22 Clitheroe Advertiser & Times, Thursday, December 21 st, 2006
■ J am & Jerusalem (BBC1,9.00pm) As the Guild prepare for Harvest Festival, the vicar learns a hard lesson In community spirit Starring Dawn French.
TV Guide
■ Gardeners’ World Christmas Special (BBC TWO, 9.00pm) Sarah Raven Joins the t e ^ to make decorations using fresh flow-' ers, seedheads and feathers.
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3.00 Breakfast (S) 3.15 Animal Park (S) 7598025 10.00 Homes Under the Hammer; (R) (S) BBC News; Weather 39396
11.00 To Buy or Not to Buy (S) 6358 11.30 Car Booty Raising money for a trip to France; (S) BBC News; Weather 7772342
12.15 Bargain Hunt Two teams test their antiques knowledge. (R) (S) 121^77
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1.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 20648 1.30 Regional News; Weather (S) 71637993 1.40 Neighbours (S) 90723754 Doctors Guest starring Paula Wilcox. (S) 5442280 Wildlife on One (R) (S) 1454071 BBC News; Weather; Regional News (S) 8141377
7.30 Big Cat Diary The hunt for missing cheetah Toto. Last in series. (R) (S) 209 EastEnders Martin's attempt to reason vrith Pauline ends badly when she tells him of her intention to leave Walford. A
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shocked Max catches Stacey taldng revenge on Bradley’s car. (S) 5 7 ^
3.30 Out-Take TV Celebrity blunders come under the spotlight. Aiine Robinson presents. (S) 4342
3.00 Jam & Jerusalem As the Guild prepare for Harvest Festival, the vicar learns a hard lesson In community spirit Rosie believes her calling in life Is to be a cleric v)4ien she hears the - voice of God. (S) 9522
3.30 The Worst Christmas o f My Life Christmas gets off to a bad start when Howard tries to protect himself from Eve’s ex-boyfriend by bludgeoning him \Mth the Virgin Mary from the Nativity display. Last in senes. (S) 43464
10.00 BBC News at Ten O 'c lo c k (S) 29342 10.30 R ^ lo n a l News; Weather (S) 792377 10.35 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross With Richard Hammond and Lee Evans. Last in series. (S) 597174
11.35 FILM: The Girl Next Door (2004) Premiere. A b<x>kish schoolboy falls head over heels in love with a gorgeous new neighbour— never suspecting she has a colourful past in the adult film business. Daft but effective romantic comedy stam'ng Elisha Cuthbert. (S) 554445
1.20 BBC News 24 55570955
3.25 CBBC 29539395 3.35 Neighbours Lou receives a letter from Mishka. (R) (S) 143342 BBC News; Weather (S) 445 Regional Programme A Question o f Sport A Christmas edition of the quick-fire quiz. (S) 9057
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7.00 CBBC 77250 8.30 CBeebies 77454 10.30 HLM: Secret Santa (2003) Festive family drama, stam’ng Jennie Garth. (S) 3940822
11.55 Malcolm in the Middle (S) 2529396 12.20 Malcolm in the Middle (S) 7616984 12.40 Ellery Queen (S) 8763025 1.30 RLM: Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) Children’s Christmas adventure. Dudley Moore stars. (S) 90335613
3.15 Rog It! (R)(S) 477557 3.45 Castle in the Country (8)4655005 4.30 Ready, Steady. Cook (S) 7603716 5.15 Weakest Unk(S) 7703557 6.00 Out-Take TV Weakest Link gaffes. (S)777
6.30 Strictly Come Dancing— It Takes Two An hour-long special before tomorrow night’s final. Last in series. (S) 84700
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7.30 Christine's Garden Horticulturist Christine Waikden introduces an impatient neighbour to the delights of seeing a garden develop overtime. (R)(S)557 Gardener Provocateur Alan *ntchmarsh’s Tribute to Christopher Lloyd A celebration of the influential gardener and writer who died in January, exploring the Influence of the horticulturist’s talented and strong- minded parents, and the laboratory of his own house and garden where he was bom and lived his life. (S) 2025
9.00 Gardeners’ World Christmas Special In a celebration of the festive season from Berrytields, Joe Swift presents an alternative to the traditional Yuletide tree, while Carol Klein explores varieties of Brussels sprouts. (S) 2261
10.00 Ql Christmas special of the show hosted by Stephen Fry, with regular contributor Alan Davies alongside guests Jo Brand, Dara O'Briain and Rich Hall. Last in series. (S) 27984
10.30 Newsnight Emily Maitlis presents analysis of the day’s events. (S) 51272
