16 • November 2017 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC.


Holiday Guide #1 • 2017 ~ EVENTS, ENTERTAINMENT, FOOD AND More!


Trying To Keep People’s Spirits Upbeat In Santa Rosa, Ca!


JOKES & Humor # 6


Why didn’t the terminator upgrade to windows 10? I asked him and he said, “I still love Vista, baby!” ~


Police: Where do you live? Me: With my parents Police: Where do your parents live? Me: With me


Police: Where do you all live?


Me: Together


Police: Where is your house?


Me: Next to my neighbors house


Jessica, a local resident, sends this from The Vets Memorial Building in Santa Rosa while sheltering from the fi res.


Police: Where is your neighbors house? Me: If i tell you, you wont believe me. Police: Tell me


Me: Next to my house


202 West 7th St. Santa Rosa, CA 95401 707-545-7528


16 • November 2017 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC. “Everything is hard before it is easy” ~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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