.00 Death in Small Doses. (1957) 12.30 The Front Page. (1974) 2.30 State Fair. (1945) 4.15 His Girl Friday. (1940) 6.00 The Front Page. (1974) 8.00 Stripes. (1981) 10.00 The Warriors. (1979) 11.40 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2. (1986) 1.25 Stripes. (1981) 3.15 Sky Movies News. 3.45 The Long Hot Summer. (1958)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 Premier League Preview Show. 7.00 Soccer AM’s All Sports Show. 7.55 U Can Do It. 8.00 Champions League Weekly. 8.30 Premier League Preview Show. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Live Football League. 3.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 6.00 Live Super League. 7.55 Champions League Weekly. 8.25 Football Rrst: Game of the Day. 10.15 Football First: Match Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 1.15 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 2.45 Football First: Match Choice. 4.15 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Gillette World Sport. 7.30 Gaelic Games. 8.30 Live Rugby Union: NPC. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 1.30 Live Golf: Solheim Cup. 11.00 US and Euro Tour Golf. 1.30 Rugby Union. 2.30 Test Cricket. 4.30 Sports Unlimited. 5.30 Athletics.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Test Cricket. 8.00 Tight Lines. 9.00 Racing News. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 12.55 U Can Do It. 1.00 Sportnation. 2.00 Gillette World Sport. 2.30 Live Rugby Union. 5.00 U Can Do It. 5.05 Rugby Union: Currie Cup. 7.00 Live Spanish Football. 9.00 Test Cricket. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment; Late Night Smackdown. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 Super League. 4.00 Rugby Union. 5.00 Moto ■¥. 5.30 Gillette World Sport.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Escape. 8.00 Football. 8.30 Tennis: US Open. 10.00 Tennis: US Open. 12.30 Live Athletics. 3.00 Live Cycling: Tour of Spain. 4.30 Live Cycling: Tour of Spain. 4.45 Cycling. 5.15 Superbike World Championship. 6.15 Inside Superbikes. 6.30 Strongest Man. 7.30 Superbike World Championship. 8.30 Strongest Man. 9.30 Athletics. 10.30 Superbike World Championship. 11.30 Rght Club. 1.15 Close.
SKY ONE
6.00 StarTrek:The Next Generation. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Transformers: Armada. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 Andromeda. 12.00 Stargate SG-1.1.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 1.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star .Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Stargate SG-1. 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. 8.00 Inside Ultimate Volcano. 9.00 Sport Matters. 10.00 Road Wars. 11.00 How Not To Die. 12.00 Stargate SG-1.1.00 24.1.50 Is Harry on the Boat?. 2.40 Aggro. 3.30 The X Files. 4.20 Star Trek: Tbe Next Generation. 5.10 Star Trek: The Next Generation.
UKTV GOLD
6.05 Dangerfield. 7.00 Doctor Who Omnibus. 9.00 Porridge. 9.40 Porridge. 10.20 Porridge. 11.00 Porridge. 11.40 Porridge. 12.20 Porridge. 1.00 Porridge. 1.40 Porridge. 2.20 Porridge. 3.00 Porridge. 3.40 Porridge. 4.20 Porridge. 5.00 Porridge. 5.40 Porridge. 6.20 Porridge. 7.00 My Hero. 7.40 My Hero. 8.20 My Hero. 9.00 Billy Elliot. 11.10 I'm Alan Partridge. 11.50 I’m Alan Partridge. 12.30 Shooting Stars. 1.05 Shooting Stars. 1.40 Have I Got News for You. 2.15 Have I Got News for You. 2.50 I’m Alan Partridge. 3.25 I'm Alan Partridge. 4.00 My Hero. 4.35 The A-Team. 5.30 Porridge.