11.00 Newsnight Review of the Year Highlights of the cultural and artistic year. (S) 744700
11.50 The Story o f Ught Entertainment The history of the genre. (R) (S) 531629
1.25 RLM: Federal Hill (1994) Crime drama following the lives of five men in Providence’s Italian neighbourhood. A thief tries to bail out his friend, who owes. money to a counterfeiter. Stam'ng Nicholas Turturro. (S) 504859
3.00 BBC News 24 5437749 3.55 Close 95554074
5.30 CrrV 7054395 5.55 ITV News (S) 3694087 - 6.00 Gf>nV: Newshour 52257 7.00 GMTVToday(S) 27579377 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)(S) 4823938
10.30 Christmas Cooks Last-minute tips and recipes for Christmas lunch. Last in series. 44475
11.30 The Best o f This Morning (S) 62667 12.30 Loose Women (S) 93764 1.30 rrV Lunchtime News (S) 57557 2.00 The Price Is Right (S) 3557 Z30 Dicldnson’s Real Deal (S) 75735 3.28 Regional Programme 3.30 CITV 48355 5.00 The Price Is Right (S) 4979 5.30 Pressure Cooker (b) 700 6.00 Regional Programme 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather (S) 193 7.00 Emmerdale Tom invites Edna to the wedding after Lsn confronts him over her increasing Isolation. A shocked Viv learns about the arson attack, while Chas tells Cari their engagement is off. (S) 7483
7.30 Coronation Street Sieve's date with Michelle looks set for disaster, while Frankie and Jamie resolve to make a fresh start in Spain. Bev reconciles with Ashley and Claire as they scatter Fred’s ashes. (S) 377
8.00 One fo r the Road: Tonight Trevor McDonald investigates why drink-driving prosecutions are once more on the rise after decades of decline, and reveals why guessing ‘safe limits' Is a rislqr business for drivers. (S) 3503
8.30 Agatha Christie’s Maiple A railway journey proves eventful for Elspeth McGillicuddy, when a parallel train swerves sharply toward the 4.50 from Paddington an(d she finds herself staring into the panic-stricken face of a woman being throttled. However, when no body Is found, the authorities dismiss her story as the ramblings o.' uii elderly woman— but Elspeth’s old friend Miss Marple knows better. Geraldine McEwan and Pam Fern’s star. (R) (S) 75775
10.30 ITV News; Weather (S) 57275 11.00 TV’s Naughtiest Blunders 21 Neil Mom’ssey presents a collection of X-rated bloopers from the cutting room floor, including outtakes of Eamonn Holmes, Martin Clunes, Peter Davison. Jo Brand and Chris Tarrant. (R) (S) 25193
12.00 Make Your Play Interactive game show; ITV News Headlines 42614217
4.15 60 Minute Makeover (R)(S) 5425530 5.00 rrV Nightscreen 74946
6.00 The Hoobs (R) (S) 5255545
6.25 The Hoobs (R) (S) 5297483 6.50 The Treacle People (R) (S) 4055087 7.00 Freshly Sque«»d 14087 7.30 Friends (R)(S) 26522 8.00 Everybody Loves Raymond (R) (S) 7450006
8.25 Will & Grace (R) (S) 7453193 8.55 T4: The Simpsons (R) (S) 7160919 9.25 T4:PrincessNikkl R (S) 5780629 9.55 T4: Princess Nikki (R) (8)8357776
10.25 T4: Friends (R) (S) 2322822 10.55 T4: Friends (R) (S) 1456667 11.25 T4: Beyonce: T4 Special
(R) (S) 7575209
12.00 News at Noon (S) 17551 12.30 RLM: The Rugrats Movie (1999) Animated adventure, vrith the voice of Elizabeth Daily. (S) 4045735
1.55 RLM:SnowWhite(2001) Fantasy, stam'ng Kristin Kreulc (S) 54663648
3.30 Countdown (S) 34599^ 4.15 Deal o r No Deal (8)7558025 5.00 The New Paul O’Grady Show (S) 4396 6.00 The Simpsons (R) (S) 483 6.30 Hollyoaks (S) 735 7.00 Channel 4 News (S) 5025 7.30 Unreported World Evan Williams and Siobhan Sinnerton report from West Papua, where they meet tribal wam'ors who claim many of their friends have been killed by the security forces. (R) 979
8.00 Come Dine with Me Christmas Special Four amateur chefs from York take turns to prepare and sen/e one dish of a four-course festive meal to the other three. (S) 7193
9.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Christmas F Word The chef cooks a seasonal feast comprising truffle and herb buttered turkey with fried breadcrumbs for Sharon Osbourne. (R) (S) 4629
10.00 The Charlotte Church Show Christmas Special Paul O'Grady talks about his favourite and worst guests. Ben Elton discusses things that have annoyed him during the year. (S) 442025
10.50 Blunder The Baron continues to inflict evil upon people. Colonel Rudd attempts to rescue some Brcvnies and Franco Franco serenades his wife. (S) 553990
11.25 The Russell Brand Show Sketches and interviews. Last in series. (S) 549822
