1 14 Clitheroe Advertiser & Times, November 13th, 2003
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6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 Bill and Ben. (R) (C) (S) 6.30 CBBC: Enchanted Lands. (R) (C) (S) 6.40 Moomin. (R) (C) 7.05 UBOS. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 Mona the Vampire. (R) (C) (S) 7.40 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C)
(S) 8.05 Looney Tunes: (C) 8.35 What’s New Scooby-Doo? (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dom in da Bungalow. (C) (S) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (S) 1.00 Grand stand. Introduced by Steve Rider. (S) 1.10 Boxing. 1.40 Rugby Union. 1.45 Live Rugby Union: Gloucester v London Irish. 3.45 Match of the Day Live. (C) (S) 5.55 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 6.15 Celebrity Dog School. (C) (S) 7.00 Here Comes the Sun. The McAteers from Preston take on London contes tants the Virgo family to win a two- week holiday in a Spanish resort every year for the rest of their lives. (C) (S)
7.50 The National L o tte ry Wright Around the World. Shane Richie sings this year's Children in Need single as Ian Wright travels the country searching, for six lucky contestants to take part in a battle that will see one of them win a round-the-world ticket. (C) (S)
8.25 Casualty. Harry's attempt to kiss Lara at the calendar launch backfires, Comfort is led astray by a friend out for a good time, and Roxy confesses to being a surrogate mother. Tracy Shaw guest stars. (C) (S)
9.15 BBC News; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update.
9.35 Parkinson. The king of chat is joined by actress Judi Dench, Phoenix Nights star Peter Kay and zoologist Charlotte Uhlenbroek. Will . Young provides the music. (C) (S)
10.35 B illy Connolly: A Bafta Tribute. Michael Parkinson ■ hosts this star-studded evening paying tribute to the Big Yin, with contributions from friends and
colleagues including Judi Dench, Bob Geldof, Sarah Lancashire and Robin Williams. (R) (C) (S)
11.45 FILM: CutThroat Island (1995). An educated slave agrees to help a tough female pirate beat her
; ; double-crossing uncle to a fortune in buried treasure. Seafaring adventure, starring Geena Davis. (C)
1.40 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) (S) 1.40 Weatherview. 2.35 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 3.05 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 3.35 BBC News 24.
fcJTVs, videos and hi-fis contact the specialists... oAJL UJKJJAY, PICK OF THE DAY
Casualty, BBC1, 8.25pm. The last time we saw IVacy Shaw on TV, she was being battered to death by mad, bad and dangerous to know accountant Richard Hill man. With her portayal of Maxine Peacock now behind her, she tackles a new role in Casualty — and it may prove just as excit ing as any storyline she enjoyed while starring in Coronation Street. She plays Eve, a happy-go-lucky girl who meets Comfort during a night on the town. At first, they have a great
BBC2
6.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) (S) 11.30 Ever Wondered About Food? (R) (C) (S) 12.00 See Hear! (S) 12.45 Film 2003 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) (S) 1.15 The Rockford Files. (R) (C) (S) 2.05 FILM: The Doorbell Rang: A Nero Wolfe Mystery (TVM 2001). Crime drama, starring Maury Chaykin. (C) (S) 3.35 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. (R) 4.30 Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em. (R) 5.00 The Great War. (R) (C) (S) (bw) 5.40 What
the Papers Say.
Matthew Parris leafs through the week’s press. (C) (S)
5.50 Miss Marple. (R) (C) 7.40 FILM: M e r r ill’s Marauders (1962). A crack US unit fighting
• the Japanese in Burma's steam ing jungles are sent on a danger- ous mission to seize an enemy
‘■"■■■tsr- railyard. Impressive, action- ■ packed World War Two adven- ture, starring Jeff Chandler on top form in his last film appearance before his tragically early death,' alongside Ty Hardin. (C)
9.15 The Big Read. With Ray Mears and John Sergeant. (C) (S)
10.45 Have I Got a L it t le B it More News For You. (R) (C)
11.25 Room 101. (R) (C) (S) 11.55 Bowls. (C) 1.00 FILM: Ed Wood (1994). (bw) 2.40 Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.
FIVE
6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 FAQ. (R) (S) 6.35 Michaela's Wild Challenge. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Sunrise. (S) 7.55 Milkshake! 7.55 Shake! (S) 8.00 Gadget and the Gadgeti- nis. (R) (S) 8.25 Beast Wars. (S) 8.55 Bey- blade. (S) 9.25 Beyblade. (S) 9.55'Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. (R) (S) 10.25 Xcalibur. (R) (S) 11.00 Max Steel. (R) (Sj li'.30The Adven
tures of Sinbad. (R) (Sj .12.25 Tintin. (R) (S) 12.50 Robot Wars. (R) (T) (S) 1.55 USA High. (R) (S) 2.20 Flaunt Chart Show. (S) 2.55 Home and Away. (T) (S)
5.00 FILM: The Moon-Spinners (1964). Two British tourists get caught up in a jewellery theft while visiting the Greek island of Crete. Charming Disney fam ily adventure, starring Hayley Mills. (T)
7.10 five news and sport. (T) (S) 7.25 Charmed. Cole kidnaps Phoebe. (T) 8.20 ' Moment o f Impact. Conclusion. Motoring mishaps. (R) (T) (S)
9.15 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A murder is committed at a cinema. William Petersen stars. (R) (T) (S)
10.10 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. A girl is attacked; (T) five news.
