Harold & Ethel. Ethel: That new neighbour at number 22 was out mowing his back lawn again this morning, absolutely stark naked. Harold:


But you can’t see into his back garden because of that huge fence. Ethel:


You can if you stand on the bedside chest and hold on to the top of the wardrobe.


Follow your dreams. Except the one where you are naked in church.


Have you ever had one of those days that was a total waste of make-up ?


If you every think that life is going much too fast, try ringing BT.


Born In July - That makes her a Leo. Mystic Meg (born Margaret Anne Lake on 27 July 1942 in Accrington, ) is a British astrologer and alleged psychic who has regular astrology columns in the News of the World and The Sun. She came to greater public notoriety when she hosted what became a regular item on the first broadcast of the National draw in 1994.


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