StaR ChartinG DizKlaimurz By Zak Zaikine of Sebastopol, CA. ~ ~ Charting editor: Allison Campbell

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s we complete the lower hemisphere of the zo- diac with the sixth house

of Virgo we are gathering our spiritual


nis and prepar- ing them to share with the upper realms of life and our neighbors who adore gifts. Maybe this year I’ll make dough- nuts instead of bread – the No Holes Bard.

This is, of

course, for us in the north harvest time and in my coun- try-book, it

is also the time

of harvesting thoughts, Ideas and creative ventures. These are the artistic offspring we sparked back in the spring of Aries. Remember? Achieving a yin yang completion (which is always in motion) Virgo is by nature the per-

fect manager for such bounty because she is ultimately a ho- listic healer. Often though, this is forgotten to getting bogged down in perfection -minutiae. So, go big and re-member the entire

patient/project/ event

etc. Here in lies your skill, not bossing around dust motes. The first sign of this upper hemisphere is Libra the gate- way to the balancing act for the next six months. So, for all of us Virgos and Virgo

passengers who are all trying exceedingly hard to achieve a balance in life, the cleanest of clean


lean on your brother-sign Libra to give a little break. A really great archetype teaching

for this

lesson is one of the most im- portant Amer- ican


of the twen- tieth century with whom I

share a birthday. When she reached her 76 birthday, she called her family together and said to her children, her grand children and great grandchil- dren- she said “I have taken care of you all and now its my time to take care of myself” – then she became the artist she always wanted to be and we all know her as grandma Moses. She spent the next 26 years creating her memorable works; And if there are any more Virgos out there doing the math, bless you, but she died in December beginning her 102 year, (every minute counts in life) She painted the details of

her life and events of her com- munity as directly as possible, leaving out telephone poles, lines and other

distractions. As she says ” I paint from the

top down. From the sky. Then the mountains. Then the hills. Then the

cattle. Then the people”

houses. Then the Its

like she is the witness. She re- ceives her inspiration from the heavens and then imbues all of details of her subjects with it’s healer love. Ahhhh. With this perfectly packed information, satchel-on-stick, we leave the

lower hemi-

sphere and enter Libra in the third week of this magical month. Our companion and Libran guide, another painter, Vincent Van Gogh. Here we get some insights upon ab- sorption and how we choose to handle the intensity of this cosmic love.

Those SUN FLOWERS OMG!! His was a relation- ship with everything bless his beautiful

soul. The expres-

sions of these experiences are treasures to us. For how many people ever get that close to the sun. How do we sift and sort with out going crazy? Luckily this sign and time of cycle has lots of gorgeous air and as always all of the time in the world. Happy birthday all.

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Weird Facts & Trivia - 6

Atlantic salmon can smell one drop of scent in an area the equivalent of ten Olympic size pools!

Salmon can be three

different colours over the course of their life. Juvenile sockeye salmon are light coloured and spotted, and during their adult years in the ocean, they are silvery blue. When it’s time to spawn, the adult bodies turn a brilliant red and their heads turn green.

The Romans believed that the month of September was looked after by the god of the fire and forge – Vulcan.

In September of 1972 the the Bob Newhart Show debuted on CBS.



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