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irongly targeted for assas-; i by the CIA. Comedy starring Tom Hanks, Lori„ nd Dabney Coleman. (T) a News; Weather. (T) id Results; Weather. (T) hrase. Contestants try to everyday figures of
|<e time out to revisit old ., but the pressures of 1 are beginning to take their xisting relationships. (T) ants To Be a Millionaire? Tarrant hosts the game ihallenging contestants to 15 consecutive questions
:rom visual clues. (T) (S) y This at Home! Ordinary are dared to tackle feats uldn't normally dream of. McCall hosts. (T) (S) late. Cilia plays Cupid to aung things searching for nance and a turn in the it. She also hears what red when billing advisor id secretary Emma blew windy city of Chicago, and ■ technician Terry and clerk jnd love in Lille. (T) (S) irs. Hear'Say's publicity e shifts up a gear, as the 0 their separate ways to te new single Pure and on a whistle-stop tour of itry's radio stations, includ- s FM, where they face a n of fire. Back home, the
r to win the top prize — n. But the higher they aim, e they risk losing. (T) (S) The mustachioed sleuth
to his home country of Bel- r the first time since World ne, only to find a murder needs solving. Agatha e mystery, starring David , Hugh Fraser, Anna Chan- nd Philip Jackson. (R) (T) lekend News; Weather. (T) la Weather. Two Mules for Sister Sara I |. Drifter Clint Eastwood i
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7.15 Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 8.00 Match of the Day. (R) (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) IS) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) (S) 11.00 Three Up, Two Down. (R) (C) (S) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 On the Record. (C) (S) 1.00 EastEnders. (C) (S 2.25 FILM: The Three Musketeers (1973). Light hearted version of the classic novel about brave swordsmen who foil a treacherous plot. Oliver Reed, Richard Chamberlain and Michael York star. (C) 4.10 Keeping Up
Appearances. (R) (C) (S) 4.45 Song fo r Europe 2001. News; Weather. (C) Regional News; Weather. Songs of Praise. Presenter Pam Rhodes is joined by Countdown host Richard Whiteley in Cambridge. (C) Rolf’s Amazing World of Animals. Rolf surprises three children with a trip to Kenya to see how money they raised for the World Society for the Protection of Animals is used. (C) Antiques Roadshow. From Rugby, where the treasures include an assortment of sulfragette ephemera, a signed Rolling Stones LP and an impressive collection of drawings. (C) Fragments of Genius. The phenom enon of autistic children with severe learning disabilities who also display extraordinary gifts in certain areas. Ballykissangel. Avril’s horse The Cat falls in love with a goat and is heartbroken when it goes missing, jeopardising its chances of winning a big race. Meanwhile. Vincent has to make a very difficult choice. (C) One Foot in the Grave. The Meldrews return from a holiday to find yet another disaster awaiting them — their home has been burnt to the ground. Richard Wilson stars as the grouchy retiree. (R) (C) (S) Comic Relief Big Brother. Update on the five remaining stars, with the inhabitants of the house voting for a second round of evictions — and one returning to everyday life.(C) (S)
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6.05 Open University. 8.15 CBBC: Taz- Mania. (R) (C) 8.35 The Wild Thomberrys. TmC) 9.00 Fix and Fort. (R) (Q 9.15 Tte Woody Woodpecker Show. (R) (C) (S) 9.35 Kenan and Kel. (R) (C) 10.00 Grange Hill. (R) (C) 10.50 Sub Zero. (S) 11-15The Super League Show. 12.00 Top of the Pops+Plus. (C) 1.00 NorthWestminster. 1.30 Sunday Grandstand. Presented by
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• Sue Barker. (S) 1.35 Ski Sunday (C) (S) 2.00 World Superbikes. (C) (S) 3.15 Live Rugby League. Wakefield Trinity v Brad ford Bulls. (C) (S) 4.15 Ski Sunday. (C) (S) 4.25 Live Rugby League. (C) 5.15 Athletics. From Lisbon. (C) (S) 7.00 FILM: Warlock (1959). Western, starring Henry Fonda. (C)
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News; Weather. (C) Panorama. Exclusive access to Feltham Young Offenders Institution, talking to officers and inmates. (C) FILM: Rain Man (1988). Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise star in this Oscar-winning drama about a journey
of self-discovery undertaken by a brash car-dealer and his autistic elder
,. brother; (C) Weathen/iew. 1.05 BBC News 24.
