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ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.15 Quincy, ME. 1.15 Quincy, ME. 2.15 CO:UK. 3.15 Felicity. 4.05 Undeclared. 4.35 The Block. 5.35 The Block: Inside Out. 6.35 Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2004: UK Rnal. 7.35 Roads from Hell. 8.40 The Xtra Factor. 9.45 Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2004: UK Rnal Result. 10.15 G1 Jane. ,12.40 The X Factor. 1.50 Teleshopping. 3.20 ITV2 Nightscreen. 3.35- Emmerdale Omnibus.


; BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 10.00 In the Know. (C) 11.00 Saturday Brunch. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C) 1.00 Grandstand. (C ) 1.05 The Road to Athens.1.30 Racing from Haydock.1.45 Golf: Boys Amateur Championship.1.55 Racing from Haydock.2.15 Goff: St Andrews Tro- phy.2.30 Racing from Haydock.2.45 Match of the Day Live. (C) 5.10 BBC News; Regional News: Weather. (C) 5.30 Edinburgh Military Tattoo 2004. Coverage of the Edinburgh Military Tattoo at Edinburgh Castie, cefebrat- ing the Royal Air Force with music from UK and infernationaf bands. Commentary from Tom Reming. (C)


6.30 Only Fools and Horses. Sitcom about a South London market trader. An oid schoolmate returns to Peck- ham to catch up with Dei and his cronies. (R) (C)


7.00 Junior Mastermind. John Humphrys poses the questions as five 10- and 11-year-oids compete in the final of the quiz. Specialist subjects inciude Geography of Australia, James Bond Viiiains, and Frogs. (C)


7.50 The National Lottery: In It to Win It Dale Winton presents a quiz show in which five contestants must continue to give correct answers if they are to hoid on to their share of a cash jack­ pot. (C)


8.30 Test the Nation:The Popular Music Test. Viewers are invited to pit their wits against the entire country as weli as studio contestants to see how much they know about music from rock to opera and pop to musicals. (C)


9.45 News; Weather. (C) 10.05 Test the Nation:The Popular Music Test. Anne Robinson and Phillip


. Schofield present the answers and results from the interactive quiz in which viewers and studio contestants see how much they know about pop­ ular music. (C)


11.15 FILM: Mother’s Boys. (1993) Tense'


■. * thriller about a woman who deserts ' her,family but returns three years


' later to claim the children - and her, estranged husband. Starring Jamie :


c , ' Lee Curtis, Peter Gallagher, Joanne ’ , Whalley-Kilmer. (C)


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12.50 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) 1.50 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) 2.20 Joins BBC News 24.


Von Trapped, 1TV1,8.45pm


The story centres on that perennial musical favourite The Sound Of Music, the famous film that brought Austria’s singing Von T^app family to world renown. Quentin plays Maria, a mobile hairdresser who has been obsessed with the movie ever since she was jilted at the altar while pregnant. Sixteen years later, she now lives in Old­ ham with her man-hating mother Mrs Moogan ( Una Stubbs) and her only child


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6.00 GMTV.9.25 Ministry of Mayhem.11.30 CD:UK.12.30 IW News; Weather.12.35 Granada News and Weather.12.40 Inter­ national Motor Sport. 1.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 3.25 Simply the Best. Game show hosted by Kirsty Gailacher and Phil Tufnell. It’s Leeds v Sheffield in the final and two teams of athletes and celebrities hope to win 50,000 for a local charity.


