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6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 Tweenies Christmas Countdown. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 Ethelbert the Tiger. (R) (C) (S) 6.30 CBBC: Enchanted Lands. (R) (C) (S) 6.40 Moomin. (R) (C) 7.05 UBOS. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 Mona the Vampire. 7.40 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 8.05 Looney Tunes. (C) 8.35 What’s New Scooby-Doo? (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bungalow. 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. 1.00 Grandstand. Introduced by Clare Balding. 1.10 Racing from Haydock. 1.20 Sports Personality of the Year Preview. 1.40 Racing from Haydock. 2.30 Boxing. 3.45 Football Half-Times. 3.55 Boxing. 4.30 Final Score. (S) 5.30 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.55 The Weakest Link Special; Sporting Stars. Nine athletes come face to face with the Queen of Mean, with only one taking away up to £50,000 for chanty. (R) (C) (S)


6.45 Here Comes the Sun. The Summers from Yorkshire take on the Andrews from Essex in a battle to see who will win a dream apartment. (C) (S)


7.35 The National Lottery Wright Around the World. Beyonce provides the music. (C) (S)


8.10 Casualty. Jim whisks Nikki away for a cosy weekend at his remote country house, Bex drowns her sorrows in wine and cigarettes behind a locked door and Charlie’s son finally responds to treatment. (C) (S)


9.00 Only Fools and Horses. Five years after finally achieving their lifelong dream of becoming millionaires, the Trotter brothers jet off to Monte Carlo with their wives and little Damien — only for a dodgy deal to see them heading back home and straight to the bankruptcy court. Christmas special from 2001, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst. (R)


10.10 BBC News; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update.


10.30 FILM: Road Trip (2000). Premiere. Four student pals head off on a foolhardy mission to retrieve an illicit video mistakenly sent to an unsuspecting girlfriend. Brainless campus comedy, starring Breckin Meye and Seann William Scott. (C)


11.55 Boxing. Robin Reid v Sven Ottke.. 12.55 FILM: The Choirboys (1978). Gritty drama, starring Charles Durning. (C) 12.55 Weatherview. 3.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) (S) 3.50 All New Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 4.20 BBC News 24.


PICK OF THE DAY


The Big Read, BBC2, 9pm. At last, we’ve reached the final chapter in a mammoth story involving stars, strong words and much emotion. Yes, it’s the last edition of The Big Read, the competition to find Britain’s best-loved book, which began way back in April. Broadcast live from the Royal Opera House, London, and presented by Clive Anderson, the show will include interviews with the advocates for the top five books, performances from


BBC2


6.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) (S) 11.30 Ever Wondered About Food? (R) (C) (S) 12.00 See Hear! (S) 12.45 The Sky at Night. (R) (C) (S) I . 05 Film 2003: Lord of the Rings Special. (C) (S) 1.35 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 2.20 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 3.10 The Rockford Files. (R) (C) 3.55 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. (R) (C) 4.50 What the Papers Say Review. (C) (S) 5.30 What the Romans Did for Us. How the Romans managed to conquer Britain. (R) (C) (S)


5.40 Lesley Garrett: Desert Dreams. A feast of classical music. (C) (S)


6.30 FILM: The Wooden Horse (1 950). World War Two adventure, starring LeoGenn. (C)


8.10 Lawrence of Arabia. Conclusion. Lawrence leads a triumphant Arab army to Damascus. (C) (S)


9.00 The Big Read. The overall winner is announced. Last in series. (C)


10.30 Have I Got a Lit t le Bit More News For You. Extended version of Friday’s edition. (C) (S)


I I . 10 Room 101. With Sean Lock. (R)


11.40 FILM: Ginge r Snaps (2000) . Premiere. Horror, starring Katharine Isabelle. (C) (S)


1.25 FILM: The Black Cat (1934). Horror, starring Boris Karloff, David Manners and Bela Lugosi. (C) (S) (bw) 2.30 Close.3.00 BBC Learning Zone. (C) 5.00 Close.


FIVE


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 FAQ. (R) 6.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Sunrise. 7.55 Milkshake! 7.55 Shake! (S) 8.00 Gadget and the Gadgetinis. (R) (S) 8.25 Beast Wars. (S) 8.55 Beyblade. (S) 9.25 Beyblade. (S) 9.55 Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. (R) (S) 10.25 Xcalibur. (R) (S) 11.00 Max Steel. (R) (S) 11.30 The Adventures of Sinbad. (R) (S) 12.25 Tintin. (R) (S) 12.50 Robot Wars. (R) (T) (S) 1.55 Edge- mont. (R) (S) 2.20 USA High. (R) (S) 2.50 Flaunt Chart Show. (S) 3.15 Home and Away.


5.25


7.00 7.10


8.00 9.00


FILM: Air Bud: Golden R e c e iv e r ; (1997). Clever canine Buddy reveals a new talent for American football in this harmless family comedy sequel, starring Kevin Zegers. (T) (S) five news and sport. Headlines. (T) Charmed. The sisters discover all magic has disappeared. (T) (S) Robot Wars. Smidsy takes on Atomic. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A bank robbery has tragic consequences. Last in series. (R) (T)


9.55


10.50 11.50


Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. A street vendor reports shocking sexual assault; (T) (S) five news late. Law and Order. A leisurely cruise results in murder. (R) (T) (S) FILM: The Second Civil War (TVM 1997).BIack comedy, starring Beau Bridges and James Cobum.