12.15 My Name Is Earl (R) (S) 79156 12.45 The Best of the Album Chart Show 2464192
1.30 The Escort Agency (R) 20033 2.30 World Cup Snowboard 613472 4.15 Thunder Races 559955 5.15 Countdown (R) (S) 5328720
6.00 Milkshake! 3307793 ' 9.00 House Doctor (S) 3240193 9.30 Property Developing Abroad (R) (S) 8874803
10.30 Trisha Goddard (R) (S) 6715938 11.30 tive news (S) 2866629 12.00 Home and Away (R) (S) 3237629 12.30 BraInTeaser 6719754 150 RLM: The Christmas Gift (1966) Emotional drama, starring John Denver and Jane Kaczmarek. (S) 23239445
3.35 five news update 1 0 6 6 ^ 16
3.40 RLM: Meet the Santas (2005) Premiere. Festive sequel, vrith Steve Guttenberg and Crystal Bernard. (S) 1120938
5.30 five news (S) 9723557 6.00 Home and Away Drew persuades Belle to leave town vrith him, \mile Lucas’ hopes of a reunion wrtii Mattie are quashed and Cassie admits Macca’s return has rocked her world. (S) 9129464
6.30 In the Grid Les Dennis hosts the game show in which contestants test their neive against opponents and the all-powerful 'grid” to win a big- money prize; Weather 9110716
7.00 five news (8)3303347 7.30 Penguin Week with Nigel Marven The film-maker travels to the island of ScuUi Georgia to document three species of penguin and a variety of other animals in their natural environment. Last In series; (S) five news update 9036700 UK’s Strongest Man A ^o n from the event held in Belfast, Northern Ireland, where competitors face daunting taste such as the Hercules hold and the bus push. Reigning champion Teny Hollands IS among the favourites, while 2004 winner Glenn Ross and England's strongest man Jimmy Marte also stand a great chance of claiming the coveted crown; (S) five news at 9 3713754
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9.00 RLM: Tightrope (1984) Superb taut thriller, stam'ng Clint Eastwood as a seedy New Oileans detective who investigates a series of sexually motivated murders— and gains an unwelcome insight into his own darker impulses in the process. Eastwood gives one of his best performances, while his daughter Alison provides support, alongside Genevieve Bujold and Dan Hedaya. (S) 49325193
11.15 How Fetish Conquered the World An exploration of unconventional sexual behaviour. (R) (S) 7331648
12.15 Prison Break (R) (S) 5911236 1.15 The Great Big Quiz 30954033 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R) (S) 91729236
6.00 Breakfast (S) 7074897' 10.00 Saturday Kitchen (S) 98014
11.30 Rachel’s Favourite Food at Home (S) 9304
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12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 5712269 12.10 Football Focus (S) 2786675 1.00 FILM: Sinbad: Legend o f the Seven Seas (2003) Premiere. Animated adventure, with the voices of Brad Pitt and Catherine Zeta-Jones. (S) 7988946
2.20 Keeping Up Appearances (R)(S) 6955255
3.10 FILM: 5 Children & It (2004) Premiere.
Children’s adventure, starring Kenneth Branagh. (S) 3724762
4.35 Regional Programme 5.20 BBC News; (S) Regional News; Weather 9745588
5.40 Strictly Come Dancing— The Rnal (S) 8785323
6.55 Robin Hood Robin investigates
Gisborne’s whereabouts durinq the Holy War. (S) 550694
7.40 The National Lottery: In I t to Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show in which five contestants answer questions to scoop a big prize. (S) 546656
8.30 Casualty In the first of a two-part Christmas special, tensions run high as staff deal with an influx of emergencies on one of the busiest days of the year, and Ellen anxiously awaits the results of her MRl scan. (S) 11859
9.30 Strictly Come Dancing— The Results Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly reveal the result of the viewers’ vote and announce the winning couple. After hours of rehearsals, and with a repertoire of rhumbs and waltzes under their belts, the winners are finally crowned. Last in series. (S) 548781
10.10 BBC News; Weather; (S) National Lctteiy Update 953526
10.30 Match of the Day Gary Lineker introduces highlights of today’s games in the Premjerehip, including Manchester United and Chelsea’s tricky away trips to Aston Villa and Wigan Athletic respectively. (S) 60255
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12.00 FILM: Tactical Assault (1998) An unbalanced Gulf War veteran embarks on a campaign of terror against his former superior officer, whom he blames for ruining his military career. Action drama, starring Rutger Hauer and Robert Patrick. (S) 9649144