Lee, an architypal hormonal­ ly-ravaged teenager, all of whom get under each oth­ ers’ feet in their small ter­ raced house.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Teletubbies. (R) 6.40 The Story Mak­ ers. (R) 7.00 Metalheads. (R) 7.15 Dennis the Menace. (R) (C) 7.35 Arthur. (R) (C) 8.05 The Fairly Odd Parents. (R) (C) 8.30 The Saturday Show. (C) 10.00 The Mysti Show. (C) 11.00 TO TP : Saturday. (C) 12.00 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 12.45 Talking Movies. (C) 1.10 FILM: Run of the Arrow. (1957) Starring Rod Steiger. (C) 2.35 FILM: Hell and High Water. (1954) Starring Richard Widmark. (C) 4.15 FILM: Mrs Dalloway. (1997) Starring Vanessa Redgrave. (C) 5.50 The Good Life. (R) (C) 6.20 Flog It! Members of the public try to make money out of their antiques at auction. (C)


,7.20 ' FILM: The Winslow Boy. (1999) : ;


Period drama about a young ; ,


, naval cadet accused of stealing a five shilling postal, order. Starring ' ..Nigel Hawthorne. (C)


9.00 The BBC Proms 2004. Live from the Royal Albert Hall. (C)


11.00 Storyville:The Beauty Academy of Kabul. Documentary about an unusual and moving cultural exchange. (C)


12.00 RLM:The Man with the Golden" , - Arm. (1955) Drama about a pro­ fessional card dealer who comes out of a clinic supposedly having been cured of his heroin addic- tion. Stamng Frank Sinatra. (C) . s


, 2.00 BBC Learning Zone. (C) FIVE


6.00 Postcards.6.10 WideWprid. (T ) 6.35 WideWorid. (T) 7.00 Sunrise.7.55 Home and Away Omnibus. (R ) (T ) 10.00 No Girls Allowed. (T) 11.00 Hercules: the Legendary Journeys. (R)12.00 Beyblade. (R) (T) 12.30 Beast Wars.1.00 Harry and Cosh. (R)1.25 The Chart.1.55 Dawson’s Creek. (T) 2.50 The Making of Hellboy. (T) 3.25 FILM: Walk, Don’t Run. (1966) Starring Cary Grant, Samantha Eggar, Jim Hutton. (T) 5.30 Scooby-Doo and the Cyber Chase. (T) 6.55 Charmed. Phoebe prepares tor her


PLUS


6.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 7.00 Only when I Laugh. 7.30 The Dick Van Dyke Show. 8.00 Hart to Hart. 9.00 Coronation Street Omnibus. 11.30 True Crimes. 12.00 Lilies of the Reid. 2.00 Hollywood Remembers. 2.30 True Crimes. 3.00 Perry Mason - the Case of the Grimacing Governor. 5.00 Only when 1 Laugh. 5.30 Till Death Us Do Part. 6.00 The Two Ronnies. 7.00 Murder, She Wrote. 8.00 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 9.00 Perry Mason • the Case of the Grimacing Governor. 11.00 Tommy Cooper. 11.30 The Wheeltappers. 12.00 Murder, She Wrote. 1.00 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 2.00 Hart to Hart. 3.00 Teleshopping.


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Jibba Jabba. 7.45 Oswald. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Busy Buses. 8.35 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.45 Timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Palace. 10.30 The


•Golden Palace. 11.00 Th e Nanny. 11.30 The Nanny. 12.00 Style Star. 12.30 Celebrity Extra. 1.00


wedding day.-(R) (T)


7.45 five news and sport. (T) 8.00 Steven Spielberg: The Man and His Movies. Documentary following the director’s extensive career. (T)


9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Catherine takes the case when the prime suspect in a high-profile murder case becomes infatuated with her. (R)


9.55 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. A young woman is raped during the gala opening of a family hotel. (T)


Will and Grace. 1.30 Will and Grace. 2.00 Will and Grace. 3.00 Will and Grace. 3.30 Will and Grace. 4.00 Will and Grace. 4.30 Will and Grace. 5.00 Will. and Grace. 5.30 According to Jim. 6.00 Will and Grace.'6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 Close Encounters with Keith Barry. 7.30 Close Encounters with Keith Barry. 8.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 9.00 Extreme Makeover. 10.00 Most Haunted Unseen. 11.00 Kath and Kim. 11.30 Girls Behaving Badly. 12.00 Threesome. 1.50 Hanover Street. 3.45 Chefs In the City. 4.10 Celebrity Extra. 4.30 TTie Golden Palace. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-Fi


