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Hosted by John Inverdale and Craig Doyle. 1.05 Rugby Build-Up. 1.20 Live


Rugby Union: Wales v Italy. 3.20 Live Rugby Union: Ireland v Scotland.


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Times may vary. (S) 9532091 Final Score 6267362 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 102140 Just for Laughs A gang kidnap an old lady. (S) 586411 Get Smarter in a Week Volunleers undergo a brairi- boosting experiment. (S) 738891 The National Lottery; Jet Set New series. Eamonn Holmes introduces the quiz in which hopeful contestants battte it out to win a round-the-world trip. (S) 984701 Casualty Kelsey allows a patient


to discharge herself, fearing she will spill the beans about their


shared past. A disconsolate Sam struggles with his confidence on


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his first day as an HCA. (S) 976817 Get Smarter in a Week The votunteers put their creativity to the test and see


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how adept they are with words and numbers as they continue to find out if the brain-boosting regimen has made them smarter. (S) 3275 BBC News; Weather; (S) National Lottery Update 381169 : Match o f the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of today’s Premiership clashes, including the London derby between champions Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur at Stamford Bridge, where the Blues will hope to continue their impressive record over Martin Jol's side and edge a step closer to retaining their title. Plus, the best moments from


Birmingham City V West Bromwich Albion at St Andrews and Bolton


Wanderers v West Ham United at the ^ i 11.40 1.20


Reebok Stadium. (S) 5812362 FILM: The Breakfast Club (1985) Teenage delinquents discuss • their lives during a high-school detention period. Satisfying drama, starring Emilio Estevez and Judd Nelson. (S) Weatherview 623966 BBC News 24 27754015


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1.05 The Rockford Files Jim helps Beth with a tax evasion case. (R) (S) 7702817


1.55 Cagney and Lacey The duo investigate a series of fire-bombings. (R) 7460275


2.45 Miss Marple A forthcoming


murder is announced in the Press. (R) (S) 70389053


5.20 What the Papers Say With David Aaronovitch of The Times. Last in series. (S) 8533053 •


5.30 Flog It! From the Isle of Wight. (R) (S)53053


6.30 Planet Earth The history of the planet. (R)(S) 31343


7.30 Crufts 2006 Ben Fogle presents coverage of the toy and utility dog groups. Peter Puives reports from the flyball final, while Jessica Holm provides an update on the obedience competition. There is also news on the agility events


and the chance to vote in the Kennel Club Friends for Life competition.


Concludes tomorrow. (S) 59237 9.00 Riot At the Rite Drama, chronicling


preparations for the first-ever staging of Stravinsky’s The Rite of Spring, in 1913 — a controversial ballet that changed the


. face of dance for ever. Choreographer Nijinsky is rewarded for his success with


. the opportunity to work on a high-profile production, but faces an agonising choice between his lover Diaghiiev and a woman in the audience. Adam Garcia ’ and Alex Jennings star. (S) 7121


10.30 Have I Got Old News for You The late Linda Smith and novelist Will Self join in the fun on the satirical current affairs quiz, while Neil Kinnock sits in as guest host. (R) (S) 67237


11.00 Room 101 Paul Merton talks to . the late Linda Smith about her personal pet hates, which include Tim Henman, bow ties and adults who read Harry Potter novels. (R) (S) 8237


11.30 Athletics The World Indoor Championships. (S) 85492


12.30 FILM: An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn (1997) Comedy, starring Eric Idle. (S) 7329522


1.50 Dear-Television Weird and wonderful letters frorn the past 50 years which give an insight into the mind of the average TVviewer.(R)(S) 1814102


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ITV Morning News (S) 61701 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 4877817 Toonattik (5)81821188 Holly and Stephen’s Saturday Showdown (S) 8495140 F I : Bahrain Grand Prix Qualifying The opening qualifying session of the season.(S) 79155782 ITV News; Weather (S) 6100904 Regional Programme cd:uk (5)57527 The Pink Panther ITV Movie Special (5) 91782 The Rockford Files Jim hunts a suspected assassin. (R) (5) 49966 Inspector Morse A prison murder intrigues Morse. (R) (5) 98956 Regional Programme ITV News and Sport; Weather (5)8385140 • Harry Hill’s TV Burp Comic