1.25 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross With Richard Hammond and Lee Evans. Last in series; (R) (S) Weatherview 2887144
2.30 BBC News 24 7121502
6.00 CBeebies 59033 7.30 CBBC 8395453 12.00 Switch Jamil and Claire tie the knot. (S) 49878
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1.00 RLM: Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) Sci-fi adventure, with William Shatner. (S) 50651304
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Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen Howto make a last-minute Christmas cake. (R) (S) 750559
3.45 Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen Quick and easy party food, (R) (S) 752830
4.15 Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen Spiced roast turkey. Last in series. (R) 391876
4.45 RLM: Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas (1994) Spooky animated fantasy, with the voice of Chris Sarandon. (S) 2975588
5.55 Mozart 250 Celebration from Salzburg A concert recorded at the city’s Festspielhaus. (S) 555743
6.55 Porridge Retch cooks up some home brew. (R) (S) 668236
7,40 TOTP2 Christmas Special A selection of festive performances of much-loved songs by Slade, the Pogues and Kirsty MacColl, Wizzard, Mud, Aled Jones and the Wombles. Plus, more recent seasonal offerings by the Darkness, Kylie Minogue and Saint Etienne, as well as Cliff Richard's new song 21st Centuiv Christmas. (S) 255965
9.10 Ghosts of Christmas Past An insight into the ways in which Britons used to
celebrate the festive season, using home movies and personal film archives to bring the most memorable time of the year to life. Narrated by Julia Sawalha. (S) 993101
10.10 FILM: Down with Love (2003) Premiere. A journalist vows to woo a writer who recommends women should forget about hearts and flowers, and concentrate on success. Romantic
comedy, starring Ewan McGreqor. (S) 526410
11.50 The Story of Light Entertainment A history of TVs all-round entertainers, recalling the heyday of variety, and considering how some stars have reinvented themselves as quiz show hosts or reality TV celebrities. (R) (S) 943897
1.20 RLM: The Gay Falcon (1941) The gentleman detective of Michael Aden's short story is hired to guard a priceless gem— but ends up dealing with a brain teasing puzzle. Fast-paced thriller, with George Sanders. (S) 2886415
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5.30 CWJ 37138 6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakeyl 5186472 7.20 Toonattlk(S) 77905707 9.25 The Way We Worshipped Christmas Special (S) 3271965
10.25 C try /2228052 10.55 RLM: Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998) Retelling of the classic tale, starring Drew Barrymore. (S) 70115762
1.05 n v News; Weather (8)22747255 1.10 Regional Programme
1.15 Christmas Mania (R) (S) 5723355 2.05 RLM: Twins (1988) Comedy, with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito. (S) 999965
4.00 The Price Is Right Christmas Special (S) 7323
5.00 Regional Programme 5.15 r r v News and Sport; Weather (S) 9347930
5.30 Creature Comforts (R)(S) 654597 5.40 New You’ve Been Framed! Calendar Special (S) 553385
6.40 All Star Family Fortunes Teams from Coronation Street and Emmerdale compete. Last in series. (S) 938472
7.30 Whatever Happened to Gareth Gates? Profiling the Pop Idol runner-up as he prepares to make his comeback to the worid of music. He discusses his public fall from grace, including tabloid reports of a relationship with glamour girt Jordan, and invites cameras to follow him as he records new material. (S) 13743
8.30 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity Chris Tarrant hosts as Rona Bruce and Nick Ross raise money for ChildUne, and Kim Woodbum and Aggie Mac ^nz ie play for the NSPCC. (S)
9.30 Stars in Their Eyes Celebrity Special Cal Deeley invites former royal butler Paul Burrell, Emmerdale actor Tom Uster, I’m a Celebrity contestant Phina Oruche, Coronation Street’s Jayne Tunnicliffe and DJ Mark Radcline to take the stage. (S) 44588
10.30 Parkinson The host chats to revered actress JudI Dench and funnyman- tumed-actor Lenny Henry. Music Is provided by Katherine Jenkins and the Froncysyllte Male Voice Choir. (S) 97410
11.30 r r v News; Weather (S) 261385 11.45 FILM: Jaws (1975) Blockbusting Spielberg thriller. RoyScheiderand Richard Dreyfuss star. (S) 50212656