BBC THREE
7.00 Farscape. 7.45 MPs' Outtakes. 8.15 Three's Outtakes. 8.45 Making Little Britain Too. 9.15 Little Britain. 9.45 Nighty Night. 10.15 Forces of Nature. ' 12.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 1.00 The Smoking Room. 1.30 The Brothel. 2.00 The Brothel. 2.30 Secret Life of the Shop. 3.25 Tv;o Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 The Save-Ums! (R) 7.25 Roo- baib and Custard Too. (R) 7.35 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and his ^ s t Friend Corky. 7.50 Noddy. (R) 8.00 Harry and his Bucket Full of Dinosaurs. 8.35 Franklin. (R) 9.05 George Shrinks. (R) 9.40 Beyblade. (T) 10.05 Dragon Booster. 10.35 The Tribe. (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.30 Red Bull Air Race World Series. (T) 2.00 Hollywood’s Greatest Comedy Special Effects. 3.00 RLM; Born Too Soon. (1992) Starring Michael Moriarty. 5.05 RLM; Dennis the Menace Strikes Again. (1998)
ITV 2
6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.30 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 2.50 The Xtra Factor. 3.50 Movies Now. 4.00 Holiday Showdown. 5.00 Celebrity Fit Club USA. 6.00 Nanny 911.7.00 The Xtra Factor. 8.00 William Shakespeare’s Romeo Juliet. 10.15 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 10.45 The X Factor. 11.45 The Xtra Factor. 12.50 Cinderella Man - The Premiere. 1.20 Poor Little Rich Girls. 2.15 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.35 Teleshopping. 5.35 ITV2 Nightscreen.
ITV3
6.00 Outside Edge. 6.25 Outside Edge. 6.55 Second Thoughts. 7.30 Home to Roost. 8.00 Homo to Roost. 8.30 Film File. 8.40 Jeeves and Wooster. 9.45 Mapp and Lucia. 10.50 Survival. 11.55 Casino . Royale. 2.25 Jeeves and Wooster. 3.30 Film File. 3.40 Elvis • Aloha from Hawaii. 4.45 Mapp and Lucia. 5.55 Robin of Sherwood. 7.00 Overboard. 9.10 Bait. 11.10 Chiller. 12.10 The Bill. 1.10 The Bill. 2.10 The Bill. 3.15 Teleshopping. 5.45 ITV3 Nightscreen.
BBC 1
6.00 The Story Makers. (C) 6.20 The Story Makers. (C) 6.45 Postman Pat. (R) (C) 7.0.0 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.25 Arthur. (R) (C) 7.50 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 8.10 Legend of the Dragon. (C) 8.35 The Scooby and Scrap py Show. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in ria Bungalow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Reload ed. (C) 11.45 Sportsround. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C) 1.00 Grandstani 1.05 25 Years of the Great North Run. (C) 1.20 World Athletics Final. (C) 2.40 Around the Grounds. (C) 2.45 World Ath letics Final. (C) 3.50 Racing from Leopard- stown. 4.30 Final Score. 5.10 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.30 What Kids Really Think. (C) 6.00 He’s Having a Baby. Davina McCall follows eight young men on their jour ney to becoming first-time fathers. No more easy life for the boys this week as the assignments get toughl. (C)
7.00 A Question of Sport. Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz, with team cap tains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson. A look back at the highlights from this summer’s sport. (C)
7.30 The National Lottery; In It to Win I t Dale Winton presents a quiz show in which live contestants must continue to give correct answers if they are to hold on to their sViare of a cash jack pot. (C)
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8.15 Casualty. Maggie’s daughter Is trapped when a building housing asy lum seekers collapses into a mine shaft. Casualties test staff to the limit and Tess’s life hangs in the balance. (C)
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9.15 BBC Proms 2005; Last Night of t|ie Proms. Live from the Royal Albert Hall, London, the second part of the rousing last-night Proms concert. Paul Daniel conducts the BBC Singers, and BBC Symphony Chorus and Orchestra. (C)
10.35 News; Weather. (C) 10.55 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker pre sents highlights of all eight of today’s Premiership games, including Manch ester United’s derby clash with Manchester City. (C)
1 menl placed by a middle-aged man ' seeking a female companion with ‘ whom to spend a year on a desert
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’ island. Starring Oliver Reed, Amanda Donohoe, Georgina Hale. (C ) .
2.10 joins BBC News 24.
f12.15;T FILM; Castaway. (1986) ’Dra'ma’j based on the experiences of L u c y . Irvine, who answered an advertise- *
Casualty, BBC1,8.20pm
The new series of Casualty returns to BBC1 with a bang when an unstable block of flats built on an old mine shaft, containing asylum seekers, collapses.