1.40 Boxing Classics. (S) 2.25 Boxing: Fight of the Week. (S) 3.30 Now is the Time: Night of Combat — Kickboxing. (S) 4.25 That 70s Show. (R) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (R) (T)


SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13TH ITV1


the Reduced Shakespeare Company and, of course, the announcement of the overall winner. Guests will be on hand to reveal which book they are backing.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Animal Alphabet. (R) (T) 6.05 Tales of a Wise King. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Ski­ ing on 4.8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 9.55 T4: Smallville: Superman the Early Years. (R) (T) 10.50 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 11.20 T4: The Salon: Reappointment. (T) 12.25 T4: Smash Hits Chart. (T) 12.55 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 1.30 Channel 4 attheraces from Cheltenham and Doncaster. Including the 2.30 Tripleprint Gold Cup. (T) 4.00 A Place in the Sun. (R) (T) 4.30 FILM: The Railway Children (1970). Family drama, starring Jenny Agutter and Dinah Sheridan. (T) 6.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 7.00 Commando. The history of the SAS, revealing how the organisation was born when war broke out in North Africa. (R) (T)


8.00 Seven Ages of Britain. The fifth age of Britain, beginning in 1066.


9.00 Heroes of Comedy. Portrait of comedy actor Ronnie Barker. (R)


10.00 FILM: Deception (2000) . Premiere. Thriller, starring Ben Affleck, Gary Sinise, James Frain and Charlize Theron. (T)


12.00 4Music: Simply Red: Live in Sicily. 1.25 4Music: Ear Candy. (R) 2.00 4Music: Headliners. (R) 2.30 FILM: Enemies, A Love Story (1989). Romantic drama, with Anjelica Huston. 4.30 Action. (R) (T) 4.55 The Norm Show. (R) 5.15 Countdown. (R)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 Look What I Can Do. 6.01 Rock-a-bye Bubble. 6.14 Look What I Can Do. 6.15 Ni Ni’s Treehouse. 6.39 Look What I Can Do. 6.41 Boohbah. 7.00 Diggin’ It. 8.50 Up on the Roof. 9.25 SMTV Gold. (T) (S) 11.30 CD UK. 12.30 The Quest Fulfilled: The Making of The Return of the King. 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.05 Granada News; Weather. 1.10 On the Ball. (T) 2.00 Seriously Weird. 2.30 FILM: Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie (1997). The colour- coded crusaders take on the might of arch- villainess Divatox as she attempts to conquer the Earth, adventure, starring Jason David Frank, is great fun for kids. 4.20 The Goal Rush. (T) 5.10 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.25 ITV News; Weather. (T) 5.40 Dumb Britain? A celebration of great British gaffes, featunng some of the stupidest responses to be given on TV quiz shows, sporting slip-ups and cringe-worthy presenting moments.


6.40 Pop Idol. Judges Pete Waterman, Nicki Chapman, Neil Fox and Simon Cowell prepare to vent their spleens once more as the last three contestants battle it out for a place in next week’s final. Whose dreams of stardom will come crashing to an end tonight? (T) (S)


7.45 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant invites another line­ up of contestants to put themselves on the spot and have a go at answering 15 questions which could change their lives — with Ask the Audience, Phone a Friend and 50-50 available to them if they get stuck. (T) (S)


8.45 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 9.00 Pop Idol Result. Ant and Dec reveal the results of the viewers’ vote — which lucky pair have made it to the final? (T) (S)


9.30 Rhona’s Rudest Home Videos. Rhona Cameron presents a selec­ tion of candid home video clips, lift­ ing the lid on some saucy shenani­ gans, including a bumper crop of bare behinds, and some distinctly fruity footage. There’s also a chance to see risque revellers, amorous animals and mischievous moppets getting into all manner of madcap mayhem. (T) (S)


10.30 The Premiership. Gabby Logan presents the pick of the action from this afternoon's top-flight games, including


Liverpool


Southampton and Manchester United v Manchester City. (T) (S)


11.59 Granada Weather. 12.00 The Frank Skinner Show. (R) 12.50 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. (R) 1.15 The District; News. 2.00 Forever. (T) (S) 2.55 CD UK Hotshots. (R) (T) (S) 3.20 Turn On Terry. (R) (T) 3.45 Entertainment Now; (R) (T) ITV News Headlines. 4.15 Cybernet. (R) (T) 4.40 Get Stuffed. (R) (S) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


1.05 Calendar News and Weather 5.10 Calendar News and Sport. Round-up of the day’s events. 11.59 Local Weather


Branches in Barnoldswick, Burnley, Padiham, Clitheroe, Nelson & Earby


SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


40 Days and 40 Nights (Sky Movies 1, 8pm) Matt (Josh Hartnett) is a handsome young man left nursing a broken heart when his girl­ friend Nicole walks out on him. He has no problem attracting other women, but he isn’t interested in them. Instead, he just wants Nicole back and decides to prove it to her by swearing off sexual activity of any kind for lent - an entire 40 days and 40 nights. It’s not an easy task, but is made even more difficult when he falls head over heels in love with another girl. Shannyn Sossamon also stars.


