Heed my wisdom or I’ll put a crack in your truss
man (or woman) there lies an equally unreasonable, irrational, agitated and assertive man (or woman).
Such beings have many epithets, but mainly with the word ‘angry’ in them, such as Angry Salmond, Angry Swinney or Slightly Irritable Rev Stu. This is the Hyde to every Jekyll, the McTernan to every Darling, the Steppenwolf to every
...er... wolf, the Fran to every Anna.
On this occasion we saw a glimpse of John Swinney’s inner strength, power and plain impatience with the shallow point scoring numpties on the opposition benches. The ironic thing is that the political opposition in Scotland are entirely one-dimensional, with the only seting being faux-outrage and unprincipled manoeuvring to gain any political advantage, whatever they were saying or doing the week before and in the face of all facts and reason.
Such disregard for the truth and indeed the electorate would be enough to send Mother Theresa over the edge. We can therefore only sit back and admire Swinney’s remarkable restraint in the face of such extreme provocation, whilst allowing ourselves a mini fist-pump as he lets rip.
Great, the Good and Scotland’s Confectioners
The other sign of how the EU Referendum will go is to open and consult the contents of Tunnock’s teacakes.
Tunnock’s has apparently dropped reference to Scotland from its marketing and is now presenting itself as a British product. Abandoning Scotland is a clear indication that we will not remain British for long. However, the warning signs for the EU Referendum will come when Tunnock’s starts to market itself as European rather than British.
This can only mean that England will definitely vote to leave the EU and so look forward to throwing off the feters of Europeanism.
It will then be able to exercise the unhindered benefits of wading through johnnies, pads and ‘caramel logs’ on English beaches, slave labour conditions for workers and human rights only available to those that can afford them.
Politichuckle
www.iscot.scot
February 2016
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