. view of the week’s television. (5) 614 Stars in Their Eyes Kids The last of this year’s heals. (5) 97530 Best Ever Muppet Moments Celebration of Jim Henson’s colourful creations, featuring contributions from famws fans including Bruce Foisyth, Davina McCall and Michael Parkinson. Phillip Schofield narrates. (5) 9459 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize quiz, inviting another line-up of contestants to ■ have a go at answering 15 questions that could change their lives. (5) 5879 ■ Another Audience with Shirley Bassey The Welsh songstress entertains another star-studded audience in a celebration of her career, which has now spanned six decades. Her repertoire includes new tracks alongside old favourites such as Big Spender, Goldfingerand Diamonds Are Forever, which was sampled by Kanye West in his 2005 single Diamonds of Sierra Leone. (S) 8343 Parkinson The veteran broadcaster chats to musical writers Andrew


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Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice, comedian Dara O'Briain and actress Kathy Burke. The cast of new West End show Evita also perform. (S) 1430 ITV News; Weather (S) 659140 FILM: Leaving Las Vegas (1995) An alcoholic writer loses the will to live and heads for Las Vegas, where he befriends a prostitute while trying to drink himself to death. Wonderful drama, starring Nicolas Cage; (S) ITV News Headlines 622071 Quizmania (S) 72893947 ITV Nightscreen 11744


6.10 TheHoobs(R)(S) 6.35 The Hoobs(R) (S) 7.00 French Football 7.30 World Cup Skiing 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 8.55 T4: Totally Frank (R)(S) 9.25 T4:PureT4 9.55 T4: Friends (R)(S) 10.30 T4: Popworld (S) 11.20 T4: Friends (R)(S) 11.50 T4: Chantelle: Living the Dream (S) 12.25 T4; Friends (R)(S) 12.55 T4: Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands (R) (S)


2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Sandown Park and Wolverhampton Including the 3.10 Sunderlands Imperial Cup H’cap Hurdle (2m 1/2f). (S)


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5.05 My Place in the Sun (R) (S) 5.35 Supernanny US Two boys prone to violent outbursts. (S) Channel 4 News (S) Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the contents of mystery boxes hotding as much as £250,000. (S) Bremner, Bird & Fortune Political satire with Rory Bremner, John Bird and John Fortune, taking another sideswipe at the state of the nation. IS)


9.00 FILM: Mickey Blue Eyes (1999); A strait-laced Englishman living in New York falls for a mobster’s daughter


who wants to esoape her family’s criminal background — but soon


discovers it's virtually impossible to avoid becoming involved in their ’business’ empire. Good-natured romantic comedy, stam'ng Hugh Grant, Jeanne Tripplehorn, James Caan and Burt Young. (S)


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chance to see the video for the animated bands latest single El Manana. IS)


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Smash Hits magazine. (S) 12.40 4Music: Album Chart Show , ,


Joe Mace presents a concert at the newly refurbished Koko venue in London, with performances by Sean „ Paul, the Like and Graham Coxon.


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1 ’?n cn i f f i ' ' ‘='iael Jackson’s Moments 1.30 F LM: U Turn (1997) Offbeat thriller,


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4.25 Wild Things Wildlife documentaries. IS) 5.10 Countdown Words-and-numbeis


2 *^®anedy Experiment (R) game, with Des Lynam. (R) (S) 1.00


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■ Supernanny US (Channel 4 , ^ 5.35pm) Jo Frost helps


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■ CSI: NY (five, 9.00pm) ■ Mac, Danny, Rack


