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■ Match of the Day (BBC 1,10.10pm)


: Gary Lineker : reviews this after­ noon’s top-flight


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; new boys Sheffield i United and Reading : at Bramall Lane.


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Breakfast (S) 2473852 Saturday Kitchen (S) 68784 Ever Wondered About Food? (S) 7055 BBC News; Weather (S) 6520535 Football Focus (S) 7167087 Grandstand: Golf: The World Match Play Championship Highlights 5724871 Live Golf: The World Match Play Championship Times may vary. 994852 Final Score Round-up of results. Digital viewers can access extended coverage on the interactive senrice. 25158 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 320871 Weakest Link (R) (S) 360061 How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? The remaining contestants battle it out to win the lead role in The Sound of Music as the competition reaches its final. The result can be seen at 9.15. (S) 789719 The National Lottery: In It to Win It Dale Winton presents the quiz show in which five contestants pit their wits to scoop a big prize. Includes the Lotto, Dream Number and Thunderball draws. Last in series. (S) 383448 The Vicar of Dibley Vicar Geraldine attends three Christmas lunches in order to avoid hurting anyone’s feelings. The 1996 festive episode of the clerical sitcom, starring Dawn French. (R) (S) 960326 How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? Graham Norton announces the result of the final public vote to determine which of the wannabes will be taking to the West End stage as Maria Von Trapp in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Sound of Music. Last in series. (S) 230069 BBC News; Weather; (S) National Lottery Update 700535 Match of the Day Gary Lineker is joined by Mark Lawrenson and Alan Hansen to review this afternoon’s top-fiight games, including the clash between new boys Sheffield United and Reading at Bramall Lane. (S) 632993 Athletics World Cup Action from the opening day of the inter-continental event at the Olympic Stadium in Athens, where athletes represent their continents rather than their countries. (S) 654055 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (R) (S) 4597272 FILM: The Delta Factor (1971) Espionage thriller, starring Christopher George; (S) Weatherview 404727 BBC News 24 70638366


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■ Treasures In­ side the Kremlin (BBC 2 ,9pm) Documentary revealing the inner workings ot the. Kremlin, regarded as.one of the worid’s most secretive buildings.


. supernatural drama, with t.esley Sharp. Alison realises she has to dedicate her life to helping spihls, and tries to solve a mystery.


■ afterlife (ITV 1,9pm) New series of the


■ The Doomsday Code (Channel 4 ,7pm) Tony Robinson gathers evidence that might uncover the realities behind the prophecies contained w'rthin the Book of Revelation.


■ Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (five, 10pm) An infant overdoses on cocaine mixed into baby food but Internal Affairs block the investiga-, tion. Mariska Hargitey stats.


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Flog III From Lincoln. (R) (S) 99871 Porridge Pilot episode. Facing the dismal prospect of spending the next five years behind bars, wily old Fletcher plans his escape while being escorted to jail. (R) (S) 987581 FILM: Merrill’s Marauders (1962) Impressive, action-packed VVodd War Two adventure about a crack US unit fighting the Japanese in Burma’s steaming jungles. Starring Jeff Chandler, Ty Hardin, Peler Brown, Claude Akins, John Hoyt and Andrew Duggan. (S) 11239852 Inside The Kremlin Documentary revealing the inner workings of the Kremlin, regarded as one of the world's most secretive buildings and the embodiment of Russian power and authority. (S) 725581 FILM: The Life and Oeafh of Peter Sellers (2003) Premiere. Geoffrey Rush plays the much-loved comic actor, who would have celebrated his 81 st birthday earlier this month, in this intriguing biopic. Stephen Hopkins’ film charts Sellers’ career from his radio performances with The Goons, to the hilarious characters brouoht to life on the big screen, and also reveals the darker side'to his fife, focusing on his troubled relationships. The strong cast includes Chariize Therori, John Lithgow and Emily Watson, but it's Rush’s inspired performance that appropriately steals the show. One of Sellers’ most popular and acclaimed comedies. Being There, follows. (S) 210910


