24 Clitheroe Advertiser & Times, Thursday, December 21st, 2006


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■ Casualty (BBCl.S^Opm) In the conclusion of the twoi»it Christmas special, the team battle to save Josh’s life afterhe is found badly Injured in the back of an ambulance.


■ Never Mind the Buzzcocks Bumper Edition (BBC2,9.30pm} Simon Amsteli presents a very • meny Instalment of the music quiz,' with team captains Phill Jupitus and Bill Bailey.


6.00 Breakfast (S)


7.45 Match of the Day (R)(S) 9.15 What the World Needs Now (S) 10.15 RLM: The Road to El Dorado (2000)


Animated adventure, with the voice of Kenneth Branagh. (S)


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11.40 FILM: Madeline (1998) Children’s adventure, starring Frances McDormand. BBC News; Weather (S) EastEnders (S) RLM: The Santa Clause 2 (2002)


-Premiere. Festive fantasy sequel, starring 71m Allen. (S)


Songs of Praise Behind the scenes of


the Thursford Christmas Spectacular In Norfolk. (S)


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BBC News; (S) Regional News; Weather Duet Impossible (S) RLM; Chicken Run (2000) Smash-hit animation, with the voice of Mel Gibson. EastEnders An anxious Biily waits at the hospital for news as the doctors operate on Petal. Max’s attempts to make amends with Bradley fall flat, and Phil searches for a replacement Santa. S) Casualty In the conclusion of the two- part Chnstmas special, the team battle to save Josh’s life after he Is found badly injured in the back of an ambulance. Ellen discovers Rosie is missing from the hospital, and as the gravity of the situation hits home she tries desperately to track the girl down before it's too late. RLM: Calendar Girls (2003) Premiere. When her husband sadiy succumbs to leukaemia, a Women’s Institute member


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is inspired to raise funds for the local ' hospital. Tossing their Inhibitions and clothes aside, the widow and her daring fnend encourage their fellow members to drop everything and pose nude for a chanty calendar, causing a stir in their Yorkshire village and beyond. Nigel' Cole’s light-hearted fact-based comedy will put a smile on all but the most cynical viewer’s face, and gives the term cheesecake a whole new meaning. The story loses its way in the second half but IS saved thanks to wonderful performaxes from the talented cast. Julie Walters. Helen Mirren, Annette Crosbie, Celia Imne and Penelope Wilton star. (S) BBC News; Weather (S) Midnight Mass 2006 Live from Liverpool Metropolitan Cathedral. (S) RLM: The Next Best Thing (2000) Drama, stamng Madonna, Benjamin Bratt and Lynn Redgrave. (S) BBC News 24 (S)


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SKY MOVIES 1 (2005) Shmng drama, stamng Alexander Michaletos Animated adventure, with the voice of Will Smith


330 Pride and Prejudice (2005) See lO-Oopm- 5.40 Michael (1996) Romantic comedy, starring John Travolta 730 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood 8.00 The Full Monty (1997) Blockbusting comedy about a group of hard- up Yorkshiremen who try to make ends meet by becoming strippers proving that there sbll is steel in Sheffield. Robert Carlyle stars


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10.00 M d e arid Prejudl« (2005) Polished adaptation of Jane Austen’s novel, stamng Keira Knightley a s the sharp-witted singleton searchino or an ^ropnately wealthy husband. Costume drama, with Matthew


^ c F ^ e n . Donald Sulneriand, Brenda Blelhyn and Talulah Rilev uU l?


starring Samuel L Jackson.


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Comedy, stamng Shawn and Marion Wayans (2004) Drama, stamng Affle^ 535 U K Box Office of 2006 The biggest films of the year.


SKY MOVIES 2 1030 Fantastic Four (2005) See 6 00pm.


1Z40 The Wng and 1(1999) Musical animation, with the voices of M i^ ^ R i^ d sOT . Chnsbane Noll. Martin Vidnovic and Ian Richardson b S


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Reynolds, Melissa George and Jesse James J ’IS J?®


adventure, stamng Tommy Leo Jones Horror remake, stamng Ryan ’


^ Offbeat thnller. stamng Adrien Brody. ^ ^ sl amng Kurt Russell. Comic-book adventure, stamng loan


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12.00 Futurama: Welcome to the World of Tomorrow 12.15 Rim- The Libranan. Return to King Solomon’s Mines (2006). Adventure, stamng Noah Wyle. 2.00 Dream Team 3.00 Brainiac's Test Tube Baby Christmas Speaal 4.00 The Simpsons 430 The Simpsons 530 The Simpsons 530 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 630 The Simpsons. A department- store employee grants Lisa's Chnstmas wish. 7.00 Best of Cirque de Celefanlc 8.00 Dream Team. Cindi encourages Gavin to boost their public image. 9.00 Dream Team. The team’s Chnstmas party descerxfs into chaos. 10.00 The Premiership's Greatest Foreign Players 12.00 Road Ware 1.00 Road Wars Xmas Spedal 130 U s Vegas 2.40 Dream Team 330 Guillyl 430 Footballers’ Pads 5.10 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine


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7.00 Anthea Turner Perfect Housewife 8.00 The Story of Fairytale of New ^ r k 9,00 UWe Bntain. Daffyd meets gay Star Trek fans. 930 Torchwood The team investigate a ^ t e of kidnappings. 10.15 EastEnders Billy waits at the hospital for news of Petal. 10.45 Uttle Britain 11.15 Uttle Britain 11.45 Lrftle Bntain 12.15 The Sto^ of Fairytale of New York 1.15 Little Bntain 1.45 Little Britain 2,15 Uttle Britain 2.45 Uttle Britain 3.10 Torchwood 4.00 Torcliwood Declassified 4.10 Close


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1035 Rim. Apollo 13 (1995). Fact-based drama, stamng Tom Hanks Including Entertainment News Update. 1235 Emmerdale 3.40 Coronation Street 6.00 Xlra Factor Best and Worst 7.00 Xtra Factor Best and Worst 8.00 Xtra Factor Best and Worst Another chance to see Elwi Road and Leona’s first auditions. 9.00 Xtra Factor The Winner’s SI0 7 2006 The victorious contestant reflects on the competition. 10.00 Rim- Love Actually (2003). Romantic comedy, stamng Hugh Grant and Emma Thompson Including Entertainment News Update. 12.40 Bad Girls Christmas Spedal 1.40 Movies Now 130 Playalong: ITV Play 6.00 Close


11.00 Camping it Up at Chnstmas 135 T4 on the Beach 2006 430 Fnends 530 Fnends 6.00 The Sword of Xanten. Conduding part of the ep c fantasy, stamng Benno Furmann. 7 3 0 Friends. Phoebe discovers Mike has a girlfnend. 8 3 0 Fnends 9.00 Wife Swap. Two women with very different social lives trade places. 10.00 Hollyoaks; In the City. Adam tells Millie he is gay. 11.05 Hollyoaks: In the City 12.10 Ricky Getvais- Politics 1.45 Tricks from the Bible 2 3 0 Hollyoaks: In the City 3 3 0 VWfe Swap 4 3 0 Switched 5.10 Switched 5 3 0 Switched


SKY SPORTS 1 11.00 Goals on Sunday 130 Football League Review 2 3 0 Jimmy Hiirs Sunday Supplement 330 Goals on Sunday. A review of yeslerda/s foot­ ball action, 6.00 Live N F L DouWe-Header. Coverage of two crucial NFL games. Presented by Kevin Cadle. 1.00 Football League Review 2.00 Goals on Sunday 4 3 0 Footbafi Uague Review 530 World Sport


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12.00 Premiership Years 2 3 0 Premiership Years 4.00 Premiership Years 6.00 Premiership Years 8.00 Football League Review. A round-up of ^ n t matches, featunng all the goals from the Championship. League One and League Two, 9.00 Goals on Sunday. Rob McCaffrey and Chris Kamara review yesterda/s football action 1130 Poker 130 United Strongman Senes 2.30 360 Surfing 3.00 Poker 5.00 Max Power


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1.00 speedway 1.00 Golf 2.00 World Snooker Trickshols 4.00 United


Strongman Senes 5.00 WWE: Expenence 6.00 Golf 7.00 World Motor Sport. Highlights of the latest races and events from across the globe. 9 3 0 W W E U te Night— Afterbum. Fealunng the stars of Smackdowi


1030 WWE Heat Previews, interviews and highlights, 1130 Golf 1230 Premiership Years 2 3 0 Premiership Years 4 3 0 Golf 530 Golf


PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: Jane Austen's popular novel, desenbing the affairs of the late 18th-centuiy British upper classes, is brought to the screen again, in this polished adaptation. Oscar-nominee Kelra Knightley stars as the sharp-witted Elizabeth Bennett, whose search for an appropriately wealthy single man Is hamper^ by the disagreeable Mr Darcy (Matthew MacFadyen). However, when fate repeatedly bnr>(js the stubborn pair together, they are forced to reassess their feelings. (Sky Movies 1,10pm)


SKY MOVIES 1 11.30 The R rst Wives Club (1996) See 5.55pm.