9.00 The X Files. Mulder suspects there is a witch at work when a family catch a disease. (C) (S)
9.45 Room 101. Anne Robinson’s pet hates. (R) (C)
10.15 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. With Arthur Smith. (R) (C) (S)
10.45 The Dave Gorman Collection. Offbeat comedy. (R) (C)
11.15 Bombay Blush. Guide to India with Mini Mathurand Asif Seth. (C)
11.45 Attention Scum. Comedy. (R) 12.15 FILM: The Whole Wide World (1996). Drama chronicling the affair between schoolteacher Novalyne Price and cult writer Robert E Howard. Renee Zellweger stars. (C) 2.00 Learning Zone.
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Ion Choice. 7.00 TOTP 2. _ Games 2001. 8.30 45
) Holby City. 10.00 Two Pints a Packet of Crisps. 10.30 11.00 Clarkson. 11.30
Fat. 12.00 45 Minutes. 12.30 15 Elvis’s Rock Shrine. 1.30 i Clubbing. 2.00 Close.
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comber Bay. (R) (S) 7.30 Milkshake! (S) 7.35 Tickle? Patch and Friends. (R) (S) 8.0CI Adven tures from the Book of Virtues. (S) 8.30 Enchanted Tales. (S) 9.35 Lassie. (R) (S) 10100 Core News. (S) 10.05 Charlie s Angels, mi (si 11.05 It’s Your Funeral. (S) 11.30 The Movie Chart Show. (R) (S) 12.05 IKEA Mania (T) (S) 12.35 5 News. (T) (S) 12.45 FILM. Star in the Dust (1956). Western , with John Agar. (T) 2.15 Exclusive. (S) 3.10 Family Affairs. (T)
5.25 -FILM: Tom ancL Huck (1995).
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’ •Adventure based on Mark Twain's tale, charting Tom Sawyer and Huck leberry Finn's attempts to save a man from the gallows. Brad Renfro and Jonathan Taylor Thomas star. CO (S) 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (o) Motorsport Max. Wheel-spinning
motor sport magazine. (S) Touch the Truck. The start of a bizarre endurance test presented by
Dale Winton; (S) 5 News at 9. 9.00
10.44 10.45
FILM: The Great White Hype (1996). A crooked boxing promoter fixes a bout between a no-hope white fighter and his black heavyweight champion in an effort to generate greater interest — and money. Comedy, starring Samuel L Jackson; (T) 5 News Late. Touch the Truck Update. Dave Courtney’s Underworld. The life of the 'celebrity gangster’. (R) (T)
12.10 Live NHL Ice Hockey. With Mark Webster. 3.30 NHL Ice Hockey Replay. (R) (b)
5:50 Trumpton. (R) (T) 6.05 The Nev- erending Story. (R) (T) 6.30 Street Sharks (R) (T) 6.55 The Clangers. (R) 7.05 Blue s Clues. (T) 7.30 Insektors. (R) (T) 7.45 Insektors. (R) (T) 8.00 The Kids from Room 402. (T) 8.30 John Callahan s Pel- swick. (T) 9.00 T4: Malibu. 9.30 PopworM- 10.30 Hollyoaks. (T) 12.00 As If. (R) (T) 12.35 As If. (R) (T) 1.10 New York High. (T) 1.50 FILM: The Wind and the Lion (1974).Drama, with Sean Connery. (T) 4.00 Football Italia. Live Serie A action. 5.00 Stargate SG-1. A pull of a black hole puts the SGC in danger. (T) Time Team. The remains of a medieval castle in Shropshire. (T) Channel 4 News; Weather. (T) Today at the Test. England v Sri Lanka. Action from the final day. (T) The God List. Compilation of influential religious thinkers. (T) Celebrity Big Brother. Update on the five remaining stars. (T) Bremner, Bird and Fortune. FILM: Rita, Sue and Bob Too (1987). Comedy. Michelle Holmes and Siobhan Finneran star. (T) .
