12 • November 2015 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC. Sebastopol,


Zumba Gold CA.


~ Zumba


Gold, taught by Sebastopol dance instructor TerriAnne Guttierez at Sirens Studio in Subud Hall. Chair Zumba will be held at the Senior Center on Tuesdays from 2 p.m. - 2:45 p.m. Register by calling 707- 829-2440. Classes are $8 for Wisdom Counts Members and $10 for Non-Members.


Origami Class Sebastopol, CA. ~ Origami classes at the Senior Center on Fridays from 11:00 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. by Santa Rosa origami expert April DuBois. Take this opportunity to learn, create, and share the art of pa- per folding. Experiment with different kinds of paper, learn new techniques and go home with something beautiful every week. Register by calling 707- 829-2440. Classes are $8 for Wisdom Counts Members and $10 for Non-Members.


17th Annual Holiday Guide November 7


Surround Sound Santa Rosa Symphony


November 28


32nd Annual Holiday Open House in Sonoma Valley


Cotati, CA. ~ ~ Bosnian-born pianist Pedja Muzijevic brings his extraordinary musicianship to two concertos, including Kurtág’s showpiece demon- strating the spatial dimension of sound. It places musicians in the upper and lower levels around the hall, maximizing the acoustics for a deeply moving and enlightening effect. Early reviewers called


the Brahms


First Symphony “Beethoven’s Tenth”! Weill Hall + Lawn at the Green Music Center. 8:00 pm - 10:00 pm. Phone: 866.955.6040 Website: http:// gmc.sonoma.edu


Kenwood, CA. ~ Toast the Holiday Season in Sonoma Val- ley! Avoid busy city streets, and relish in wine country holiday cheer! Heart of Sonoma Valley Association invites you to our 32nd Annual Holiday Open House! Join nineteen wineries for this annual celebration and enjoy wine tastings, meet wine- makers, mingle in our caves & cellars, stock up on your fa- vorite wines for the holidays, pick up holiday gifts for your friends & family and relish in wine country holiday cheer! Advance tickets are only $45 per person for a two-day pass. Tickets at the door are $50 per person. 11:00 am - 4:00 pm. Sonoma Valley. 9077 Sonoma Highway, Kenwood, CA. Phone: 707-431-1137


JOKES & Humor # 5


On vacation, a man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed... just then, a train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard


she’s thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. But just a few minutes later a train again shakes the room so violently, she’s pitched to the fl oor. Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the manager who says he’ll be right up. The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story is true. “Look... lie here on the bed -- you’ll be thrown right to the fl oor!” So he lies down next to the wife. Just then the husband walks in. He takes one look at the manager lying in bed with his wife and yells, “Hey! What are you doing in


here!?” The manager calmly replies, “Would you believe I’m waiting for a train?”


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225 West College Ave., Santa Rosa 12 • November 2015 • UPBEAT TIMES, INC. There is still no cure for the common birthday. ~John Glenn


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