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■ Casualty (BBC1,8.30pm) Ellen breaks dovm after lying to everyone about her test results. Luke takes a dnjg addict under his wing, and Charlie's son Louis has an accident


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6.00 Breakfast (S) 690595 9.00 Weekend 24 (S) 20595 10.00 Saturday Kitchen (S) 93836175 11.35 Bill’s Food Grilled tuna and potato salad. (R) (S) 3285069


12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 5098750 12.10 Football Focus (S) 2405137 1.00 Grand National Grandstand Sue Barker and Clare Balding are at Aintree to introduce coverage of the 159th running of the worias most famous steeplechase, the 4.15 John Smith's Grand National (4m 4f). (S) 57047885 Final Score Round-up of results. Digital viewers can access extended coverage on the interactive service. (S) 8948779 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 321311 Weakest Link (R) (S) 939446 Strictly Dance Fever Graham Norton presents the final auditions, in which the nation’s most talented non-professional dance duos compete to win a place in the Dance Fever Mansion. (S) 615514 The National Lottery: Jet Set Eamonn Holmes introduces the 100th edition of the quiz in which hopeful contestants battle it out to win a round- the-world trip. (S) 585175 Casualty Ellen breaks down after lying to everyone about her test results. Luke takes a drug addict under his wing when the youngster is mugged, and Charlie’s son Louis has an accrdent. (S) 980866 Strictly Dance Fever Graham Norton reveals which couples impressed the judges enough to be given a second chance to show off their dancing skills in a bid to win a place in the Dance Fever Mansion. (S) 894750 BBC News; Weather; (S) National Lottery Update 996576


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10.15 Match of the Day Highlights of today’s Premiership matches, including Portsmouth’s must-win clash with Blackburn Rovers at Fratton Park and Wigan Athletic v Birmingham City at the JJB Stadium. (S) 246750


11.15 RLM: Scary Movie 2 (2001) Having survived a ghost-faced killer, the teenagers return, this time holed up in a haunted house. Horror spoof sequel, stamng Anna Paris. (S) 982156


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12.30 RLM: North Dallas Forty (1979) ■ An American football player becomes disillusioned by the ruthless scheming of the National League management. Entertaining comedy drama, stamng Nick Nolte; (S) Weatherview 93460 BBC News 24 5 3 5 5 /rs


■ UveGolf: TTic Masters (BBC2,8.25pm) Gary Lineker presents coverage of the third round at the Augusta Nat'onal in Georgia, where Tiger Woods is defend­ ing champion.


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6.00 CBeebles 84205 7.00 CBBC 6/37566 12.00 See Heart Report on tinnitus. 7151040 . 12.45 MotoGP The Grand Prix of Qatar. Suzi Perry presents the secxind round of the season live from the Losail International Circuit near Doha. (S) 9614243


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sun. (R) (S) 1663 Animal Park Eight wolf cubs keep the


Pack busy. (S) 840 I " 1LM: El Dorado (1967) Western -------- 7.05


adventure, stamng John Wayne and James Caan. (S) 23877040 Flog Itl From Southampton’s Guildhall. (R) (S) 9461392 Planet Earth David Attenborough focuses on life in the desert, from guanacos in the dry Atacama in Chile to the wild camels eating snow to stay hydrated in the Mongolian Gobi. Last in series. (R) (S) 545021 Around the World In 80 Treasures Part one of two. Dan Cruickshank arrives in Turkey and explores the Hellenistic kingdom of Cappadocia, before travelling north across the Bosphonrs to Istanbul. (S) 581972 Who Killed My Brother? Kelso Cochrane Historical whodunit in which Stanley Cochrane arrives in Britain in an attempt to find out who killed his brother Kelso in 1959. With the help of Raphael Rowe, he researches archives and meets witnesses to his sibling’s murder at the hands of white youths in the then racially divided Netting Hill. (S) 375779 Live Golf: The Masters Gary Lineker presents coverage of the third round at the Augusta National in Georgia, where Tiger Woods is defending champion. At this stage last year Luke Donald recovered from a poor second day with a round of 69 that moved him back up the leaderboard, but the Englishman will have to show more consistency if he has serious ambitions of winning the Green Jacket in 2006. (S) 37050934