2.00 Make Your Play Interactive game show; ITV News Headlines 65580724 .
4.35 Trading Treasures (R)(S) 54054705 5.00 ITV Nightscreen 35325
6.C0 The Hoobs (R) (S) 5172120 6.25 The Hoobs (R) (S) 5191255 6.50 The Treacle People (R) (S) 4959859 7.00 Adrenalin Rush 28507 7.30 Freesports on 4 55994 8.00 The Morning Une (S) 7546236 8.55 T4: Chancers 2006 (R) (S) 49676052 10.35 T4: Popworid (S) 2003472 11.20 T4: Friends (R) (S) 5382526 11.50 T4: it's a Boy Girl Thing: T4 Movie Special (S) 4735965
1Z25 T4: Robbie Williams: Uve In Berlin (R) (S) 635255
2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Fontwell Park, Bangor-on-Dee and Hereford (S) 2507
4.00 3 Minute Wonden Moonwalkers (S) 1770865
4.05 FILM: Gremlins (1984) (^medy horror, with Zach Galiigan. (S) 30393101
6.00 Channel 4 News Including sport and weather. (S) 154052
6 25 3 Minute Wonden Moonwalkers A look at whether there should be another trip to the moon. (S) 597878
6 20 God Gave Rock N Roll to You - The relationship between religion and pop music. (S) 59410
8.30 The Lost Gospel o f Judas In 180AD an early church father denounced a book that he called The Gospel of Judas, which claimed that Judas was Christ's closest collaborator. 37897
920 FILM: Speed (1994) Jan De Boot’s . dlrectori^ debut, a thrill-a-mlnute action adventure about a game of cat-and- mouse between LAPD cop Keanu Reeves and unhinged eiqiloslves expert Dennis Hopper. The film gets off to a cracking start with the rescue of passengers stuck In a booby-trapped lift — but the adrenaline really gets pumping once Hopper plants a bomb on a bus, primed to go off If the vehicle drops below 50mph. Sandra Bullock co-stars as the scatty passenger vrito ends up behind the wheel of the bus, with Jeff Daniels as Keanu's partner. (S) 14092675
11.40 FILM: Nuns on the Run (1990) Daft, rapid-fire comedy, starring Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane as small-time crooks ti^ng to go straight who disguise themselves as nuns to avoid capture by a crime kingpin. (S) 902101
125 Ten Days That Made the Queen (R) (S) 1784750
225 Searching fo r My Son (R)(S) 5377559 3.55 FILM: The Adventurers (1950) Action adventure, with Dennis Price. 3470163
525 Countdown (R) (S) 4204950 6.00 Sunrise 9093052 five
6 25 Milkshake! 75648323 9.00 Shake! 7023Z25 1120 Arctic Giants: Polar Bears (R) (S) 9759878
12.15 RLM: Three Guns fo r Texas (1968) Western, stam'ng Neville Brand and Peter Brown. (S) 8164435
2.15 RLM: The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Spirited children’s comedy, vwth Michael Caine. (S) 3562439
3 2 0 RLM: A Christmas Carol: The Musical (2004) Premiere. Drama, stam’ng Kelsey Grammer. (S) 5160472
5 20 RLM: Any Which Way You Can (1980} Comedy ^ u e l , starring Clint Eastwood and Sondra Locke. (S) 2927 7101
7 2 5 five news and sport (S) 6934566 7.40 NGIS A satellite technician’s voyeuristic activities inadvertently lead him to witness the murder of a Navy commander involved in an Important weapons project (R) (S) 4719453
8 25 NCIS The team investigate the discovery of a severed leg In a rubbish bin. Once the owner is identified by a Marine tattoo, they follow the trail back to a small town, where an insurance fraud seems to have taken place. American naval crime drama, stam'ng Mark Harmon and David McCallum. (R) (S) 8277236
9 20 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Part two of two. Grissom calls Brass’s daughter as the captain fights for his life after being shot, but she does not seem concerned. Meanwhile, the team Uy to focus on investigating the death of a man decapitated on a train track, and are shocked to learn he had a 19 inch waist William Petersen, Teal Redmann and
Paul Guilfoyle star. U s t in series. (R) (S) 1949014
10.30 RLM: No Way Back (1995) After a sting operation goes badly wrong, an FBI agent is forced to embark on a desperate race to rescue his kidnapped son from the clutches of a mobster. Action adventure, stam'ng Russell Crowe and Helen Slater. (S) 28142439
12.25 Prison Break Drama, starring Wentworth Miller as engineer Michael Scofield, whose brother is on death row. Convinced of his d o om ^ sibling’s innocence, he ananges to have himself Incarcerated In the same prison so he can use his specialist knowledge to
• mastermind the perfect jailbreak. R) (S) 8558076
1.25 The Great Big Quiz 297 70705 5.35 Wildlife SOS (R) (8)97796908
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SKY MOVIES 1 11.00 Are We There Yet? (2004) See 6.15pm.
12.45 A Very Married Christmas (2004) S^sonal fantasy, starring Joe Mantegna. Jean Smart, Kari Matdiett and Charles Ouming. 2.30 Robots (2005) Animated adventure, with the vo'ice of Ewan McGregor, Halle Berry, Robin Willianrs and Greg Kinnear. 4.13 Care Bears: Journey to Joke«-Lot (2004) Cheery animation sequel, with the voice of Julie Lemieux and Stephanie Beard. 6.15 Are We There Yet? (2004) Come^, starring Ice Cube. 7.30 Flags of Our Fathers S p ^ ia t BehirKi the scenes of the wartime drama. Directed by Clint Eastwood and starring Ryan PNIlipe. 8.00 Saving Private Ryan (1998) Oscar-winning drama, starring Tom Hanks. Tom Sizemore, Edward Bums and Matt Damon. 1055 Star Wars: Episode Hi — Revenge of the Sith (2005) Sci-fi adventure sequel, star r i^ Hayden Christensen. 1.25 Inferno (1999) Action adventure, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. 3.25 The Ladykillers (2004) Comedy, starring Tom Hanks. 5.30 Popcorn Comic quiz show.
