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14 • November 2017 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC.


Holiday Guide #1 • 2017 ~ EVENTS, ENTERTAINMENT, FOOD AND More! November 4


Dancing with the Stars at the Raven


DancE


Healdsburg, CA. ~ The Raven Performing Arts Theater has a great new event coming up. Dancing with the Stars at the Raven! It’s a one-night-only event on Nov. 4 at 7:30, with a preview performance on Nov. 2 at 7:30. More info? Contact Langston Brand ~ langston@ sonic.net ~ (707) 293-4190 ~ Ref: Upbeat Times


JOKES & Humor # 5


History Teacher: “ Why was George


Washington standing in the bow of the boat as the army crossed the Delaware?” Student: “Because he knew if he sat down, he would have to row.”


The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 a.m. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 a.m. he went to sleep. He awakened to fi nd the offi cer of the day standing before him. Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment and looked upward and reverently said, A-a-a-men!


14 • November 2017 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC.


“Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast.” ~ William Shakespeare


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