1.40 Madagascar (2005) Animated adventure, with the voices of David Schwimmer. Sen Stiller. Chris Rock and Jada Pinkelt Smith. 3.10 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005) Premiere. Children's adventure, starring Tilda Swinton. 5.30 The Da Vinci Code Special A look at the film starring Tom Hanks. 5 S 5 The R rs t Wives Club (1996) Comedy, starring Goldie Hawn. 8.00 Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004) The lovable heroine returns, this time with toyfiiend Colin Rrth in tow — but it's not long before a face from the throws a spanner in the works. Comedy, stamng Renee Zellweger, Colin Rrth and Hugh Grant 10.00 Monster-in-Law (2005) Comedy, starring Jennifer Lopez. 12.00 Practical Magic (1998) Fantasy, starring Sandra Bullock. 1.55 The Most Fertile Man in Ireland (2000) Comedy, starring Kris Marshall, James Nesbitt. Bronagh Gallagher and Pauline McLynn. 3.40 Mickybo and Me (2004) Comedy drama. John Joe McNeill stars. 5.30 Popcorn Comic quiz show.


10.40 The Pacifier (2005) See 6.00pm. 12.20 The Legend of Zorro (2005) See 10.00pm, 2.30 Garfield (2004) Comedy, with the voice of Bill Murray. 4.00 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) Children's fantasy, starring Johnny Depp. Freddie Highmore and Helena Bonham Carter. 6.00 The Pacifier (2005) Family comedy, starring Vin Diesel. 7.45 UK Box Office Hits of 2006 The biggest films of the year. 8 00 The Brothers Grimm (2005) Terry Gilliam’s fantasy adventure, starring Matt Damon, Heath Ledger and Jonathan P iy ce.' 10.00 The Legend of Zone (2005) Swashbuckling adventure, s t^ n g Antonio Banderas arxJ Catherine Zeta-Jones. 12.10 Hostage (2005) Thriller, stam’ng Bruce Willis. 2.10 The Notebook (2004) Melodrama, starring Ryan Gosling. 4 2 0 The Princess and the Pea (2001) Animated fantasy, with the voices of Nigei Lambert, Amanda Waving and Steven Webb.


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SKY ONE 12.00 Malcolm in the Middle 1220 Malcolm in the Middle 1.00 Terry Pratchett’s Hogfathe'r — Part One 3.00 Dream Team 4.00 Best of Cirque de Celebrite 5.00 A Very Barry Christmas 6.00 Brainiac Christmas Cracker 7.00 The Simpsons 720 The Simpsons 8.00 The Simpsons 820 The Simpsons 9.00 Cold Case 10.00 Cold Case 11.00 Law & Order 12.00 Stargale SG -1 1.00 Brainiac Christmas Cracker 120 Pop Years 2.40 Dream Team 3 2 0 Guilty! 4 2 0 Taste 5.10 Little Monsters


BBC THREE 7.00 The Story of Bohemian Rhapsody 8.00 Goals, Goals. Goals 2006 9.00 Little Britain. Ralph Patterson auditions for a musical. 920 Utde Britain. Dafydd discovers Myfanw/s secret 10.00 The Real Hustle: The 12 Scams of Christmas Special 11.00 Chrissytittybangbang 1120 Uttfe Britain 12.00 EastEnders 1.00 Uttle Britain 1 2 0 Little Britain 2.00 Chrissytittybangbang 2 2 0 The Story of Bohemian Rhapsody 320 The Real Hustle: The 12 Scams of Christmas Spedal 4 2 0 Close


ITV2 12.00 The Coronation Street Christmas Pantomime 1.00 Coronation Street 120 Coronation Street 2.00 Emmerdale 2 2 0 Emmerdale 320 Film: The Rinlslones (1994). Comedy based on the cartoon, vrith John Goodman. Induding Entertainment News Update. 4.40 2006 Greatest Hits 6.10 Creature Comforts 620 Creature Comforts 7.00 Christmas Man'ia &00 Movie Music Mania. With Jamie Cutium. McFIy and Katie Melua. 9.00 Rim: The Flinlstones (1994). Comedy based on tfie caityr/i; v.-l'-'vJohn Goodman. Induding Entertainment News Update. 10.40 Coronation Street 11.45 Ghosttiunbng with Girls Aloud 1.45 Playalong; ITV Play 6.00 Close


E4 1125 Beyonce: T4 Spedal 1220 Pink: T4 Icon 1.00 Justin Timbertake: T4


Special 120 Christina Aguilera: T4 Special 2.00 Scr:bs 220 Sembs


3.00 Fonejackeris Christmas Message 3.10 Smallville: Superman the Earfy Years 4.00 Foneja^er’s Christmas Message 4.10 Kollyoaks 4.45 Friends 5 2 0 Friends 520 Fonejacker’s Christmas Message 6.00 Rim: A Christmas Carol (1999). Dickens’ classic tale, starring Patridc Stewart 820 Friends. Ross tries a ^ray-on tan. 820 Friends 9 .X Rim: Evolution (2001). Sd-fi comedy, starring Dairid Duchovny. 1025 The Charlotte Chur^ Show Christmas Spedal 1120 Avid Merrion's XXXmas Special 12.40 Bo! in the USA 1.15 Bo! in the USA 1 2 0 Rim: A Christmas Carol (1999). Dickens’ dassic tale, starring Patrick Stewart 320 The Chris Isaak Show 4 2 0 Scrubs 4.40 Sembs 5.00 Switched 5 2 5 Switched 525 Close


