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H i — ■ MY FAVOURITE FILM by Michael Muldoon


What is your favourite film? The Blues Brothers


Why do you like it so much? It is funny, not just straightforward and John Belushi was very good.


When did you first see this film? Twenty years ago at Alan Lyons' house, he was a lad who worked for me as a joiner.


What is your favourite part of the


film? The police car chase because a lot of money must have gone into making that scene, but I enjoyed the whole film.


Who is your favourite actor/actress? John Wayne


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ME, MYSELF & IRENE (Cert 15,112 mins) Comedy. Jim Carrey, Renee Zellweger, Anthony Anderson, Mongo Brownlee, Jerod Mixon, Chris Cooper, Robert Forster. Bobby and Peter Farrelly's


controversial bad taste come­ dy suffers from a nasty case of split personality disorder. The film dresses itself up to be a hopeless romantic, but behaves like a filthy-minded schoolboy.


■ Charlie Baileygates (Jim Carrey) is a mild-mannered Rhode Island state trooper who suffers from split person­ ality disorder. If he fails to take his medication every four hours, his ultra-confident, aggressive and sadistic alter- ego Hank takes control.


ns Charlie's luck begins to


change when he meets Irene (Zellweger), the sole witness to a murder at the local golf club. He is asked to escort Irene to upstate New York to give evidence. Unfortunately, in his excitement, Charlie for­ gets to take his pills. Me, Myself & Irene is a


politically incorrect reworking, of Jekyll & Hyde which leaves no stone unturned in its quest


to offend. RENT IT IF... your definition


of a-moo-sement includes Jim Carrey wrestling an injured


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RULES OF ENGAGEMENT (Cert 15,'122 mins) Thriller. Tommy Lee Jones, Samuel L Jackson, Bruce Greenwood, Guy Pearce,


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Blair Underwood, Philip Baker Hall, Ben Kingsley, Anne Archer. Colonel Terry Childers


(Jackson), a decorated marine veteran with 30 years’ combat experience, is accused of ordering the slaughter of 80 civilians in the Yemen. Childers claims the victims were all armed but for­ eign authorities strenuously deny the allegations. Faced with a court martial


for violating the rules of engagement, Childers turns to • old buddy Colonel Hays Hodges (Jones) to represent


him. A film of two halves (the first


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decidedly better than the sec­ ond), Rules Of Engagement is a misfiring courtroom drama in the mould of A Few Good Men. The film attempts to give voice to an intelligent debate on the thin line separating necessary force and cold­ blooded murder. Unfortunate­ ly, Stephen Gaghan's screen­ play is too concerned with courthouse fireworks to give serious attention to the moral­ ity and ethics of war. RENT IT IF... you believe


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6.00 T4: Dawson’s Creek. 7.00 Nows. 7.30 Today at the Test. 0.00 Brookside. 8.30 Celebrity B\g Broth­ er. 9.30 Spaced. 10.00 Frasier.


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7.00 Planet Saturday: Noddy in Toyland. (R) (C) (S) 7.35 Pocket Dragon Adventures. (R) (C) (S) 7.45 Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 8.15 Taz- Mania. (R) (C) (S) 8.35 The Wild Thomberrys. (R) (C) (S) 9.00 Live and Kicking. (C) (S) 12.10 News; Weather. (C) 12.15 Grandstand. Introduced by Steve Rider. (S) 12.20 Football Focus. (S) 1.20 Racing from Chepstow. (S) 1.40 Athletics. (S) 1.55 Racing from Chep­ stow. (S) 2.10 Athletics. (S) 2.25 Racing from Chepstow. (S) 2.40 Around the Grounds. (S) 2.50 Rugby League. (S) 3.45 Half-Times. (S) 3.55 Rugby League. (S) 4.45 Final Score. (S) 5.40 News; Weather. (C) 5.55 Regional News and Sport. 6.00 Hi-De-Hi. Ted searches the length and breadth of the camp for a hidden emerald necklace.Classic comedy, starring Paul Shane. (R) (C)


uu SATURDAY, MARCH 10TH


6.50 Star for a Night. Jane McDonald hosts the talent show, which this week features Welsh wannabes hoping to impress resident judges Barbara Windsor and Nigel Martin Smith, along with guests singer Dane Bowers and A1 ’s Mark Read. (C) (S)