SKY MOVIES 1


7.05 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles HI (PG) (1992) 8.45 Diggity’s Treasure (PG) (2001) 10.30 Thunderpants (PG) (2002) 12.05 Mr Holland’s Opus (PG) (1995) 2.30 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (PG) (1992) 4.15 Diggity’s Treasure (PG) (2001) 5.55 Thunaerpants (PG) (2002) 7.30 Movie News 8.00 40 Days and 40 Nights (15) (2002) 9.45 Bend It Like Beckham (12) (2002) 11.45 40 Days and 40 Nights (15) (2002) 1.25 Autumn in New York (15) (2001) 3.15 Common Ground (15) (TVM 2000) 5.05 Mr Holland’s Opus (PG) (1995)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.15 Tornado Warning (PG) (TVM 2002) 8.00 Perfect Game (PG) (1999) 9.45 Danielle Steel’s The Ring (PG) (1996) 11.30 Mr Atlas (PG) (1997) 1.15 Tornado Warning (PG) (TVM 2002) 3.00 Perfect Game (PG) (1999) 4.45 Danielle Steel’s The Ring (PG) (1996) 6.15 Mr Atlas (PG) (1997) 8.00 The One (15) (2001) 9.30 UK Top 10 10.00 Kiss of the Dragon (18) (2001) 11.45 The Wash (15) (2001) 1.30 Lenny Live and Unleashed (15) (1989) 3.15 The Principal (16) (1987) 5.15 Mr Atlas (PG) (1997)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 The Littlest Hobo (U) (1958) 7.25 Charroi (PG) (1969) 9.10 The Appaloosa (PG) (1966) 11.00 Titanic (U) (1953) 12.45 Charroi (PG) (1969) 2.30 The Appatoosa (PG) (1966) 4.15 Titanic (U) (1953) 6.00 1941 (PG) (1979) 8.00 Prince of the City (15) (1981) 10.50 The Tingler (15) (1959) 12.20 Conquest of the'Planet of the Apes (15) (1972) 1.55 Dance of the Dwarfs (15) (1983) 3.55 1941 (PG) (1979)


SKY ONE v


5.10 Guilty] 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Zoids. 7.30 Batman: The Animated Series. 8.00 Stargate: Infinity. 8.30 Pokemon Advanced. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! 9.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 10.00 WWE: Smackdown. 12.00 WWE: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Stargate SG-1. 7.00 The Simpsons. 8.00 Kirsty's Home Videos. 9.00 Fear Factor UK. 10.00 Police Stop! 11.00 When Sex Goes Wrong. 11.30 Unofficial World Records of Sex. 12.00 WWE: Smackdown. 1.50 Bitches and B...... ds. 2.40 Family Guy. 3.05 Shipmates. 3.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM’s All Sports Show. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00


Premier League Preview. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Test Cricket. 8.00 Live Saturday Fight Night. 10.00 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown. 12.00 Football Special. 12.30 Revisita de La Liga. With Rob Wotton. 2.30 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown. 4.30 Football Special. 5.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Live Test Cricket. Sri Lanka v England. 11.30 World Sport. 12.00 Live Football Special. 2.30 Live European Rugby. 7.00 Moto Plus. 7.30 World Sport. 8.00 Live US Golf. The Target World Challenge. 11.00 International Golf. 2.00 Saturday Fight Night. 4.00 Sky Sports Classics. 4.15 Live Test Cricket.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.30 Tight Lines. 7.30 WWE: Wrestling Classics. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 NBA Basketball. 11.00 International Golf. 2.00 US Golf. 5.00 International Golf. 8.00 Football Special. 8.30 Test Cricket. Sri Lanka v England. 11.00 Max Power. 12.00 European Rugby. 4.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 UEFA Champions League. 8.30 UEFA Champions League. 9.30 Live Alpine Skiing. The men's World Cup downhill event. 11.30 Live Alpine Skiing. The women’s World Cup giant slalom second-leg. 12.45 Biathlon. 1.00 Live Biathlon. The men’s World Cup 4x7.5km relay. 2.30 Bobsleigh. 3.00 Live Bobsleigh. The second-leg of the two-man World Cup meeting. 4.00 Aiming For Athens. 4.15 Live French Football. Auxerre v Lens. 6.00 Ski Jumping. 7.30 Live Snowboarding. The Air & Style event. 8.15 Yoz Magazine. 6.30 Yoz Session. 9.15 WATTS. 9.45 News Report. 10.00 Mission To Athens. 10.30 Curling. 11.45 Curling. 1.15 News Report. 1.30 Close.


