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During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

The Punitentiary laundry. I replied, 'Loads.'

An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence.

Smaller babies may be deliv- ered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane. My daughter asked me if I was having fun doing the

I heard Einstein got along well with his parents ... relatively speaking.

This year I made my Christ- mas wreath out of Franklin Fir branches. I really like a wreath of Franklin.

Washing dishes can be very draining.

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I spent five dollars for a weather app on my phone. I got two dollars and fif- teen cents back in 'climate change'. ~

The gymnast's feat of jump- ing on asymmetrical bars remains unparalleled! ~

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An elephant and a croco- dile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle. "What did you do that for?" asks the

crocodile. The elephant an- swers, "That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago." The crocodile says, "And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory."

"Yep," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

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We are sorry, we could not find his name (Paul?)...He did however mention that he wanted to surprise his wife Natasha with this picture! They both love the Upbeat Times as well as a few of the other local papers, The Bohemian & the Gazette. They mentioned they are good friends of the publishers! ~ Thanks guys! PAD.

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