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This year I made my Christ- mas wreath out of Franklin Fir branches. I really like a wreath of Franklin.
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An elephant and a croco- dile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle. "What did you do that for?" asks the
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"Yep," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."
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