LYRICS TO GO


“I thought love was only true in fairy tales, meant for someone else but not for me.”


“You're dangerous cause you’re honest, you're


dangerous cause you don't know what you want.”


“Lose your dreams and you will lose your mind. Ain't life


unkind?”


“But oh, to get involved in the exchange of human


emotions is ever so satisfying.”


“What could he do? Should have been a rock star.”


“Turn your wounds into wisdom, tell me of your pain,


I promise to listen.”


“Pack and get dressed, before your father hears us, before


all hell breaks loose.”


“You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain, too much


love drives a man insane.”


“And I wonder when I sing along with you, if everything


could ever feel this real forever.”


“And if I was your man then I would be true; the only lying I


would do is in the bed with you. “


Childhood is like being drunk; everyone remembers what you did, except you.


I asked my North Korean


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Venison's dear, isn't it?


Did you hear about the guy with five


penises? His trousers fit like a glove.


INSTAGRAM OF THE MONTH


JAEMY CHOONG Clever uses for movie postcards


A man walked into a bar...


I bought a dog from a


blacksmith. When I got him home he made a bolt for the door.


My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.


friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain.


I organized a threesome last night. There were a couple of no-shows, but I still had fun.


My computer beat me


in a game of chess


I beat it in a game of kick boxing


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