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ITV Morning News (S) 43806 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 4107061 Toonattik (S) 78160516 Saturday Cooks — Chef v Britain (R) (S) 7895887 Saturday Cooks Live! (S) 95028061 CITV 4087581 GP2 (S) 6911622 ITV News; Weather (S) 38140887 Regional Programme Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (R) {5)4911719 The Cosby Mysteries (R) (S) 1562500 FILM: Smokey and the Bandit (1977) Comedy, starring Burt Reynolds and Jackie Gleason. (S) 49601326 Regional Programme ITV News and Sport; Weather 4482603 You’ve Been Framed! Camping calamities and martial arts mayhem. (S) 359332 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the big-money quiz. (S) 783535 The X Factor Auditions in Bimiingham, Dublin and Glasgow. (S) 774887 Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway The duo return (or a new series of the entertainment show, featuring undercover pranks, sketches and surprises. The Pussycat Dolls perform ' their new single, and the hosts challenge Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield to a high-speed race. Plus, a chance for viewers to win a giant piggy bank full of cash. (S) 561041 afterlife New series of the supernatural drama, starring Lesley Sharp and Andrew Lincoln. Alison is recovering from the traumatic seance that saw her inhabited by the ghost of Robert’s son, and realises she has to dedicate her life to helping spirits. After seeing a strange woman at a roadside, she becomes embroiled in the mystery surrounding a fatal car crash. (S) 6055 Parkinson The king of chat returns for a new series. His guests are long-time musical collaborators Elton John and Bemie Taupin, along with Little Britain duo Matt Lucas and David Walliams. (S) 8690351 ITV News; Weather (S) 728887 Talladega Nights TV Special — The Inside Track Behind the scenes of the Will Ferrell comedy. (S) 835516 The Mint; ITV News Headlines 81340158 Trading Treasures (R) (S) 69224456 ITV Nightscreen 28949


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6.00 Sunrise 5586974 6.55 Milkshake! 52196852 9.05 Shake! 99760516 11.40 Monster Moves (R) (S) 2018332 12.40 F!LM: Stolen Identity (1995) Drama, with Kellie Martin. (S) 87072790 FILM: The Dream Team (1989) Sentimental comedy. Michael Keaton stars. (S) 88575852 FILM: The Secret Agent Club (1996) Action-packed comedy, with Hulk Hogan and Matthew McCuriey. (S) 66541871


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11.00 FILM: Navy Seals (1990) The US Navy’s elite commando force, led by Charlie Sheen and Michael Biehn, embark on a dangerous covert mission to recover stolen missiles and kidnap an Arab terrorist in Beirut — with a little help from news reporter Joanne Whalley. Gripping action adventure, also starring Bill Paxton. (S) 33045516 Quiz Call Interactive game show. 30943949 Wildlife SOS (R) (S) 99114017


10.00 Law & Order; Special Victims Unit An infant overdoses on cocaine mixed into baby food but Internal Affairs block the investigation, so the entire team go undercover to expose a doig ring run by corrupt cops. Stabler is consigned to desk duty after a major transaction takes a turn tor the worse and he is forced to shoot a suspect in self-defence. However, Cragen and Benson soon uncover a smuggling racket as they pursue the case. (S) 1666535


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journey with a visit to South America. He learns how the ecosystem of the Galapagos Islands is under threat from tourists, and meets remote indigenous tribes in the Amazon rainforest. He also travels through the most dangerous and lawless area of Colombia, before risking his life surfing the Pororoca Wave — a mini-tsunami — in the waters surrounding Brazil. (S) 8185 Restoration Village Grift Rhys Jones, Marianne Suhr and Ptolemy Dean host the grand final from the Weald and Downland Open Air Museum in Sussex, as viewers are invited to cast their vote for the building they think most deserves to be restored. The team offer a rundown of the eight finalists and talk to'the campaigners, before announcing the winner at the end of the show. Last in series. (S) 8458663


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■ Alive (4, 8pm) In the final episode of the series, two skioro aro plunged into a nightmare when the ice wall they’re climbing snaps — taking one of the pair with it.


