SNOWETRY IN MOTION


Little crystal dots appear, And fall upon the ground,


Very soon a blizzard starts, And drifts them all around.


Don’t go out you are advised, Unless you really must,


But work is waiting, so you go, And get there – only just!


Cars are sliding, lorries jack-knife, Chaos then ensues,


Where are the gritters? people shout,


They can’t get there for the queues.


Transport cancelled, airports closed,


Things grind to a halt, 1. The Likely Lads For a few days life’s disorded,


And it’s all the damn snow’s fault. Angie Greenwood


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Sadly lost in 2010, but not forgotten. We pay tribute to these acting stars with a little picture quiz to find the films and TV programs from which we remember them best.


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On Bagpipes. If there is music in hell, it will be bagpipes. How do you know when bagpipes need tuning ? I find that distance lends enchantment to bagpipes. The definition of a gentleman: one who can play the bagpipes but doesn’t. There was an ad in the Glasgow Herald that went: Bagpipes for sale, used once, owing to bereavement.


The Scots are a race of people who can actually get suntanned watching a fireworks display.


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Complete the grid to


reveal the


missing film.


9. 5.


10 7. 2.


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1. 8.


3. 6. Name.


1. Pernell Roberts. 2. Tom Bosley. 3. John Forsyth.


4. Rue McClanahan.


Clue to Film or TV Show Hi Pa, where’s Hoss. Hi Howard. Hi Blake.


5. Gary Coleman. What choo talkin bout Willis? 6. Dennis Hopper.


Hi Blanche. -


7. James MacArthur. Book em Danno 8. Harold Gould. 9. Leslie Nielsen.


I said “Place” it on the Horse! Don’t call me Shirley.


10. Zelda Rubenstein. Mmmm That’s spooky. 23. 10.


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