11.05 Law and Order. The police face a dilemma. (R) (T) (S)
12.05 FILM: Forgotten Sins (TVM 1996). Pow erful drama, starring William Devane. (T) (S) 1.40 Boxing Classics. (S )f2.30 Boxing: Fight of the Week. (S) 3.30 Now is the Time: Night of Combat — Kickboxing. (R) (S) 4.25 That 70s Show. (R) (T) (S) 4.45 That 70s Show. (R) (T) (S) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (R) (T) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R) (T)
5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV, 6.00 Look What I Can Do. 6.01 Rock-a-bye Bubble. 6.14 Look What I Can Do. 6.15 Ni
time, letting their hair down and taking risks by leaving a cafe without paying and pretending to be hookers. However, things turn awry when Eve steals a car.
CHANNEL 4
6.00 The Clangers. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Iron Man Triathlon. 7.30 G4 Global Challenge 2003.8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 9.55 T4: Smal- Iviile: Superman the Early Years. (R) (T) 10.50 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 11.20 T4: The
■Salon: Reappointment. (T) 12.25 T4: Smash Hits Chart. (T) 12.55 T4: Friends.
. (R) (T) 1.25 Channel 4 attheraces from •Cheltenham and Wetherby. Including the 2.45 Paddy Power Gold Cup Chase. (T)
.4.10 FILM: Khartoum (1966). Historical adventure. Charlton Heston stars. (T) 6.30 Channel 4 News. Including sport and weather. (T)
7.00 The First World War. Germany’s bid to end the conflict before the Americans arrived. (T)
8.00 Seven Ages of B r ita in . New series. How British inhabitants evolved over 8,000 years. (T)
9.05 B r its Go To Hollywood. The unstoppable rise of Catherine Zeta Jones. (T)
10.05 , FILM: Rain Man ,(1988).
Emotional drama," Starring Dustin" Hoffman and Tom Cruise. (T)
12.40 FILM: Blue Juice (1994). Comedy drama, starring Sean Pertwee. (T) 2.30 Brazilian Football Championship. 4.15 For Your Love. (R) (T) 4.40 For Your Love. (R) (T) 5.05 The Norm Show. (R) (T) 5.30 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)
Ni's Treehouse. 6.39 Look What I Can bo:: 6.41 Boohbah. 7.00 Diggin' lt. 8.50, Live Rugby World Cup. New Zealand V^us^i tralia (Kick-off 9.00am). TheTelstraStadi^i urn in Sydney is the setting for the,eagerly '■ anticipated semi-final. Presented by J im ' Rosenthal, with Francois Pienaar,:Michael - Lynagh and Sean Fitzpatricki' (T) (S)'1T.301 On the Ball. (T) (S) 12.00
CD.UK. (T) (Sj 1.00 CD UK Special: Plnk:'(T) 1130,IT)/; , News; Weather. (T) 1.35 Grariada News; Weather. (T) 1.40 Rugby World Cup. (T) (S) 2.45 SMTV Gold. (T) (S) 4.50 CITV: My Parents Are Aliens. (R) (T) ; : wT '.:,: r : 5.20 Granada News; Weather. (T) :' 5.35 ITV News; Weather. (T) ;,?;v -, 5.50 Pop Idoj. The knockout phase > continues as the remaining seven ." finalists perform songs in front of a - studio audience and judges NeilS Fox, Nicki Chapman, Pete Water man and Simon Cowell. (T) (S)
7.00 Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2003. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson and Mark Durden-Smith provide the commentary as 10-year-old Tom Morley from Cumbria represents the UK in the inaugural junior ver sion of the long-running music contest. Subsequent programmes are subject to change. (T) (S)
9.05 Pop Idol Result. Ant and Dec reveal the results. (T) (S)
9.35 Single. Sarah starts to date a new man, only to realise he’s a carbon copy of her estranged husband, while lodger Julie can’t stop think ing about her ex and decides to get back in touch with him, only to face a rude awakening. Mean while, Paul goes around telling people that he and Veronica are getting married - but when his ‘bride-to-be’ finds out, she uncere moniously dumps him. Comedy drama, starring Michelle Collins, Morwenna Banks, Brendan Coyle and Catherine Russell. (T) (S)
10.35 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 10.49 Granada Weather. (T), 10.50 - FILM: Austin Powers: Interna tion al Man of Mystery (1997).* Funny spy spoof, mercilessly lam pooning a host of espionage clas-. sics. Mike Myers stars as the sex- mad Sixties secret agent of the title, who Is cryogenica|ly frozen and defrosted 30 years later to bat-' tie an old enemy intent on world domination - a task he finds almost as daunting as getting to gnps with,
- /■ Nineties political correctness Eliz- *
abeth Hurley also stars.-(T) (S)
12.35 The Frank Skinner Show. (R) (T) (S) 1.25 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. (R) (T) (S) 1.55 The District; (T) ITV News Headlines. 2.40
Forever. (T) (S) 3.35 CD UK Hotshots. (R) (T) (S) 4.00 Turn On Terry; (R) (T) ITV News Headlines. 4.25 Entertainment Now.