SKY SPORTS 1 12.00 Soccer Spedal 2.00 Sky Sports Classics 2.15 Sky Sports Classics 2 2 0 Soccer AM 5.00 Sky Sports Classics 5.15 Sky Sports Classics 5 2 0 Soccer Spedal 720 Sky Sports Ctasdcs 7.45 Sky Sports Classics 8.00 Soccer AM. A Christmas spedal. 1020 Sky Sports Classics 10.45 Sky Sports Classics 11.00 Live Test Cricket Australia v England.


SKY SPORTS 2 1220 Rugby Union Spedal 120 Rugby Union 2.00 Ice Skating 3.00 Ice Skating 4.00 NBA Basketball 6.00 Rugby Union Special 720 Rugby Union 8.00 Ice Skating 9.00 Ice Skating 10.00 Uve N F L Double-Header. Dallas Cowboys V Philadelphia Eagles (Kick-off 10.00pm) and Miami Dolphins v New York Jets (Kick-off 1.30am). 5.00 Sky Sports Classics 5.15 Sky SjMrts Classes 520 Sky Sports Classics 5.45 Sky Sports Cla.<reics


SKY SPORTS 3 1120 N F L DoubIe4ieader 2.00 Mastere Football 5.00 U Can Do It 5.05


WWE: Raw 7.00 N F L DouWe-Header 10.00 WV/E Late Night — Bottom Une. Highlights of Raw. 11.00 W W E Late Night—• Afterbum 12.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling 1.00 \NWE: Heat 2.00 Live W W E Raw. Wrestling action from the States. 4.00 Rugby Union 420 Rugby Union


THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE UON. THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE: Premiere. Four London siblings are evacuated to the countryside during World War Two and take up residence in a grand manor house. While playing hide and seek, they discover a secret entrance to a mystical land inhabited by a host of creatures - induding the chilling Wh'ite Witch, whose sinister machinations soon force the young^ers’ into a battle of good versus evil. Children’s adventure, with Tilda Swinton, (Sky Mowes 1,3.10pm)


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10.00 Animal Park(R) (S) 11.00 Churchill’s Bodyguard (S) 11.50 CS Lewis: Beyond Narnia (R) (S) 12.45 RLM: Solomon and Sheba (1959) Biblical drama, with Yul Brynner. (S)


3.00 Behind the Camera; The Hours (S) 3.15 RLM: The Nun's Story (1959) Powerful drama, with Audrey Hepburn. (S)


5.45 Carols from Kinga (S) 7.00 The Private Life of a Christmas Masterpiece New series. The work of Remish painter Jan van Eyck. (S)


7.50 Dad’s Army Frazer can't hide his delight when Captain Mainwaring’s disreputable brother gatecrashes a sherry party for local dignitaries. (R) (S)


8.30 Strictly Come Dancing— The Rnal Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly introduce highlights from the climax of the contest, in which the remaining couples performed ballroom, Latin and freestyle routines. The celebnty hoofers


. were hoping to follow in the footsteps of last year’s winner cricketer Darren Gough by bowling the judges and viewers over to become the new champions. Last in senes. (S)


9.30 Never Mind the Buzzcocks Bumper Edition Simon Amstell presents a very merry extended instalment of the music quiz, giving him and team captains Phill Juprtus and Bill Bailey an extra 15 minutes in which to engage In all manner of musical banter, sing a tuneless intro or two and poke fun at their guests Danny Jones of McRy, the Feeling’s Dan Gillespie, comedian Kevin Eldon and Dawd Gest, who recently made a splash on I'm a Celebnty Get Me Out of Here! (S)


10.15 Mock the Week A special edition of the topical comedy that takes a sideswipe at headline-making events, featunng highlights from the recent senes and previously unseen material. Last in senes. (S)


10.45 Grumpy Old Men at Christmas Real- life Scrooges including Will Self. Rory McGrath, Rick Wakeman, Arthur Smith, Rick Stem and Matthew Pams, reveal what gets their goat at Chnstmas. Imtants under discussion include pantomimes and carol singers, stockings, Santa and stuffing. (R) (S)


11.45 The Story of Light Entertainment The Influence of radio stars. (R) (S)


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1.15 RLM: A Date with the Falcon (1941) Mystery, stamng George Sanders. (S)


5.30 rrv Morning News (S) 6.00 GMTV: The Sunday Programme 7.25 Toonattlk(S) 9.25 Cathedral (S) 10.25 The Championship (S) 11.25 RLM: The Uon, the Witch and the Wardrobe (1979) Animated children’s fantasy, with the voice of Rachel Warren.