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Breakfast (S) 71093760 Match o f the Day Highlights of Chelsea V Tottenham Hotspur. (3)7564541 Sunday AM (S) 33299 The Heaven & Earth Show 44270 Countryfite Windermere’s speedboat ban. Including - weather for the week ahead. (S) 64034 The Politics Show (S) 64909 Ea stEn ders(S )3588229 Six Nations Grandstand France v England (Kick-off 3.00pm). (S) 23500305 EastEnders Omnibus. (R) (S) 3891947 Songs o f Praise Celebrating St Patrick’s Day. (S) 611676 Last o f the Summer Wine Clegg’s cousin comes to slay. (S) 491980 Antiques Roadshow The team visit Australia for the first time. (S) 847299 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S )573015 Mayo New drama, starring Alistair McGowan. (S) 6657 Planet Earth David Attenborough narrates as the nature series looks at the animals that live on some of the biggest mountains on the planet. Cameras show gelada baboons screaming to frighten off predators in China, demoiselle cranes struggling to fly over the Himalayas, rare footage of snow leopards hunting on the Pakistan peaks and a wild giant panda nursing a baby in a hillside cave. 6893 BBC News; Weather (S) 168893 Panorama With Tony Blair widely expected to step down as prime minister before the next election, the documentary series looks at the legacy he will leave behind, focusing on his efforts to reform education and the welfare state. (S) 832164 Rail Cops PC Bob Gee comes to the aid of two colleagues who have suffered racial abuse, PC Wendy Coad stmggles to evacuate a tube station, and Chris Joyce helps an asylum seeker. (R) (S) 274015 FILM: Someone to Watch Over M e . (1987) A married New York detective falls for the glamorous socialite he’s been assigned to protect from a murderer. Superior romantic thriller, starring Tom Berenger; (S) We'athetview 121386 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) 684145 Sign Zone: Panorama (R) (S) 2147110 Sign Zone: A Passion for Churches (R) (S) 19503 Sign Zone: How to Live Longer (R ) (S )4358077 BBC News 24 516936


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1^45 Barbie in The Nutcracker (2001) Animated fairy tale ?‘Jn


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? Kmghiley, Ray Winslone and loan Gniffudd ■ • • ■ ■


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,. 10.10 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) As Frodo


; . and Sam struggle to reach Mount Doom, their Inends face the might of ■ j, Sauron s forres— but there is little chance of victory. Oscar-winninq '-


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. 10.00pm) /Ricky Tomlinson and James Martin


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11.30 The Flying Gardener A rose garden in Hertfordshire. (S) 1206560


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Horse-riding drama, starring Nanette Newman. (S) 94134473 Flog It! From Basildon. (R) (S) 65305 Animal Park Baby giraffe Evelyn fights for her life. (S) 12454 Bill Oddie Goes Wild in Cape Town (R) (S) 329183 Natural World The bonobo ape of the Democratic Republic of Congo. (R)(S)111760 Crufts 2006 Ben Fogle presents from Birmingham as the Best in Show title is announced, after a week of competition. The winner of the gun dog group completes the final line-up, as the pedigrees attempt to follow in the footsteps of last year’s winner, terrier bitch Cracknor Cause Celebre. Plus, the finale of the agility competition, the Obedience World Cup international contest and the Kennel Club Friends for Life competition. Last in series. (S) 54657 The Best o f Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson and the team look back at highlights of the series. (S) 7763


10.00 Petrolheads Actor Ricky Tomlinson and celebrity chef James Martin join in the motoring fun, and


gamble on a stuntman’s attempts to out-drive a team of banger racers. Neil Morrissey presents. (S) 45386


10.30 Match o f the Day 2 Adrian Chiles presents highlights of today’s Premiership double-bill, featuring Manchester United v Newcastle United at Old Trafford and Arsenalv - Liverpool at Highbury. (S) 32218


11.30 American Dad! Stan feels his manhood is threatened when Francine starts earning more than he does. Steve sets up a fighting arena in one of his mum’s empty properties. (R) (S) 452947


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jealous when he catches Lois meeting an old boyfriend. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie get themselves into a sticky situation. (S) 456763


12.15 Athletics The World Indoor Chairipionships. Commentary by Stuart Storey. (S) 686503


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7.25 Toonattik (S) 81881560 9.25 The Championship (S) 8462812 10.30 F I : Bahrain Grand Prix (S) 259164


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4.15 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) (S) 1245893' ■


