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If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today,
their infamous sketch,“Who’s on First?”
might have turned out something like this:
CostELLo CaLLs to
BUY a CoMpUtEr
FroM aBBott
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store.
Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an
office in my den and I’m thinking about
buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I
want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy
in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer
with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I ABBOTT: I just did.
see when I look at the windows? need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper. business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. ABBOTT: Office.
I need a computer and software. COSTELLO: You recommended some-
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can thing?
ABBOTT: Software for Windows? you recommend anything?
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