7.40 The National Lottery Jet Set. Eamonn Holmes introduces the quiz in which hopeful contestants battle it out for the holiday of a lifetime. (C) (S)


MY FAIR LADY: WOULDN'T IT BE LOV ER LY — OMNIBUS, BBC2, 7.05pm) Pygmalion is a Greek myth about a sculptor who fell madly in love with a carved naked woman he’d creat­ ed. Does the tale sound familiar? Well, not immedi­ ately perhaps, but this story was the inspiration for George Bernard Shaw’s stage play of the same name in which a Cockney flower girl called Eliza Doolittle is transformed by elocution expert Dr Henry Higgins into someone who can pass a s a lady in high


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5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 . News. 6.10 Rockabye Bubble. 6.30 Mac­ donald’s Farm. 6.45 Ni Ni's Treehouse 7 10 Diggit. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T) (S) 11.30 CD UK. (T) (S) 12.30 Best and Worst Sporting Moments II. 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.05 Granada News; Weather. (T) 1.10 On the Ball. (T) (S) 1.55 NBA 2001.


2.25 Cartoon Time. 2.40 Team


society. Later, the play became the famous musical My Fair Lady. Th is documen­ tary offers an insight into preparations for the forth­ coming production of the c e l­ ebrated musical, which will star Martine McCutcheon.


CHANNEL 4


8.15 Casualty. Holly finally discovers the identity of her stalker, while reception­ ist Amy’s love life takes a turn for the better. Medical drama set in Holby A&E, starring Sandra Huggett. (C) (S)


9.05 Parkinson. Comedy icon John Cleese gives the king of chat a rare interview, in which he discusses his celebrated career, from Monty Python to A Fish Called Wanda and current venture The Human Face. (C) (S)


6.00 Open University. 8.00 Weekend 24. (S) 9.00 Open University. 10.40 See Hear! On Saturday. (S) 11.25 The Sky at Night. (R) (C) (S) 11.45 The Phil Silvers Show. (R) (C) (bw) 12.10 Thunderbirds. (R) (C) (S) 1.00 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) 1.00 Blooming Lovely. 1.35 FILM: Too Many Crooks (1958). Crime caper, starring Terry-Thomas. (C) (bw) 3.00 FILM: That Riviera Touch (1966). Morecambe and Wise comedy. (C) 4.35 TOTP 2. (R) (C) 5.20 World Indoor Athletics. Cover­ age of the World Championships.


10.05 Comic Relief Big Brother. New series. Highlights of the stars’ first day in the famous house, discovering which one of the six celebrities has been nominated for eviction; (C) (S) National Lottery Update.


10.15 News; Weather. (C) 10.35 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker introduces highlights of today's FA Cup quarter-final tie at Highbury, as


. Arsenal take on Bolton Wanderers or Blackburn Rovers. Commentary by John Motson and Tony Gubba. (C)


11.35 It’s Only TV But I Like It. Game show, with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C)


12.05 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 12.05 Weatherview. 12.40 FILM: One of Her Own (1994). Drama. Lori Loughlin stars. (C) 2.10 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 2.45 News 24.


7.05 My Fair Lady: Wouldn’t It be Loverly — Omnibus. Behind the scenes of the production starring Martine McCutcheon. (C) (S)


8.05 Wild Britain. The world of the. otter is uncovered by film-maker Charlie Hamilton-James. (R) (C)


8.15 T h e Natural World. A family of Bengal tigers inhabiting the Band- havgarh National Park. (R) (C) (S)


9.05 I Love 1987. Richard E Grant introduces a retrospective on the year movie comedy Withnail and I became a cult classic. (C) (S)


10.35 FILM: Evil Dead II (1987). Horror . sequel, with Bruce Campbell. (C)


1.25 FILM: The Lottery (TVM 1996). Thriller, with Dan Cortese. (C) 2.55 Close. 3.00 Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