Maggie’s daughter, Joanne, was teaching English in one of the flats and is trapped underneath the rubble. Tess hears a baby crying and goes to investi gate. But she slips down the shaft and becomes trapped with a refugee
BBC2
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Gary Rhodes’s New British Classics. (R) (C) 10.30 Rachel’s Favourite Food. (2004) (C) 11.00 The Flying Gardener. (R) (C) 11.10 The Sky at Night. (R) (C) 11.30 Trade Secrets. (R) (C) 11.40 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 12.25 Talking Movies. (C) 12.50 FILM; Starl (1968) Starring Julie Andrews. (C) 3.35 The Rockford Files. (R) (C) 4.20 Monk. (2002) (C) 5.05 The Mem oirs of Sherfock Holmes. (R) (C) 5.55 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em. (R) (C) 6.30 Flog 111 (R) (C) 7.30 BBC Proms 2005; Last Night of the Proms. Live from the Royal Albert Hall, the final concert in the Proms season. (C)
9.15'T FILM; Kelly's Heroes. (1970) > World War II adventure about an American soldier who learns that-, h'ls German prisoner knows the
. ' whereaboutsof$16millioninNazi' , gold. Starring Cliht Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Don Rickies. (C)
11.30 FILM;.Gods and Monsters.'-t , . . (1998) Fictionalised biopio of hor-,
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ror film director James Whale. When a handsome gardener.
his.house,';
l.io Joins News 24. 4.00 BBC Learning Zone.
f Whale becomes entranced and begins a complex friendship with ‘ him. Starring Ian McKellen. (C) ‘ _
T,' i ITV1
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 F I : Belgian Grand Prix Qualifying Live. 1.10 ITV News; Weather. 1.15 Granada News and Weath er. 1.20 GP2 Itaiy. 1.50 The X Factor. (R) 2.50 FILM: Back to the Future, Part
III. (1990) The concluding part of ■ the time-travelling trilogy. Marly , ' McFly travels to the American Wild
■ ■ West of 1885 in a desperate bid to i save Doc Brown from gunslinger
called Mero. Will they be rescued in time? Meanwhile, Maggie is not pleased when she sees new nurse Bruno. They have worked together in the past.
CHANNEL 4
6.00 The Cubeez. (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 TDK Golden League Athletics. 7.30 British Formula 3.8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.50 The Guardian Sport Talk Show. (T) 9.55 The Cricket Show. (T) 10.25 Cricket; Fifth Test. (T) 12.35 Lunch Break. (T) 12.55 Test Cricket and Channel 4 Racing. (T) 3.30 Cricket: Fifth Test. (T) 6.45 C4 News;. (T) 7.15 Self Portraits: The Me Genera tion. Matthew Coliings presents a three-part series on artists’ seif- portraits through the ages, (T)
8.15 The SS. Series on the SS. On the Night of the Long Knives in 1934, the SS siaughtered the ieaders of the undisciplined SA, to replace them as Hitler’s enforcers. (T)
, 9.15 FILM: Gl Jane. (1997) Hard- • edged action yarn foliowing one pioneering woman’s struggie to succeed in the macho world of the
: ; --US Navy’s elite fighting unit, th e . , SEALS. Starring Demi Moore.
11.35 Today at the Test. Mark Nicholas looks back at the day’s play. (T)
12.05 4Music Presents... David Gray. The singer-songwriter chats to Edith Bowman. (T)
12.40 4 Piay. 1.00 4 Piay. (T) 1.15 4Musio Presents... Doves. (R) (f) 1.50 4 Piay. 2.00 FILM: The Indian Runner. (1991) 4.20 Get the Picture. (R) 4.35 Dispatches. (R) (T)5.35 Spider-Man. (R)(T)
FIVE
Stamng Don Rickies. (T) 6.20 FILM; See'No Evil, Hear No Evil.' > (1989) Lighthearted adventures of two I
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fnends-one blind and one deal-who ;;; go on
the.run.to clear.their names j when they become the suspects in a ' murder case. Starring Richard Pryoq : . i
Ge.ne Wilder, Joan Severance. (T)
8.05 Charmed. Paige is forced to make a deal with a demon. (R) (T)
8.55 five news. (T) 9.15 CSI; Crime Scene Investigation. A
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Titch. 7.45 Junglies. 7.50 The Story Store. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Busy Buses. 8.40 Elmo’s World. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 The Restaurant. 1.45 Australia's Next Top Model. 6.05 Britain's Next Top Model; The Auditions. 7.05 Miss Universe 2005. 8.05 Will and Grace. 9.00 Most Haunted. 11.00 The Psychic Detective. 12.00 Apt Pupil. 2.05 Celebrity Extra. 2.30 Hollywood Star Treatment. 2.40 Jane Goldman Investigates. 3.30 John Travolta: Revealed. 4.15 Three Sisters. 4.40 Girlfriends. 5.05 Life with Bonnie. 5.30 Home Shopping.