4.40 FILM: Freaky Friday (1976) Body-swap comedy, starring Jodie Foster and • Barbara Harris. (S) 78490314


6.25 Regional Programme 6.40 • ITV News; Weather (S) 150893 7.00 Emmerdaie Laurel is determined to force Nicola to admit her lies about Ivan. After a blazing row, she throws her out of Mill Brook and later demands a public retraction in the Woolpack. Faced with the condemnation of the entire village, the exposed seductress lashes out at all and sundry. (S) 9657


7.30 Coronation Street Jamie returns from Spain with Mike, who is a shadow


- of his former self. Ashley fails to get into the spirit for Josh’s birthday party, and can’t help wondering if his son will end up looking like biological dad Matt. Roy writes a love poem for Hayley, and Gail continues to fret over Richard Hillman. (S) 251


8.00 The Royal New series. Dr Ormerod returns to work. (S) 1725


9.00 Midsomer Murders While investigating the shooting of a council clerk, Bamaby and Jones discover he was an expert blackmailer. A phone number on the dead man’s . blotter sends the duo to the seaside In search of his latest targets— whose boat trip could conceal a motive for the killing. Meanwhile, Joyce is convinced a local farmer knows more than he is telling. Last in series, starring John Nettles and Jason Hughes. (S) 4812


11.00 ITV News; Weather (S) 443164 11.10 The South Bank Show Composer John Rutter discusses his work. (S) 805305


12.10 F I : Bahrain Grand Prix Highlights Highlights of today’s race in Sakhir; (S) ITV News Headlines 1055139


1.10 Quizmania 1889110 2.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) (S) 1742394


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Making It (R) 3980947 Animated Tales of th e World (R)2820473 The Hoobs(R) (3)1722909 Transworld Sport (S) 7978218 World Cup Skiing 6839218 Cheltenham Festival Preview (S) 4391657 T4: One Tree Hill (S) 1525947 T4: Hollyoaks (S) 53753473 T4: Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands (S) 1376251 T4: The OC(S) 27657 T4: Friends (R)(S) 928 Hard-Fi: Video Exclusive 3638270 FILM: Carry On Doctor (1967) Bawdy hospital comedy, stam'ng Frankie Howerd, Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Jim Dale. (S) 84277831 Scrapheap Challenge: The Scrappy Races (R) (3)5616218 Time Team Queenborough Castle on the Isle of Sheppey. (S) 439909 Desperate Housewives Following a spate of burglaries, a neighbourhood watch committee is formed on Wisteria Lane. (S) 830909


7.35 Channel 4 News (S) 566725 8.00 Invasion Underlay invites Deputy Sirk to stay with him while he recuperates, and Russell eventually confronts Mariel / . about the changes in her personality- since the hum'cane. Jesse meets a beautiful and intriguing girl while on holiday with Rose and Larkin. (S) 9367


9.00 The World’s Greatest Ac to r A celebration of big-screen acting, using the results of a poll carried out on both sides of the Atlantic to find the 50 thespians considered the most influential by their peers. The rundown looks at how the icons had such a long-lasting effect, and explores the stories behind their on-screen personas, talking to people who worked with them. Featuring classic film clips and interviews with UK and American luminaries of the silver screen. (S) 5948541 Hard-Fi: Video Exclusive Latest release Better Do Better. (R) 6934023 Album Chart Show . Performances include Sean Paul and the Like. (R) 8465955


1.35 Freesports on 4 The X-Box Big Day Out. 6007313


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■ medical drama. Dr Otmerod returns to ’ work after his acci­ dent, a new nurse > maks her rounds and MrMiddledItch' makes a surprise - , announcement.:/ .'


■ Invasion (Channel 4, 8.00pm) Russell confronts Mariel about her


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; hum'cane, and ■ Jesse meets a . . beautiful stranger • while on holiday.


