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Halesworth & Southwold Community News November 2019 25


THE tagline on the poster read, "If you go down to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise" - and we were, or maybe we weren't, as some of those around me, who had experienced Team B Production's previous adult offering of Throbbin Hood, were fully aware of what was to follow and there was a distinct air of anticipation in the packed auditorium at Leiston Film Theatre in September. So, with the public announcements and warnings of the content to come, the lights were dimmed, the overture was played and the curtain was raised on two hours of utter naughtiness, courtesy of Wayne Burns and as he refers to them, his cast of mischief makers, as they presented a naughty new twist on the classic story in Rude Riding Hood.


Having not witnessed Throbbin Hood in 2017, which was also taken to the Spa Pavilion Theatre in Felixstowe to rave reviews in 2018, my visit to the adult Pantoland can only be likened to trying a new dish for the first time and being pleasantly surprised at


A riot of rudeness at Leiston Film Theatre!


momentarily fail and collapse in laughter with each other. Ironically,


these


how palatable the experience was. This was a conveyor belt of non-stop jokes and routines and not just of the verbal variety - as your eyes had to be everywhere to catch every sight and sound gag thrown in for good measure. People around me were literally crying with laughter, as the shenanigans on stage ranged from the silly and farcical, to the utterly outrageous. This review is somewhat restricted to report the exact events that unfolded, but if I were to say that the fairy's wand featured a certain phallic object on the end - that lit up, the Dame's skirt was a tad too short and poor Granny had a weak bladder, you may get an idea of my literary limitations! This would not be everyone's cup of tea, but by golly did those present enjoy themselves, joining in when invited to, with one good sport encouraged on stage to take part in the filming of an adult film, entitled Forest Hump! When I saw the show, a few


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amusement of the audience, who seemed


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Panto virgin was suitably won over by that was relentless in its delivery and provided an escape from the other Pantomime being acted out in Westminster! The remarks on social media speak for themselves and the audiences adored the efforts of all those involved.


Wayne Burns' Team B have certainly made an impression, although many of the familiar faces are not strangers to the stage and are not confined to these outrageous offerings. The talented group are now producing the annual family Pantomimes at Leiston Film Theatre, presenting Goldilocks and the Three Bears between January 16th and 19th 2020. Tickets are already in big demand, with some performances almost sold out and I, for one, will not want to miss out on what I am told is something quite special.


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