S C L F I
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Robot Wars: The Sixth Wars. 12.00 The Outer Limits. 2.00 The Pretender. 4.00 The Flash. 6.00 Roswell. 7.00 Roswell. 8.00 Babylon 5: In the Beginning. 10.00 The Dark Half. 12.20 Graveyard Shift. 1.55 Dark Angel. 2.55 Dark Angel. 3.50 The Outer Limits. 4.40 The Outer Limits. 5.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre.
SATELLITI Troy, Sky Movies 2,8pm
tn ancient Greece, the passion of two of history’s most legendary lovers, Paris, Prince of Troy (Orlan do Bloom) and Helen (Diane Kruger), Queen of Sparta, ignites a war that will devastate a civiliza tion. When Paris steals Helen awav from her husband. King Menelaus (Gleeson), it is an insult that can-
unites all^hefma'ssfwe'trih'^”' 13 Going on 30, Sky Movies 2,8pm
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On the eve of her 13th birthday, all Jenna Rink (Jennifer Garner) wants is to be pretty and popular. After a humiliating experience with the coolest kids in school, Jenna makes a desperate wish for a new life. Miraculously her wish comes true, but with one catch... she's only five days away from her 30th
birthday. ________
roadside murder turns out to be the ultimate case of mistaken identity. (R)
10.15 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. A six-year-old boy is abandoned
by his mother after a shooting inci dent. (T)
11.10 The Shield. Hard-hitting crime drama,
12.10
UitimatePoker.com Showdown. 1.10 Law and Order. (R) (T) 2.10 FILM: Sprung. (1997) 3.55 Sunset Beach. (T) 4.35 Beverly Hills, 90210. (R) (T) 5.20 Postcards. (R) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (T)
2,15 10.15 10.30
! ; - . r Buford Tann'en. Starring Michael j i Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Mary ; Sleenburgen.
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5.00 5.15
5.30 6.00 7.00 ■ 12.05
Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast. News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report. New You’ve Been Framed. Harry Hill returns with more camcorder catastrophes. In tonight's video jukebox, motorbike near misses, wedding day nightmares and catastrophic curtain calls. Plus Frame a Friend. The X Factor. Judges Simon Cowell, Sharon Osborne and Louis Walsh continue to whittle down the contestants vying lor a recording contract in Cardiff and Manchester. Hosted by Kate Thornton. ITV’s 50 Greatest Shows. Cat Deeley and Phillip Schofield host a star-studded celebration of 50 years of ITV, counting down to the programme which viewers have voted the greatest ITV show of all time. News. The latesfnational and international news, plus national weather. Big Fight Live: Amir Khan v Baz Carey, Joe Calzaghe v Evans Ashira. Jim Rosenthal presents action from the Cardiff Internation al Arena, as Joe Calzaghe defends his WBO super-mid dleweight title against Evans Ashira and Amir Khan laces Baz Carey. FILM: Flay It to the Bone. (2000); Boxing comedy.drama about two,
• ageing fighters and good friends -; : .who are asked to step in arid fight ,1 each other when an undercard ; bout in'Las Vegas is canoelled. j Slam’ng Antonio'Banderas, Woody 5
", Hairelson, LolitaJ)avi_dpvich. _ . The Springer Show. One woman is accused of cheating while her partner lay sleeping, and another finds out if her GAP partner has been using prostitutes. (R)