CHANNEL 5


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (S) 6.05 Wide- World. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 5 News at Breakfast. (S) 7.30 Milkshake! (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends. (R) (S) 8.00 Babar. (S) 8.30 The Powerpuff Girls. (R) (S) 9.00 Mega Babies. (S) 9.25 Pet Project. (S) 9.55 The Core: Xena: Warrior Princess. (R) (S) 10.50 Home and Away: Back to the Bay. (R) (T) (S) 11.00 Core News. (S) 11.05 Bever­ ly Hills, 90210. (T) (S) 12.00 FILM: Pretty Baby (1950). Comedy, starring Dennis Mor­ gan. (T) (bw) 1.45 5 News. (T) (S) 1.55 The


Core. 1.55 The Wonder Years. (R) 2.25 Edge- mont. (S) 2.55 USA High. (S) 3.25 The Pepsi Chart. (R) (T) (S) 3.55 Daria. (R) (T) (S) 4.25 Trex. (T) (S) 4.55 The Tribe. (T) (S) 5.55 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) 6.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. Modern-day edition in which the series is threatened with cancellation. (S)


6.50 Night Fever. With Ultra Nate. (S) 7.45 Charmed. Prue tries to trace the villain who hired a hit-man. (T) (S)


8.35 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S)


9.00 FILM: Escape to Nowhere (1996). A. Californian family emigrate to Ireland, where their dream of a new start turns into a nightmare. Spooky thriller, with Greg Evigan and Alexandra Paul. (T)


10.55 outTHERE. Film and video. (R) (S) 11.25 FILM: Naked Lies (1997). Action ■


thriller, starring Shannon Tweed as an undercover FBI agent. (S)


1.15 Sportsweek. 3.45 Russell Grant’s Post­ cards. 4.00 Jenny Jones. (S) 4.45 C-16. (R) 5.30 The Adventures of the Black Stallion. (R)


Everything for your perfect weekend SATELLITE AND CABLE TV


RISKY BUSINESS: Sky Cinema, 10pm. Tom Cruise has been in the news an awful lot lately thanks to his impending divorce from Nicole Kidman, his wife of 10 years. So far, relatively lew TV channels have attempted to cash in on this free publicity by broadcasting his films, but Sky Cinema have decided to go for


appalling Days of Thunder (the movie on which he met Kidman) at 8pm, followed by this far better film. Here, Cruise plays a normally strait-laced teenager who is left in charge of his parents home while they’re away on holiday. A budding entrepreneur, he sets up in


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business with a prostitute, using the family home as a brothel. Rebecca de Mornay (also pictured) is the love interest.____________


SKY PREMIER


6.25 The White Pony (U) (1999) 8.25 Home Alone II: Lost in New York (PG) (1992) 10.25 Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (U) (1989) 12.25 Madeline (U) (1998) 2.15 Air Bud (U) (1997) Family adventure, starring Kevin Zegers. 4.00 Home Alone II: Lost in New York (PG) (1992) Slapstick comedy, starring Macaulay Culkin. 6.00 Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (U) (1989) Disney comedy, starring Rick Moranis. 7.30 Preview Show The week ahead on Sky's movie channels. 8.00 Entrapment (12) (1999) Crime caper, starring Sean Connery. 10.00 Life (15) (1999) Comedy, starring Eddie Murphy. 11.45 48 Hours (18) (1982) 1.30 Life (15) (1999) 3.20 The Castle (15) (1998) 4.50 The Little Ghost (U) (1996)


SKY MOVIEMAX


6.00 A Song for the Season (U) (1999) 7.45 Tarzan and the Lost City (PG) (1998) 9.30 The Duke (U) (1999) 11.00 Danielle Steel’s Family Album Part One (PG) (1994) 12.30 Escape From Mars (PG) (1999) 2.05 A Song for the Season (U) (1999) 3.45 Tarzan and the Lost City (PG) (1998) 5.15 The Duke (U) (1999) 6.45 Escape From Mars (PG) (1999) Sci- fi drama, starring Christine Elise. 8.30 Road Rage (15) (1999) Action thriller, starring Yasmin Bleeth. 10.00 I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (18) (1998) Horror sequel, starring Jennifer Love Hewitt. 11.45 8MM (18) (1999) 1.50 National Lampoon’s Vacation (15) (1983) 3.30 National Lampoon’s European Vacation (15) (1985)