1.05 rrv News; Weather (S) 1.10 Regional Programme


1.15 You’ve Been Framed at Christmas! (R) 1.45 RLf.!; Turner & Hooch (1989) Canine comedy, stamhg Tom Hanks. (S)


3.40 RLM: Uncle Buck (1989) Family comedy, stamhg John Candy. (S)


5.30 Regional Programme 5.45 n v News; Weather (S) 6.00 Phillip Schofield’s Night Before Christmas (S)


7.00 Emmerdale Carl is disgusted to learn of Tom’s role In his break-up with Chas, while Bob tells Jamie to end his revenge campaign against the Kings. Meanwhile, Len admits his feelings to Edna. (S)


7.30 Heartbeat Chaos reigns after an


unknown sniper shoots a woman as she leaves a meeting of the flower show committee. DS Rachel Dawson’s enquiries reveal the gunman may have missed his Intended target— and when Blaketon spots an article In the local paper, he realises the bullet might have been aimed at him. Lindsey Coulson guests alongside Derek Fowlds and Clare Wille. (S)


8.30 Coronation Street David forces Sophie to hand over Ivy’s diary and is homfied to discover Gail never wanted him to be bom, while Steve is disappointed when Michelle explains she's made plans for a date with another man. Les continues fundraising for Cilia's ’final’ dream tnp by spending Christmas Eve in a bath of mushy peas with Yana — unaware his cunning wife’s got another tnek up her sleeve. (S)


9.00 RLM: Van Helsing (2004) Premiere. All- action monster-slayer Van Helsing sets out to finish evil bloodsucker Count Dracula once and for all — but meets with fierce opposition. Stylish horror thnller, stamng Hugh Jackman. (S)


11.25 ITV News; Weather (S) 11.40 Christmas Eve Service (S) 1.10 Cathedral (R)(S)


2.10 RLM: The Great Locomotive Chase (1956) Fact-based adventure, starring Fess Parker; (S) ITV News Headlines


3.40 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) (S) 4.35 iTV Nightscreen


6.10 The Mousehole Cat (R) 6.40 The Treacle People (R)(S) 6.55 RLM: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeen The Movie (1998) Festive children’s.tale, with the voice of John Goodman and Debbie Reynolds. (S)


8.25 The Bear (R)(S) 9.00 T4: Popworld (R) (S) 9.50 T4: Friends (R) (S) 10.30 T4: Hollyoaks (S) 1.05 T4: Girls Aloud: Uve and Lovely (S) 2.05 T4: Friends (R) Z40 RLM: Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) Cemedy &equel, stam'ng Zach Galligan and Phoebe Cates. (S)


4.30 Peter & the Wolf (S) 5.00 Deal or No Deal Game show, with Noel Edmonds. (S)


5.45 RLM: A Christmas Carol (1999) Adaptation of Dickens’ classic tale of the miserly Ebenezer Scrooge, who regains his festive spint thanks to the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. Patnek Stewart and Richard E Grant star.


7.30 Channel 4 News (S) 7.35 A R ’slOOYears — lOOCheers The Amencan Rim Institute presents a countdown of tne most inspinng movies of all time, to celebrate the 100th anniversary of film. Featunng archive clips of the cinematic spectacles up for consideration, including such classics as To Kill a Mockingbird, £T: The Extra- Terrestnal and One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Contnbutions come from many of Hollywood’s most celebrated actors and film-makers. (S)


10.10 The Friday Night Christmas Project Presenters Justin Lee Collins and Alan Carr are joined by their Christmas choir for a festive edition of the show, celebrating the best moments of the 2006 series. The pair recall their most treasured moments with guest hosts ixiuding Rupert Everett, Billie Piper, Rob Lowe, Jamie Oliver and Girls Aloud- (S)


11.15 RLM: A Rsh Called Wanda (1988) Top-class comedy, slamng John Cleese as a hamster targeted by crooks Kevin Kline, Jamie Lee Curtis and Michael Palm, who are eager to discover the whereabouts of hidden loot. (S)


2.00 KOTV Boxing magazine. (S) 2.30 Transworld Sport Action and features from around the globe. (S)


20 Thunder Races


4.20 Scrapheap Challenge (R) (S) 15 Countdown (R) (S)


15 The Best of The Album Chart Show Outstanding performances of 2006. (R)


■ Phillip Schofield’s Night Before Christmas (nvi,6pm) The presenter is joined by celebrity ■ helpers including Sharon Osbourne and Westlife to share a little festive goodwill.


■ A R ’s 100 Years — 100 Cheers (Channel 4, 7.35pm)


‘ The American Rim Institute presents a countdown of the most inspiring movies of all time, with archive dips of the contenders.


