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COSTELLO: I need money to track my
money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your
computer.
COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my
computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my
computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money
with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy
money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to
ABBOTT: Yes. COSTELLO: The only word in office is copy Money.
office.
COSTELLO: For my office? COSTELLO: They can give you a li-
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for cense to copy money?
ABBOTT: Yes. Windows.
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN
COSTELLO: OK, what did you rec- COSTELLO: Which word in office for IT!
ommend for my office? windows?
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Office. ABBOTT: The Word you get when you
click the blue “W.” ABBOTT: Super Duper computer
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: I’m going to click your
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with blue “w” if you don’t start with some COSTELLO: How do I turn my com-
Windows. straight answers. What about finan- puter off ?
cial bookkeeping? You have anything
COSTELLO: I already have an office I can track my money with? ABBOTT: Click on “START”.............
with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m
sitting at my computer and I want to type ABBOTT: Money.
a proposal. What do I need?
COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you
ABBOTT: Word. have?
COSTELLO: What word? ABBOTT: Money.
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
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