■ Comb at Club (live, 11.30pm) The children learn the Rlipino art of stick-fighting, then test their hand- eye co-ordination by attempting to use a bat and ball while on a surf simulator.


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9.00 FILM: Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003) Premiere. Horror sequel carrying on where the first entry left off, following the sinister Creeper as he continues his murderous activities, determined to sate his bloodthirsty appetite before he goes to sleep for another 23 years — and a coachload of squealing teenagers looks like the perfect place to start. It may provide more gruesome scares, but this inferior and seemingly tongue-in- ■ cheek follow-up lacks the nervy tension of the original. Ray Wise, Jonathan Breck, Garikayi Mutambirwa and Eric Nenninger star. (S) 6340


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7.40 Channel 4 News (S) 144562 8.00 Alive Disaster strikes for skiers Jim and Dave in Alaska when they are scaling an ice wall and it breaks away, taking Jim with it. An unsuccessful search for help across the crevasse field by Dave results in him being faced with a tough decision—whether to leave his friend or risk his own life by trying to save him. Last in series. (S) 3253


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Milkshake! 4097494 Shake! 8737348 Revelations (R) (S) 5957920 five news update (S) 29061920 FILM; Darby’s Rangers (1957) Combat hero James Gamer trains a team of American commandos for action behind enemy lines. Mediocre World War Two adventure, also starring Etchika Choureau. (S) 95992307 FILM: Grumpy Old Men (1993) Two elderty neighbours’ constant bickering takes on a new twist as a glamorous widow moves In nearby. Backbiting comedy, starring Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. (S) 7877949 five news and sport (S) 7646746 FILM: The Parent Trap (1998) Separated twin sisters meet up by accident and decide to join forces in an attempt to reunite their estranged parents, switching places to get the warring couple to make up. Twinkly remake of the Disney comedy, stam'ng Dennis Quaid. (S) 74257456 FILM: Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde (2003) Premiere. Comedy sequel In which Reese Witherspoon reprises her role as the dizzy blonde, now a qualified lawyer, who heads for Washington to put an end to the testing of cosmetics on animals. Includes news update at 9.55. (S) 1541272 The Bitchiest Ever TV Moments Julian Clary hosts a countdown of memorable displays of televisual bitchiness, as voted for by viewers. Among the treats on offer are Elton John giving the world a piece of his mind in fly-on-the-wall documentary Tantrums and Tiaras, Jonathan Ross and Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen slating each other’s eccentric dress sense and Anne Robinson struggling to cope with acid- tongued drag queens on Weakest Link. Bad Girls, Emmerdale and The X-Factor also make the list, but no celebration of cattiness would be complete without a little Dynasty, with Joan Collins’ Alexis In fine venomous form as she throws all Kryslle’s furs out of the Carrington mansion. (R) (S) 9256727 ITU Triathlon The ITU World Cup. 2504857 Major League Baseball New York Yankees v Boston Red Sox. 46954012 Motorsport Mundial High-speed coverage. 80526437 Football on five Slavia Prague v Tottenham Hotspur. (R) 8798944


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SKY MOVIES 1 11.15 Oklahomal (1999]


Musical, starring Maureen Up-nian. 2.15 Me and the Kid (IS '^3) Comedy, with Danny Ai:*!lo.


4.00 A Cinderella Story (2004) Romantic comedy, starring Hilary Duff. 5.45 Wildfire 7: The Inferno (2002) Drama, starring Tracey Gold, Woody Jeffreys, Alexander Walters and Nathaniel Arcand. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood.