SKY CINEMA


6.00 Dark Command (U) (1940) 7.35 Desire Under the Elms (PG) (1958) 9.30 Meet Me at the Fair (U) (1952) 11.00 Hangman’s Knot (PG) (1952) 12.25 Desire Under the Elms (PG) (1958) 2.15 Dark Command (U) (1940) 3.50 Far from the Madding Crowd (PG) (1967) 6.30 Meet Me at the Fair (U) (1952) 8.00 Days of Thunder (15) (1990) Drama, starring Tom Cruise. 10.00 Risky Business (18) (1983) 11.40 Hardcore (18) (1979) 1.30 To Find a Man (18) (1972) 3.05 Hangman’s Knot (PG) (1952) 4.30 The Gracie Allen Murder Case (U) (1939)


SKY ONE


5.00 Our Tune. 5.05 The Oprah Winfrey Show! 5.55 Our Tune. 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Mummies Alive. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Pokemon. 8.30 Max Steel. 9.00 Kong. 9.30 The Simpsons. 10.00 Starship Troopers. 10.30 Godzilla. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 1.00 World Wrestling Federation: Livewire. 2.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 3.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Earth: Final Conflict. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 Futurama. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 King of the Hill. 9.00 Police Stop! 10.00 Police Videos. 11.00 Prickly Heat Global Epidemic. 12.00 Showbiz. 12.30 Naked in Westminster. 1.30 Water Rats. 2.30 Long Play.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Hold the Back Page. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 Soccer AM 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 6.00 FA Cup Football. 7.00 World Cricket Centre. 10.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 11.55 Classic Premiership. 12.00 Spanish Football. 2.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 3.55 Classic Premiership.


4.00 Saturday Fight Night. SKY SPORTS 2


6.30 Test Match Cricket: Lunch. 7.00 Live Test Match Cricket. Sri Lanka v England. Day four of the Third Test. 12.00 Australian Rugby League. 1.30 Live Rugby Union. Northampton Saints v Leicester Tigers (Kick-off 2.15pm). 4.30 The Race. 5.00 European Golf. 8.00 Live


, US Golf. The Honda Classic. 11.00 Rugby League. 12.30 Australian Rugby League. 2.00 Sky Sports Classics. 2.15 Rugby Union. 4.15 Live Test Match Cricket. Sri Lanka v England. Final day coverage.


SKY SPORTS 3


8.00 The Race. 8.30 Live World Wide Rugby. New South Wales Waratahs v Northern Bulls. 10.30 Live European Golf. The Qatar Masters. 1.30 Max Power. 2.30 World Cricket Centre. 5.30 Live Basketball. A top game. 7.30 Live Spanish Football. A top game from Primera Liga. 10.00 Live Saturday Fight Night. Bruce Scott v Garry Delaney. 12.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Snowboarding. 8.00 Live Skiing. 9.00 Live Skiing. 10.30 Live Skiing. 11.30 Live Skiing. 12.30 Live Cross-Country Skiing. 2.00 Live Bobsleigh. 3.00 Live Athletics. 4.00 Live Bobsleigh. The second-leg of the two-man event from Lake Placid, USA. 5.00 Live Athletics. 7.00 Superbikes. 8.00 Equestrianism. 9.00 Extreme Sports Special. 9.30 Rally Driving. 10.00 Euro- sport News. 10.15 Boxing. 11.45 Snow­ boarding. 12.15 Rally Driving. 12.45 Bob­ sleigh. 1.45 Eurosport News. 2.00 Close.


UK GOLD


5.05 Bergerac. 6.00 'Alio 'Alio! 6.30 Neighbours. 8.20 EastEnders. 11.15 FILM: Laura. Tangled murder mystery, starring Dana Andrews. 1.00 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 1.40 Are You Being Served? 2.15 ’Alio 'Alio! 2.50 The Bill. 5.15 FILM: Carry On Loving. Saucy comedy, starring Sid James. 7.00 Porridge. 7.40 Porridge.


l 8.20 Porridge. 9.00 The Detectives. 9.40 Dalziel and Pascoe. 11.35 Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased). 12.40 Harbour Lights. 1.45 Monty Python’s Flying Circus. 2.20 Dalziel and Pascoe. 4.05 Heartbeat.