6.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 6.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 12.30 The Dead Zone. 1.25 The Dead Zone. 2.20 The Dead Zone. 3.15 The Dead Zone. 4.10 The Dead Zone. 5.05 The Dead Zone. 6.00 The Invisible Man. 7.00 The Invisible Man. 8.00 Drop Dead Fred. 10.00 Fight Club. 12.35 Ancient Desires: The Sex Files. 2.15 Drop Dead Fred. 4.05 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Rst of the North Star. 5.30 Excel Saga.


10.50 11.50


The Shield. Danny helps Vic on an undercover assignment. (T) Law and Order. A detective uses a teenager in a sling operation but cov­ ers his tracks when the boy is shot (R)(T)


11.50 Law and Order. (R) (T ) 12.45 FILM: Curiosity Kills. (1990) Starring Courteney Cox. (T ) 2.10 FILM: Betrayal of Silence. (1989) Starring Meg Foster. (T) 3.45 Short Story Cin­ ema. (T) 4.20 The Invaders. (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (T)


6.00 Party Animals. (R) 6.05 Tales of a Wise King. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) (Signed) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 7.55 International Athletics: The TDK Golden League.8.25 The Cricket Show. (T) 8.55 The Morning Line. (T) 9.55 hit40uk. (T) 10.20 The OC. (R) (T) 11.20 Friends. (R) (T) 11.50 Rock in Rio. (T) 1.30 V Festival. (T) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing. 4.05 FILM: Please Sirl (1971) Starring John Alderton. 6.00 The Art Show. First of five new films in the acclaimed arts docu­ mentary series. (T)


6.30 C4 News, (p 7.00 Atlantic Britain. Travel series in which journalist Adam Nicolson sails up the west coast of the British Isles. (T)


7.30 Force of Nature. Documentary about the power of the elements.


8.00 The Worst Jobs in History. Tony Robinson looks at the less glam­ orous side of knights. (T)


9.00 FILM: A Knight’s Tale. (2001)


g>iffiSf|;Medi^l:spM^ 14th-century squire who replaces, his dead employer as a competi-


- ' -


tor in a jousUng competition. Star­ ring Heath Ledger, (T)


11.30 Green Wing. New comedy-drama. 12.40 FILM: Purely Belter. (2000) Starring Chris Beattie.2.25 Top Ten: Eurovision. (R)3.50 The Fugitive. (R) 4.35 The Chris Isaak Show.5.20 Countdown. (R) (T)


5.10 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


5.25 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.


; 5.40 FILM: Grease. (1978) High-spirit-: : .. ed musical set in 1950s America, : '


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in which a girl and boy who met on the beach are unexpectedly reunit- <


, ed at high school. she win him' back?. Starring John Travolta, “ Olivia.Newton-John, Stockard: ; ' Channing.


7.35 The X Factor. Talent show hosted by Kate Thornton. Simon Cowell, Sharon Osborne and Louis Walsh compete with one another to find the nation’s next singing sensa­ tion.


8.45 Von Trapped. First of three one-off dramas. A woman realises that the only way to get her obsession lor the Sound of Music out of her sys­ tem is to visit Salzburg.


9.45 Parkinson. Talk show king Michael Parkinson starts his first ITV season with guests Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise and Scot­ land’s laird of laughter, Billy Con­ nolly.


11.00 ITV Weekend News. National and international round-up, plus weath­ er.


■ 11.15' FILM: Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000. (2000) Sci-fi epic set in the year 3000 on an Earth


, that has been’colonised by a race of aliens who have comman-


'■ . ' deered all its natural resources .


. ...Barry Pepper.


, and left humankind to die. Starring , John Travolta; Forest Whitaker, .............