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2.15 I Heart Huckabccs (2004) Offbeat ermedv. starring Dustin Hoffman. 4.15 Deep Family Secrets (1997) Thnllc. s*-mng Richard Crenna.


12.00 Dinotopia 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 The 10th Kingdom 5.00 Stargate SG-1 6.00 The Simpsons. Homer is possessed by an evil toupee. 6.30 The Simpsons. Homer befriends a group of holidaying celebrities. 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Vroom Vroom. Light-hearted motoring magazine. 9.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. Jon Tickle and Richard Hammond join forces to wreak havoc In the laboratory. 10.00 Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby. Companion show to Brainiac. 11 -00 Asbo Fever 12.00 A Town Called Eureka 1.00 Big Ron Manager 1.50 Las Vegas 2.40 NipATuck 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager 5.10 Star Trek: Voyager


BBC THREE 7.00 Dog Borstal. A bus-hating mongrel. 8.00 Top Gear. TTie team go on a caravanriing holiday in Dorset, and actor Brian Cox Is the Star In a Reasonably Priced Car. Plus, three saloons are put through their paces on the lest track. i.OO Film: Ronin (1998). Action thriller, starring Robert De Niro. 11.00 The Real Hustle. A pick-pocket scam and a sneaky car sale. 11.30 The Real Hustle. Scams Including the automatic teller card switch. 12.00 I'm With Stupid 12.30 F**' Olf, I’m Fat 1.30 The Real Hustle 2.00 Tlie Real Hustle 2.30 I’m With Stupid. Comedy series, starring Mark Benton and Paul Henshall. 3.00 F*** Off, I’m Fat 4.00 Close


ITV2 9.25 Emmerdale 12.10 Coronation Street 2.35 Holiday Showdown 3.35 Movies Now 3.45 Talladega Nights TV Special — The Inside Track 4.15 High School Reunion 5.15 The New Adventures of Superman 6.15 The New Adventures of Superman 7.15 The New Adventures of Supennan 8.15 The New Adventures of Superman 9.15 The Xtra Factor 10.15 Rim: The Mummy Returns (2001). Action-packed sequel, stam’ng Brendan


. Fraser. Including Entertainment News Update. 12.40 The X Factor 1.40 The Xtra Factor 2.40 The Mint: ITV Play 3.30 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


E4 11.00 Nothing But Scissor Sisters 1.00 TBA: Franz Ferdinand 2.00 4Music Presents: Red Hot Chill Peppers 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.35 Friends. Chandler has an illicit affair. 6.05 Invasion. Urkin is involved in a car crash. 7.05 Invasion. A baby is abandoned at the ranger station. 8.00 Friends. Ross accompanies Rachel to the launderette. 8.30 Friends. Chandler has an illicit affair. 9.00 The 100 Greatest Films. Countdown of the British public’s 100 favourite movies of all time. 12.05 Pom: A Family Business 12,40 TBA: Franz Ferdinand 1.40 Invasion 2.30 Invasion 3.20 Pom: A Family Business 3.45 4Muslc: Wireless Festival 2006 4.45 Switched 5.05 Switched 5.25 Switched 5.45 Close


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12.00 Soccer Saturday 5.45 Live Super League. Eddie Hemmings and Mike Stephenson present coverage of a Super League game. 7.55 Champions League Weekly 8.25 Football Rrst. A Premiership match in full. 10.15 Football Rrst 11.45 Football Rrst 1.15 Football Rrst 2,45 Football Rrst 4.15 Football Rrst 5.45 Sky Sports Classics


SKY SPORTS 2 10.30 Friday Fight Night 12.30 Australian Rules Football 2.30 Uve Rugby Union. London Irish v Bristol Shoguns (Kick-off 2.45pm). 5.00 Rugby Union 7.00 European Tour Golf 9.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The 84 Lumber Classic. 11.00 Rugby Union 1.00 Max Power 2.00 Uve Big Rght Special. Marco Antonio Barrera v Rocky Juarez. 5.00 Molo Plus 5.30 World Spbrt