UK GOLD


5.05 Quantum Leap. 6.00 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. 6.25 Doctor Who. 9.00 The A-Team. 10.00 The A-Team. 11.00 The A- Team. 6.45 FILM: Raise the Titanic! 9.00 Silent Witness. 11.15 Harry Enfield and Christmas Chums. 12.15 French and Saunders at the Movies. 12.45 FILM: Raise the Titanic! 2.45 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 3.10 Charlie's Angels. 4.05 Two Ronnies.


UVINGTV


5.05 Planet Parent. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country- 6.00 Sheer Cover. 6.30 Get The Edge. 7.00 Hi- 5. 7.35 Busy Buses. 7.40 Elmo’s World. 7.55 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 Jibba Jabba. 8.40 Buzz and Poppy. 8.45 The Story Store. 8.55 Barney and


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Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The , Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Ricki Lake. 11.50 The Montel .Williams Show. 12.40 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry. 1.10 Crossing Over. 1.40 Celebrity Extra. 1.50 FILM: I Dreamed of Africa. 4.00 Celebrity Extra. 4.10 Everwood. 5.05 Everwood. 6.00 The Nanny. 6.30 Celebrity Extra. 7.00 Shania Twain: Benina tne Music. 8.00 Meet My Folks. 9.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 10.00 Will and Grace. 11.00 Straight Dates by Gay Mates. 12.00 FILM: The Matthew Shepard Story. 1.40 FILM: Another Day. 3.25 Celebrity Extra. - 3.45 Montel Williams Show. 4.30 The Golden Girls.


PLUS


5.00 George and Mildred. 5.30 Man About the House. 6.00 Please Sir! 6.30 McCloud. 8.00 Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased).


9.00


Coronation Street. 11.30 The Protectors. 12.00 Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased). 1.00 The Saint. 2.00 FILM: Agatha Christie’s Murder is Easy. 4.00 Murder, She Wrote. 5.00 Hawaii Five-O. 6.00 Strange But True. 6.30 FILM: Agatha Christie’s Murder is Easy. Mystery thriller. 8.30 FILM: FIST. 11.00 The Knock. 12.00 Strange But True. 12.30 FILM: FIST. 3.00 The Knock. 4.00 The Saint.


SCI-FI


9.00 Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040. 9.30 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 10.30 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 11.30 Ultimate Gamer. 12.00 The Infinite Worlds of HG Wells. 1.45 Glimpse. 2.00 The Twilight Zone. 2.30 The Twilight Zone. 3.00 The Twilight Zone. 3.30 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 4.30 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 5.30 Ultimate Gamer. 6.00 Sliders. 6.55 Sliders. 7.50 FILM: Back to the Future Part III.


BBC THREE


7.00 Hunting Chris Ryan. 8.00 Fightbox Stack. 9.00 FILM: Ronin. . , 10.55 Jordan: You Don’t Even Know Me. 11.55 Little Britain. 12.25 Trevor Nelson’s Lowdown. 12.55 Monkey Dust. 1.25 Jordan: You Don't Even Know Me.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale. 11.50 Coronation . Street. 2.10 Rugby World Sevens. 2.40 Holiday Airport. 3.45 Airline. 4.15 Airline. 4.45 The Quest Fulfilled: The Making of The Return of the King. 5.15 Pop Idol Extra. ' 6.45 Breaking the Magician's Code: 'M Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed. 7.45 Pop Idol Extra. 9.00 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 9.30 Pop Idol Extra: The Results. 10.00 Kylie. 11.00 Million Dollar Babes. 11.30 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 12.30 Pop Idol. 1.35 Pop Idol Extra. 2.45 Pop Idol Result.


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book fair, organised by the Provincial Booksellers Fairs Association (PBFA), is a popular seasonal event with people looking for unusual Christmas gifts. Many of the exhibitors will be taking along volumes suitable for presents - including Lancashire topography and children’s books.


Books in Clitheroe will have unique archival mate­ rial of interest to collectors of Lancashire industrial history. The collection relates to Messrs Red- mayne and Isherwood, and Messrs Bailey, Isherwood, cotton waste dealers, late of Commercial Mills, Nova Scotia, Blackburn and covers roughly the period 1900 -1930. Bygone Books of Dar-


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BBC1


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6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 Can’t Wait Till Christmas. (C) (S) 11.00 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 The Politics Show. (C) (S) 1.00 ’Alio ’Alio! (R) (C) 1.25 FILM: Return to Oz (1985). Dorothy is whisked back to Oz in a storm and discovers the evil Nome King is threatening the magical land. Imaginative children's fantasy sequel, starring Fairuza Balk and Nicol Williamson. (C) 3.10 EastEnders. (C) (S) 5.05 Lifeline. Richard Lindsay appeals on behalf of Homeless International, a charity which supports community-led housing development in Asia, Africa and Latin America. (C) (S) News; Regional News; Weather. (C) Songs of Praise. Aled Jones and Wendy Craig try to find the light at the heart of the Christmas story, while Heather Small sings carols with Libera, and the Adventist Vocal Ensemble. Songs include Silent Night, When a Child is Bom, Sing the Story and Joy to the World. (C) (S) Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the roving Roadshow experts visit Northern Ireland and set up camp at Mount Stewart in Co Down, where they find a painting worth up to £30,000, as well as a Laurel and Hardy memento. (C) (S) Trouble at Christmas. Matt Allwright introduces festive calamities and mishaps, including exploding Christmas puddings, lurking adders, the ultimate office party faux-pas and panto injuries. (C) (S) Sports Pe rso na lity of the Year 2003. Steve Rider, Sue Barker and Gary Lineker present a special 50th anniversary edition, as a star-studded audience descend on Television Centre to look back over the year's sporting highlights. (C) (S) BBC News; Weather. (C) FILM: Copycat (1995).: Sigourneys Weaver stars as a psychologist,