,(R) (T) 4.50 ITV Nightscreeri. YORKSHIRE
1.35 Calendar News and Weather 5.20 Calendar News 10.49 Local Weather
Planet of the Apes, Sky Movies 1, 10.25pm. n u n s
■An - astronaut . emerges from his ‘crashed craft to discover he’s landed on a strange planet ruled by apes - and i t ’s riot long before he’s taken prisoner by the
ruling caste of monkeys who have a dark secret to hide. Tim Burton’s entertaining all-action revamp of the Sixties classic, with Mark Wahlberg stepping into Charlton Heston’s boots) and Helena Bonham
iCarter,. Tim Roth and Michael Clarke ; Duncan donning heavy make-up.
. SKY MOVIES 1
7.10 The Meeksville Ghost (PG) (2000) / 9.00 Moonwalker (PG) (1986) 10.45 It Could Happen To You (PG) (1994) 12.30 Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (PG) (2001) .2,20 Moonwalker (PG) (1988) >3.55 It Could Happen To You (PG) (1994) 5.40 Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (PG) (2001) 7.30 Movie News 8.00 Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones (PG) (2002) 10.25 Planet of the Apes (12) (2001) 12.30 Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones (PG) (2002) 2.55 Get Over It (12) (2001) 4.35 The Meeksvlile Ghost (PG) (2000)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.30 The Ghost of Greville Lodge (U) (2000) 8.10 Full Ride (PG) (2001) 10.00 Evolution (PG) (2000) 11.45 Quigley (U) (2003) 1.35 The Ghost of Greville Lodge (U) (2000) 3.15 Full Ride (PG) (2001) 5.10 Quigley (U) (2003) 7.00 Evolution (PG) (2000) 8.45 Forrest Gump (12) (1994) 11.10 Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (18) (2001) 12.55 Borderline Normal (15) (1999) 2.35 Girlfight (15) (2000) 4.30 Quigley (U) (2003) .
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 The Damned Don’t Cry (PG) (1950) 8.00 The Diary of Anne Frank (U) (1959) 11.00 Bonusl World Cinema 11.30 The China Syndrome (PG) (1979) 1.30 The Rising of the Moon (U) (1957) 3.00 The Diary of Anne Frank (U) (1959) 6.00 The China Syndrome (PG) (1979) 8.00 Prince of the City (15) (1981) 10.55 The House on Haunted Hill (12) (1959) 12.15 The Valley of Gwangl (12) (1968) 1.55 Outlaw Blues (15) (1977) 3.40 The Damned Don’t Cry (PG) (1950) 5.30 Bonusl World Cinema
SKY ONE
5.10 Guiltyl 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Malo Korrigan. 7.30 Batman. 8.00 Stargate: Infinity. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Yu-Gl-Oh! 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 WWE. . 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Stargate SG- 1. 7.00 The Simpsons. 8.00 Fear Factor UK. 9.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 10.00 Reality TV Stars Behaving Badly. 11.00 When Sex Goes Wrong. 11.30 Double Entry. 12.00 WWE: Smackdown, 1.50 Surviving the Moment of Impact. 2.40 Double Entry. 3.05 Shipmates.
3.30 StarTrek: The Next Generation. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager.
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.00 Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 World Sport. 8.30 Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 2.00 Live
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International -Football. Scotland v Holland (Kick-off, 3.00pm). 5.15 Soccer Saturday Results. 6.00 Live. International.
Rugby
League. 6.30 Live Saturday Fight Night. 10.30 WWE. 12.30 Saturday Fight Night. 2.30 WWE. 4.30 Drag Racing. 5.00 Sports Unlimited.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 WWE: Wrestling Classics. 8.00 World Golf Championships. 11.00 World Pool Masters. 12.00 Athletics. 12.30 Moto Plus. 1.00 Rally Fever. 2.00 Live Snooker. The British Open. 5.00 World Sport. 5.30 Moto Plus. 6.00 World Pool Masters. 7.00 Live Snooker. 10.00 International Rugby League. 12.00 International Football. 1.30 World Sport. 2.00 International Rugby League. 4.00 International Football. 5.30 Moto Plus.
