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The Amateur Parker Consult This! By Melissa Bean Sterzick


As a professional in the publishing business I experienced the good, the bad and the criminal of consulting. There


was the gung-ho guy who suggested we make all the changes I’d already been requesting for two years. Somehow his opinion had the impact mine could not and the desperately-needed edi- torial and design updates were made (good, but annoying). There was the consultant before him who saw the need for


change but wanted to focus her time and our money on a huge reader survey we didn’t have the staff power to conduct. So nothing happened (bad). And there was the “database” consult- ant who took several hundred thousand dollars from the non profit I worked for and never delivered a database (criminal). I’m a consultant myself. Every month I receive a digital


proof of ParkingToday and I read every word looking for mis- takes. I check the text, the head- lines, the ads, the folios (those little things at the bottom with the page number and title of the magazine), as well as the jumps, ad index and calendar and so on. One thing I do that seems really important to me is check the table of contents to make sure when you turn to page 32 you really find that article titled “Emergency Preventing LED Lights that Watch Over Parking Lots Like the Eye of Sauron to Catch Criminals and Call the Police Automatically.” If that article which sounds so riveting in the table of contents isn’t on the page you expect to find it, what are the chances you are going to keep looking for that article? You’re more likely to be confused, and then annoyed, and then give up and toss the whole thing in the garbage. I clearly don’t want that to happen, and neither does this magazine’s publisher or its advertisers. So I fully support the idea of choosing intelligent, experi-


and find the ticket printer is out of tickets this is what I am going to do: call the number on your sign and find out your operating hours are 8 am to 5 pm Monday through Friday; put my money back in my purse; leave a note on my dash saying your machine is broken so please don’t tow me; go out to dinner and spend that extra $10 on dessert. So don’t do that, you’re going to lose a lot of money.


2. Don’t tear down a 100-year old tree to build a parking lot.


People get so angry. 3. Please find someone who speaks English – or whatever


Please find someone who speaks English – or whatever language(s) is most predominately spoken in your area – to write your signs.


language(s) is most predominately spoken in your area – to write your signs. Get a second person to check for spelling, accuracy and grammar. Have the sign typed up and printed nicely on thick paper and hang it straight. Your operation looks like a screw up when your signs are mis- spelled, written in Magic Mark- er, and posted with duct tape.


4. Smiles are free and in


unlimited supply. If that sounds syrupy, it is, I gagged a little when I wrote it. But it’s true, good customer service begins and ends with a smile and some-


times nothing in between. Hire responsible people and tell them to smile at everybody they see.


5. I can’t tell you anything about the construction or design


of a parking structure, you need a consultant for that or you’re going to end up with one of those dark and depressing mazes we all avoid.


6. It’s the same for all your electrical, software, hardware,


accounting, line painting, legislative, funding, and technology needs – I know nothing, but I wish you the best of luck.


enced, useful and affordable consultants. If your budget is limit- ed, consider, your most affordable consultants could be your own customers. I can’t say how intelligent they are or how use- ful their suggestions might actually be, but you can’t beat the price. There’s a technique, not highly respected in the field of sta- tistics, but frequently used by just about every marketing group, called “convenience sampling.” If you survey the people already parking in your garage you might not create Nobel-prize win- ning findings, but you will have data from a convenient source and ready-made focus group of people with experience in the area you wish to study. Just a thought. Now, for a moment, I will offer some free consulting to the


parking industry, from a member of the public. 1. If it’s Saturday night and I’m in downtown San Diego with my girlfriends and we pull into your Pay and Display lot


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Melissa Bean Sterzick is an Amateur Parker and PT’s proofreader. She can be reached at Melissa@parkingtoday.com.


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