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, who agrees to help,detective Holly' ' ' Hunter track down a serial killer — - little realising she’s his next intended 'victim. Gruesome edge-of-the-seat A-thriller, with Harry Connick Jnr, ' Dermot Mulroney, William McNamara "Y and Will Patton; (C) (S) Weatherview.,


12.15 FILM: The Hunted (TVM 1998). A tough female insurance agent is tested to the limit while investigating the case of a missing plane. Predictable thriller, starring Madchen Amick. (C) (S) 1.50 BBC News 24.


PICK OF THE DAY


Sports Personality of the Year, which here celebrates its 50th anniversary while showcasing the most important events in 2003’s sporting calendar. Whenever the show is broadcast, fans know that Christmas is just around the corner - but who will be celebrating the festive season with a shiny new trophy on the mantelpiece


BBC2


6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 Tweenies Christmas Countdown. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 Ethelbert the Tiger. (R) (C) (S) 6.30 CBBC: Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 6.55 Taz- Mania. (R) (C) (S) 7.15 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) (S) 10.30 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) (S) 11.00 Sunday Home and Garden. (C) (S) 12.40 Trade Secrets. (R) (C) 12.50 Sunday Grandstand. Introduced by Hazel Irvine. (S) 1.05 European Cross Country Championships. 2.40 World Triathlon Championships. 3.40 Swimming. 5.30 Bill Oddie Goes Wild in Iceland. The twitcher examines the country's wildlife. (C) (S)


6.10 The Natural World. Recreating dramatic moments in aviation. (C)


7.00 Top Gear. German motors. (C) 8.00 SAS Survival Secrets. The team swap military uniforms for civvies.


9.00 Ray Mears' World of Survival. Ray travels to the island of Seram in Indonesia, where he learns how to catch fish using bamboo from the Nuaulu people. (R)


10.00 Coupling. Steve bumps into his dream celebrity. (R) (C)


10.30 9mm. The world’s most popular weapon, the 9mm. (S)


11.20 Red Dwarf. (R) (C) (S) 11.50 FILM: She’s So Lovely (1997). Tense drama, starring Sean Penn and Debi Mazar. (C) 1.20 Close.2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE


(5.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.15 Milkshake! 6.15 Beachcomber Bay. (R) (S) 6.35 Dappledown Farm. (R) (S) 7.00 A House That’s Just Like Yours. (R) (S) 7.25 Milkshake! (S) 7.30 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 7.45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) 8.30 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) (S) 9.00 Babar. (R) (S) 9.25 George Shrinks. (R) (S) 9 55 Snobs. 10.25 A Different Life. 11.00 Morris 2274.11.30 Braceface. (R) (S) 12.00 SteDDinq Up. (S) 12.30 Flaunt Chart Show. (R) (S) 1 0 5 five news update. (T) (S) 1.15 FILM:


Otley (1 968). Spy spoof, starring Tom Courtenay. (T) (S) 2.55 FILM: The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm (1962). Fairy-tale adaptations, with Laurence Harvey. (T) (S) 5.20 Dream Holiday Home. A holiday cot­ tage in central France. (R) (T) (S)


5.50 five news and sport. Headlines. (T) 6.10 FILM: Vice Versa (1988). Overworked • department store executive Judge, . Reinhold and his 11-year-old son


.? . , undergo a magical body-swap; - Comedy, with Fred Savage. (T) (S)


9.00


8.00 Driving Mum Crazy. Update on Tayler Lawler; (T) (S) five news at 9. FILM: Palmetto (1 9 9 8 ) . Thriller. Woody Harrelson stars as ah innocent.


s man drawn into a fake kidnapping plot?: by a4 manipulative'.‘woman.- With,] Elisabeth Shue; five” news late. .


11.15


W o rld ’s W i lde s t Police Videos. Chases and car crashes. (R) (T) (S)


12.05 Alias. (T) (S) 1.00 Golf: The Challenge. 1.25 NFL Live. New York Giants at New Orleans Saints. (S) 4.45 Winter X Games. (R)


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Sports Personality of the Year 2003, BBC1, 8.00pm. Heroes and villains — they’re all on display in the


ITV1


as well as a turkey in the oven? During the programme, several awards will be presented, including Team of the Year, Coach of the Year, Overseas Personality of the Year, and The Helen Rollason Award.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Tales of a Wise King. (R) (T) 6.05 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.55 Insektors. (R) 7.10 Bug Alert. (R) (T) 7.35 Totally Spies! (R) (T) 8.00 Skiing on 4.8.30 Spider-Man. (R) (T) 9.00 Smash Hits Chart. (R) (T) 9.25 T4: Popworld. 10.20 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 12.50 T4: Busted Popworld Special. 1.50 T4: Union Jack. (T) 2.20 T4: The Bleeping Osbournes. (R) (T) 2.50 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 3.20 T4: Will and Grace. (R) (T) 3.50 T4: Christmas in Popworld. 5.55 Scrapheap Mega Challenge: Reach fo r


the Skies.