SKY MOVIES 2 10.40 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) See 6.00pm. 12.40 Bewitched (2005) See 8.00pm. 2.25 The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1999) Spooky adventure, w lh Brent Carver, Rachelle Lefrevre, Paul Lemelin and Martin Kevar. 4.00 Ghostbusters II (1969) Supernatural comedy sequel, starring Bill Murray, Sigourney Weaver. Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis. 6.00 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) Family come dy, starring Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews and Hector Elizondo. 8.00 Bewitched (2005) Romantic comedy, starring Nicole Wdman. 10.00 Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004) Comerfy, starring Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Christine Taylor and Rip Tom. 11.35 Saw (2004)i Taut horror, starring Cary Elwes. 1.20 Grosse Polnte Blank (1997) Black c o m ^ , starring John Cusack. 3.10 Lean On Me (1988) Fact-based drama, starring Morgan Freeman. 5.00 The Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1999) See 22Spm.
SKY ONE 11.00 Cirque de Celebrite 12.30 Malcolm in the Middle 1.00 Relic Hunter 2.00 Dream Team 3.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 4.00 Futurama 4.30 Futurama 5.00 Stargate SG-1 6.00 Malcolm in the Middle 6.30 Malcolm in the Middle 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Dinolab. Scientists research (tinosaurs. 94)0 Road Wars Xmas Special 10.00 Las Vegas. Last in series. The imminent wedding. 11.00 Law & Order 12.00 Bralniac Science Abuse 1.00 Stargate SG-1150 Relic Hunter 2.40 Dream Team 3.30 Guiltyl 4.20 Taste 5.10 UtUe Monsters
BBC THREE ' 7.00 The House of Tiny Tearaways 8.00 Honey We're Killing the Kids 9.00 Torchwood. A plane from the 1950s lands in present-day Cardiff. 950 Torchwood Declassified 10.00 EaslEnders 1050 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of ^ is p s 1150 Trttybangbang 12.00 The Real Hustle Christmas Special 1255 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 155 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 155 Torchwood 2.45 Tlttybangbang 3.15 Pulling 3.45 Close
ITV2 11.10 Judge Judy 1250 Coronation Street 1.00 Emmerdale 150 The Jeremy Kyle Show 255 The Jeremy Kyle Show 3.40 RickI Lake 455 Sally Jessy Raphael 5.10 Airline 5.40 Judge Judy 65U The rrV2 Pantomime: Jack and the Beanstalk 8.00 Creature Comforts 850 Rim; National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989). Crazy comedy, starring Chevy Chase. Including Entertalnmmt News Update. 1050 Coronation Street Steve's date with Michelle looks set for disaster. 11.00 Ghosthunting with Girls Aloud 1.00 Playdate: ITV Play 4.00 Playalong; ITV Play 6.00 Close
E4 12.00 E4 Music: Urvnterrupted 1.00 Freshly Squeezed Extra 2.00 Scrubs 250 Scrubs 3.00 SmallvDIe: Superman the Early Years 355 Switched Up!
455 Hollyoaks 455 Friends 5 5 0 Friends 6.00 Scrubs 650 Scrubs 7.00 Hollyoaks 750 S w i tc ^ Up! 75 5 Friends. Chandler and Monica visit a fertility dinic. 850 Friends. Mortca and Chandler interview a potential ^ r n i donor. 9.00 Supemanny 10.00 Rm: Kalifomla (1993). Thriller, star- ring Brad Pitt 12.15 Pom: A Family Business 1250 Pom: A Family Business 155 Supemanny 250 The Chris Isaak Show 3.15 Pom: A Family Business 3.40 Pom: A Family Business 4.10 Smallville: Supemian the Early Years 450 Switched 5.10 Switched 550 Switched
SKY SPORTS 1
12.00 Live Darts. Day five of the 2007 World Championship. 5.00 Premier League Prevlw 550 RFA Futbol MundiaJ 6.00 Live Darts. The 2007 World Championship. Tonight’s second-round matches at the Circus Tavern are the final ties before the tournament takes a break for Chnstmas. reluming next Tuesday. 11.00 Premier League Preview 1150 World Sport 12.00 Football League 150 Premier League Preview 2.00 Friday Rghl Night 4.00 Football League 550 RFA Futbol Mundial
SKY SPORTS 2
12.00 Spanish Football 2.00 Inlemational Cricket 5.00 Sky Sports Classics 5.15 Sky Sports Classics 550 Golf 6.00 Golf 7.00 Premier League Prewew 750 Live Football League. Crystal Palace v Sunderland (Kick-off 8.00pm). Coverage of the Championship dash atSelhurst Paik. 10.00 Friday Rght Night 12.00 Poker 2.00 Golf 3.00 Poker 5.00 Golf
