Outsmarted HA VE Y O U BEEN JOKES


Call Of Duty, certificate 18.


Join the army at 16, get a couple years practice


My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.


Across


CROSSWORD 2013 IN THE NEWS Down


2 UK left throaty after shouting "Nay!" to this meat (5)


4 Did north Manhattan shake for this producer's 2013 Youtube dance phenomenon? (5)


6 Te twitter campaign #angliasquarenotleicestersquare brought which Alan to Norwich in the city's biggest 2013 news? (9)


8 Which British team were king of the jungle, taking a chunk out of the wallabies? (5)


11 and 15 down. Old rockers gathered no moss on the Pyramid Stage this June (7)


13 Te second deadliest typhoon on record (6)


14 UK in a royal frenzy over arrival of which baby? (6)


16 Despicable Me: 2 proves we're a slave to animation still as we fall in love with these characters. (6)


17 It's more like Six Feet Underground for the sadly departed music idol (3,4)


18 Which Ed leaked a mountain of CIA information? (7)


6/December 2013/outlineonline.co.uk


1 Did this religious leader issue forbearance of his Paypal account, perhaps? (4)


3 Miley's 2013 craze dance move not working for her old good girl reputation? (8)


4 Marathon bombers had this city on Red alert this April (6)


5 Which Lucien's the looker in Bacon's record selling triptych? (5)


7 Our Version Of Events is the highest selling UK album this year, but released by whom? (5,5)


9 Defendant doesn't have a leg to stand on (9)


10 Awesome new word, added to the Collins English Dictionary this year. (10)


12 Which Robin confused the parameters in 2013's hit track that provoked a feminist backlash? (6)


15 See 11 across (6)


Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box. Such a pity it was a puppy.


I heard a rumor that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.


Hedgehogs.


Why can't they just share the hedge?


When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer she's "hot" and "sexy"…


When I do it apparently I'm "drunk" and "banned from B&Q".


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