12.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks Lauren Laveme hosts the music quiz, with guests including Rghtstar’s Charlie Simpson, actress Linda Robson and comedian Rhod Gilbert. (R) (S) 94170


12.30 Grand National Highlights Clare Balding introduces another chance to see this afternoon’s race in full, plus all the reactions and interviews from the jockeys’ room. (S) 3359593


12.55 BBC News 24 3102441 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (S) 7940977


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rrV Morning News (S) 36156 GMTV: Wakeyl Wakey! 4396205


Toonattik (S) 63102663 Holly and Steohen’s Saturday Showdown (S) 80852953


11.30 RLM: Rusty: The Great Rescue (1997) Children’s tale, stam'ng Hal Holbrook and Rue McClanahan. (S) 66752514 rrv News; Weather (S) 24904330 Regional Programme


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Kirig Kong Comes Home (S) 17761750 Ice Age 2'UK Premiere: ITV Movie Special (S) 51371750 The Rockford RIes (S) 1202392 RLM: The Likely Lads (1976) Comedy, stamng James Bolam and Rodney Bewes. (5)47038734 Regional Programme The Making of Ant & Dec’s Alien Autopsy (S) 3908427 rrv News and Sport; Weather (S) 272427 You’ve Been Framed! (R) (S) 276243 RLM: Scooby-Doo (2002) Premiere. The cowardly canine and chums are brought to life in this enjoyable live-action comedy based on the cartoon. Sarah Michelle Gellar stars. (S) 79696798 Millli


Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize quiz, inviting another line-up of contestants to have a go at answering 15 questions that could change their lives. (S) 837040


9.20 Celebrity Stars in Their Eyes Actors take time out from their day jobs as Stefan Booth and Broce Byron swap their police uniforms for the outfits of Elvis Presley and Phil Collins, while Helen Latham dons a wig to be Dolly Patton. Antonia Okonma becomes Tina Turner, and Julia Mallam perfomns as Norah Jones. Cat Deeley oversees the transformations. (S) 548934


10.20 Parkinson Acclaimed star David Jason tells the king of chat about his new drama Ghostboat, a spooky two-part thriller


. centred on the reappearance of a lost wartime submarine, which begins tomorrow on ITV1. Comedian Ardal O’Hanlon drops in to discuss his current stand-up tour. (S) 564359


11.20 n v News; Weather (S) 243224 11.34 Regional Programme 11.35 RLM: Bulworth (1998) Political satire, starring Warren Beatty and Halle Berry; (S) ITV News Headlines 968137


1.35 The Mint Interactive game show; (S) ITV News Headlines 69483480


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T4:PureT4 1439311 T4: Friends (R) (S) 8556069 T4: Popworld (S) 6198798 T4: Friends (R) (S) 2396750 T4: Beauty and the Geek (R) 6060953 T4: Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the


Islands (R) (S) 9401088 Channel 4 Racing from Lingfield Park


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and Newcastle Including the 3.15 betdirect.co.uk International Trial Stakes (1m). (S) 9891392 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away Properties in Rutland and Haute Pyrenees in France. (R) (S) 4311601 Countdown (S) 7277798 Relocation, Relocation 9496088 Supemanny (R) 570717 Channel 4 News (S) 576040 Deal or No Deal Noel Edmonds hosts the game show in which contestants try to guess the contents of mystery boxes holding as much as £250,000. (S) 574934 Bremner, Bird & Fortune Political satire with Rory Bremner, John Bird and John Fortune, taking another sideswipe at the state of the nation. Last in series. (S) 835682 RLM: Just Married (2003) Premiere. Newlyweds head off for a dream honeymoon — but it’s not long before their romantic break turns into an unmitigated disaster. Amusing comedy, with Ashton Kutcher. (S) 16302868