SKY SPORTS 3 1150 Race Wortd 1250 Golf 1.00 Golf 2.00 Masters Football 5.00 U Can Do It 5.05 WWE: Raw 7.00 ICC Cricket World 750 Live Rugby Union. Northa^ton Saints v London Wasps (Wck-off 8.00pm). 10.00 WWE Late Night — Smackdown. Over-the-top wrestling action. 12.00 WWE Ute Night — Bottom Une 1.00 Rugby Union 250 Shift Adventure Snownders 3.00 Tight Unes 4.00 Rugby Union 550 Moto Plus
LIVE RUGBY UNION: Northampton Saints v London Wasps (Kick-off 8.00pm). AH the action from this evening’s Premiership ( ^ h at Franklin’s Gardens, where the visitors are the favourites to daim victory. The Saints will hope to have David Quinlan back in their side after his recent shoulder injury, but even his influence may count for little, as Wasps are intent on dalmlng a win and a potential bonus point as they look to dose the gap on Gloucester and Bristol. (Sky Sports 3 ,7.30pm)
SKY MOVIES 1 11.00 The Adventures o f Sharhboy and Lavaglrl (2005) See 6.15pm. 1225 A Simple Twist o f Fate (1994) Emotional drama, starring Steve Martin, Gabriel Byrne and Catherine O'Hara. 225 Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) Teen drama, Star ring Lindsay Lohan, Adam Garda, Glenne Headly and Alison Pill. 4.00 Shrek 2 (2004) Blockbusting animation, with the voices of Mike Myers, Cameron D i ^ Eddie Murphy, Julie Andrews and John Cleese. 5.45 Christmas with Sky Movies Rims over the festive period. 6.15 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagiri (2005) Children’s adventure, stam’ng Taylor Lautner, Taylor Dooley and Cayden Boyd, aoo Lord of War (2005) An entrepreneur turns his hand to anns dealing when he learns of an influx In cheap Russian weaponry. Fact-based comedy drama, starring Nicolas Cage. 10.05 Hitch (2005) Romantic comedy, starring Will Smith. 12.05 Eraser (1996) Action thriller, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Z05 Soul Plane (2004) Comedy, staning Kevin Hart 325 Kinsey (2004) Acclaimed drama, stam’ng Uam Neeson. 525 The Da Vinci Code Special A look at the film starring Tom Hanks.
SKYM0VIES2 1125 In Good Company (2004) See 5.30pn.
-1 2 5 Little Man Tate (1 ^ 1 ) Drama, directed by and stam'ng Jodie Foster. 3.40 Who Framed Roger Rabtrit (1988) Uve action-cartoon whodunfl, ' stam’ng Bob Hoskins, Christopher Uo^'and Joanna Cassidy. 520 In Good Company (2004) Oflbeat ccxnedy, staning Dennis Quakl. 720 Popcorn Comic quiz show. 6.00 The Brothers Grimm (2005) Premiere. Will and Jake Grimm travel fre^ town to town staging frightening hauntings, before charging the locals to get rkf of the imaginary ghouls. Adventure, stam'ng Matt Damon. 10.00 Constantine (2005) Supernatural thriller, staning Keanu Reeves. 12.00 The Brothers Grimm (2005) See 8.00piu 2.00 Taking Care of Business (1990) Comedy, stam'ng James Belushi. 320 Proteus (1995) Honor, stam'ng Craig Fairbrass. 520 The Canterville Ghost (1995) C o m ^ , staning Patrick Stewart.
SKY ONE 12.00 Futurama: Welcome to the World of Tomorrow 12.15 Rim: The Ubrarian: Quest for the SpeSr (2004). Fantasy adventure, stam’ng Noah Wityle. 2.00 Dream Team 320 A Very Bany Christmas 4.00 Cirque de Celebrite 5.00 The Simpsons 520 The Simpsons 6.00 Malcolm in the
• Middle 6.30 Mak»Im in the Middle 7.00 Futurama. ICrf hopes to impress Amy’s parents. 72 0 Futurama. Bender becomes a tyrannical ;rfiaraoh. e.C0 Brainias’s Test Tube Baby Christmas Special. Festive mayhem, vwth guest Unda Lusardi. 9,00 Road Wars 10.00 Bones 11.00 Angel 1Z00 Br^niac’s Test Tube Baby Christmas Spedal 1.00 Brainlac Christmas Crar*er 120 Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby 2.40 Dream Team 320 Guilty! 420 Footballers’ Pads 5.10 Star Trek Deep Space Nine
BBC THREE
7.00 MPs’ Out-Takes. Embanassing political gaffes. 7 2 0 The Real HusBe: The 12 Scams of Christmas Special 820 Goals, Goals. Goals 2006. Some of th'is year’s finest strikes. 920 UtHe Britain 10.00 Little Britain 1020 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1120 Pulling 12.00 Goals, Goals, Goals 2006 1225 UWe Britain 125 UtUe Britain 125 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 225 The Real Hustle: The 12 Scams of Christmas Special