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■ Maid in Manhattan (five, 9.00pm) Mistaken identity leads a maid to go on a date with a • - wealthy politician — but the truth threat­ ens their romance. Comedy, with • Jennifer Lo p e z . :


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6.00 Milkshake! 24922164 8.45 Shake! 98679251 12.20 Divine Designs (S) 6949909 12.55 five news update (S) 33760744 1.00 Wildlife Down Unrier w ith Nick Baker (R) (8)2425183 FILM: Crash Dive (1943) Romantic wartime rJrama, starring Tyrone Power. (S) 64826980 FILM: The Adventures o f Robin Hood (1938) Classic swashbuckler, starring Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havilland and Basil Rathbone. (S) 4416589 FILM: A Knight in Camelot (1998) Fantasy adventure, starringTlVhoopi , - Goldberg, Michael York and Amanda Donohoe. (S) 13736744 five news and s p o r t (S) 4461299 FILM: Look Who’s Talking Too (1990) Over-hasty sequel to the smash-hit baby comedy, starring John Travolta and Kirstie Alley — but this lime around


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things don’t gel. Bnice Willis is still on hand as the inner monologue of Alley’s toddler son, Mikey, but there's also Roseanne Barr providing the voice of a new-born baby girl. Cue a predictable rehash of gags from the first film, as the tots offer their increasingly unoriginal views on the world. (S) 6378102 FILM: Maid in Manhattan (2002) A maid at a posh hotel daringly tries on a designer dress belonging to a guest— but she’s spotted by a wealthy j politician who promptly invites her on a date. However, the social differences between them soon become apparent, and it looks as though the truth might destroy their budding relationship. Frothy but shallow Cinderella-style romantic comedy, starring Jennifer Lopez, Ralph Rennes, Natasha Richardson and Bob Hoskins. (S) 78784763


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. forget, and an examination of why a bad paparazzi snapshot is now worth more than a good one. (R) (S) 9051096


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(1997) Drama, stam'ng Meredith Bmrter = - v . ; Ral, Martin Henderson, Naveen Andrews and Indira Varnia. '


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..10.00 Starsky & Hutch (2004) Tongue-in-cheek big-screen version of the . classic Seventies cop show, stamng Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as the ..^detective duo, who set out to track down a dmg dealer


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: , 3.05 Alex and Emma (2003) Romantic comedy, stam'nq Luke Wlson " - ' 4.45 Miracle in the Woods (1997) See 12.20pm.


: BJQThe Apprentice: You’re RredI 9.00 Rim: Under Siege (1992) Fast-’ ' -' moving adventure, slamng Steven Seagal. 10.40 The Last Laugh; The '


. final decision is made. Last in senes. 11.40 Man Stroke Woman.'Coniedy ’ ^senes, starnng Nick.Frost. 12.10 Kick Ass Miracles. Chris Cnidelli meets , peop e who lead extreme lives.’12.40 The Story of Fairytale of New York' ‘ .1.35 Mischief. A man finds out how his beard alters perceptions. Last in - ■ ■ SW8S- 2-35 Man Stroke Woman 3.05 The Last Laugh 4.05 Close «’«.?*:■-


ITV2 ' . • ; 9.25 Ennmeidale 12.1o'Coronatlon Street 230 Emmerdaie Secrets *


,3.30 Dale My Daughter4.15 Movies Now4.30 Who Wants to Be a ' ' ■ , Millionaire? 5.30 The Planet’s Funnie'sl Animals 6.00 Vacation Swap. '?'* • - ; A Californian family go on holiday with a clan from Georgia. 7.00 Surface" 8.00 Nanny 911 8.50 Movies Now 9.00 Rim: Jurassic Park (1993) - : i - -


. Steven, Spielberg’s dinosaur blockbuster, slam'ng Sam Neill. Includihq ' - Entertainment News Update. 11.25 Rim; Out lor Justice (1991). Action : ■


thniler, with Steven Seagal. Including Entertainment News Update •’ t - ' / : i 1.15DARE3.30Emmerdaie5.50ITV2 Nighlscreen6.00Close' ’


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, ) f ' V S A i h ) • Slargate Command with startling news. 10.00 Slaigale Atlantis. The '»■■■■'• ; Fnends. Phoebe is stalked. 8.30 Friends. Chandler frets about


, Business 2.05 Shipwrecked 2006: Bahle o K t o 310 USA 3.50 Celebnty Big Brother 4.50