SKY SPORTS 3
7.00 Tight Lines. 8.00 Powerboating. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Speedway. 10.00 Rally Fever. 11.00 NFL Weekly Review. 12.00 Max Power. 1.00 World Golf Championships. 4.00 Rally Fever. 5.00 NFL Weekly Review. 6.00 Live World Golf Championships. 8.30 International Football. 10.00 Live World Golf Championships. 12.30 Close.
EUBOSPORT
7.30 Weightlifting. 9.00 Ferrari Magazine. 9.30 World -Rally, Championship. 11.00 ATP Tennis: ! 12.00 Bowls. 1.30 Live Bowls. The BUPACare Homes Open. 4.00 Rally
. Raid. 4.30 World Rally Championship. 5.30 Mission To Athens. 6.00 WATTS. 6.30 Yoz Magazine. 7.00 Live ATP Tennis. 6.45 Live: International Football. 11.00 ATP Tennis. 12.30 International Football. 2.00 News Report. 2.15 Close.
UK GOLD
5.05 Quantum Leap. 6.00 Eldorado. 6.40 It Ain't Half Hot. Mum. 7.20 It' Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 8.00 Doctor Who.'9.00 Are You Being Served? 6.05 FILM: The Bridge on the River Kwai. 9.00 Blackadder Goes Forth. 9.40 Blackadder II. 10.20 FILM: Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead. 1.05 Blackadder Goes Forth. 1.10 Blackadder II. 1.45 Red Dwarf. 2.20 Red Dwarf. 2.50 Charlie's Angels. 3.50 The Detectives Special. 4.45 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression.'
LIVINGTV
5.05 Planet Parent. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country. 6.0QfSheer Cover. 6.30 Victoria Principal's Skincare Range. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Little Antics. 7.40 Elmo’s World. 7.55 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 Jibba Jabba. 8.40 Jibba Jabba. 8.45 Buzz and Poppy. 8.55 Barney and
, Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Rick) Lake. 11.50 The Montel Williams Show. 12.40 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry. 1.10 Beyond with James van Praagh. 1.40 Celebrity Extra. 2.00 FILM: The Grace Kelly Story. 3.55 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 Loose Lips. 5.00 The Nanny. 5.30 Celebrity Extra 6.00 According to Jim. 6.30 Life with Bonnie. 7.00 The High Price of Fame. 8.00 Meet My Folks. 8.25 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 10.00 Will and Grace. 10.30 Will and Grace. 11.00 Will and Grace: TV Tales. 11.30 My Big Fat Greek Life. 12.00 Ricki Lake. 12.50 Celebrity Extra. 1.00 The Montel Williams Show. 1.50 FILM: The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom. 3.40 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 Unsolved Mysteries. 4.30 The Golden Girls.
PLUS
5.00 District Nurse. 5.30 The Upper Hand. 6.00 Just For Laughs. 6.30 McCloud. 7.30 Hart to Hart. 8.30 Just For Laughs. 9.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 The Protectors. 12.00 FILM: Perry Mason: The Case of the Killer Kiss. 2.00 FILM: A Caribbean Mystery. 4.00 Murder, She Wrote. 5.00 Hawaii Five-0.6.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 7.00 Bewitched. 7.30 I Dream of Jeannie. 8.00 FILM: Perry Mason: The Case of the Killer Kiss. 10.00 Carrott's Juicy Bits. 10.30 The Wheeltappers. 11.00 The Knock. 12.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 1.00 McCloud.. 2.00 Hart to Hart. 3.00 The Knock. 4.00 Jack of Diamonds. 4.30 Hollywood Confidential. 4.40 Hollywood Confidential. 4.50 Hollywood Confidential.
BBC THREE
7.00 Superstars. 8.00 Fightbox Stack. 9.00 FILM: Virus. 10.30 Liquid Assets. 11.25 Little Britain. 11.55 Monkey Dust. 12.25 Trevor Nelson’s Lowdown. 12.55 Liquid Assets. 1.55 Celebdaq. 2.25 Fightbox Stack. 3.25 Little Britain. 3.55 Close.
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9.25 SMTV Gold. 11.25 Coronation Street. 1.50 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 2.15 Holiday Airport. 3.20 Airline. 3.50 Airline. 4.20 Pop Idol Extra. 5.50 Breaking the Magicians Code: Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed. 6.50 Movies Now. 7.00 Rugby World Cup. 8.05 Pop Idol Extra. 9.05 Great Escapes. 9.35 Pop ^
. Idol Extra: The Results. 10.05 Million » Dollar Babes. 10.35 ‘Office’Monkey.. 11.05 The Making of The Matrix Revolutions. 11.35 Pop Idol. 12.40 Pop Idol Extra. 1.40 Pop Idol Result. 2.10 Pop Idol Extra: The Results. 2.40 Teleshopping. 3.40 Emmerdaie. 6.00 Close.