International teams compete to build classic planes. (R) (T)


7.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 8.00 Matt’s Old Masters. Profile of Spanish artist Velazquez, a 17th- century contemporary of Rubens who sank into obscurity after his


' death, but was championed by the Impressionists 200 years later. (T)


9.00 The 100 Greatest TV Moments from Hell. Zoe Ball presents cringe-worthy moments from television’s dark past.


12.05 FILM: Under Suspicion (2000). Premiere. Drama, with Gene Hackman. 2.05 V Graham Norton: Look Back. 3.05 Pourquoi — Pass Keu? (Why — ’Coz?). 3.10 Never Say Pink Furry Die. 3.25 Brazilian Football Championship. 5.10 Countdown. (R)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. 6.10 The Sunday Programme. 7.30 Diggin' It. 8.25 Up on the Roof. 9.25 The Premiership. (R) (T) (S) 10.30 CITV: Finger Tips. (R) (T) (S) 10.40 The Little Bang. (T) 10.50 Art Attack. (T) 11.00 John Meets Paul: A Mediterranean Journey. (T) 11.30 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 12.30 Soccer Sunday. (S) 1.00 Jonathan Dimbleby Including ITV News and Weath­ er. (T) (S) 2.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) 2.05 The Sunday Supplement. (S) 2.35 CITV: Girls in Love. (R) (T) 3.05 Girls in Love. (R) (T) 3.35 The Angry Beavers.


’ 3.50 FILM: Digimon: The Movie (2000). Premiere. A group of children are sucked into a digital world where they must do battle with the evil Internet Digimon. Adventure, with the voice of Lara Jill Miller. 5.25 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.40 Go North West. Mikyla Dodd wanders around the Liverpool’s Williamson Tunnels.


6.10 Costa Living. Still yearning to find that special someone, Phil Lawrence embarks on his third blind date, and ail seems to be going well — until it emerges that new acquaintance Jo is much older than she looks. (T)


6.35 ITV News; Weather. (T) 6.50 New You’ve Been Framed! Rib­ tickling collection of camcorder calamities with Jonathan Wilkes.


7.20 Creature Comforts. Animals discuss their lives. (R) (T) (S)


7.30 Coronation Street. Craig takes drastic action to put an end to Martin’s relationship with Katy once and for all, Mike confronts Charlie again, and Dev finds himself accepting an invitation to Ciaran’s stag do. (T) (S)


8.00 The Royal. The Health Authority announce they plan to reorganise management at The Royal, leaving Mr Harper less.than keen to re-apply for his job, so Ken and Alun decide to convince him otherwise. With John Axon. (T) (S)


9.00 Poirot. Agatha Christie’s Belgian sleuth is approached by a young' woman who asks him to investigate her father’s'murder 14 years previously — a crime for which her mother was found guilty and executed. David Suchet stars, with Rachael Stirling, Aidan^Gillen and Toby Stephens. (T) (S) - .


11.00 ITV Weekend News; Weather. Including Local.News and ITV Weather. (T)


11.15 Jonny Wilkinson: The Real Story. The England rugby hero.


12.14 Granada Weather. (T) 12.15 Whose Right is it Anyway? (R) (T) 12.50 .Trisha; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines. 1.45 Survival Special. (R) (T) (S) 2.35 Present Time. (R) (T) (S) 3.00 FILM: The Hijackers (1963). Leaden crime drama, starring'Anthony. Booth and Jacqueline Ellis;’ (T) (bw) 'ITV News Headlines. 4.15 ITV Nightscreen. ’


YORKSHIRE


2.00 Calendar News 2.05 Christmas Zoo Vet 5.25 Calendar News and Sport. ' Round-up of the day's events. 5 .4 0 1 Thee Wed 12.14 Local Weather 5.00 Jobfinder


SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY


The Musketeer, (Sky Movies 1, 8.45pm) D’Artagnan (Justin Chambers) swears revenge after his parents are murdered by Febre (Tim Roth). He hopes to join the dis­ graced Musketeers, who are replaced by Car­ dinal Richelieu’s army amid fears of an inva­ sion. Porthos (Steve Spiers), Athos (Jan Gre­ gor Kremp) and Aramis (Nick Moran) are soon revitalised by D’Artagnan, and they set out to bring Febre to justice. But when D’Artagnan falls for the Queen’s dresser, Francesca (Mena Suvari), Febre resolves to hurt her.