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12.15 World Wrestling Federation: Heat. (T) 1.10 4Later: Loves Like a Dog. 2.10 Bits. (R) 2.35 Late Toon — Lava-Lava! 2 40 Glass Ceiling. 3.10 4Later: Shadow People. (R) (T) 3.25 FILM: Behind Con vent Walls (1977). 5.00 White Water, Blue Ducks. 5.25 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)
SUNDAY, MARCH 11TH . ;P IG K O F TH E DAY
TOUCH TH E TRUCK, Channel 5, 8.00pm. Th is is an American brainchild and se e s 20 competitors battle
it out to win the luxury four-wheel drive truck of the title. Don’t be fooled into thinking this is laugh- a-minute game show or a humorous physical compe tition like It’s a Kn o ck Out b ecause this endurance test is anything but funny. With only a 10-minute break every two hours, the participants fa ce exhaus- _ tion and discomfort in their quest for su c ce s s . Do they
1 ] V.- ' U Saturday, March 10 GRANADA
really appreciate what they’re letting themselves in for? Host Dale Winton will find out during the course of the week in this daily series which comes direct from the famous Lakeside shop ping centre, Essex.
5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: News. 6.10 The Review. 7.00 The Sunday Programme. 8.00 Diggit. 9.25 CITV: Butt- Ugly Martians. (T) 9.55 Max Steel. T S 10.20 Oggy and the Cockroaches. (R) (T) (S) 10.30 Sunday Morning. (T) (S) 11.30 Paradise Found. (T) 12.00 The Sunday Supplement. 12.25 Granada News; Weather. (T) 12.30 Jonathan Dimbleby. (T) (S) 1.30 The Big Match — Live! Tranmere Rovers v Liverpool (Kick-off 2.00pm). Desmond Lynam introduces the FA Cup quarter-final tie at Prenton Park. With local oride at stake, this is bound to be a fiery encounter as the Premiership giants look to book a place in their second cup semi- final of the year with a victory over the Divi- sion One strugglers. Commentary by Clive Tvldesley. (T) 4.15 Global Challenge. (S) 5 15 Storm Force. Survivors of storms discuss their experiences. (S)
5.45 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.50 Soccer Sunday. Angus Scott presents highlights of the weekend’s action in the league.
6.35 ITV News; Weather. (T) 6 50 Lily Savage’s Blankety Blank.
7 30 Coronation Street. Hour-long special to celebrate the 5,000th episode. Tension builds as the courtroom custody battle over Adam begins, with arch-rivals Ken and Mike each determined to prove they can provide the best upbringing for the youngster. (1)
Donald Sinden, Kaye Adams, Liz Dawn, Sue Jenkins, Richard Thorp and Bradley Walsh join the blonde bombsite to guess the words. (T)
TOO MANY CROOKS (1958): Inept gang leader Fin gers (George Cole) faces the wrath of his cronies when a raid goes wrong. When he suggests kidnapping the daughter of rich businessman Billy Gordon (Terry-Thomas), the gang capture Billy's wife by mistake - and he refuses to' pay the ransom. (BBC2,
1,35pm) EVIL DEAD II (1987); Sam Raimi's most engaging entry in the Evil Dead trilogy finds Ash (Bruce Campbell) as the square-jawed all-American hero mixed up with the Necro- nornicon (the book of the Dead in all three films). Here he unleashes the forces of darkness and pays the price.