■ Prison Break (five, 10.50pm) Michael has to get into the infirmary to carry out his plan, and tries to get hold of a dmg that will allow him to fake diabetes — but he needs C-Note’s help.


6.00 Milkshakel 9.00 RLM: Casper’s Haunted Christmas (2000) Animated adventure, with the voice of Brendon Ryan Barrett. (S)


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10.40 Sailor Sid (R) (S) 10.45 Shakel


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1.05 five news update (S) 1.10 Built for the Kill (R)(S) 1.45 RLM: Columbo: TTie Most Crucial Game (1972) Drama, stam’ng Peter Falk, Robert Culp and Dean Stxlwell. (S) RLM: Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1999) Musical, starring Donny Osmond. (S)


4.50 five news and sport (S) 5.00 RLM: Right of the Reindeer (2001) Family drama, stam'ng Beau Bridges, Richard Thomas and John Franklin. (S)


6.45 RLM: Call Me Claus (2001) A TV producer inadvertently emplovs the real Father Chnstmas— little realising he is intent on enlisting her as his replacement. Festive family drama, stamng Whoopi Goldberg, Nigel Hawthorne and Brian Mitchell. (S)


8.30 RLM: Bandits (2001) Two convicts escape from pnson and embark on a high-profile and veiy successful bank- robbing spree, but a car axident leaves them with an extra axomplice— a bored housewife vrfio’s been yearning for adventure. It’s not long before her presence complicates not only their cnminal enteipnse, but also their friendship, putting their plan of crossing the border to Mexico in jeopardy. Crime comedy, with Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton and Cate Blanchett. (S)


10.50 Prison Break Michael has to get into the infirmary to cany out his escape plan, and tnes to get hold of a drug that will allow him to fake diabetes. However, he needs C-Note’s help to acquire a supply, while a vital piece of equipment falls Into the hands of notonous inmate T-Bag. Unfortunately the pair are on onoosite sides in the looming race war, jeopardising Michael’s scheme. (R) (S)


11.50 Prison Break Michael comes up with a plan to test whether he can trust Sucre, and offers Abruzzi a deal— he’ll tell him where Rbonacci is hiding in return for a plane. However, the escape is jeopardised when the engineer finds himself with a new cellmate fresh from the psychiatnc ward. Veronica’s only lead disappears, and Uncoln decides he wants his son present at his execution. (R) (S) '


12.50 The Great Big Quiz Interactive quiz. 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R) (S)


■ Doctor Who (BBCl.7pm) tn a festive sd-fi special, Catherine Tate plays bride- to-be Donna, who’s running late for her wedding — but may also hold the key to a plan to destroy Earth.


■The Royal Ballet— Dreams to Reality


(BBC2,10.05pm) Documentary filmed over several months, following dancers and stu­ dents at one of Britain’s greatest institutions.


■ Doc Martin (ITV1,9pm) Martin Clunes'is bad< for a one-off spedal as the GP. Aunt Joan keeps quiet about a rare bird nesting on her land, for fear of attracting egg thieves.


■ Ricky Gervals Meets Christopher Guest (Channel 4, 10pm)


Documentary following the comedy actors at - work on Guest’s latest movie. -


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■ Royal InstitU' tion Christmas Lectures 2006 (five, 7.15pm) New series of lectures exploring the mystery of numbers. Marcus du Sautoy begins by looking at prime numbers.


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Breakfast (8)652212 C B B C 9041800 Joy to the Worfd (S) 7876748 FlUyi: Babe (1995) Hit family comedy, with James Cromwell and Magda Szubanski. (S) 4912941 BBC News; Weather (S) 69776748 Doctor Who Confidential (S) 70477 Top of the Pops Christmas Special (S)


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The Queen Her Majesty’s annual address. (S) 5961458 The Green Green Grass Festive special of John Sullivan's sitcom. (S) 2024699 RLM: Monsters, Inc (2001) Premiere. Animation, with the voice of John Goodman. (S) 7795767 My Family Christmas Special (S) 1024106 BBC News; Weather (S) 287125 Strictly Come Dancing (S) 283309 EastEnders Ian and Dot beg Pauline to reconsider her decision. (S) 816 Doctor Who With Billie Piper no longer along for the ride, Catherine Tate joins David Tennant for his second festive outing. (S) 9800 Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Party Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly host as six former celebrity contestants, including Zoe Ball, Colin Jackson and Mark Ramprakash, compete in an end- of-year extravaganza with black and white as its theme. (S) 674d EastEnders Pauline spends her final hour in the Square aipuing with Sonia— but as she goes outside, tragedy strikes. Stacey threatens to rip Max’s family apart by revealing their affair. (S) 3167 The Vicar of Oibley Dawn French makes a welcome return for a two-part Chnstmas swansong, in which the vicar IS swept off her feet by a handsome new amval to the village. Are her days as a Singleton finally over? (S) 80922 Little Britain Abroad First of two comedy specials in which Matt Lucas and David Walliams take their popular characters overseas. (S) 53212 BBC News; Weather (S) 558309 RLM: Entrapment (1999) A professional art thief and a suitiy insurance agent team up to plot the robbeiy of a lifetime. Stylish thriller, stam'ng Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta-Jones. (S) 904545 Christmas Message (R) (S) 3250317 FILM: That’s Carry On (1978) Compilation from the long-running series; (S) Weatherview 663355 BBC News 24 (S) 73976404