SKY MOVIES 1


7.30 The Grinch (PG) (2000) 9.30 Wuthering Heights (PG) (1992) 11.30 Thumbelina (U) (1994) 1.30 My Horrible Yearl (PG) (TVM 2001) 3.20 The Grinch (PG) (2000) 5.15 Thumbelina (U) (1994) 7.00 Getting There (PG) (2002) 8.45 The Musketeer (PG) (2001) Premiere. A peasant boy witnesses the death of his father at the hands of a dastardly villain and sals out to Join the legendary royal guards in an effort to 9 ain revenge. Swashbuckling adventure based on the classic Alexandre Dumas tale, starring Justin Chambers. 10.45 Life as a House (15) (2001) 12.55 The Last Debate (15) (2000) 2.40 Saigon (18) (1987) 4.25 The Musketeer (PG) (2001)


SKY MOVIES 2


7.00 The Santa Trap (U) (TVM 2002) 8.50 What Girls Learn (PG) (TVM 2001) 10.50 Danielle Steel’s The Hlng (PG) (1996) 12.40 Framed (12)


(TVM 2001) 2.30 The Santa Trap (U) (TVM 2002) 4.15 What Girls Learn (PG) (TVM 2001) 6.15 Framed (12) (TVM 2001) 8.00 The Fast and the Furious (15) (2001) An undercover FBI agent Infiltrates the world of late- night car racing — but struggles to decide where his loyalties lie. Thriller, starring Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Rick Yune and Paul Walker. 10.00 Blade II (18) (2002) 12.00 Exit Wounds'(18) (2001) 1.45 Pendulum (18) (2001) 3.25 Running Cool (18) (1993) 5.15


Danielle Steel’s The Ring (PG) (1995)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 In the Navy (U) (1941) 7.30 The Fireball (PG) (1950) 9.00 Jet Pilot (U) (1957) 11.00 MacArthur (PG) (1977) 1.15 US Top 10 1.45 Our Man Flint (PG) (1966) 3.45 Jet Pilot (U) (1957) 5.45 MacArthur (PG) (1977) 8.00 Brotherhood of the Wolf (15) (2001) 10.25 Gazon Maudlt (18) (1995) 12120 Woodstock: Three Days of Peace and Music (15) (1970) 4.05 US Top 10 4.30 In the Navy (U) (1941)


SKY ONE


5.10 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Zoids. 7.30 Batman: The Animated Series. 8.00 Stargate: Infinity. 8.30 Pokemon Advanced. 9.00 Yu-GI-Oh! 9.30 Malcolm In the Middle. 10.00 WWE: Afterbum. 11.00 WWE:. Hebt. 12.00 WWE: Tough Enough’. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Family Guy. 2.30 Futurama. 3.00 Dlnotopia. 5.00 Family Guy. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm In the Middle. 7.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 Kirsty's Heme Videos. Klrsty Gallacher presents footage shot by obliging members of the public. 10.00 At Home with the Love Rats..11.00 Is Harry on the Boat? Cosmic Bob


faces a crisis. 12.00 Sex on the Beach. 1.00 Son of the Beach. 1.25 Scrubs. 1.50 Is Harry on the Boat? 2.40 Son of the Beach. 3.05 Family Guy. 3.30 Cops. 3.55 Cops. 4.20 Gamezville.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 Spanish Football League. 8.30 Saturday Fight Night. 10.30 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 11.30 Goals on Sunday. 2.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 3.00 Live Super Sunday. Leeds United v Fulham (Kick-off 4.05pm). 6.35 German Football: Bundesliga. 7.35 Live Spanish Football. A top game from the Primera Liga. 10.00 Football Special. Leeds United v Fulham. 11.00 WWE: Late Night — Velocity. 12.00 German Football: Bundesliga. 1.00 Spanish Football. 3.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Live Test Cricket. Sri Lanka v England. 11.30 Powerboating. 12.00 Drag Racing. 12.30 Live European Rugby. Borders v Llanelli Scarlets (Kick-off 1.00pm) and Leicester Tigers v Newport-Gwent Dragons (Kick-off 3.00pm). 5.00 Test Cricket. 7.30 Powerboating. 6.00 Live US Golf. The Target World Challenge. 11.00 International Golf. 2.00 European Rugby. Highlights. 5.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Squash. 7.00 European Rugby. 11.00 International Golf. 2.00 US Golf. 5.00 International Golf. The Target World Challenge. The final day of the prestigious tournament at the Sherwood Country Club In California, where some of the best players on the tour will be eager to take the title. 8.00 Live US Golf. 1.30 Pool. 3.30 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Ski Jumping. 9.00 Live Alpine Skiing. The first-leg of the men's giant slalom. 10.00 Nordic Combined Skiing. 10.45 Live Alpine Skiing. The second-leg of the women's slalom'. 11.45 Live Alpine Skiing. The second-leg of the men’s giant slalom. 12.45 Uva Biathlon. From Hochfilzen In Austria. 2.30 Live Italian Football. Juventus v Parma (Kick-off 2.30pm). 4.00 Biathlon. 4.45 Bobsleigh. 5.45 Ski Jumping. 7.15 Winterpark Weekend. 7.30 Live Italian Football. 9.30 Aiming For Athens. 9.45 Sports Awards. 10.45 NASCAR. 11.45 Champ Cars. 12.15 Ski Jumping. 1.45 News Report. 2.00 Close.