J BBC1
6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 The Politics Show. (C) (S) 1.00 'Alio 'Alio! (R) (C) (S) 1.25 FILM: Escape to Athena (1979). World War Two adventure about a group of Allied PoWs planning to get up the noses of the SS with the help of a liberal camp com mandant. Roger Moore and David Niven star. (C) 3.20 EastEnders. (C) (S) 5.15 News; Regional News; Weather (C) 5.40 Songs of Praise. (C) (S) 6.15 Antiques Roadshow. (C) (S) 7.00 Walking with Sea Monsters. Nigel Marven goes in search of some of prehistory's deadliest aquatic crea tures, including the megalodon — a
, terrifying shark 20 times the weight of the modem great white. (C) (S)
7.30 Holiday 2004. Reports from Benidorm, the Caribbean island of Grenada, Val d'lsere in France and Snowdonia in Wales. (C) (S) '
8.00 Monarch of the Glen. Lexie is furi ous that Dorothy has taken over the island in the middle of the loch for her latest business venture — a t’ai chi retreat — and enlists the aid of Golly to sabotage the scheme. (C) (S)
9.00 Charles II: The Power and the Pas sion. Rufus Sewell stars in a lavish account of the life of Charles II, chart ing his return to the throne after the downfall of Oliver Cromwell's repub lic, and the flamboyant, hedonistic reign that followed. (C) (S)
10.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Panorama. The result of a three-month undercover investigation by Fran Baker,
revealing
disturbing evidence about the quality of care being provided at home to some of Britain's most frail and vul nerable older people. (C) (S)
10.55 Match of the Day. England v Den mark. Gary Lineker introduces high lights of the friendly, international at Old Trafford, where several players will be looking for places in the Euro
, 2004 squad after England successful ly qualified last month. (C) (S)
j /11.35; FILM:. When Saturday Comes i
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- (1996). Real-life'Sheffield United fan, Sean Bean gets to live out all his boy hood fantasies in this enjoyable drama about a working-class man whose dream of playing for thej ' Blades comes true. Emily Lloyd also stars; (C) (S) Weatherview., * > _
1.15 BBC News 24.
a . z ' - h . PICK OF THE DAY
Sex Before 16: Why the Law is Failing, Ch 4, 9pm. Most children can’t wait to grow up — much to their parents’ chagrin. They would prefer to wrap their little darlings in cotton wool and keep them perenially young, but that, of course, is impossible. Youngsters may grow up all too quickly these days, but there’s nothing anybody can do to stop it. A new series'of pro grammes broadcast by Channel 4, entitled Adult at 14, reveals just how mature some teenagers are these
BBC2
6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 Bill and Ben. (R) (C) (S) 6.30 CBBC: Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 6.55 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) (S) 7.15 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) (S) 10.30 To the Manor Born. (R) (C) 11.00 Sunday Home and Garden. (C) (S) 12.40 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) (S) 1.10 Some Mothers Do ’Ave;’Em. (R) (C) I . 40 Sunday Grandstand. Introduced by Hazel Irvine. (S) 1.41 Racing from Hay- dock. 1.55 The World Indoor Rowing Championships. 2.05 Racing from Hay- dock. 2.25 Mark Williams Profile; 2.35 Racing from Haydock. 2.55 Bowls. (C) 4.50 Rugby League.
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5.45 Stately Stoats. The elusive ani mals caught on camera. (C) (S)
5.55 Living with the Elephants. Saba Douglas-Hamilton returns to Kenya. (R) (C) (S)
6.25 The Natural World. Tigers of the Emerald Forest. (C) (S)
7.15 . India’s Dowry Police. The fight against dowry crime in Delhi. (C)