3.10 The Magnificent Seven. (R) 3.55 Entertainment Now!. (R) 4.20 Cybernet. (R) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
BBC1
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 7.35 Match of the Day. (R) 9.00 Sunday AM. (C) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.00 Cash in the Attic. (R) (C) 11.30 No Variations. 12.00 No Variations. 12.30 Keeping Up Appearances. (R) (C) 12.35 Diagnosis Murder. (R) (C) 1.20 FILM: The Kid. (2000) Starring Bruce Willis, Spencer Breslin, Emily Mortimer. (C) 2.55 EastEnders. (R) (C) 4.50 Points of View. (C) 5.05 Songs o f Praise. In Caithness in Scotland, Sally Magnusson has a rare and exclusive interview with Prince Charles, and the music fea tures Scottish folk legends Aly Bain and Phil Cunningham. (C)
5.45 Last of the Summer Wine. Yorkshire sitcom. To avoid all the fuss associat ed with birthdays, Clegg has the ideal solution - a discreet lunch at a nice quiet hotel. (R) (C)
6.15 R olf on A r t: Vermeer. Series in which Roll Harris explores influential artists. He travels to Vermeer’s home town of Delft to find out about the artist who was the subject of a recent hit movie. (C)
6.45 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team are in mid Wales, where among the intriguing finds are a bust of Dylan Thomas and an intri cate book of early silhouettes. (C)
7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 Casualty. It’s a race against time to free those still trapped in the mine. Tess fights to save lives and save her self. Maggie deals with her worst nightmare and it's Bruno’s fault. (C)
;'9.00 FILM; A B e a u t ifu l Mind. (2001) . V.' Oscar-winning drama based
on.the':
5; : . ; true story bl prominent mathemali- .
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cian John Nash, who began to suffer from a mental illness after he was; . reciruited for secret code-breaking
>> •; ;; duties. Starring Russell Crowe, Je n- : ?
■ ■ ; nifer Connelly, Ed Harris. (C) i j 0.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 FILM:A Beautiful Mind. (2001) The Oscar-winning drama continues. Star- ' ring Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connel-;
; ■::;Y;:;ij^EdHarris.(c)-L;V:^“ ; . 5 r j 11.30 FILM: M u r ie l’s Wedding. (1994) . Sparkling comedy abouta frutnpy g ir l; who. equates marriage with success, and v/ill go to any lengths to get wed, Starring Toni Collette, Bill Hunter, Rachel Griffiths, (C) ; ;
. 1.15 Joins BBC News 24.
Footprints In the Snow, ITV1,8pm
.Caroline Quentin takes on her most challenging role to date in Footprints in the Snow, the true story of a woman’s fight to regain her life after a horrifying acci dent leaves her unable to move her legs. Footprints in the Snow, adapted from the book of the same name, tells of the trauma that befell Julie Hill after a catastrophic car
BBC2
6.00 The Story Makers. (R) (C) 6.45 Post man Pat. (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.10 Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.00 Sunday Past Times. (C) 11.30 Property People Shorts. (R) (C) 12.00 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) 12.30 The Super League Show. (C) 1.20 The Flying Gardener. (R) (C) 1.30 Sunday Grandstand. (C) 1.35 Cycling: Tour of Britain. (C) 3.00 European Three-Day Eventing Championships. (C) 4.45 Racing from Longchamp. 5.30 The BBC Proms: Family Prom in the Park. (C) 6.50 DearTelevIslon. (C) 7.00 Top of the Pops. This week’s best-selling singles. (C)