1.25 Steven Spielberg-The Making of The Terminal. A look at the making of the new film by Steven Spielberg, starring Tom Hanks and based on the true story of an immigrant who is forced to live in an airport terminal.


1.50 CD:UK. Cat Deeley hosts the weekly music show, with inter­ views, live performances, exclu­ sive videos and the latest music news from around the globe.


2.40 Shoot the Writers!. Comedy series featuring sketches sent in by viewers, and performed by a brand new cast of actors. (R)


3.05 Boybands Forever. A look at some of the most successful boy bands of all time. (R)


4.00 Entertainment Now!. (R)4.25 Mixmas- ters.4.50 ITV Nightscreen.5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


Shanghai Knights, Sky Movies 1. 8pm


Chon Wang (Jackie Chan) and Roy P’Bannon (Owen Wilson) are back ■n the saddle, but off the range - this time, they’re out to settle a score in civilized London in the s ^u e l , “Shanghai Knights.’’ When a Chinese rebel murders Chon’s estranged father and escapes to England, Chon and Roy make their wcay lo Lonaon with revenge on


their minds. Chon’s sistov i a worWww; onne’®-®'®*®!’


ay t London a worldwide conspiracy to murder the royal family. same idea, and uncovers


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BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Animal Park. (R) (C) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.30 Country- file. (C) 12.00 No Variations.I.OO ’Allo’Allo!. (R) (C ) 1.25 Keeping Up Appearances. (R) (C) 1.55 EastEnders. (R) (C) 4.25 Brita in’s Strongest Man. John inverdale presents the final of this year’s grueliing competition from Minehead as the competitors fight it out for the Citroen Vans Trophy. (C)


5.15 Lifeline. Rowland Rivron appeals on behalf of CHICKS (Country Holidays for Inner City Kids) which provides free respite breaks in'Devon and Cornwall for disadvantaged children. (C)


5.25 Points of View. Terry Wogan pre­ sents viewers’ opinions on BBC pro­ grammes. (C)


5.40 Songs of Praise. Diane Louise Jor- . dan travels by terry, steam train and helicopter while visiting Dartmouth in south Devon, where she meets the man in charge of the Britfania Royal Naval College. (C)


6.15 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 6.40 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team of experts head for Porfmeirion in North Wales. Amongst the treasures brought to light are some intricate mosaics and a valu­ able penknife. (C)


;7.30, F ILM : Rush Hour. (1998) Action comedy following the attempts of a:' martiaf-arts-expertcop to retrieve the '■ kidnapped daughter of the Chinese-, consul, a mission hindered by a hap-; less LAPD detective. Starring Jaclde J^Chan, Chris Jucker, Ken,Leung.’(C ) . )


9.00 Silent Witness. Drama series about a forensic pathologist. Sam investi­ gates the discovery of the bodies of two men killed by paramilitaries in Northern Ireland twenty years ago.


(C)


(11.15 "FILM: AWorrian'atWar. (1991) The’ remarkable story of Helene, Moskiewicz,-a Jewish woman who ';


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Traffic Cops Special. Documentary series. In this special edition, South Yorkshire traffic cop PC Martin Northam uses his driving skills to catch violent bag snatchers and car- jackers. (R) (C)


infiltrated the Gestapo during World, War 11. Starring Martha Plimpton. (C) ,,


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The South Bank Show, ITV1,11.05pm


Ronnie Wood has been rockin’ all over the world for 40 years. Guitar slung over his shoulder, fag in mouth, he began as Rod Stewart’s sidekick in The Faces, and for over a quarter of a cen­ tury he’s been an integral part of the biggest band in the world. The Rolling Stones. However, what many people may not know is that behind the public persona lies a very private man, who balances his


