enough, Hilton Hargreaves suddenly remembered that Count Alucard had handed him a Transylvanian passport. All vampires came from Transylvania. Hargreaves knew that for a certain fact. With shaking hands, Hilton Hargreaves flicked through the pages of the Undesirable Visitors file. He turned to the page which contained, in alphabetical order, the names of all those frightening people which began with a ‘D’. He ran his forefinger down the list: DALEKS DEADLY POISONOUS SNAKES DOCTOR CRIPPEN (Deceased) DOCTOR FRANKENSTEIN DOCTOR FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER DRACULA (Count)… The Customs officer’s forefinger began to shake more than ever. What was worse, beside the name there was an added entry in pencil: ‘Not to be granted entry into the United Kingdom under any circumstances whatsoever. Signed J.P. Cazelot, Chief Customs Officer.’ ‘Oh, crumbs!’ murmured Hargreaves to himself. ‘Now I am in real hot water!’
Hargreaves is a gullible character. Do you agree? Why? 63