6.00 CBeebies 45652 8.00 CBBC 51099 8.30 Animal Park (R)(S) 24651 9.30 Incredible Animal Journeys (R) (S)


10.30 Castle in the Country (R) (S) 50125 11.00 Churchill's Bodyguard (S) 6192859 11.50 A Christmas at Kew (R) (S) 2796583 12,20 RLM: Genevieve (1953) Comedy, slam'ng Dinah Sheridan. (S) 6807767


I. 45 CosI Fan Tutte (S) 59876903


4.55 Big Cat Diary Family Histories - A cheetah cub in Kenya’s Masai Mara. (R) (S) 5015699


5.25 Autumnwatch with Bill Oddie Footage of grey seals. (S) 1021019


6.15 The Private Life of a Christmas Masterpiece The history of the painting Census at Bethlehem by Brueghel. (S) 942651


7.05 The Queen Her Majesty’s annual address to the nation and the Commonwealth. (R) (S) 677019


7.15 Porridge Retch desperately tries to distance himself from an escape plan when he’s convinced it’s doomed from the outset. Festive edition of the comedy, starring Ronnie Barker. (R) (S) 794057


8.00 RLM: Nicholas Nickleby (2002) Premiere. A family left penniless by the father’s death are forced to head for London, where they hope a wealthy uncle will help-only to realise he cares little ft^- their plight. Son Nicholas ends up teaching in a schxl for unfortunate boys, but the violent methods used prompt him to flee, takinq a timid orphan with him. Star-studded Dickens drama, stam'ng Charlie Hunnam, Christopher Plummer, Jim Broadbent, Tom Courtenay, Jamie Sell, Nathan Lane, Barry Humphries and Alan Gumming. (S) 19449835


10.05 The Royal Ballet— Dreams to Reality Behind-the-scenes dxumentary filmed over several months, following the daily lives of dancers and students at one of Britain’s greatest institutions in its 75th year. (S) 877941


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of arch'ive festive performances by Slade, the Pogues and Kirsty MacColl, and Wizzand. Plus, a more recent seasonal offering by the Darkness and Cliff Richard's new song. (R) (S) 947699


12.35 TTie Story of Light Entertainment The rise of comedy stars. (R) (S) 9018978


2.05 RLM: The Falcon Takes Over (1942) Murder melodrama, starring George Sanders. (S) 9494713


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5.30 ITV Morning News (S) 22090 6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 5120816 7.20 Toonattik(S) 11940545 9.25 Cathedral Christmas Day at Canterbury Cathedral. (S) 4754854


10.30 Christmas Cooks! Mary Berry drops by the studio. (S) 4340583


11.35 RLM: Alice in Wonderland (1951) Classic Disney animation, with the voice of Kathryn Beaumont (S) 9441651


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starring Jim Carrey. (S) 68576632


3.00 The Queen Her Majesty’s annual address. (S) 5989554


3.10 Best Ever Christmas Rims Rundown of yuletide favourites. (R) (S) 7287651


4.10 RLM: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) Magical adventure, starring Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint(S) 28855038


6.50 ITV News; Weather (S) 249125 7.00 Emmerdale Terry issues Tom a stem warning as he prepares for the wedding, wtiile Carl and Matthew come to blows. Later, as the happy couple head off to consummate their marriage, tragedy strikes. (S) 7496


8.00 Coronation Street Hour-long festive episode. A surprise visitor rocks the boat at the Websters and Platts' joint Christmas dinner, and Eileen opens the door to a young mum who claims Jason fathered her child. (S) 3816


9.00 Doc Martin Martin Clunes is back for a one-off special as the grumpy big-city GP struggling to fit in with a peaceful Com<$h fishing community. Aunt Joan reveals she has a rare bird nesting on her land but wants to keep it a secret to deter prospective egg thieves. (S) 6903


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animated fun, revealing how hamsters cope with indigestion and why dogs hate wearing Christmas hats. (R) (S) 875767


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11.45 The Way We Worshipp^ Christmas Special Guests including Jimmy Savile and Lynda Bellingham recall festive celebrations. (R) (S) 322651