8.00 Top Gear. The heritage and power of Lamborghini. (C) (S)
9.00 Louis, Martin and Michael. Louis Theroux attempts to interview Michael Jackson. (C)
10.20 Coupling. (R) (C) (S) 10.50 Gimme Gimme Gimme. (R) (C) I I .
20 Red Dwarf. (R) (C) 11.50 Boxing. . 12.50 Celebdaq. (C) (S) 1.20 Close. 2.00 FIVE
6.00 Russell Grant's Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 Beachcomber Bay. (R) (S) 6.35 Milkshake!' 6.35 Dappledown Farm. (R) (S) 7.00 A House That’s Just Like Yours. (R) (S) 7.25 Milkshake! (S) 7.30 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 7.45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) (S) 8.30 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) (S) 9.00 Babar. (R) (S) 9.25 George Shrinks. (R) (S) 9.55 Snobs. (T) (S) 10.25 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (S) 11.00 Morris 2274. (S) 11.30 Braceface. (R) (S) 12.00 Step ping Up. (S) 12.35 Flaunt Chart Show. (R) (S)
1.05 five news update. (T) (S) 1.15 Madonna and Child. (R) (T) (S) 1.45 FILM: Peggy Sue Got Married (1986). Comedy, starring Kath leen Turner. (T) (S) 3.40 Dream Holiday Home. (R) (T) (S) 4.15 Britain’s Worst Celebri ty Driver. (R) (T) (S) 4.45 five news and sport. (T)(S) "
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5.00 FILM: Short Circuit 2 (1988). Erijoy: ’
-.sable comedy"sequel, starring Fisher ■ Stevens and Michael McKean. (T) (S)
7.00 Robot Wars. The third heat. (T) (S) 8.00 Monkey Magic. Breathtaking
conjuring tricks. (R) (T) (S) 8.30 Movie.Mistakes Uncovered: Uncut. „
; , Bloopers from Star Wars and King Kong; (T) (S) five news at 9.’, ” > t > -
9.00 FILM: My Cousin Vinny (1992). A >
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days. This documentary is the first of the season. Jour nalist and broadcaster Miranda Sawyer raises the controversial subject of the current age of consent which, at 16, she believes is out of step with reality.
CHANNEL 4
6.15 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.40 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.05 insektors. (R) 7.20 Bug Alert. (R) (T) 7.45 The Kids from
• Room 402. (R) (T) 8.10 Totally Spies! (R) (T) 8.35 Spider-Man. (T) 9.00 T4: Pop- world. 10.00 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 12.35 T4: G Girls. (T) 1.15 Channel 4 attheraces from Cheltenham. Races at 1.30, 2.05, 2.40 and 3.15. (T) 3.45 T4; Andromeda. (T) 4.40 T4: Stargate SG-1. (T) 5.35 Scrapheap Challenge. (T) 6.35 Enterprise. Hoshi has her first experience in the transporter. (T)
7.30 Channel 4 News. Including sport and weather. (T)
8.00 The Theory of E veryth ing. The application of string theory. Last in series. (T)
9.00 A d u lt at 14: Sex Before 16: Why the Law is Failing. Docu mentary examining how mature
. 14-year-olds really are, and ask ing whether the age of consent is too low - or even too high. (T)
10.00 A d u lt at 14: Pleasureland. Drama, starring Katie Lyon. (T)
11.30 Cele b rity Wife Swap. Jade Goody moves in with Major Charles Ingram. (R) (T)
12.35 V Graham Norton: Look Back. 1.35 FILM: Orphans (1997). Comedy drama, starring Gary Lewis. 3.20
Crazy for Love. (R) (T) 4.20 Countdown; (R) (T) (S) 5.05 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)
5.30 ITV News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. 6.10 The Sunday Programme. 7.30 Diggin' It. 8.50 Live Rugby World Cup. France v England (Kick-off 9.00am). The second finalist is decided at the Telstra Stadium in Sydney. Presented by Jim Rosenthal, with Will Carling, Francois Pienaar, Michael Lynagh and Nigel Melville. (T) (S) 11.30 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 12.30 Soccer Sunday. 1.00 Jonathan Dimbleby Including ITV News and Weather. (T) (S) 1.55 Granada News; Weather. (T) 2.00 Rugby World Cup. (T) (S) 3.00 Girls in Love. (R) (T) 3.30 FILM: Casper Meets Wendy (1998). The friendly ghost and the good witch join forces against an evil warlock. Fantasy, starring Hilary Duff. (T) (S) 5.15 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.30 Workshop of the World. (S) 6.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 6.20 Costa Living. After taking a week to reach France, the Wakefield foursome search scrapyards for a replacement engine for their dilap idated van, while Luca Garau experiences his first day at interna tional school. (T)
6.50 New You’ve Been Framedl Rib tickling collection of camcorder
calamities presented by Jonathan Wilkes. (T)
7.20 Creature Comforts. A whole host of animals including sparrows, slugs and cats speculate on where they came from. (T) (S)
7.30 Coronation Street. Roy gets cold feet about going through with the marriage ceremony as the prepa rations continue, while Angela and Tommy reach breaking point fol lowing their bitter confrontation at Katy’s school. (T) (S)
8.00 The Royal. New series of the medical drama set in the 1960s. A student nurse causes quite a stir,
Ken and Alun contend with a farm-, ing family suffering a crisis and Lizzie's crash diet has alarming consequences. (T) (S)
9.00 Foyle’s War. New series of the wartime police drama, starring Michael Kitchen. Foyle investi- • gates a corpse found on the
, i beach, bringing him into conflict with efforts to secure American aid for the war effort. (T) (S)
11.00 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.05 The A dven ture o f English. Melvyn Bragg explores how the way a person speaks defines their background, demonstrated with a look at Shaw's Pygmalion, plus pronunciation, street slang and dif ferent styles of writing employed by famous authors. (T) (S)
12.14 Granada Weather. (T) 12.15 It’s My Life. (T) (S) 1.00 Trisha; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines. 2.00 Surviving the Wild. (R) (S) 2.45 Present Time. (R) (S) 3.10 FILM:-Cover Girl Killer (1959). Dated thriller, starring Harry H Corbett and Felicity Young; (T) (bw) ITV News Headlines. 4.15 ITV Nightscreen.