ITV1


6.00 GMTV.9.25 UP2U.9.55 How II. (R)10.10 The Yuk Show. (R)10.35 The Ark.11.05 My Favourite Hymns.12.05 St Jimmy’s.12.35 Faith and the City.1.05 ITV News; Weather.1.10 Granada News and Weather.1.15 British Touring Cars.2.15 Speed Sunday.3.00 World Rally Champi­ onship. 4.00 British Touring Cars. Returning to Snetterton for live coverage of the final British Touring Car race of the day, with commentary by Ben Edwards and Tim Harvey.


superstar lifestyle with the quiet solitude afforded by his other passion in life, paint­ ing. On tour, he’s never to be found without his travel case of sketch pad and brushes.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Teletubbies. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (R) (C) 7.00 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R)7.20 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. (R) (C) 10.55 World Superbikes. (C) 12.30


, The Super League Show.1.25 Sunday Grandstand. (C) 1.40 MotoGR3.00 World Superbikes from Holland.3.30 Burghley Horse Trials.5.00 Athletios.5.30 Sport -i-. 6.10 FILM; Wild River.'(1960) Emo-"i , tiona) drama It) whidi a young fed-; eral govarrirnent official has lhe,', ' task of removing a stubborn'old '


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* ' ' ‘ woman from tier island home In 'l tho Tennessee River. Starring'^


... „ Montgomery Clift, UeRetnickL.™,; 8.00 Get a New Life. Advice on how to


set up a new life abroad. (C)


9.00 Crisis Command: Could You Run The Country? Contestants get the chance to run their coun­ try during a simulated crisis. (C)


10.00 Little Britain. Matt Lucas and David Walliams take a comic look at life in Britain. (R) (C)


’ 10.30 "FILMr'Am'ericah History”X . l ; " - (i998) Co'mpelling drairia about ^ ; '


s;, , -V -.' Furiong,.§tac^,lCeach.,(C)7i‘i i : ; - i ”12.16 FILM: Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye. (1950) Starring James Cagney. (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE


6.00 Postcards.6.0S WideWorid. (T) 6.30 Dap- pledown Farm. (R)6.55 The Save-Umsl. (R)7.25 Milkshake!.7.30 Oswald. (R)7.45 Noddy. (R)8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T ) 8.35 World of Strawberry Shortcake. (T ) 9.00 Babar. (R)9.30 George Shrinks. (R)9.55 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R)10.30 Chi­ nese Breakaway. (R) (T) 11.00 Snobs. (R) (T) 11.30 Braceface. (R)12.00 Revelations. (R) (T) 12.35 Great Artists. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1.15 The Chart. (R)1.45 FILM: Darby’s Rangers. (1957) Starring James Garner. (T) 4.00 FILM:


The Final Countdown. (1980) Starring Kirk Douglas, Martin Sheen, Katharine Ross. (T) 5.55 five news and sport. (T) 6.05 Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988) Madcap, innovative, comic fantasy in which a cartoon rabbit, framed for a murder he did not commit, teams up with a private eye to clear his name.


8.00 Colin and Ju s t in ’s - How Not to Decorate. Interior design series with Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan. CO


9.00 FILM: Payback. (1999) Tough action


thriller in which a man takes part in a heist, but his wife and an old friend have set him up and leave him for dead. Starring Mel Gibson. (T)


11.05 World’s Wildest Police Videos. Footage of reckless criminals. (T)


11.55 Seniors Golf. Highlights. 12.45 Major League Baseball.4.05 Motorsport Mundial. (R)4.30 AMA Motocross. (R)


.IsLii .-'bs.i.i- -I SATELLITE PICK OF THE PAY H ie Hours, Sky Movies 1 ,8pm


Based on the Pulltzei^prize winning novel by Michael Cunningham, THE HOURS employs Virginia Woolf's classic novel and central charac­ ter, Mrs. Dalloway, as its founda­ tion and inspiration. Spanning three different eras, during one day, the film focuses on the paral­ lel lives of three women |oined m their depression, alienation, and search for love. Nicole Kidman, wearing a prosthetic nose, is virtu-


