Harold & Ethel. Ethel: A young man tried to mug me this morning at the back of the Coop. Harold: What did you say?


Ethel: I told him I didn’t have any money. Harold: What happened ? Ethel: He frisked me absolutely all over, it was the most thorough frisking I’ve ever had. Harold: Did he find any money ? Ethel: No. But I told him if he wanted to frisk me again I could write him a cheque.


Voluntary work ? I wouldn’t do that if you paid me !


Sir Lancelot had fought a long and bitter battle and didn’t want to quit when his horse was killed. Despite the thunder, the lightening and the pouring rain he managed to stagger to a nearby farmhouse, where he asked the farmer to lend him a horse so that he could return to battle. “I’m afraid I don’t have a horse.” Said the farmer, “ But I do have a large St Bernard dog you could use.” Sir Lancelot took one look at the huge shaggy dog and then looked at the dark and stormy sky.


“Surely,” he said, “You wouldn’t send a knight out on a dog like this.”


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