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-.commitment. 9.00The 100 Greatest Kids TV Shows r ^ n S H l 'V ’ r nostalgic favounles. 12.50 Pom; A Family Business 1 25 P nm ^ c


THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF t h e KING: TTie conclusion of the fantasy ; trilogy sees Frodo and Sam battling against


, the odds to reach Mount Doom with the conniving Gollum, while their friends take up arms once more and face the temble might of . Sauron’s forces in an aprxiaiypbc battle. With the odds stacked against them, there’s little


, hope of victory— and Middle-Earth may be . destined to fall under the rule of the Dark Lord. , yiggo Mortensen, Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen , a n d ^ d y Sertds star. (Sky Movies 1,.10.10pm).


40.45 Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) See 6.00pm. /12.45 Project: ALF (1996) Comedy, with Miguel Ferrer.


SKY MOVIES 1 '■'••■■■' . : 2.25 Tooth (2004) Fantasy adventure, stamng Yasmin Paige. ,■


r 4.00 Kangaroo Jack: G’Day USA (2004) Animated sequel, with the voice of Ahmed Best


'/5.40 USTop 10 Rims currently on release.V'" 16.00 Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)./


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r Sd-fi adventure, stam'ng Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie. 8.001, Robot (2004) Soi-fi Ihniler, stam'ng Will Smith,


r Bridget Moyna)ian, Bruoe Greenwood and James Cromwell. V40.00 Ray (2004) Acclaimed biopio, stamng Jamie F o x x . ;


. U1Z50 My House in Umbria (2003) Drama, stamng Maggie Smith. / ■•3.00 US Top 10 Rims cunently on release.


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1320 It Runs In the Family (2003) Drama, slamng Kirk, r Michael Douglas, Rory Culkin and Bernadette Peters. ■ . , .: ■


.‘ 520 Tooth (2004) See 2.25pm. '


i SKY MOVIES 2 ,40.10 Phenomenon (1996) See 5.50pm. •


14220 Loss of Faith (1997) Murder mystery, slamng John Ritter. - .


-. 5 2.10 Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1999) Spooky adventure, with Brent. , /■Carver, Rachelle Lefrevre, Paul Lemelin and Martin Kevar.


4.00 Who’s Harry Crumb? (1989) Detective comedy, starring J o h n .


5 Candy, Jelfrey Jones, Annie Potts and Tim Thomerson. / ■ -; / .: . - ; !• 5.50 Phenomenon (1996) Sentimental drama, stam'ng John Travolla.: : s 8.00 Vanity Fair (2004) Premiere. Penod comedy drama,


s stamng Reese Witherspoon, Romola Garai,'James Purefoy,


t Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Rhys Ifans and Bob Hoskins. 140.30 Wicker Park (2004) Drama, starang Josh Hartnett, : Rose Byrne, Diane Kruger and Matthew Lllard.


142.30 Cold Creek Manor (2003) Ihniler. starring Dennis Quaid. ii 2.40 National Lampoon’s Thanksgiving Reunion (2003) . -


r Comedy, stamng Judge Reinhold. * . 4 30 Loss of Faith (1997) See 1220pm , ' , . . ,


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Generation 3.00 Star Trek; The Next Generation 4.00 Slargate SG-1 ■ • -; ; / 5.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons /


; 12.00 Chanlelle’s Zero to Hero 2.10 Popworid 3.00 Young, Sexy and ; : Hollywood 3.55 Beauty and the Geek 5.00 Friends 5.30 Fnends 6.00 The OC 7.00 Smallinlle; Supemian the Early Years. Lex sees a vision of the; ■


.. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 The Simpsons. Homer falls out with /;-/ =/ Marge over an old letter. 8.00 Dream Team 9.00 24. The team encounter / ■ ■a new threat. lO.OORescueMe. Tommy awaits a vote for his return to the-


r firehouse. Drama, with Denis Leary. 11.00 Bones 12.00 Slaigaie SG-1 :■// i ' . -1.00 Naked in Blackpool 1.50 Bntairis Hardest 2.40 Star Trek: The Next i ? Generation 3.30 StarTrek: The Next Generation 4.20 The X RIes ■ •