Grace. 4.00 Will and Grace. 4.30 Will and Grace. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Celebrity Extra. 6.00 Extreme Makeover. 7.00 Celebrity Extra. 7.05 Charmed. 8.00 The Family. 9.00 Most Haunted Unseen. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.00 Shampoo. 2.05 Jewel. 3.45 Chefs in the City. 4.10 Celebrity Extra. 4.30 The Golden Palace. 5.00 The Golden Palace. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI ally unrecognizable as the tortured writer Virginia Woolf. _ _


6.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 6.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 12.30 The Dead Zone. 1.25 The Dead Zone. 2.20 The Dead Zone. 3.15 The Dead Zone. 4.10 The Dead Zone. 5.05 The Dead Zone. 6.00 Crusade. 7.00 Crusade. 8.00 Conspiracy Theory: Did We Land on tfie Moon?. 9.00 The New Twilight Zone. 10.00 Hideaway. 12.00 Robocop: Dark Justice. 1.50 Hideaway. 3.50 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Fist of the North Star. 5.30 Excel. Saga.


racial hatted and the violence that, simmers within one young man:, Starring Edward Norton," Edward •


6.05 Insektors. (R)6.15 The Hoobs. 7.05 ICC Cricket 2004.7.35 Red Bull: X-Fight- ers.8.00 Racing Rivals.8.30 Freesports on 4; NASS - PartTwo.9.00 Friends. (R) 9.30 Popworld. (T) 10.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed) 12.55 Faking It; The T4 Specials. (T ) 2.10 The OC. (T ) 3.10 Friends. (R) (T) 3.35 Smallville: Superman the Early Years. (T) 4.35 Stargate SG-1. (T) 5.25 The Wreck Detectives. (T) 6.30 Scrapheap Challenge. Show in which two teams create a piece of machinery using scrapyard junk.


7.30 C4 News. (T) 8.00 Bodyshock:The Boy Who Gave Birth to His Twin. Series looking at extreme cases in human sci­ ence. (R) (T)


;9.00 ' “FILM: Je r ry Maguire”. (1996); ' Drama about a sports agent fired)


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' after writing a progressive missiem) ' ’Statement about his company/s


; 11.35,, FILM: A Fish Called Wa n d a ., (1988) Cbme’dy'in'which^a co n ,


' " whobegins.thelong'fightbackito:; the top. Slairing Tom Cruise.",:' '


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rsfeal a stash of,jewels' from her; gangster boyfriend. Starring Johri)


7 , „ /.Cleese, Jamie Lee Curtis, ( i ) . - 1.35 NatWest Series: One-Day Cricket Highlights.2.05 American Colossus. (R) (T ) 4.05 Secret History. (R) (T ) 5.05 Countdown. (R) (T)


4.45 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


: 5.00 FILM: Whafabout Bob?. (1991)' Screwball comedy about a charm- ’


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psychiatrist’s lakeside holiday in Vermont and vrins over the shrink’s ' family. Starring Bill Murray, Richard ' Dreyfuss, Julie Hagerty., , .


6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news.


7.00 Emmerdale. Sadie isn’t pleased when Jimmy gets good news from his doctor. Alan enjoys the compa­ ny of the Dingles - much to Steph’s annoyance. Siobhan gets twitchy as Matthew moves in.


7.30 Coronation Street. It’s out with the old and in with the new for Saint Karen. Is Ciaran setting him­ self up for a fall when he wines and dines Penny? Dev gives Suni- ta the key to a new life.


8.00 Heartbeat. Nostalgic police drama series set in a 1960s Yorkshire vil­ lage. A new bobby makes waves in Aidensfield, but a few remember his background and are not willing to forget.


9.00 Quite Ugly One Morning. With the hangover from hell and a dead body in the flat downstairs, Jack Parlabane is having a very bad morning. And the day has only just begun.


11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


11.05 The South Bank Show. A profile of Ronnie Wood, who has been in the rock ’n’ rail business for over 40 years. The programme looks behind the public image and examines how he deals with fame.