YORKSHIRE
1.55 Calendar News 5.15 Calendar News and Sport 5.30 I Thee Wed 12.14 Local • Weather 5.00 Jobfinder; .... .
,. SATELLITE PICK OF TH
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Sky Movies 1, 7.00pm. An unassuming hobbit is thrown into a fantastical world of elves, cave-trolls, dwarves and ores when his uncle bequeaths him a magical ring. Neither of them are aware of the immense power it contains - but before long, sinister black rid ers set out to claim the trinket for their evil master. Can a disparate group of nine trav ellers hope to destroy the ring in the cracks of Mount Doom before darkness falls across the land? Elijah Wood and Sean Bean star.
SKY MOVIES 1
6.15 Little Women (U) (1994) 8.15 The Princess Diaries (U) (2001) 10.15 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (PG) (2001) '1.15 Kermit’s Swamp Years (U) (2002) 3.00 Little Women (U) (1994) 5.00 The Princess Diaries (U) (2001) 7.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (PG) (2001) 10.00 Pearl Harbor (12) (2001) 1.05 Other People’s Money (15) (1991) 2.50 Hysterical Blindness (15) (TVM 2002) 4.35 Kermit’s Swamp Years (U) (2002)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.20 Greased Lightning (PG) (1977) 8.00 Mr Atlas (PG) (1997) 9.45 The Santa Trap (U) (TVM 2002) 11.25 Hot Shotsl Part Deux (PG) (1993) 12.55 Greased Lightning (PG) (1977) 2.35 Mr Atlas (PG) (1997) 4.20 Tho Santa Trap (U) (TVM 2002) 6.00 Snow Dogs (PG) (2002) 8.00 Ocean's Eleven (12) ■ (2001) 10.00 Pulp Fiction (18) (1994) 12.35 Guardian (15) (2000) 2.15 Spring Break Lawyer (15) (TVM 2001) 3.45 Behind the Red Boor (15) (2002) 5.35 Snow Dogs (PG) (2002)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Silent Movie (PG) (1976) 7.30 Music Man (U) (1948) 8.55 Teacher’s Pet (PG) (1958) 11.00
Silent Movie (PG) (1976) 12.30 It Happened One Night (U) (1933) 2.15 Jeremiah Johnson (PG) (1974) 4.15 Teacher's Pet (PG) (1958) 6.15 It Happened One Night (U) (1933) 8.00 Italian (or Beginners (18) (2000) 10.00 Amores Perros (18) (2001) 12.35 First to Fight (12) (1967) 2.20 ’ Rage (15) (1972) 4.05 Jeremiah Johnson (PG) (1974)
SKY ONE
5.10 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Malo Korrigan. 7.30 Batman: The Animated Series. 8.00 Stsrgale: Infinity. 8.30 Pokemon Advanced. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 WWE: Afterbum. 11.00 WWE: Heat. 12.00 Michael Jackson's Private Home Movies. 1.50 Futurama. 2.00 Keen Eddie. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Bralnlac: Science Abuse. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle.: 7.30 Malcolm .In the Middle. 8.00 Dream Team.; 9.00 ' Being David Beckham. 10.00; Is
Harry on the Boat? 11.00 Sex on the Beach. 12.00 Naked In Blackpool. 1.00 Is Hany on the Boat7 1.50 Scrubs. 2.15 Double Entry. 2.40 Reality TV Stars Behaving Badly. 3.30 The Villa. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager.
SKY SPORTS 1 mmm
6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 Drag Racing. 7.00 International Rugby League. 9.00 Saturday Rght Night.
11.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 12.00 Goals on Sunday. 2.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 3.00 Live International Football. England v Denmark (Kick off 4.00pm). 6.30 World Sport. 7.00 Live Snooker. The British Open final. 10.00 Powerboating. 10.30 Rallymax. 11.00 WWE: Lala Night — Velocity. 12.00 Live WWE Heat. A look ahead to tonight's Survivor Series. 1.00 Live WWE Wrestling: Survivor Series. From the American Airlines Centre in Dallas. 4.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Walersports World. 7.00 Rally Golf
Fever. 8.00 Wodd Championships. 10.30
Sports
Unlimited. 11.30 Surf Mag. 12.00 Saturday Fight Night. 2.00 Live Snooker. The British Open final. 5.00 Surf Mag. 5.30 Powerboating. 6.00 Live World Golf Championships. The EMC Worid Cup. 9.00 Rallymax. 9.30 European Drag Racing. 10.00 Rugby League. 12.00 World Golf Championships. 3.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 3
