INDULGENCES outrageous by jizzona straynger
by Belvedere (RED) Vodka and the Abbey was adorned with Christmas trimmings from floor to ceiling, with a snow machine to top it off! There were sexy Christmas models in their skivvies, with special appearances from the likes of Lance Bass, Lisa Foxx, and Erin Murphy. Be sure to look for this event next September, you don’t want to miss it! I wrapped up my month with a quick trip to Texas; my first stop was down near the
coast in Houston where I met up with the girls of FBAR Houston’s DragLive. Making a name for, “Boutique Clubbing,” this posh joint was kicking. After a few cocktails with the ladies, we headed over to Meteor—not as upscale as FBAR is, but Meteor featured some interesting entertainment. Set in the middle of the bar is a stage featuring sexy dancers working in a full-stage shower. Let me just say, besides the humidity, Houston had it going on! My next stop was Dallas and for those of you who don’t know, I spent four years living
there back in the day—pre-period panties. What I love about Dallas is all the sass. For those of you who never have experienced gay Dallas, you’re in for a real shock come this October when LogoTV premiers A-List: Dallas. What excites me about this new show, aside from the fact that I am a total reality TV junkie, is my own personal connection to one of the cast members, James Doyle. James and I grew up in Lawton, OK together and we had our share of fun and excitement there—simply put, James and I got into trouble many times. I can’t wait to see all his shenanigans, broadcast on TV for the world to see. If he keeps to his true self, you won’t be disappointed! October marks the beginning of fall and holiday parties and there are some really
cool events going on that you need to know about! First up isAIDS Walk Los Angeles on Sunday, October 16. As of today online, $1,231,121 has already been raised for this event! The walk begins at the Pacific Design Center with more than 25,000 people walking 6.2 miles. This fundraiser not only just a walk in the park, it comes packed with entertainment! This year, the headliners include Drew Carey, Dot Marie Jones of Glee, Cloris Leachman, and many more! Dust off those walkin’ shoes and get out there and start raising some money! Of course, October wouldn’t be complete without guys in disguise and a few good
ADVENTURES JIZZONA STRAYNGER’S Poodles! Summer is officially over and now it’s time to move into my favorite part of
the year. Before we get into all the action happening this fall, let’s recap some of the fun events we experienced in September. One of my favorite events in September was the LGB2NETWORK’S Play@ Maya
Pool Party. Let me tell you, there were enough beefcakes to feed a small village in Africa. The boys were hot, the jams were rockin’ and the nice touch of hookah added to relaxation and recreation. Set in a beautiful setting in Long Beach with views of the harbor, I am one queen hoping the Play@ Maya Pool Party Series returns next summer! OnSeptember 14, The Abbey presented the 6th AnnualChristmas in September
Benefit, for Children’s Hospital Los Angeles. If you’ve never been to this event, let me just tell you about what you’ve missed. This year the Abbey’s founder, David Cooley andThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s, Adrienne Maloof hosted the event which helps collect toys for Children’s Hospital Los Angeles. One of the reasons for Christmas in September, is that the inventory of toys for the children falls very low during the sum- mer months. Christmas in September ensures that the children at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles have the joy and distraction of receiving a special gift at a time when traditionally, toy donations are slow. This year, the event featured food and cocktails
Halloween parties. This year, I’ll be goblin’ it out New Orleans style for HNO28 from Thursday, October 27 through Sunday, 30. Benefiting the Lazarus Foundation, HNO28 is one of the largest Halloween events in the country. The Lazarus Foundation is a home in New Orleans for men and women with AIDS and they provide healthcare and support services for their residents. For those of you wanting to stay local, my favorite Halloween event in SoCal is the
annualWest Hollywood Halloween Costume Carnival. Boasted as the largest Hal- loween street party in the world, WeHo’s Halloween Costume Carnival hosts more than 500,000 ghosts and ghouls each year. Santa Monica Boulevard transforms into a crazy Halloween costume contest and participants can expect fantastic live entertainment, food, children’s activities and even a good ol’ fashioned pumpkin-carving contest. Admission is free and the event runs from 6p.m. to 11p.m. onMonday, October 31. If you do make it out in your costume, send me a picture! All that Halloween talk reminds me of a story. I’ll leave you with this. On the night of a
Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked except for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his manhood. His wife gave him a weird look and then the husband replied, “If you’re going as a sour-puss, I’m going as a dictator.”
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