12.50 RLM: Two Girls and a Guy (1997) Comedy drama, starring Robert Downey Jnr and Heather Graham. (S) 4162591


2.10 RLM: How Stella Got Her Groove Back (1990) Romantic comedy, starring Angela Bassett, Taye Diggs. Whoopi Goldberg and Regina King; (S) ITV News Headlines 27232161


4.15 Dial a Mum (R) (S) 1633423 4.50 ITV Nightscreen 4071539


6.00 Making It (R) 2767903 6.05 Wilde Stories: The Nightingale and the Rose(R) (S)3548854


6.35 Wilde Stories: The Selfish Giant (R) (S) 9601545


7.00 RLM: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys (2001) Animated antics, with the voice of Rick Moranis. (S) 6474309


05 RLM: The Grinch (2000) Comedy,


8.20 Father Christmas (R)(S) 7392038 8.50 T4: The Simpsons (R) (S) 7092564 9.20 T4: Friends (R)(S) 5612274 9.50 T4: The Simpsons (R)(S) 8213361 10.20 T4: Friends (R) (S) 2261767 10.50 T4: Robbie Williams Live from Knebworth (R) (S) 53102038


12.30 The Simpsons (R) (S) 68632 1.00 RLM: Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001) Festive animated fun, with the voices of Nicolas Cage and Simon Callow. (S) 40496


2.30 The Snowman (R) (S) 545 3.00 Alternative Chnstmas Message 5987496


3.10 Deal or No Deal (S) 1099816 4.05 The Simpsons (R) (S) 1840800 4.35 RLM: Some Uke It Hot (1959) Classic comedy, with Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe. (S) 89421361


6.45 Channel 4 News (S) 222458 6.55 3 Minute Wonder: Yo Ho Ho Blair! Tony Blair exchanges words with Gordon Brown during a summit on pension reform. 411800


7.00 Deal or No Deal Festive special vrith a £500,000 jackpot. (S)5038


8.00 The Secret Family of Jesus An examination of whether Christ had descendants. (S) 5274


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10.00 Ricky Gervals Meets Christopher Guest Documentary following the comedy actors at work on Guest’s latest movie For Your Consideration, a collaboration that came about when the pair acknowledged the similarities In their styles and became firm friends. (S) 8326767


11.05 Ricky Gervais: Pol’rtics Ricky Gervais performs his second live show, featuring behind-the-scenes footage from his sell-out UK tour. (R) (S) 296038


12.40 The Magic of Jesus (R) (S) 8686442 1.40 RLM: Laws of Attraction (2004) Premiere. Romantic comedy, starring Pierce Brosnan. (S) 987607


3.15 RLM: Boys on the Side (1995) Comedy with Whoopi Goldbera. (S) 775881


5.15 In Your Dreams (R) (8)8801648


5.30 lnuk(R)(S) 5894794 5.40 Grabbit the Rabbit (R)(S) 5890978


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10.30 Britain’s Rnest Gardens (R) (S) 7235106


12.00 Home and Away (R) (S) 3163545 12.30 RLM: Mist: The Tale of a Sheepdog Puppy (2006) Premiere. Live-action adventure, featuring the voices of Mel Giedroyc and Brian Blessed. 73132038


2.05 The Christmas Truce (R)(S) 51779125 3.10 RLM:TheRemainsoftheDay(1993) Period drama, starring Anthony Hopkins. (S) 49979309


5.30 five news (S) 9060767 6.00 Home and Away (S) 9050380 6.30 In the Grid 9041632 7.00 five news (S) 1374212 7.15 Royal Institution Christmas Lectures 2006 New.series of lectures exploring the mystery of numbers. Marcus du Sautoy begins by looking at prime numbers and how ttiey are key to the suxess of Real Madrid and the Internet. Continues tomorrow. (S) 5180767


8.00 The Truth About Britain’s Favourite ’Toys Why some toys and games fail to light up children’s faces on Christmas Day, highlighting reasons including fundamental flaws, inappropriate designs, misguided marketing, dubious associations or plain bad luck. (R) (S) 3044670


9.00 Greatest Most Embarrassing TV Moments Quentin Willson presents choice small-xreen blunders that have escaped the cutting-room floor, featuring clips of calamities from high-profile awards ceremonies. Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox fluff their way through the 1989 Brit Awards, while Madonna and Britney Spears share an intimate kiss on stage. Former England boss Graham Taylor features in a host of cringeworthy soxer slip-ups and Manchester band the Stone Roses share their angst when a power failure hits the BBC’s "rhe Late Show, (R) {5)41545187


11.05 RLM: Rushmore (1999) A youthful genius causes chaos with his temperamental nature— and things get worce when he develops a crush on a teacher. Well-observed comedy drama, starring Jason Schwartzman and Olivia Williams. (S) 6690816


12.55 Prison Break Michael has to deal with his new cellmate. (R) (S) 2362794


1.40 The Great Big Quiz Late-night interactive quiz show. 74227713


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