12.05 Sex and Religion. This series looking at how religions have regu­ lated the sex lives of believers focuses on attitudes to gay sex, from outright condemnation to tol­ eration. (R)


12.50 Motorsport UK. Diana Sinks intro­ duces Formula Renault action from Croft in North Yorkshire, and


-Super One karting from Clay Pigeon in Dorset


1.15 World Rally Championship. Cov­ erage of the Rally of Japan. (R)


2.05 Building the Dream. (R) (Signed for the hard of hearing)2.25 Trisha. (R) (Signed for the hard of hearing)3.40 Today with Des and Mel. (R) (Signed for the hard of hearing)4.15 ITV Nightscreen.5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


PLUS


6.00 Emmerdale Omnibus. 8.30 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 The Adventures of Sheiiock Holmes. 10.30 Expert Witness. 11.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 12.00 The Rockford RIes. 1.00 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 2.30 Hollywood Remembers. 3.00 The Barefoot Contessa. 5.30 Hollywood Remembers. 6.00 Columbo: Any Old Port in a Storm. 8.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 9.00 One Jasper Carrott. 10.00 An Audience with Freddie Starr. 11.00 Cold Feet. 12.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 1.00 Another Audience with Freddie Starr. 2.00 Th e Rockford RIes. 3.00 Teleshopping.


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Home Shopping. 7.00 H i -5 .7.35 Jibba Jabba. 7.45 Oswald. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Busy Buses. 8.35 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.45 Timbuctoo. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Palace. 10.30 The Golden Palace. 11.00 Charmed. 11.55 Joan of Arcadia. 12.55 Celebrity Extra. 1.00 Will and Grace. 1.30 Will and Grace. 2.00 Will and Grace. 2.30 Will and Grace. 3.00 Will and Grace. 3.30 Will and


! SKY MOVIES 1


6.25 Little Secrets. (2002) 8.30 Hey Arnold! The Movie. (2001) 10.00 Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. (2002) 11.45 Stolen Summer. (2002) 1.30 Little Secrets. (2002) 3.15 Hey Amoldl The Movie. (2001) 4.40 Stolen Summer. (2002) 6.20 Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. (2002) 8.00 The Hours. (2003) 10.00 Th e Mothman Prophecies. (2002) 12.00 In the Bedroom. (2001) 2.15 Before You G o . (2002) 3.55 Stolen Summer. (2002) 5.40 Bonus! Girl with a Pearl Earring.


SKY MOVIES 2


7.00 Christy: Choices of the Heart. (2001) 8.40 The Brady Bunch Movie. (1995) 10.15 Just Visiting. (2001) 11.50 Like Mike. (2002) 1.35 Christy: Choices of the Heart (2001) 3.15 The Brady Bunch Movie. (1995) 4.45 Just Visiting. (2001) 6.15 Like Mike. (2002) 8.00 I Spy. (2002) 9.40 Th e Great White Hype. (1996) 11.15 I Spy. (2002) 12.55 Shark Hunter. (2001) 2.35 Repll- Kate. (2002) 4.20 The One. (2003)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Gu n po in t (1965) 7.30 Th e Trouble with Harry. (1955) 9.15 The Scarlet Pimpernel. (1934) 11.00 Gu n po in t (1965) 12.30 Th e List of Adrian Messenger. (1963) 2.15 Th e Scarlet Pimpernel. (1934) 4.00 Th e Trouble with Harry. (1955) 5.45 Bonus! Girl with a Pearl Earring. 6.15*nie List of Adrian Messenger. (1963) 8.00 La Separation. (1994) 9.30 Babette’s Feast (1987) 11.25 The Stunt Man. (1980) 1.40 White Dog. (1982) 3.15 U K To p 10. (2004) 3.45 A Chorus Line. (1985)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Conference Football. 7.00 International Football. 9.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Legends of Cricket. 10.30 International Cricket: NatWest Challenge. 7.00 Legends of Cricket. 7.30 Rugby Union Update. 9.30 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Velocity. 10.30 Masters Football Grand Rnal. 1.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Speedway. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.30 Rugby Union. 5.30 Gillette World Sport. 6.00 Masters Football Grand Rnal. 9.00 Motor Racing: Formula Palmer Audi. 9.30 Australian Rugby League. 11.30 Super League. 1.30 Motor Racing: Formula Palmer Audi. 2.00 Kiteboard Pro World Tour 2004.2.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.30 Mcix Power. 7.30 Kiteboarding. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 11.00 Kiteboarding. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Euro Tour Golf. 4.00 Motor Racing: Formula Palmer Audi. 4.30 Kiteboarding. 5.00 Watersports World. 6.00 Super League. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 11.00 European Seniors Golf. 1.00 Euro Tour Golf.


