RESOURCES horoscopesby vera divine
SAGITTARIUS
November 23 – December 22 Stand at attention, Sergeant Sagittarius! I have a mission for you and I expect you to deliver! 2011 could be your big opportunity to pursue your ultimate dream of happiness—if you start the year off with a bold, but well-strategized bang! For that special person who means the world to you, give a gift that shows both your knowledge of his/her likes and dislikes. And no, money isn’t personal. Pull him/her aside, maintain good eye-contact and present your offering with a smile. It should be both a charming memento and a gesture of your feelings. But make sure to deliver it before the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve! You’ve got all month to become the perfect Santa Claus. So, make it good.
CAPRICORN December 23 – January 20 Tired of being alone, capricious Capricorn? Well, you’ll get no sympathy from me! For starters, you’re not alone! There are plenty of people with whom you could be spending quality cuddle time in these magical weeks of celebration. Instead of moping about in your own personal game of solitaire, try a group activity, like the classic group-friendly Teetotum! All you need is a dreidel, a heady Kosher wine and good company!
AQUARIUS January 21 – February 19 Even in this nippy weather, your heart remains just as
warm as always—even if you’re not in the habit of show- ing it. But worry not, I won’t tell anyone you’re a big softie. I won’t have to! Your actions of unequivocal generosity will reveal your true nature in good time. Frosty the snowman may have been loved by many, but his tendency to melt into a puddle prohibited many of the physical affections you have to look forward to this season!
PISCES February 20 – March 20 You’re through feeling like a stinky gefilte fish. This
month will be good to you, my sexy little swimmer. At- tracting who and what you want will be a piece of fruit- cake! The best part is, you won’t have to wait until Rosh Hashanah to get your kugel on with a nice mensch! All month long, you’ll have a boatload of sea men pining for a piece of that tailfin—or just some of your attention, if that’s what you’re into. By the last week of the year, you’ll have a nice choice of prospects to choose from.
ARIES March 21 – April 20 Though you’re accustomed to your comfortable
routine, I’d say it’s a safe bet that you’re willing to give something else a try to see how you like it. If you’re look- ing to cut out the commercialized aspect of the season and get back to the basics of togetherness, now would be a great time to learn the principles of Kwanzaa. Mod-
ern traditions include many of the qualities at which you already excel—determination, purpose, responsibility etc. Just make sure you also focus on the other candles on your Kinara, like faith, unity and creativity.
TAURUS April 21 – May 21 You want adventure, discovery and risky thrills? Go on
a vacation. Seriously! Why not celebrate prosperity by cashing in on your hard work? After months on end with no playtime, you’ll need a change of settings in order to unwind. You think Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer doesn’t fantasize about flying through the sky in first-class instead of hauling a few million iPods on Santa’s sleigh?
GEMINI May 22 – June 21 For a freshened new look this season, you don’t need a new wardrobe, a haircut or botox injections—unless you’re the Grinch who stole Christmas. Though, even he only needed a jolt of perspective. All you really require is an affirmation—a reminder of what truly makes you happy. Sure, we all like presenting ourselves in the best visual way, but it doesn’t count for much if it cost us more happiness to begin with.
CANCER June 22 – July 23 Lately you’ve been
characteristically...crabby! Yes,
it’s in your nature to withdraw...but for just one season, do you think you could crawl out from under your shell and try to appreciate those who are trying to make you smile? It may have taken a night of ghoulish visits from beyond the grave for Ebenezer Scrooge to wise up about his curmudgeonly demeanor, but you don’t respond well to threats. Instead, I’ll remind you how loved you are—moodswings and all.
LEO July 24 – August 23 Work, responsibilities and fitness routines. How DO you do it, Leo? Wherever your initiative comes from, you’re
a real inspiration to the rest of us on the lazier end of the zodiac. Just don’t go too far, wildcat. If it’s an extra pound or two you’re trying to shed, nothing makes that process more difficult than a thick layer of stress! Look forward to a great time relaxing after all your loose ends are tied. Remember that Mrs. Santa—or that cute elf in account- ing—could have a nice surprise for you at home!
VIRGO August 24 – September 23 It might be the hopeful mood around this time of year,
but most business propositions you make will be received well. You’ll also find that frequent changes of pace will freshen your mental pallet when you need a reboot. It will keep you alert too—a close friend or two will count on you on the third week for clarity and your ability to listen. You don’t need the ghost of Christmas future to tell you the benefits of giving of yourself freely.
LIBRA September 24 – October 23 Relax! You’ve got to resist the urge to calculate the fi- nancial beating that this season is sure to give you. Unless you plan on giving out hugs as gifts this holiday season, you’re going to be in the same boat as the rest of us! But so what? If you’re going to have to endure it anyway, why not enjoy the madness with the generous and jolly Hoteiosho—one of the seven deities of good fortune in Japanese mythology who bears gifts, much like our own Santa.
SCORPIO November 23 – December 22 Not in the mood to celebrate this season? I know, the
holidays aren’t everyone’s thing. But that’s no reason for you to completely push it all away! Celebrate in your own style! You’ve never been the cookie-cutter type, so why not add your personal flair to redefine the holidays? Jack Skellington had no trouble at all making Christmas his own! Just remember that not EVERYTHING needs the Tim Burton treatment. *Gag*
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RAGE monthly | DECEMBER 2010
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