UK DRAMA


7.00 The Duchess of Duke Street. 8.00 Great Expectations. 9.00 Births, Marriages and Deaths. 10.05 Births, Marriages and Deaths. 11.15 Our Mutual Friend. 12.20 The Onedin Line. 1.20 Births, Marriages and Deaths. 2.20 Births, Marriages and Deaths. 3.20 Our Mutual Friend. 4.15 The Onedin Line. 5.00 The Duchess of Duke Street. 6.00 Great Expectations. Drama. 7.00 Close.


LIVING


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 The Real Dating Show. 7.00 Professor Bubble. 7.25 Johnson and Friends. 7.35 Cailiou. 7.40 Tiny Tales. 7.45 Polka Dot Shorts. 7.55 Practical. Parenting. 8.00 Bug Alert. 8.25 Gumdrop. 8.30 My Zoo. 8.35 Tiny and Crew. 8.50 Practical Parenting. 9.00 Peak Practice. 10.00 Home and Away. 12.00 FILM: Chance of Snow. Heartwarming drama, starring JoBeth Williams. 2.00 Brighton Rocks. 2.30 The Real Dating Show. 3.00 Family Confidential. 3.30 Looking for Love. 4.00 FILM: The Way We


11.55 FILM: Near Dark (1987). Vampire horror, starring Adrian Pasdar. (C)


6.00 Sesame Street. (R) 7.00 Blue's Clues. (T) 7.30 FIS Freestyle Skiing. 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 Gazzetta. 11.00 Snowboard­ ing. 11.30 Vee-TV. 12.00 Dicing with Debt. (T) 12.30 T4: Dawson’s Creek. (R) (T) 1.30 T4: The Priory. (R) (T) 2.35 Racing from Sandown Park and Wolverhampton. Races at 2.40, 2.55, 3.30, 4.05, 4.25 and


4.40. Presented by Derek Thompson. 5.10 Cheltenham Festival Preview.


5.40 Brookside. Omnibus. (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News; Weather. (T) 7.30 Today at the Test. England v Sri Lanka. The penultimate day. (T)


'3 35 FILM: The Man with One Red ; Shoe (1985). An innocent musi-< cian is wrongly targeted for assas- f


Knight Rider. (T) (S)


1 sination by the CIA. Comedy,; thriller, starring Tom Hanks, Lori;


■ Singer and Dabney Coleman. (T) .-


5.20 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.30 News and Results; Weather. (T) 5.45 Catchphrase. Contestants try to deduce everyday figures of speech from visual clues. (T) (S)


6.15 Don’t Try This at Home! Ordinary people are dared to tackle feats they wouldn't normally dream of. Davina McCall hosts. (T) (S)


7.15 Blind Date. Cilia plays Cupid to more young things searching for fun, romance and a turn in the limelight. She also hears what happened when billing advisor Mike and secretary Emma blew into the windy city of Chicago, and whether technician Terry and clerk Lucy found love in Lille. (T) (S)


BBC1


7.15 Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 8.00 f Day. (R) (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast witll (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth f (S) 11.00 Three Up, Two Down. 11.30 Countrytile. (C) (S) 12.( Record. (C) (S) 1.00 EastEnders. (I FILM: The Three Musketeers (1S| hearted version of the classic n| brave swordsmen who foil a treachj Oliver Reed, Richard Chambil Michael York star. (C) 4.10 Kq Appearances. (R) (C) (S) 4.45 Song for Europe 2001. 5.25 News; Weather. (C) 5.45 Regional News; WeatherB 5.50 Songs of Praise. Presf Rhodes is joined by Counl Richard Whiteley in Camfcl


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9.45 Top Ten: Duets. Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan present an eclectic line-up of double-acts. (T)