(BBC2,10.35pm) TWO MULES FOR SISTER SARA (1969): Clint Eastwood and Shirley MacLaine head the cast of this frenzied West ern. MacLaine plays a whore masquerading as a nun, while Eastwood is the usual tough guy who steps in to prevent her demise at the hands of drunken bandits. (GRANADA,
11.15pm) NEAR DARK (1987): Stylish latter-day Western/vampire chiller. Adrian Pasdar is bitten by bloodsucker Jenny Wright
' and becomes one of the living dead. Taken in by a band of vampires, lie is soon torn between his family and a thirst for blood. (BBC2,
8.30 . Heartbeat. The constabulary receive help from the Met to target a drug trafficker, and Mike finds his loyalties torn between work and home, while Vernon plans to take advantage of a strike. (T) (S)
9.30 London’s Burning. The crew are called to a warehouse blaze, where George sustains a seemingly minor injury to his arm. Meanwhile, Sally is distraught to learn Sean won’t be prosecuted, and Fiona returns home to sort things out with Pearce. (T) (S)
10.30 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (I) 10.44 Granada Weather. 10.45 The South Bank Show. The life ot Swedish screen goddess Greta Garbo, often remembered for her
desire to be alone. The pro gramme features interviews with close friends and co-stars, and includes a glimpse of private let ters written by the actress. (T) (S)
11 50 An Hour with N'Sync. Highlights of the boy band’s Madison Square Garden concert, plus exclusive
12.50 Timecop. (R) (T) (S) 1.45 The Jerry Springer Show; (T) (S) ITV Hews Head lines. 2.25 Cybernet. (R) (T) 2.55 Global Challenge. (R) (S) 3.55 Judge Judy; ITV News Headlines. 4.15 ITV Niglitscieen.
interviews with the popsters. YORKSHIRE
12.00 Stepping the World 12.25 Calendar News; Weather 5.15 The Last Horsemen 5.45 Calendar News and Sport 6.00 Goals on Sunday 10.44 Local Weather 1.45 Anokha Andaaz 4.30 Jobfinder
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SKY SPORTS 1
6 00 Karate. 6.30 Spanish Football. 8.00 Saturday Fight Night. 10.30 Live European Golf. 1.30 The Race. 2.00 World Cricket Centre 5.00 World Sport Special. 5.30 Live Scottish Football. Dundee United v Rangers (Kick-off 6.05pm). 8.30 Goals on Sunday. 11.00 Rugby League. 12.00 Spanish Football. 2.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.30 Test Match Cricket: Lunch. 7.00 Live Test Match Cricket. Sri Lanka v England The final sessions of the Second Test. 12.00 Live First Division Football. Preston North End v Blackburn Rovers (Kick-off 12.00pm). 2.30 Futbol Mundial. 3.00 Live FA Cup Football. West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur (Kick-off 4-°°P™)- ®
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9.00 Soccer Extra. 12.00 Rugby Union Update. 2.00 Live Test Match Cricket. West Indies v South Africa. 4.00 Test Match Cricket: Cricket Lunch. 4.30 Live Test Match Cricket. West Indies v South Africa. 6.30 Live Spanish Football. A top game from Primera Liga. 9.00 World Cricket Centre. 12.00 Close.
EUROSPORT 7.30 Bobsleigh. 8.00 Live Skiing- 9-°° Li^® Superstara° 1 -00 Xena: Warner Princess.
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17 00 The Duchess of Duke Street. 8.00 Badqer. 9.00 FILM: Beautiful Girls. Comedy drama, starring Uma Thurman. 11.05 I, Claudius. 12.15 I, Claudius. 1.20 FILM: Beautiful Girls. Comedy drama, starring Uma Thurman. 3.15 I, Claudius. 410 I, Claudius. 5.05 The Duchess of Duke Street. 6.00 Badger. 7.00 Close.
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I The Real- Dating Show. 3.00 Family Confidential. 3.30 Entertainment Now! 4 00 FILM: Jane Eyre. Charlotte Bronte drama, starring Charlotte Gainsbourg. 6.20 Entertainment Now! 6.30 Judge Judy. 7.00 Star Treatment. 7.30 The Real Holiday Show. 8.00 Singled Out. 8.30 Ricki Lake. 9 20 Maury Povich. 10.10 Jerry Springer. 11.50 Sex Bites. 12.00 Screenshop.
GRANADA PLUS
6.00 The High Chaparral. 7.00 Plus on Plus 7.30 On the Buses. 8.00 Supersonic. 8.30 Mind Your Language. 9.00 Mission: Impossible. 10.00 Hawaii Five-O. 11.00 The High Chaparral. 12.00 Casebook of Sherlock Holmes. 1.00 Poirot. 2.00 Cribb. 3.00 Coronation Street. 5.30 Bullseye. 6.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 7.00 Tales of the Unexpected. 7.30 Tales of the
I Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club. 11.30 The Comedians. A succession of
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SCI-Fi
8 00 Farscape. Pilot finds a wormhole. 900 Space: Above and Beyond. McQueen volunteers for a crucial mission. 10.00 Psi Factor: Chronicles of the Paranormal. The team hunt the legendary El Chupacabras. II 00 Psi Factor: Chronicles of the Paranormal. The OSIR encounter a horde of evil trolls in the woods. 12.00 Close.
