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Chlamydia and delight! I’ve heard you’ve been really hookin’ for leading lady roles for TV and film productions. What’s the truth to all these rumors gurl? Lady V: It’s true! I’ve got a couple of new projects coming up. The first one


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that I’m working with is a film called Anthony’s Density, which is about um… I have no clue girl. All I know is that I was nude the entire time and you can see my Georgia peaches and egg roll. It will be featured at the Cannes Festival—you’ll also be able to watch it online, I will let you all know! I also recently received word that I’ll be appearing on a new series on the O


Network! more details to come on that later. Finally, I did an interview in the bathroom of all places, with Vocal Virgo. He’s hot and funny! Even I was sur- prised… he sits on the toilet while interviewing with his undies down the entire time, even with someone as classy as me. Just YouTube Vocal Virgo and you’ll see all his delightful videos. Jizzona: Sounds about as moving as a douche at a bathhouse. Hope he had enough toilet paper to clean up all the poo that pours from your gaping mouth haha. Lady V: Moving on… I wrapped up my February with a fabulous birthday


ADVENTURES JIZZONA & LADY VAJAYJAY’S My dearest poodles, I hope this finds you festering in new love and sweet


anticipation of Spring. Valentine’s Day hasn’t yet produced any new love in my life, but it sure did bring me a lot of well, let’s just say, “options!” For the past two months, I’ve been working it in Houston, TX. I consider this a step up from Atlanta, but it still doesn’t beat home in SoCal. As with any new city, the adven- tures for new men are always exciting! Houston has proven to be no different. Let me just tell you, boys are all the same no matter what city you’re in. The


players, the haters and whole lot of daters exist in every city and this Valentine’s Day, I had a few options. But I decided to spend the evening just hanging out with friends enjoying some wine, good food and a whole lot of laughs, mostly at my expense. February also marked Mardi Gras! Despite the warrant that’s out for my ar-


rest, I packed a disguise, and smuggled my way back to New Orleans. From the parades featuring hot, half-naked boys, to the 24 hours of nonstop drinking, my feet didn’t stop moving the entire time. I thank the good Lord everyday for the snail trail he’s given me. No tellin’ how I would ever make it home from events like these without it! Just like last month, the indomitable Lady VaJayJay is joining us again to


catch us up with all the happenings that I missed out on this month in O.C./L.A. Jizzona: Sister! How are your lady parts doing this fine month of March? Lady V: Lady, I’ve been busier than a whore on $2 Tuesdays! From perform-


ing, raising money, to launching my new lady line, I’ve had quite the schedule. Many of you who stay within the protected walls of the city may not know


of a little town called Victorville, but I’ve recently joined the cast performing at Ricky’s in a monthly Drag King Show hosted by Uncle P. Dawg with Tazz & DC. Jizzona: Victorville!? Is it safe for our kind out there? Sounds scary! Lady V: It’s a blast! It’s a great venue, excellent specials and the show is, well,


just dazzling. I highly recommend a road trip to check it out! I will be hosting a very special Gay Pride show at Ricky’s on Saturday, March


3, so pack up the kids and come on out you desert folks and let’s get this party started! Refreshments will be served in my car after the show! Jizzona: Just look for the rotating red light, you’ll know you’re not far from


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party for Daniel Dicsios at Sur Lounge, owned by the fabulous Lisa Vander- pump. Even though I didn’t get a chance to meet her, I did managed to get on camera with TMZ and Pop Candy again along with Daniel and friends. Jizzona: That’s what I love about a ho like you, always up for a cheap opportu-


nity to get ourselves on camera. WURK! I know there were some things you were wanting to get off your chest this


month, but we’re running out of page to vent! As I always say, “Ain’t no drama like drag queen drama,” and gurl, you know drama. Lady V: This is true sister, we’ve seen our share. What we can do is point our


readers over to our blogs at ladyvajajay.com and jizzona.com where we can continue the dialogue. If you love the Made-for-Lifetime-TV kind of drama, you’ll want to read about what’s been going on! Jizzona: Scandalous! Well, March is here and it’s time to start thinking beach


weather my friends! Fitness guru and friend Rusty Jufiar of San Diego has launched a new campaign to get our thighs high and bellies fly. They’re posting some really great stuff to get you fit. Visit on.fb.me/fitme. March Madness will be in full swing for my return to the O.C. in the middle of


the month. The Lady and I are prepping for some new gigs and will keep you advised via Facebook and Twitter! If you aren’t following us, by all means, get on it! Also, be sure to mark your calendar for April 21 for A Block Party on Wisteria


Lane! Benefiting the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, this is also a farewell party to the ladies of Wisteria Lane and should not be missed! For more information and to purchase tickets, visit wisterialaneblockparty.com. Where can we find your clickin’ for dollars this month Lady? Lady V: I recently performed in Lancaster at The Backdoor—and no not my


back door—theirs, along with Queens of Queens hosted by Lola Honey, Milian, Mercedez and Audrina, you can catch the show every other Saturday. I have a new weekly show at Club Tempo call Hidden Treasures, in Hollywood


on Sundays at 6 p.m. Jizzy, I know you like them Latino mens! Wetter wishes and even wetter dreams! You can always catch me with Karen Cobb at Velvet Lounge in Santa Ana


every Tuesday for karaoke! Jizzona: Well my friends, the only thing worse than being talked about is not


being talked about. Keep that in mind this month as you continue to strive for greatness!


KISSES: Jizzona Straynger & Lady VaJayJay Jizzona.com / LadyVaJayJay.com


photography by Sue Cassidy


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