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Sailing 12.30 Uve Cricket. Worcestershire Royals v Surrey Brown Caps. 6.30 Karting 7.00 WWE: Smackdown 9.00 WWE: Bottom Une. Highlights of Raw. 10.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling: Late Night. No-holds-barred mayhem. 11.00 WWE: Smackdown 1.00 WWE: Late Night — Bottom Une 2.00 Spanish Football 4.00 US Tour Golf


. likes of seamer Kabir All, England's Graeme Hick and former Yorkshire batsman Phil Jaques to lead them to an important victory. (Sky Sports 3 ,12.30pm)


Live Cricket: \A/orcestershire Royals v Surrey Brown Caps. All the action from the Pro40 Division Two clash at New Road, where the visitors are hoping to enhance their chances of promotion with a win. TTie hosts are also pressing hard for a place in the top flight next season and will look to the


SKY MOVIES 1 10.05 Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace (1999)


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12.25 From Star Wars to Star Wars: The Story of Industrial Light and Magic The history of the special effects company. 1.20 The Wool Cap (2003) Drama, stamng William H Macy. 2.55 A Simple Twist of Fate (1994) Emotional drama, stam’ng Steve Martin, Gabriel Byrne and Catherine O’Hara. 4.45 From Star Wars to Star Wars: The Story of Industrial Light and Magic The histoo^ of the special effects company. 5.40 Star Wars: Episode i — The Phantom Menace (1999) Blockbusting sci-fi prequel, stam’ng Ewan McGregor. 8.00 Ocean’s Twelve (2004) Slick thriller, starring George Clooney. 10.10 King Arthur (2004) Grim historical drama, starring Clive Owen. 12.20 Con Air (1997) Action thriller, stam’ng Nicolas Cage. 2.20 The Alamo (2004) Western adventure, starring Dennis Quaid. 4.40 Project: ALF (1996) Comedy, with Miguel Ferrer.


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11.40 An Inconvenient Truth: AI Gore Interview The former v ice-president discusses climate change. 12.10 School of Rock (2004) See 10.00pm. 2.10 The Dinosaur Hunter (2000) Adventure, starring Simon MacCorkindale, Christopher Plummer, Alison Pill and Bill Switzer. 4.00 Funky Monkey (2004) Premiere. Comedy, stam’ng Matthew Modine. 5.40 Star Wars Episode II: ILM l l ie effects of the second prequel. 6.00 The Karate Kid Part II (1986) Martial arts adventure sequel, starring Ralph Macchio, Martin Kove, Chad McQueen and William Zabka. 8.00 Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) Black comedy, starring John Cusack. 10.00 School of Rock (2004) Comedy, starring Jack Black. 12.00 Fierce Creatures (1997) Comedy, stam’ng John Cleese. 1.50 Melinda and Melinda (2004) Comedy drama, starring Radha Mitchell, Will Ferrell, Jonny Lee Miller and Chiwetel Ejiofor. 3.40 The Singing Detective (2003) Thriller, starring Robert Downey Jnr. 5.30 The Dinosaur Hunter (2000) See 2.10pm.


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SKY ONE 12.00 Robot Wars 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Brainiac: History Abuse 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Tho Simpsons. Guest starring Frances McDormand. 7.00 TTie Match: Celebrity Trials 8.00 Film: Mission: Impossible (1996). Action thriller, starring Tom Cruise, Jon Voight and Emmanuelle Beart. 10.05 Road Wars. An intruder in a shop upsets staff. . 11.05 Christian O’ConneH’s Sunday Sen/ice. Chat show hosted by the award-winning DJ. Last in series. 12.05 Cold Case 1.05 Deadwo^ 2.05 Footballers’ Pads 2.55 Tommy Lee’s Rockstan Supernova 3.45 Star Trek: Voyager 4.40 Star Trek: Voyager 5.30 The Dog Whisperer


