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Calistoga Showcases Art, Music, Wine & Food April 4-7, 2019


Calistoga, CA. ~ Sarafornia: ENGAGE Calistoga wel- comes connoisseurs for a 4-day celebration of the arts. Truly a fusion of style, taste, authenticity and enter- tainment, Sarafornia: ENGAGE Calistoga is a celebration unlike any other in the Napa


Val-


ley. Known for its bo- hemian vibe and genuine charm, Cal- istoga is the perfect place to make exploring and experi- encing art approachable and fun. From April 4-7, connois- seurs of all tastes are invited to indulge their senses and EN-


GAGE their minds during this free, 4-day community event. This year’s program is sure to please all pallets as Sara-


gallery format with


SPRING GUIDE #2 Uptown Entertainment JOKES & Humor #3


April 6, 2019 wine,


food, live entertainment, and unique engagements. As an added convenience, guests are encouraged


to


hop on and off the


Street Car (aka Napa


Sarafornia Valley


Wine Trolley) which will be running all weekend.


En-


joy a new ex- perience each day


as you


shop, sip, sa- vor, and share.


For more in- formation


fornia: ENGAGE Calistoga presents the creative mind in all mediums.


Throughout town renown and upcoming artists will showcase their talents in a


and event details please visit


www.CelebrateNa-


paValley.org/sarafornia. Media Contact: Christy Gen- try: Phone (707)


326-5058 christy@insitemarketers.com


“If a cluttered desk is a sign of


a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a


sign?” Laurence J. Peter


Kenwood, CA. ~ Robert Ferguson Observatory ~ Sat- urday, April 6, 2019 ~ Solar Viewing 11am - 3pm. Listen to and safely observe of our favorite star – our Sun. FREE Public Star Party 8pm - Mid- night.


telescopes


Observatory’s 3 main plus additional


telescopes are open for view- ing. Ongoing presentations on astronomical topics are given in the classroom. Friendly and knowledgeable


docents are


available to answer your ques- tions. Admission to RFO Star Parties is $5.00 per adult (18 and older), under 18 FREE. State Park Admission is $8.00 per car. Sugarloaf


Ridge


State Park, 2605 Adobe Can- yon Road. ~ Kenwood, CA. Visit our Website @ rfo.org or follow us on Facebook


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Safely Observe Our Favorite Star


Listen To And


A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for. The barman replies, “If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar £100. Do you want to have a go?”


The man thinks about it for a minute before saying, “Nah, the steaks are too high!” ~


Two windmills are stand- ing in a field. One asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?”


The other one says, “I’m a big metal fan.


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