11.25 Behind the Music: Tina Turner. Profile of the acclaimed singer. (T)


12.25 Spaced. (R) (T) 12.55 4Later: Pets. 1.10 Karaoke Fishtank. 1.40 Vids. 2.05 Late Toon — Lava-Lava! 2.10 Troma Classic Movie — Surf Nazis Must Die. 3.35 Metrosexuality. (R) 4.05 Metrosexu- ality. (R) 4.30 Get Up Stand Up! (R) 4.55 For Your Love. 5.20 Countdown. (Rj (T)


8.15 Popstars. Hear'Say's publicity machine shifts up a gear, as the band go their separate ways to promote new single Pure and Simple on a whistle-stop tour of the country's radio stations, includ­ ing Kiss FM, where they face a baptism of fire. Back home, the five take time out to revisit old haunts, but the pressures of stardom are beginning to take their toll on existing relationships. (T)


8.30 Ballykissangel. Avril’s hcl falls in love with a g| heartbroken when it go* jeopardising its chances r big race. Meanwhile, Vitl make a very difficult choif


9.20 One Foot in the Gl Meldrews return from a h i yet another disaster awail their home has been t l ground. Richard Wilson T grouchy retiree. (R) (C) (|


9.00 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the game show, challenging contestants to answer 15 consecutive questions in order to win the top prize — £1 million. But the higher they aim, the more they risk losing. (T) (S)


10.00 Poirot. The mustachioed sleuth returns to his home country of Bel­ gium for the first time since Worid War One, only to find a murder case needs solving. Agatha Christie mystery, starring David Suchet, Hugh Fraser, Anna Chan­ cellor and Philip Jackson. (R) (T)


11.00 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.14 Granada Weather. 11.15 FILM: 1\wo Mules for Sister Sara (1969). Drifter Clint Eastwood rescues nun Shirley MacLaine !


1.15 The Jerry Springer Show; (T) (S) ITV News Headlines. 2.35 Baywatch. (R) (T) (S) 3.20 Popped In, Crashed Out. (R) 3.45 World Football; (R) ITV News Headlines. 4.10 Box Office America. (R) (S) 4.35 Judge Judy. 4.55 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


1.05 Calendar 5.15 Calendar News 5.20 Goals Extra 11.14 Weather 4.55 Jobfinder


. . . W eekendPlus


Were. Romantic drama, starring Robert Redford. 6.20 Entertainment Now! 6.30 Judge Judy. 7.00 Star Treatment. 7.30 The Real Holiday Show. 8.00 Singled Out. 8.30 Ricki Lake. 9.20 Maury Povich. 10.10 The Jerry Springer Show. 11.50 Sex Bites. 12.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Emmerdale. 7.00 Plus on Plus. 7.30 On the Buses. 8.00 Supersonic. 8.30 Mind. Your Language. 9.00 Hart to Hart. 10.00 Cannon. 11.00 Jeeves . and Wooster. 12.00 The Saint. 1.00 The Saint. 2.00 The Saint. 3.00 The Saint. 4.00 The Saint. 5.00 The Saint. 6.00 September Song. 6.30 The Brian Conley Show. 7.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 8.00 Wycliffe. 9.00 London’s Burning. 10.00 Mrs Merton. 10.30 Canned Carrott. 11.00 Casebook of Sherlock Holmes. 12.00 The Stanley Baxter Picture Show. 12.30 Pushing Up Daisies. 1.00 The Brian Conley Show. 1.30 Bullseye. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI


8.00 FILM: Escape Velocity. Sci-fi adventure, starring Patrick Bergin. 10.00 FILM: Hellraiser: Bloodline. Grisly shocker, with Bruce Ramsay. 11.35 Perversions of Science. 12.00 Close.


HISTORY


12.00 The Lindbergh Baby Kidnap. 12.30 Roberts, Witney and Duddy. 1.00 The Lightning. 2.00 Biography: Scott of the Antarctic. 3.00 Spies: The Honey Trap. 3.30 Spies: Mata Hari — the Seductive Spy. 4.00 Station X. Part one. 5.00 Top Secret Mission of the CIA. 5.30 Top Secret Mission of the CIA. 6.00 Big House: San Quentin. 7.00 Biography: Charles Manson. 8.00 Close.