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- 7.00 Anthea Turner Perfect Housewife, tips on cleaning the bathroom. ■ : 8.00 Honey We’re Killing the Kids: Three siblings’ unhealthy lifestyles • ■•./ are assessed. 9.00 Wedding Stones. Jackie and Andrew return. Last in . ■- ,


- series.40.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Cnsps 10.30 When Comedy Changed Forever 11.25 The RealHustlel 1.55 Wedding; ■/ Stories. Jackie and Andrew return. Last in senes. 12.55 Honey We’re... Killing the Kids 1.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2.20 ;: .. ' The Real Hustle 2.50 Anthea Turner Perfect Housewife 3.50 Close, / — . . •


: 1TV2 41.00 Emmerdaie 1.45 Rim: Jurassic Park (1993). Steven . Spielberg’s dinosaur blockbuster, stamng Sam Neill. Including


■ future. 8.00 ER. Luka spreads Chnstmas spint. 9.00 Invasion. Larkin becomes suspicious of her husband's intentions.40.00 Desperate .- .a . /


: Housewives 10.55 My Name Is Earl 11.25 Smalhnlle: Supemian the a. Early Years 12.20 The OC 1.15 ER 2.05 My Name Is Earl 2.30 Beauty .a-


;/ and the Geek 3.30 Popworid 4.15 Switched 4.35 Switched 4.55 Fool; -. ■' Around-r With My Girlfriend 5.20 Fool Around— With My Girlfnend /


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Ray Charles, chronicling his life from his teenage years and exploring his / - . / life-long battle against bigotry, dntg ■. r ; addiction and personal demons as ■' / / / he finds fame. Jamie Foxx scooped the


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' : v


SKY SPORTS 1 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00 Live Super Sunday. Manchester United v ‘ a Newcastle United (Kick-olf 1.30pm). 3.30 Uve Super Sunday. Arsenal v ' /a;„ •


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■ examines the weekend’s malches.42.00 Football League Review 1.00 Spanish Football 2.30 Close 4.15 Uve Test CnckeL India v England. ■ ■/' /; • - ■. .


' Entertainment News Update. 4.10 Coronation Street 6.30 American •,■. /?,5. ■ Idol 7.20 American Idol.The final eight girts perform. 8.10 American IdoU The singers team the result of the viewers’ vote. 9.00 Supernatural -/•;;->■/ . -,s


SKY SPORTS 2 12.00 Legends of Cncket 12.30 Moto Plus4.00 Motor Racing 2.30 Clipper-/ Around The World Yacht Race 3.00 European Tour Golf 5.00 Test Cricket : >• 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf/The Honda Classic; 11.00 Test Cncket 2.00 Close /


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Rugby League 2.00 Wild Spirits 2.30 Max Power 3.30 .


■ 40.00 Rim: 3,000 Miles to Graceland (2001). Cnme corned^stam'ng ;/;<.«:■ Kuit Russell. Including Entertainment News Update. 12.30 Coronation /r:. v


v StreeL’A broken Mike returns from Spain.1.00 Rim: Manhunter (1986).',-/ai ./Acclaimed thniler, starring William Petersen. Including Entertainment/>;,/«-;•. r News Update. 3.15 Play Sudoku 4.0O,Teleshopping 6.00 Close , .


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! Motor Racing 5.00 WWE: Experience 6.00 Uve NBA Basketball. Miami ;./';/•/ . Heat V Cleveland Cavalieis (Tip-off 6.00pm). 8.30 Clipper Around The ■.■


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/World Yacht Race 9.00 Uve Motor Racing. The A1 Grand Prix USA.- ./12.30 WWE: Late Night— Afterbum. Featuring the stars of Smackdown.',./ /' :■ 1.30,WWE: Ute Night r-Velocity 2.30 WWE: Heat 3.30 Close .,< /,■ j -.-i


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and Bokeem Woodbine offer - - support. (Sky Movie 1 ,1 0.00pm) / ;;/•■ ■


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