Best joke of the year. ( Well it is only January)
A senior couple were arguing about the wife’s habit of
leaving the car keys in the ignition. “ But if I take them out of the ignition I forget where I left them.” Said the wife. “That’s all very well.” Said the husband.
“ But what if somebody steals the car ?” “That’s alright.” Said the wife.
“ I keep a spare set of keys in the glove box.” Worst joke of the year. Which Year ? … Every Year ! A debonair man in his late eighties visited a classy
cocktail lounge where his gaze immediately fell on a very attractive woman some twenty years his junior.
Trying to remember his best pick up line he asked her, “ Do I come here often ?”
Harold & Ethel.
Harold: Do you know Ethel, that it’s really quite amazing how a couple of our age can make love almost every night?
Ethel: Yes dear. Almost on Monday night. Almost on Tuesday night. Almost on Wednesday night. Almost on Thursday night.
The Mother in law has been coming round to our house for seven years running. But this year we did something different. This year we let her in.
A politician is someone who will lay down your life for his country.
Food for thought ? Wow! Here is something we want to try and decide for
ourselves. WHAT ARE WE DOING TO OURSELVES "FOR CONVENIENCE?"
We all take the microwave for granted but we were Emailed this article and we offer it for your consideration. Microwaved Water - What It Does To Plants Below is a science fair project. In it a lady took filtered water and divided it into two parts. The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave. Then after cooling she used the water to water two identical plants to see if there would be any difference in the growth between the two. She was thinking that the structure or energy of the water may be compromised by microwave. As it turned out, she was amazed at the difference, and how the microwaved water inhibited the growth of the plant. It has been known for years that the problem with microwaved anything is not the radiation people used to worry about, It's how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it. So the body wraps it in fat cells to protect itself from the dead food or it eliminates it fast. Think of all the Mothers heating up milk in these "Safe" appliances. What about the nurse in Canada that warmed up blood for a transfusion patient and accidentally killed them when the blood went in dead. We are not scientists and we don’t know how much truth there is in the article, but we’ll give it a try and let you know our results. If anybody else tries the experiment please let us know how you get on.
Have you ever noticed that wrong numbers are never engaged. My Hamster died yesterday. Fell asleep at the wheel.
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