7.35 Malcolm in the Middle. Sitcom about a gifted boy growing up in a chaotic family. (C)
8.00 Ray Mears’ 'B u sh c ra ft . Ray Mears explores the world of bushcraft. (R) (C)
9.00 Natural History of Europe. Doc umentary series. (C)
9.50 Space: Flying Visits. Sam Neill presents a documentary series. .
10.00 Dead Ringers. Topical sketch show. (R) (C)
10.30 Match of the Day 2. (C) 11.15 Arrested Development. (C) 11.40 RLM: About Adam. (2000) Com edy. Starring Stuart Townsend. (C)
1.20 First in Flight: Days That Shook the World. (R) (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
FIVE
6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 Bear in the House. (R) (T) 6.30 Oswald. (R) 6.40 Titch. (R) 6.55 The Save-Umsi. (R) 7.20 The Adventures of Bottle Top Bill and his Best Friend Corky. (R) 7.50 Noddy. (R) 8.00 Harry and his Bucket Full of Dinosaurs. 8.30 Franklin. (R) 9.00 George Shrinks. (R) 9.35 Wishbone. (R) 10.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (T) 10.40 Billie, Girl from the Future. (T) 11.10 The Adventures of Sinbad. (R) (T) 12.05 Rooted. (T) 12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1.15 FILM; Love Field. (1992) Starring Michelle
Pfeiffer. (T) 3.10 FILM: Greyfriars Bobby, (1961) Starring Donald Crisp. (T) 4.55 Two and a Half Men. (R) (T) 5.50 news. (T) 6.10 FILM:The Addams Family. (1991) Visually striking comedy. Starring Ahjelica Huston, Raul Julia, Christo-, ; pherU6yd.(T) V.,:;
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8.00 B r ita in ’s Worst Celebrity Driver Live!. Some of the UK’s best-known celebrity faces will be taking to our highways for a whirlwind road trip across Great Britain. (T)
S i iB i i i
9.00 FILM: Men in Black il. (2002) Sequel ; ;V jq t h e sci-fi comedy. Starring W i l l ; ; . Srnith, Tommy Lee Jones, Rip Torn.: . ;
10.40 MTV Video Music Awards 2005. Highlights of this year’s av/ards from Miami including performances from Green Day, Kanye West, Kelly Clark son, Ludacris and the Killers. (T)
12.40 Red Bull Air Race World Series. (R) 1.10 US Major League Baseball. 4.35 Dutch Football. (R)
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi*5. 7.35 Titch. 7.45 Junglies. 7.50 Story Store. 8,00 Barney aniJ Friends. 8.30 Busy Buses. 8.40 Elmo's World. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Dr 90210.11.30 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Spy Hard. 1.35 Celebrity Extra. 1.45 Australia’s Next Top Model. 6.05 Britain’s Next Top Model: The Auditions. 7.05 The Biggest Loser. 8.00 Showbiz Moms and Dads. 9.00 CSI: Miami. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.00 Da Vinci’s Inquest. 12.55 The Division. 1.50 Everwood. 2.40 Jane Goldman Investigates. 3.30 Sandra Bullock: Revealed. 4.15 Three Sisters. 4.40 Girlfriends. 5.05 Life Viilh Bonnie. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 12.00 Babylon 5: In the Beginning. 2.00 The Dead Zone. 4.00 Code Name: Eternity. 4.55 Andromeda. 5.50 Young Einstein. 7.40 Adventures of Baron Munchausen. 10.00 Needful Things. 12.15 Stephen King’s Silver Bullet. 2.05 Needful Things. 4.20 The Pretender.
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CHANNEL 4
6.00 The Cubeez. (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 Trans World Sport. (T) 7.30 Hol- lyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed for the hard of hearing) 10.00 Cricket: Fifth Test England v Australia. (T) 12.35 Lunch Break: England v Australia. (T) 1.10 Crick et: Filth Test England v Australia. (T) 6.00 C4 News;. (T) 6.30 Lost. When Jin attacks Michael, the group look to Sun for answers.
7.30 Today at the Test. Mark Nicholas looks back at the day's play in the Ashes series, (T)
8.00 Bremner, Bird and Fortune. Top ical satirical comedy. With Hawk- eye at the ready, Tony Blair is put to the cricket test. (T)
9.00 The Death of Celebrity. In an attempt to reclaim celebrity status tor stars with talent, Piers Morgan talks to a range of deserving and undeserving famous faces about the rise of the talent-free celeb. (T)
10.00 FILM: Angela’s Ashes. (1999). - Drama based on Frank McCourt’s '; story of.his childhood ill Litrierick ;
• ’ in the 1930s and 40s. Starring Erriily,Watson; Robert Carlyle, Michael Logge; (T)
12.35 Chinese Skateaway. (R) (T) 1.16 World Superbikes. 2.10 French Football: Le Championnat. 4.10 KOTV. (T) 4.40 TDK Golden League Athletics. (R) 5.10 Scrapheap Challenge, (R) (T)
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Championship. 10.25 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. (R) 10.50 cd:uk. 11.50 ITV News; Weather. 11.55 Granada News and Weather. 12.00 F1: Belgian Grand Prix Live. 3.00 The Real McCrae. 3.30 Pride & Prejudice Revisited. 4.00 Fat Families. 4.30 ITV Soap Chal lenge. 6.00 Animal Arrivals. Today, Jemma Gotten and Tony Wrighton return to Blackpool Zoo to take a look back at some of the animals fea tured over the series, and unveil some previously unseen footage.