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12 00 The Sinking of the Lusitania. 12.30 Battle Cruiser Disaster at Jutland. 1.00 Big House: San Quentin. 2.00 Biography. Charles Manson. 3.00 Giants of the Century 4.00 Gardens of the Millennium. 4 30 Gardens of the Millennium. 5.00 SDorts 6.00 Match of the Century: Breitner. 6.30 Match of the Century: Ghiggia. 7.00 Arms in Action. 8.00 Close.
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6.00 CBBC. 7.00 The Weakest Link. 7 40 Bare Necessities. 8.40 Friends Like These 9.35 Human Remains. 10.05 EastEnders. 11.30 Bare Necessities. 12.30 Friends Like These. 1.25 Fear. 1.40 Real Lives. 1.55 Close.
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' 11 30 Popstars Extra. 12.00 Boxing First Special. 1.00 Soap Fever. 2.00 Freaky Stories. 2.05 Freaky Stories. 2.10 NBA Action. Basketball. 2.35 Close.
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BEST IN SHOW (Cert 12,90 mins)
This comedy follows canine lovers en route to the Mayflower Kennel Club Dog
Show. They include gay lovers
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dance class. Fergus (David Morrissey)
looks for his old flame Mo (Jane Horrocks). Frankie (Craig Ferguson) pursues posh bird Eleanor (Olivia Williams) in vain. Taxi driver Jimmy (Adrian Lester) ferries them around London, dishing out advice on love and rela tionships while hiding his own rinrk RPcret. Yet this doesn't
invest enough time in the characters to make us care about theni, and the cou plings fail to spark. Gently humorous rather than laugh- out-loud funny. Rating ★ ★ ★
CHOCOLAT (Cert 12,121 mins). A comic fable about temp tation and the liberating power
of the senses. Vianne Rocher (Juliette
Binoche) and her six-year-old daughter disrupt a small French village when they appear from nowhere and open a chocolaterie, crammed with intoxicating drinks and bonbons which re awaken the locals' long dor mant passions. Righteous local nobleman
the Comte de Reynard (Alfred Molina) launches a campaign to have the shop closed dividing loyalties in the com munity. The shop's fate rests on the shoulders of Vianne, Anouk and 70-year-old liber tine Armande (Dame Judi Dench), as well as a dashing riverboat traveller called Roux (Johnny Depp) who awakens Vianne's own secret desire
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Wheatus 7. Always Come Back To Your Love — Samantha
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STAR IN THE DUST (1956): Mild Western drama, in which Frontier sheriff John Agar agonises over whether to ensure a hired killer is treated fairly in the eyes of the law, or bow to local pressure and hang him. (CHANNEL 5, 12.45pm) THE WIND AND THE LION (1974): Sean Connery has played an Irish American cop, a Spanish nobleman, a Russ ian submarine commander in his time — all with a Scottish accent. Here he stars as a Moroccan sheik who kidnaps an American woman and her son, causing an international incident. (CHANNEL 4,
1.50pm) THE THREE MUSKETEERS
(1973): The most lavish adap tation of Dumas's swashbuck ler, which benefits from Richard Lester’s inventive direction and a sterling cast. Michael York stars as D'Artag- nan, with Richard Chamber- lain, Raquel Welch, Charlton Heston, Christopher Lee, Faye Dunaway, Spike Milligan and Oliver Reed in support.
(BBC1, 2.25pm) TOM AND HUCK (1995):
Brad Renfro is reasonable in an entertaining yarn based on Mark Twain's classic novel The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, charting Tom and Huckleberry Finn's involve ment in a murder case. (CHANNEL 5, 5.25pm)
1. Hannibal 2. Emperor's New
Groove 3. What Women Wiant 4. The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle 5. Dude, Where's My
Car? 6. Finding Forrester
7. Traffic 8. Dungeons and
Dragons 9. Cast Away 10. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
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