DIGITAL BBC CHOICE


6.00 CBBC on Choice. 7.00 TOTP 2. 7.45 Techno Games 2001. 8.30 45 Minutes. 9.00 Holby City. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.30 Lucky Bag. 11.00 Clarkson. 11.30 Chewin’ the Fat. 12.00 45 Minutes. 12.30 TOTP 2. 1.15 Elvis’s Rock Shrine. 1.30 Choice Worid Clubbing. 2.00 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale. 11.50 Chart Choice. 12.00 NBA 2001. 1.00 NBA 2001. 2.00 Football First. 5.30 The Grimleys. 6.00 An Audience with Ricky Martin. 7.00 Felicity. 7.50 Chart Choice. 8.00 The Truth about Sex Appeal. 9.00 FILM: Big Trouble in Little China. Tongue-in-cheek adventure, starring Kurt Russell. 10.50 The Late Show with David Letterman. 11.40 The Innocent. 1.05 Freaky Stories. 1.10 Words With. 1.30 Close. ■


S K Y PREF


6.20 A Dog’s Tale ( l l Treehouse Hostage (PI The King and I (U) (1 r Mighty (PG) (1998) 1] Hostage (PG) (1998) 2.a Mom Will Shoot (PG) | packed comedy, star! Stallone. 4.30 Barry tl Night News and reviews! and 1 (U) (1999) Musical the voice of Miranda F l The Mighty (PG) (1998)1 starring Sharon Stone. 9.1 Eyes (15) (1999) Romani Hugh Grant. 10.45 Riel Movie Talk Latest from! 11.15 A Civil Action (15l starring John Travolta. 1| (15) (1999) 2.50 Just P (1999) 4.45 A Dog’s Talt(


S K Y MOVIl


5.05 Danielle Steel’s Fal One (PG) (1994) 6.35 Life (PG) (1998) 8.15 (1990) 9.50 Bear With! 11.30 Danielle Steel’s l Part Two (PG) (1!| Unexpected Life (PG) f Patrol (PG) (1990) Cl Roger Rose. 4.15 Berl (2000) Drama, starring II 5.55 Promise the Mol Drama, starring Henri Maxview Previews. 8.01 Name (15) (TVM 19981 based Western, starring! Frank and Jesse (15) I Western. Rob Lowtl Purgatory (15) (1999J Shepard stars. 1.00 Tit (15) (1998) 3.05 True Ctf 4.55 Promise the Mooil


S K Y CINI


6.00 The Happy Time I Ain’t Misbehavin’ (U)l Lady is Willing (P(| Flaming Star (PG) ( l l Misbehavin’ (U) (195.1 (1979) 4.00 The Ladyl (1942) 5.30 Ron ,How| Favourite Son Profile c l Flaming Star (PG) (19f


(15) (1986) Aerial al starring Tom Cruise. 101 (1993) Thriller, starring Motorama (15) (1993) L (1986) 3.55 The Super!


SKY ~


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.J 7 30 Pokemon. 8.00 PI


■ Steel.. 9.00 Kong. 9.£| 10.00 Starship Troopel 11.00 World Wrestling I


12.00 World Wresl Superstars.-1.00 Xena|


- from rapists. Offbeat Western, also' starring Manolo Fabregas.Cn :


9.50 Comic Relief Big Brotl on the five remaining stl inhabitants of the housel second round of evictionl returning to everyday life|


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Panorama. Exclusivil Feltham Young Offendel talking to officers and inrl


10.55 FILM: Rain Man (19| Hoffman and Tom Cruisr Oscar-winning drama atj of self-discovery und<| brash car-dealer and hisf brother; (C) Weathervie |


1.05 BBC News 24.


6.00 Postcards. (S) 6.05 Widtl (S) 6.30 Havakazoo. (R) (S | comber Bay. (R) (S) 7.30 Milks! Tickle, Patch and Friends. (R) (.‘1 tures from the Book of Virus Enchanted Tales. (S) 9.35 LsT 10.00 Core News. (S) 10.05 d j (R) (S) 11.05 It’s Your Funeral. Movie Chart Show. (R) (S) 12.0l (T) (S) 12.35 5 News. (T) (S) 12l in the Dust (1956). Western . vl (T) 2.15 Exclusive. (S) 3.10 Fail


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