6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation al and international news, plus national weather.
7.00 Coronation Street Family Album. Series celebrating some of Coronation Street’s favourite families. When the McDonalds arrived in 1989, we knew that life on the Street would never be the same again. (R)
7.30 Coronation Street. The past returns to haunt Gail. Will Kirk measure up to Molly’s strict regime? Nathan’s attentions turn to Violet.
8.00 Heartbeat. An infamous London gangster arrives in the area to try and rebuild his life after prison - but Sergeant Miller has other ideas, and Peg starts a salmonella out break.
9.00 Foo tp r in ts in the Snow. True story of Julie Hill’s fight to regain her independence and save her marriage after a car crash leaves her paralysed from the waist down. Can a revolutionary implant help her?.
11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.10 The South Bank Show. A profile of Welsh composer Karl Jenkins, whose latest work, Requiem, had
. its premiere in June 2005. He is the only living member of the Top 10 Classic FM Hall of Fame.
12.10 F I : Belgian Grand Prix High lights. Jim Rosenthal presents highlights of the Belgian Grand Prix from Spa, with commentary by James Allen and Martin Brun- dle. Tony Jardine gives his expert opinion on the race.
1.10 Motorsport UK. Diana Binks intro duces Porsche Cup action from Snetterton in Norfolk, plus high lights of round 12 of the Renault Clio Cup. Commentary by Ben Edwards and Simon Hill.
1.45 World Sport. Sports news and features from around the world.
2.10 FILM; Exiled. (1998) Crime drama ': ; ; : in which a former homicide detec- •
r : ,: ' live. Is serit to. Staten Island'frorn .- ! ;
' ■ the 27th, Prednct after an a^ault.'' Starring Christopher Noth.
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3.45 Redcoats. (R) 4.15 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
ITV 2
6.00 GMTV2.9.25 The Rebel Billionaire; Branson’s Quest for the Best. 11.05 The X Factor. 12.05 The Xtra Factor. 1.05 Emmerdale Omnibus. 3.50 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.10 The Rebel Billionaire: Branson's Quest for the Best. 8.00 The X Factor. 9.00 The Xtra Factor. 10.00 Bad Lads’ Army: Officer Class. 11.00 Bad Lads’ Army: Privates Exposed. 11.35 Coronation Street. 12.05 The Rebel Billionaire: Branson’s Quest for the Best. 1.50 cd:uk. 2.40 Teleshopping. 4.40 ITV2 Nightscreen.
ITV3
6.00 Raffles. 6.55 Robin of Sherwood. 7.55 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 9.00 Survival. 10.00 Raleigh. 11.00 Raffles. 12.05 Overboard. 2.15 Robin of Sherwood. 3.20 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 4.20 2001: A Space Odyssey. 7.00 Spartacus. 10.25 The Jewel in the Crown. 12.40 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 1.40 Raffles. 2.45 ITV3 Nightscreen. 3.15 Emmerdale Omnibus.
SKY MOVIES 1
6.35 The Swan Princess. (1994) 8.10 Fly Away Home. (1996) 10.00 Two Brothers. (2004) 12.00 You Got Served. (2004) 1.40 Bonus! Pride and Prejudice. 2.10 Fly Away Home. (1996) 4.00Two Brothers. (2004) 6.00 You Got Served. (2004) 7.40 US Top 10. 8.00 Godsend. (2004) 10.00 Tequila Sunrise.
