What do these men have in common ?


Answer on page 24. Bobby Moore. Pele Osvaldo Ardiles Russell Osman Mike Summerbee John Wark Michael Caine Sylvester Stallone


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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?


I’m for a stronger death penalty. George Bush. If you can’t say anything nice ! Of Politicians.


A politician will always be there when he needs you. Ian Walsh. A politician will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.


Greater Love hath no man than this, that he laid down his friends for his life. Jeremy Thorpe of Harold Macmillan.


Clement Attlee is a modest little man with much to be modest about. Winston Churchill.


I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice trained to speak to me as though my dog had just died. Keith Waterhouse of Margaret Thatcher.


If Gladstone fell into the Thames, that would be a misfortune, and if someone pulled him out, that, I suppose, would be a calamity. Benjamin Disraeli.


Engineers.


Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers have a different way of thinking. They believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?" What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets. To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


My mum’s just had plastic surgery.


My dad’s cut up all her credit cards.


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My mum’s just had


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