BBC THREE 7.00 Anthea Turner Perfect Housewife 8.00 Say No to the Knife. A 27- year-old man and a Middlesex woman meet the experts. 9.00 Little Britain 9.30 The Catherine Tate Show. Mouthy schoolgirl Lauren visits the gym. 10.00 I’m With Stupid 10.30 Spooks. Part two of two. Harry is taken prisoner. 11.30 The Real Hustle 12.00 Jonathan Ross’s Japanorama 12.30 Lucky, Loaded and Lost: Welcome to My World 1.30 I'm With Stupid 2.00 The Real Hustle 2.30 Jonathan Ross’s Japanorama 3.00 Lucky, Loaded and Lost: Welcome to My World 4.00 Close


ITV2 11.15 Errimerdale 2.00 Film: The Mummy Returns (2001). Action-packed sequel, stam’ng Brendan Fraser. Including Entertainment News U^ ate. 4.25 Coronation Street 6.45 Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway 8.00 The X Factor. Auditiorrs in Birmingham, Dublin and Glasgow. 9.00 The Xlra Factor. Behind the scenes of the talent show. 10.00 Entourage. Vince meets a face from the past on a TV talk show. 10.40 Rim: Scary Movie (2000). Horror spoof, starring Anna Fans. Including Entertainment News Update. 12.25 Coronation Street 12.55 Entourage 1.35 The Mint: ITV Play 4.00 Playalong: iTV Play 6.00 Close


E4 11.001 Don’t Feel like Dancing 1.35 Ibiza Rocks 2.05 Popworld 2.55 4Music: Wireless Festival 2006 4.00 Reunion 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Scrubs. JO worries that Jutle never laughs. 6.30 The War at Home 7.00 One Tree Hill 8.00 Ghost Whisperer. A woman Is haunted by the ghost of her fiance’s wife. 9.00 Lost. Michael plans to attack the Others. 10.00 The Sopranos 11.10 Hollyoaks: In the City 12.15 4Music: Wireless Festival 20061.20 Scnibs 1.50 The War at Home 2.15 One Tree Hil! 3.00 Ghost Whisperer 3.40 Reunion 4.25 Ibiza Rocks 4.40 Switched 5.05 Switched 5.25 Switched 5.50 Close


SKY SPORTS 1 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00 Live Super Sunday. Chelsea v Liverpool (Kick-off 1.30pm). 3.30 IJve Super Sunday. Manchester United v Arsenal (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 7.00 Football League Review 8.00 Live Spanish Football. A La Liga match. 10.00 Football Rrst 11.30 Football Rrst 1.00 Uve WWE Wrestling. The Unforgiven extravaganza InToronto, Canada. 4.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 12.00 Seamaster Sailing 12.30 Live Cricket. Coverageiof a Pro40 encounter, as the top teams in the country chase the inaugural title on the final day of the season. 6.30 European Tour Golf 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The 84 Lumber Classic. Coverage of the fourth day at the Nemacolin Woodlands Resort and Spa in Pennsylvania. 11.00 British Superbikes


SKY SPORTS 3 11.00 Big Rght Special 1.00 Live Federation Cup Tennis. Belgium v Italy. 5.00 Powerboating 5.30 World Sport 6.00 Big Rght Special 8.00 Seamaster Sailing 8.30 Karting 9.00 Race World 10.00 Max Power 11.00 WWE: Late Night Afterbum 12.00 WWE: Heat 1.00 Football League Review ZOO Spanish Football 4.00 Close


OCEAN’S TWELVE: The crooks from the first film are reunited when an old enemy catches up with them and demands they repay the money they stole three years earlier. It’s not long before the villains have come up with another larcenous plan — but they reckon without the attentions of a fellow thief and a sultry Interpol agent. Slick all-star thriller sequel, stam’ng George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia and Don Cheadle. (Sky Movies 1, 8pm)


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