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Saw someone try and park for about 10 minutes the other day. I didn’t see the person so I won’t assume what gender she was.


When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with Te Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.


Teenagers today drink twice as much as they did ten years ago. To be fair, though, they were only aged between 3 and 9 ten years ago.


I went to see a house this week with period features. My wife hates when I call her that.


Across


1 Was modern Shakespeare reinterpretation She's the Man a box office success on opening Night, or which Night? (7)


2 Heathcliff! It's me, oh Cathy… But what was Catherine's surname in the book and multiple film adaptations? (8)


3 Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (5,6)


6 Apparently, Nothing Lasts Forever - but that doesn't seem to be the case for this now-5 installment action cop thriller (3,4)


9 Te Millennium Trilogy made into 'Te Girl with…' films was a series by Stieg who?(7)


11 Author that spawned the celebrated James Bond franchise films (7)


12 Which Mrs Jones gets pushed to the edge of reason in the diary of her life? (7)


14 Pillegi's 'Wiseguy' provided the basis for Scorsese's 1990 classic (10)


15 Te published 'Ark' becomes whose cinematic 'List' in the 1993 Spielberg adaptation?(9)


6/ June 2013/ outlineonline.co.uk


16 Heart of Darkness' film adaptation into 'Apocalypse Now' saw who in the starring role? (6)


Down


1 Did Meyer's four-part series document the time between daylight and darkness? (8)


4 Are you Clueless as to which Jane Austen novel provided the plot for the 90s teen flick starring Alicia Silverstone?


5 Never before has a boy wanted more (6)


7 Nabokov's novel was a Kubrick adaptation success in 1962(6)


8 Sapphire's 'Push' gets made into the Oscar-nominated 2009 film(8)


9 Does this film's filling follow existence on the earth's crust?(4,2,2)


10 Is George Bernard Shaw's Greek mythical beast really a fair lady? (9)


13 Fitzgerald's flamboyant character makes his way to the Silver Screen (6)


I wanted my girlfriend to suck my toes, but she just wanted to kiss my lips. After much negotiation I persuaded her to meet me half way.


Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.


I passed a sign while driving along today, which said 'No u- turn'. So I did an n-turn instead, which actually worked out better for me.


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