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UPBEAT TIMES, INC. • August 2016 • 9 Upbeat Times in Istanbul! JOKES & Humor # 3


There were three men on a hill with their watches.


The fi rst man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.


The second man threw his watch down the hill and it broke.


Hi Upbeat, we just got back from a fantastic holiday. Here’s a shot of Hank outside of the Ayasofi a in Sultanahmet Square, Istanbul.~


“T ough nobody can go back and make a new beginning... Anyone can


start over and make a new ending.” Chico Xavier


Free Summer Youth Chess Club!


The third man threw his watch down the hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it.


The other two men were puzzled and asked the third man how he did it. The third man said, “Easy. My watch is 5 minutes slow!”


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PUBLIC SPEAKING BOOT CAMPS


August 4, 12 & 19 ~ 2016 (8:30 AM – NOON, THURSDAYS)


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Santa Rosa, CA. ~ Sonoma Central Library Presents Summer Youth Chess Club. Through August 18th Thursdays, 10:15 am to 11:30 am +


Learn to Play Chess taught by Richard Colorado Sr. Free! For beginners Grades 3 to 12 Central Library Contact: Brian 211 E street. 707-545-0831 www.sonomalibrary.org Please be early to sign up and register. Boards and Chess pieces are supplied. Many thanks to the friends of the Santa Rosa Library


Topic areas include: • Confi dence on command • Brilliant introductions, toasts and stories • How to prep your presentation • Body language, voice and appearance • Staying positive with anyone, any time • Using your personal style and strengths


Maureen Merrill is a public speaker, facilitator,


communications coach,


entrepreneur, and past elected offi cial.


private coaching for individuals and small groups!


*Ask about Chris Parr-Feld-


man is a Toastmas- ter champion and popular speaker;


she appears in TV commercials and does voice work.


TO ENLIST NOW or learn more: Call (707)544-7286 text/cell: 707.484.0320


or email: maureen@maureenmerrill.com Boot Camp Site: 145 Wikiup Drive, Santa Rosa


“How is it possible to have a civil war?” ~ George Carlin


Giant Pumpkin Contest, Poultry Contest, Fiddle Contest and a Kid’s Hall all three days this year!


25,000 + organic food


enthusiasts gather for


Heirloom varieties of produce and livestock


4000 +


pure-food, garden and farm related vendors.


350+


Over 100+ speakers


Come and walk the aisles at the “World’s Pure Food Fair!”, an event for pure food enthusiasts, the national press, home growers across the country, farmers, school groups and the general public. The Expo is now dubbed the “World’s Fair” of the heirloom industry!


This is a “non-profi t” event, and any funds above cost will be donated to school gardens and food programs.


Free Live


Music!


TheHeirloomExpo.com Sonoma County Fairgrounds


1350 Bennett Valley Rd, Santa Rosa, CA 95404


Contact Lisa C ~ Petaluma Seed Bank 707-773-1336


Tickets available online and at the door! UPBEAT TIMES, INC. • August 2016 • 9


Admission for Adults: $15.00 – one day $30.00 – all 3 days Kids 17 and under FREE!


Gates are open 9 AM to 9 PM. (Vendor hall opens at 10 AM)


6th Annual National


Heirloom Exposition September 6th, 7th, and 8th, 2016


$150 per session or all 3 sessions: $400


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