(1988) 12.00 Anger
Management. (2002) 1.45 Love Liza. (2002) 3.20 Spin. (2004)
S.IOThe Swan Princess, (1994)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.20 Sounder. (2003) 8.05 Paradise Virus. (2003) 9.50 The Guys. (2002) 11.30 Sky Movies News. (2001) 12.00 Sounder. (2003) 1.30 Win a Date with Tad Hamilton. (2004) 3.10 Paradise Virus. (2003) 4.45 The Guys. (2002) 6.15 Win a Date with Tad Hamilton. (2004) 8.00 13 Going on 30. (2004) 9.45 Just Married. (2003) 11.25 French Kiss. (1995) 1.20 Down with Love. (2002) 3.05 Jimmy Hollywood. (1994) 5.05 Paradise Virus. (2003)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Jamaica Inn. (1939) 7.45 Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy. (1955) 9.15 The Wrong Arm of the Law. (1963) 11.00 Jamaica Inn. (1939) 12.45 Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy. (1955) 2.15 Sands of Iwo JIma. (1949) 4.10 The Last of the Mohicans. (1936) 5.45 Sky Movies News. 6.15 The Wrong Arm of the Law. (1963) 8.00 Sands of Iwo Jima. (1949) 10.00 Dressed to Kill. (1980) 11.50 Blow Out. (1981) 1.45 California Suite. (1970) 3.35 US Top 10.4.05 The Last of the Mohicans. (1936)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Rugby Union. 7.00 Foolball First; Match Choice. 8.30 Football First: Match Choice. 10.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 11.00 Goals on Sunday. 1.00 Live Football League. 3.30 Ford Super Sunday. 6.30 Live Indy Car Series. 9.00 Live Tennis: US Open. 0.00 Foolball League Review. 1.00 Ford Football Special. 2.30 Spanish Foolball. 4.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Powerboating. 7.30 Spanish Football. 9.00 Rally Fever. 10.00 Australian Rugby League. 12.00 Tennis: US Open. 1.30 Live Golf; Solheim Cup. 9.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.00 Test Cricket. 2.30 Rally Fever. 3.30 Athletics. 4.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Test Cricket. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 11.00 Wild Spirits. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Rugby Union. 1.00 Live British Superbikes. 4.30 Moto +. 5.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 6.00 Live Spanish Football. 8.00 Football League Review. 9.00 Test Cricket. 10.30 WWE Late Night • Afteiburn. 11.30 WWE U te Night - Velocity. 0.30 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 1.30 British Superbikes. 4.30 Close.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Tennis: US Open. 9.00 Uve GP2 Series. 9.45 Inside Superbikes: Commentators. 10.00 Live Superbike World Championship. 3.30 Live Cycling: Tour of Spain. 4.30 Tennis: US Open. 5.30 Superbike World Championship. 7.30 Fight Club. 8.30 Fight Club. 9.30 Superbike World Championship. 11.30 Motorsports Weekend. 0.15 World Series by Renault. 0.30 Close.
SKY ONE
6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Transformers: Armada. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh!. 9.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 10.00 Whatever. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 12.00 Stargate SG-1. 1.00 Futurama. 1.30 Futurama. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Relic Hunter. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 "Oie Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 6.00 Rnal Chance to Save. 9.00 United by 9/11. 10.30 OAPs on ASBOS. 11.30 Stargate SG-1.12.30 Law and Order. 1.30 Halloween II. 3.15 Las Vegas. 4.10 Star Trek; The Next Generation. 5.10 Transformers: Armada. S.35 Pokemon Advanced.
UKTV GOLD
6.00 Dangerfield. 7.00 Doctor Who. 8.50 Miss Marple. 11.05 ‘AIIo ‘Alio!. 11.40 ‘Alio 'Alio!. 12.15 ‘Alio ‘Allol. 12.50 2poinl4 Children. 1.30 2point4 Children. 2.10 2point4 Children. 2.50 2point4 Children. 3.30 ’Alio ’Allol. 4.05 ’Alio ‘Allol. 4.40 Monarch of the Glen. 5.40 Monarch of the Glen. 6.40 Miss Marple. 9.00 Jonathan Creek. 10.15 Men Behaving Badly. 10.55 Men Behaving Badly. 11.35 Silent Witness. 1.55 Have I Got News for You. 2.30 Have I Got News for You. 3.05 Jonathan Creek. 4.15 The A-Team. 5.10 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. 5.35 Neighbours.
BBC THREE
7.00 Doctor Who Confidential. 7.30 Doctor Who. 8.15 Doctor Who. 9.00 Little Britain. 9.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.00 Forty Years of F**k. 11.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. 12.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.30 The Smoking Room. 1.00 Ideal. 1.30 My Life in Film, 2.00 Forty Years of F**k. 2.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 3.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.
Marry Garlick 'J'V CVnlre
www.clifheroetoday.co.uk
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