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My girlfriend said she would like to have two children.


CROSSWORDBBC SITCOMS


"Great," I said, "You can have my sister's. She fucking hates them "


My fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation.


We now sell smoothies.


"I don't normally do this type of thing" I said on meeting my blind date.


"Me neither" she giggled.


"What? You're leaving too?"


Across


7 Armando, co-writer of some of the BBC's best-loved sitcoms (8)


9 Abbreviation of Jennifer Saunders' hit BBC sitcom (2,3)


10 First name of Mrs Brown's Boys Mrs (more of a Mr) in real life? (7)


13 Nazi-occupied France provided the setting for the cheeky BBC 80s hit (4,4)


14 Peter Capaldi's explosive, Alistair Campbell-inspired character in Te Tick of It (6)


16 Te eponymous Towers in Torquay was run by who? (6)


17 "Don't tell 'em your name, ____", says Dad's Army's Captain Mainwaring (4)


Down


1 Award-winning sitcom, written and starred in by Ms Hart, of the same name (7)


6/August 2013/outlineonline.co.uk


2 Te American version had Carell as Michael Scott, we had Gervais as David who? (5)


3 Tere was a hole in the idea of Hyacinth's surname being Bouquet (6)


4 Red Dwarf's last human on earth (6)


5 First name of Rowan Atkinson's Blackadder (6)


6 Alan Partridge's creator, & the man behind Paul Calf, et al (6)


8 Partridge's catchprase, shared by Abba? (3)


10 "Ooh ______", says Michael Crawford's Frank Spencer.


11 White, Manilow, or simply M? Gavin & Stacey's welsh home (5)


12 Was former Norwich and Everton manager part of Caroline Aherne's fabricated family? (5)


15 Last of the Summer Wine has its star nestled in the compost (5)


train ticket online for over an hour now and I'm getting pissed off.


It keeps asking me, 'Where do you want to go?'


So I click on the icon that says 'Home' and then it makes me start again.


I've been trying to buy a


Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina.


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