UK GOLD


5.05 Quantum Leap. 6.00 Eldorado. 6.35 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 7.10


Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie's Angels. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 1.20 FILM: Doctor at Sea. 3.05 Some; Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em. 4.05 The Two Ronnies. 5.00 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 5.30


Porridge. 6.10 Porridge. 6.50 Miss Marple. 9.00 Jonathan Creek. t- ': Drama. 10.10 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. Drama. 11.20 Prime Suspect 3.1.30 Cracker. Drama. 4.20 The Two Ronnies.


UVINGTV


5.00 The Golden Girts. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Get The Edge. 6.30 Principal Secret Advanced. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Busy Buses. 7.40 Elmo’s World. 7.55 The 1: Wheels on the Bus. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 Jibba Jabba. 8.40 Buzz and Poppy. 8.45 The Story Store. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry. 11.30 Crossing Over. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 Everwood. 2.00 Everwood. 3.00 Everwood. 3.55 FILM: Funny Face. 6.00 Access ‘ Hollywood. 7.00 Royalty A-Z. 8.00 ■; Charmed. 8.55 Celebrity Extra. 9.00. Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Miami. 11.00 Cold Squad. 12.00 A Haunting . in Connecticut. 1.55 FILM: The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader- . *'• Murdering Mom. 3.45 The Montel Williams Show. 4.30 The Golden Girls.


PLUS


5.00 Hawaii Five-O. 6.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 FILM: Irma la Douce. 11.00 Agatha Christie’s *' Partners in Crime. 12.00 Jeeves and • ; - Wooster. 1.00 Ever Decreasing Circles. 1.30 Waiting for God. 2.00 : Heartbeat. 3.00 FILM: Irma la Douce. ^ 5.30 Rising Damp. 6.00 Rising Damp. 6.30 Till Death Us Do Part.- 7.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 8.00 ; '■ Murder Call. 9.00 Prime Suspect IV.


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11.00 Rising Damp. 11.30 Till Death Us Do Part. 12.00 Murder Call. 1.00 - Prime Suspect IV. 3.00 Ever >- Decreasing Circles. 3.30 Waiting for God. 4.00 Jeeves and Wooster.


■ SCI-FI


9.00 Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040. t>«’i 9.30 Farscape. 10.30 Farscape. 11.30 Ultimate Gamer. 12.00 Sliders. ! ' 12.55 Sliders. 1.50 FILM: Batteries 1


Not Included. 3.50 FILM: Back to the ‘ Future Part III. 6.00 The Sentinel. * 7.00 The Dead Zone..


BBC THREE ^


7.00 Mega-Tsunami: Wave of Destruction. 8.00 Liquid Assets. 9.00 ' ' v Absolutely Fabulous. 9.30 Dreamspaces. 10.00 Best of the - - i j Worst. Sporting howlers. 10.30 My • Name is Gazza. 11.30 Being Dorn Joly. 12.25 Best of the Worst. * >T Sporting howlers.


, ; ITV 2


9.25 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? . ‘S ' 10.25 Pop Idol. 11.30 Pop Idol Extra. ■'*’ 12.45 Pop Idol Result. 1.15 Pop Idol Extra: The Results. 1.50 Lance' \ Burton Master Magician: Top Secret. 2.40 Emmerdale. 5.05 Coronation Street. 7.30 The Quest Fulfilled:


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feeling of Christmas at this fair, " said organiser Dave Sedgwick of Moorside Books, Clitheroe. "Our dealers will he bringing along books suitable as gifts and they’ll be happy to advise on book collect­ ing. In these days of Inter­ net book dealing people do like to meet the experts and know that they will be getting the best profession­ al advice."


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- ■ - M • ' : »*'7V • back on TV


?; g : CLITHEROE business- - man and pet expert Kevin Horkin is back on our TV


> fk screens. . H . K He is one of the stars of “The Pet Set”, screened on


ITV1 on Thursdays at 7- 30 p.m. The series follows pet


expert Kevin and animal psychologist Dr David Sands as they train to become show dog handlers in just four weeks. Kevin, who owns the


local optician's chain “Spex”and Ken Varey's Outdoor World, said: “We had a lot of fun making the programme, meeting some very interesting people and their lovable pets. “A new series is being


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planned next year and I would love to hear from any local people who are experiencing any pet-relat­ ed problems or who have a funny story to tell.” To contact Kevin, write


to: “The Pet Set”, Grana­ da Television, Quay Street, Manchester, M60 9EA.


New club is


to be formed A NEW Ribble Valley camcorder club is being formed to guide members through the process of get­ ting to know how a cam­ corder works, to the point of being able to shoot spec­ tacular footage once the red button is hit. The club is the brain­


child of Clitheroe-based Mr Kevin Brass, who would like people to learn more about filming, com-


.puter editing, making movies and basically recording the present that may become history. . The club is open to any­ one. If anyone is interest­ ed, please contact Mr Brass by telephone or fax on 423169, or e-mail:- rvccc@btinternet.com


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