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Albacore tuna (Thunnus alalunga) are found in both the Pacifi c and Atlantic oceans. There are two populations of albacore in the Pacifi c, one below and one above the equa- tor (although there is an unconfi rmed theory of two northern populations).


Albacore tunas range from 24-36 inches in length and weigh 20-40 pounds. They can probably live to 10 years, maturing around fi ve. Albacore are dark blue on top, with a lighter underbelly. They are found in temperate waters and live longer and grow more slowly than tropical tunas.


A record albacore that weighed 88 pounds was caught off the Canary Islands.


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