EUROSPORT


7.30 World Rally Championship. 8.00 Live Super Racing Weekend. 9.00 World Superbikes. 10.00 Live MotoGP. 10.30 Live MotoGP. 11.00 Live MotoGP. 12.15 Live MotoGP. 1.30 Live MotoGR 3.15 Uve Super Racing Weekend. 4.15 World Superbikes. 6.15 World Rally Championship. 6.45 MotoGP. 8.45 World Rally Championship. 9.15 Live Tennis: US Open. 10.45 British Eurosport News Report. 11.00 Live Tennis: US Open. 0.30 Close.


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 '/u-Gi-Ohl. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl. 10.00 WWE Afterburn. 11.00 WWE Heat. 12.00 WWE Tough Enough. 1.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 1.30 Flaunt Fab 5. 2.00 Gamezville. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Kirsty's Home Videos. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Oliver Beene. 7.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.00 The Simpsons. 9.00 Road Raja. 10.00 Mile High. 11.00 Time Gentlemen Please. 11.30 Celebrity Snatch. 12.00 Cold Case. 1.00 Law and Order. 1.50 WWE Afterburn. 2.40 WWE HeaL 3.30 Hot Love. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Charlie’s Angels. 7.00 Doctor Who Omnibus. 9.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 10.00 ‘Alio 'Alio!. 11.00 Going Straight. 11.40 Going Straight. 12.20 Going Straight. 1.00 Porridge. 1.45 Porridge. 2.30 Porridge. 3.15 Porridge. 3.55 Porridge. 4.40 Porridge. 5.20 Pom'dge. 6.00 Going Straight. 6.40 Going Straight. 7.20 Going Straight. 8.00 Porridge at 30. 1.10 Jonathan Creek. 2.15 The League of Gentlemen. 2.50 Have I Got News for You. 3.25 Room 101.4.00 Charlie’s Angels.


BBC THREE


7.00 Body Hits. 7.30 Body Hits. 8.00 Cameron Diaz’s Millions. 9.00 Sex, Lies and Michael Aspel. 10.00 Spy. 11.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.30 Swiss Toni. 12.00 Liquid Assets: Posh and Becks’ Millions. 12.30 Sex, Warts and All. 1.00 Sex, Ues and Michael Aspel. 1.55 Spy. 2.55 Sex, Warts and All. 3J25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.


ITV 2


9.25 The Block. 10.25 Movies Now. 10.35 The X Factor. 11.45 The Xtra Factor. 12.45 Emmerdale Omnibus. 3.35 Coronation' Street Omnibus. 6.00 Coronation Street Secrets: Love Cheats. 7.00 Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2004: UK Rnal. 8.00 Tho X Factor. 9.10 The Xtra Factor. 10.10 Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2004: UK Rnal Result. 10.40 Coronation Street. 11.10 Bognor or Bust. 11.40 Undeclared. 12.10 Bad Lads’ Army: Privates Discharged. 1.10 Jerry Springer. 1.55 The John Walsh Show. 2.35 Teleshopping. 4.05 ITV2 Niqhtscreen. 5.05 Trisha.


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