7.00 Max Power. 8.00 Surf Mag. 8.30 Powerbike Tour. 9.30 International Rugby League. 11.30 Worid Golf Championships.
Rugby League. The European Cup
. Final. 4.00 Worid Motor Sport. 6.30 Athletics. 7.00 Rugby League. 9.00 Live International Football. Peru v Brazil (Kick-off 9.00pm). Coverage of the World Cup 2006 qualifier in Cureplpe, where the home side will be hoping to cause a major shock by defeating the World Champions. 11.00 International Football. 12.00 International Footbail. 2.00 Close.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Weightlifting.- 9.00 ATP Tennis. 10.00 International Football. 11.00 International Football. ' International Football. International Football. International Football. 3.00 Karate. 5.00 Live Football. France ’98 All- Stars v Bordeaux. 7.00 International Football. 8.30 Live ATP Tennis. Tha Masters Cup final. 11.15
12.00 1.00 2.00
— r — .............- News Report. 11.30 Bowls; 12.45 Close. UK GOLD
5.05 Quantum Leap. 6.00 Eldorado. 6.35 It Ain’t Half Hot,; Mum. .7.15 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie’s Angels. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 Open All Hours. 12.40 Open All Hours. 1.15 Are You Being Served? 1.55 Are You Being Served? 2.30 2poinl4. Children. 3.10 2po!nt4 Children. 3.45
, Open All Hours. 4.20 Open All Hours. 5.00 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. 5.25 To the Manor Bom. 6.05 To the Manor Bom. 6.45. Miss Marple. 9.00 Jonathan Creek. 10.10 Auf. Wledersehen, Pel. ’ 11.15 Spooks. 12.30 Jonathan Creek. 1.35 Cracker. 2.30 FILM: The Taking of Pelham 123.4.30 2poinl4 Children.
2.00 Live. LIVINGTV
Celebrity Extra. 11.05 Crossing 11.30 Beyond wilh James ..... Praagh. 12.00 Celebrity Extra. 12.30 According to Jim. 1.00 Charmed. 1.55 The High Price of Fame. 2.50 FILM: Hanover Street. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 Access Hollywood. 7.00 Royalty A-Z. 8.00 Charmed. 8.55 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Miami. 11.00 Cold Squad. 12.00 Girlfriends. .12.25 Crossing Over. 12.55 Your Stars with David Wells. 1.05 Life with Bonnie. 1.30 FILM: The Big Chill. 3.20 Celebrity Extra. 3.30 Royalty A-Z. 4.20 Celebrity Extra. 4.30 The Golden Girls.
PLUS
5.00 Hawaii Five-O. 6.00 Emmerdaie. 8.30 Faith In the Future. 9.00 The Grand. 10.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Partners in Crime. 12.00 FILM: Columbo: Grand Deceptions. 2.00 Heartbeat. 3.00 Inspector Alleyn Mysteries. 5.00 Van der Valk. 6.00 Murder, She Wrote. 7.00 FILM:
Columbo: Grand Deceptions. 9.00 Grafters. 10.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 11.00 London’s Burning. 12.00 Van der Valk. 1.00 Grafters. 2.00 Magnum, PI. 3.00 London’s Burning.
4.00 Agatha Chdstio's Partners In Cnme.
. SCI-FI
9.00. The Sentinel. 9.50 Farscape. 10.40 Farscape. 11.30 Ultimate Gamer. 12.00 The Visitor. 1.00 The Visitor. 2.00 The Visitor. 3.00 The Visitor. 4.00 The Visitor. 5.00 The Visitor. 7.00 Tho Doad Zone.' 8.00 The Dead Zone, 9.00 John Doe. 10.00 FILM: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.12.00 Millennium. 1.00 Millennium. 2.00 FILM: The Texas ' Chainsaw Massacre ’2. ■ 4.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Close.
■ ITV 2
9.25 Who Wants . to Be. ' a" Millionaire? 10.30 Pop Idol. 11.40 Pop Idol Extra. 12.40 Pop Idol Result. 1.05 . Pop Idol Extra: The Results, 1,40 Movies Now. 1.45 Emmerdale. 4.35 Coronation Street. 7.00 Rugby'World Cup. ,8.00 Pop Idol.
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.Result. 10.40 Pop Idol Extrai THe . Results. 11.15 ^Coronation Street. 11.40 The Frank Skinner* Show.! 12.30 Cold Feet;-1.30 Beggars arid: Choosers.. ;,.2,25 ; Teleshopping.? 3.25 Club Reps: The Workers Uncut. 4.15 Trisha. 6.00 Close.
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5.00 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Get The Edge. 6.30 Sheer Cover. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Little Antics. 7.40 Elmo’s World. 7.55 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 Jibba Jabba. 8.40 Jibba Jabba. 8.45 Buzz and Poppy. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Over, van
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