ITV2 925 Emmerdale 12.10 Coronation Street 220 Creature Comforts 2.45 Jack and the Beanstalk 420 Aladdin. All-star panto with Julian Clary, Martin Clunes and Patsy KensiL 525 Dick Whittington 720 Rim: Jack Frost (1998). Fantasy drama, starring Michaet Keaton, Kelly Preston and Joseph Cross. Including Entertainment News Update. 920 Rm: Apolk)
13(1995). Fact-based drama, staning Tom Hanks. Including . Entertainment News Update. 12.10 Rim: Love Actually (2003). Roii«anlic- comedy, starring Hugh Grant Including Entertainment News Update. 2.45 Make Your Play: ITV Play 320 Emmerdale 6.00 Clo?e
11.00 Yule Love This One 1.45 The Best of The Album Chart Show 220 Hoilyoaks 5.00 Friends 520 Friends 6.00 The Sword of Xanten. Part one of the epic fantasy, starring Benno Furmann. Concludes lomonow. 8.00 Friends. Part one of two. The gang visit Barbados. 820 Friends. Part two of two. The gang attend Ross’s lecture. 9.00 The 100 Greatest Christmas Moments 1.00 The Comic Strip Presents 2.05 The Chris Isaak Show 3.00 Invasion 3.40 The Best of The Album Chart Show 425 Switched 420 Switched 5.10 Switched 520 Switched 525 Close
SKY SPORTS 1 12.00 Soccer Saturday 6.00 Sky Sports Classics 6.15 World Snooker Trickshots 8.10 Sky Sports Classics 825 Football RrsL A Premlersh^ match in ton. 10.15 Fooball RrsL A chance for viewers to see a match of thar ovim c b c ^ . 11.45 Football Rrst A chance for viewers to see a match of their own chcA». 1.15 Football Rrst 2j45 Football Rrst 4.15 Footban Rrst 545 Sky Sports Classics
SKY SPORTS 2
12.00 Live Football Spedal. Fulham v West Ham United (Kick-off 1245pm). 3.00 Golf 320 Friday Rght Night 520 Golf 6.00 Golf 7.00 Speedway. A look back at the 2006 Grand Prix season. 920 Worid Snooker Tnckshots. Action from the 15th staging of the event as six of the world’s leading players descend on Preston to contest the title won by
American Mike M^sey last year. 1120 Poker 1.00 Live NFL Oakland Raiders v Kansas City Chiefs (Kick-off 1.00am). 420 Golf 5.00 Golf
SKY SPORTS 3 1200 WWE: BoHom Line 1.00 Darts 6.00 WWE-Smackdown
8.00 WWE:
Bottom Une 9.00 Endzone. American football magazine. 10.00 Extreme Championsh^ Wrestling 11.00 WWE: Smackdown 120 WWE Late Night — Bottom Une 200 World Srxx>ker Trickshots 420 Speedway
LIVE FOOTBALL SPECIAL: Fulham v West Ham United (Kick-off 12.45pm). Coverage of the Premiership dash at Craven Cottage,
. where the Hammers must Improve on ttieir tem'ble away form if they are to get a result They were hammered 4 - 0 Boflon Wanderers on their last trip and will be nervous against a weil-drilled Cottagers outfit today.
The visitors are among the lowest scoring in the league, and will look to Bobby Zamora to
find t) le net and lead the visitois away from the relegation zone. (Sky Sports 2 ,12pm)
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■ Coronation ' Street . ( I tv l, 7.30pm) Steve's date with Michelle looks set for disaster, while Frankie anij Jamie resolve to make a fresh start. Else where, Bev recon ciles \vrth Ashley.
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■ Ih e Charlotte Church Show Christmas Special (4 ,10.00pm) Paul O'Grady
talks about his favourite and worst | guests, and plays a game featuring unusual gifts.
■ UK’s Strongest Man (five, 8.00pm) Action from ttie event held in Belfast. \^ e re competitors face daunting tasks such as the Hercules hold, and the bus push.
■ Strictly Come Dancing — The Rnal
(BBC1,5.40pm) Bruce Forsyth and
Tess Daly present the dimax of the contest as the
couples perform ballroom, Latin and freest^e routines.
■ Mozart 250
Celebration from Salzburg -
(BBC2,5.55pm) James Naughtie' .
. presents a concert - - recorded at the . d t /s Festspiel-.
• haus festival hall, / featuring arias and duels.'
■ Whatever Happened to Gareth Gates? (ITV1,7.30pm) The Pop Idol mn- ner-up discusses his public fall from grace. Including tabloid reports of a relationship with Jordan.
■ God Gave Rock N Roll
•to You (Channel 4, 6.30pm)
. Dr Robert Beck- ford examines the often turbulent relationship be
tween religion and pop music.
■ NCIS (five, 7.40pm) A satellite techni- dan’s voyeuristic activities inadver tently lead him to witness the murder of a Navy com mander Involved . in an important weapons project.
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