UPBEAT’s Pre-FALL Guide SEPTEMBER 2019 The Night Life Te North Bay & Beyond! Photos By Geoff Wittmer

by Geoff Wittmer ~ Down at the Fox The-

ater in Oakland will be Tony Bennett with Special guest Antonia Bennett on 9/10 - Brian Wilson and The Zom- bies (interesting combina- tion) on 9/13. Oracle Arena has Iron Maiden on 9/10 and Kiss on 9/16.

Northbay, CA. ~ Most

months we start off in the North Bay, but since there is a brand new venue opening in S.F. we are going to start there. The Warriors new home, the Chase Center is opening with a bang starting off with Metallica and The San Francisco Symphony on 9/6 followed by Dave

Matthews on 9/10 and then Eric Clapton on 9/11, then Elton John on 9/13. Wow! What a way to open. If any- one has a ticket to Metallica or any of the shows please send me an email! The Mystic in Petaluma

has The Billy Holiday Proj- ect on 9/7 and KRCB Hank Williams Tribute on 9/21.

The Redwood Cafe in Cotati has Mark Karan and Friends on 9/5. The El Verano Inn in Sonoma has an awesome open mic night every Sun- day! Great musicians from all over the North bay show up!

The Uptown Theater in Napa - you can catch David Crosby and Friends on 9/6 - Boz Scaggs on 9/22 and Jim Messina on 9/29.

We will close it out with a sum of the bands that will be at Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival next month on the first weekend in October. Robert Plant, Emmy Lou Harris, Hot Tuna, Jackie Greene, Steve Earle and Tanya tucker and many more. Who is playing what day has not been listed yet and I promise to let you know in the next issue of the most positive paper on Earth.

JOKES & Humor #5

A man was coming out of a new barber shop which he decided to try out.

He met his friend and his friend asked him if the barber did a good job.

He replied ” the haircut looks fine but I didn’t like the four-letter words he used when cutting my hair.”

“What did he say?” his friend asked?

“Oops!” the man replied.

The Punitentiary: Publisher's Puns

The coffee around here is break fluid. ~

The author wasn't pleased to see a review of his book on cappuccino's. It said it was all froth and no sub- stance. ~

If a barista is not allowed to make espresso she will lose her tamper. ~

There is a haunted AC unit at my work. It's been giving everyone the chills! ~

See you next month!

Upbeat Times will be at the National Heirloom Exposition

September 10th-12th, 2019 Stop by their booth and say hello! Just come in the east Entrance of the Grace Pavillion and we'll be right to the Right!

The librarian didn't know what to do with the book about Tesla's love of elec- tricity, so he filed it under 'Current Affairs.'

interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people

interested in you.” Dale Carnegie

Pg 24 • SEPTEMBER 2019 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC. “True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.” ~ David Tyson

“You can make more friends in two months by becoming


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