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17th Annual Holiday Guide November 6 - November 15


Mushroom, Wine and Beer Festival


Fort Bragg, CA. ~ Join us November 6-15 for our an- nual Mushroom, Wine & Beer Festival, a celebration of the mushroom, our county’s favor- ite fungi. Every year in late October,


as the fi rst rains start to fall, mushrooms fl ourish in abun- dance in Mendocino County, which is home to over 3,000 types of mushrooms. It’s the perfect place to sample and


pick some of the 500 types of delicious edible mushrooms such as chanterelles, porcinis, morels, and hedgehogs, and even the extremely rare candy cap mushroom, a culinary treat with an intense maple syrup fl avor, which grows only along the northern coast of California (and makes for delicious ice cream!) Mendocino County, Fort Bragg, CA. www.visitmendocino.com


JOKES & Humor # 8 Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Offi cer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are fi ve old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him,


“Offi cer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?” “Ma’am,” the


offi cer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.” “Slower than the speed limit?” she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police offi cer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embar- rassed, the woman grinned and thanked the offi cer for pointing out her error. “But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.” the offi cer asks. “Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute offi cer. We just got off Route 119.”


To love the Super Bowl, you only have to think what Januarys were like before it came along. ~David N. Rosenthal


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