QF Focus Magazine


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PUZZLE PAGES Spot the difference -


See if you can spot all 12 differences, answers on page 30


Just For Laughs


A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me €500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof he owes you the money?" asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "OK, then write him a letter asking him for the €5,000 he owed you," said the lawyer. "But it's only €500," replied the man. "Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!"


Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad away.


Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.


Q: What do you do with epileptic lettuce? A: You make a seizure salad.


Q: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? A: Because he was outstanding in his field.


Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom.


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