11.10 Green Wing Guy struggles without a driving licence. (R) (S) 681040


12.15 4Music: 4Music Presents: The Streets Intenriew and performances by Mike Skinner. 4317644


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1.20 4MusIc: Hard-R 6762915 1.45 4Music: 4Play: Lorraine 1423083 1.55 4Music: New Order: Live in Concert The band in concert. 7889793


3.25 4Music: Michael Jackson’s Moments The video for the pop star’s single Smooth Criminal. (S) 65159847


3.30 FILM: Large (2001) Premiere. Comedy, stam'ng Luke de Woolfson. (S) 8611083


4.55 School Disco (R) (S) 55309880 5.05 3 Minute Wonder: Me and My Machine (R) (S) 7164915


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6.00 Sunrise 3346/56 6.55 Milkshake! 16432885 8.55 Shake! 26634934 11.35 The Gadget Show (R) (S) 6925866 12.25 Deep B!ue: Humpback Whale Voyage (S) 4853156


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murder of a gamer who was working with a gang of hi-tech thieves using spyware to commit fraud leaves Goren searching in his own past for clues. Vincent D’Onofrio stars. (S) 8205311


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11.20 RLM: Wall Street (1987) Michael Douglas’s Oscar-winning performance dominates Oliver Stone’s drama about a financial whizz-kid presented with a moral dilemma by his New York stockbroker mentor’s sheer ruthlessness. With Charlie Sheen. (S) 68913311 Law & Order: Criminal Intent A magazine publisher is killed by a car bomb. (R) (S) 9011064 The Wright Stuff (R) (S) 97146373 The Wright Stuff (R) 95497880 The Wright Stuff (R) 67646644 Russel! Grant’s Postcards (R) 35315719


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& Fortune (Channel 4, 820pm) Political satire with Rory Bremner, John Bird and John Fortune, tak­ ing another side­ swipe at the nation. Last in senes.


■ CSI:NY (five, 920pm) Danny gets trapped in a panic room with a mur­ der victim, forcing him and Stella to devise a way of preserving any , ; evidence before it’s too late.


■ The Queen at 80 (BBC1,9.00pm) Rrst in a two-part documentary fol­ lowing Elizabeth II in the run-up to her birthday, charting her trip to Canada . and the wedding of Prince Charles.


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Breakfast (S) 52888977 Match of the Day (R) (S) 6613422 Sunday AM (S) 83064 The Heaven & Earth Show 27644 To Buy or Not to Buy (R) (S) 1793 Countryfile (S) 2422 BBC News (S) 1742996 Bargain Hunt (R) (S) 1301248 Keeping Up Appearances Hyacinth plans her dream kitchen. (R) (S) 2457538 Cash in the Attic (R) (S) 3020286 Monk (R) (S) 9503538 EastEnders (S) 2 5 4 /6 7 /9 Points of View (S) 8749286 Songs of Praise (S) 3844422 As Time Goes By (S) 162118 Last of the Summer Wine (S) 601538 Antiques Roadshow (R) (S) 132489 BBC News; Regionat News; Weather (S) 162644 Mayo A man is found dead in an empty house — and with no obvious suspects, Alex goes undercover for a makeover at the salon owned by the victim’s estranged wife. (S) 3880 The Queen at 80 Rrst in a two-part documentary following Elizabeth II in the run-up to her 80th birthday charting her trip to Canada, as well as the wedding of the Prince of Wales to Camilla Parker Bowles. Her early life is also examined, recalling how she became next in line to the throne aged 11 in 1936 when her uncle Edward VIII abdicated. (S) 3644 BBC News; Weather (S) 766170 Panorama Andy Davies explores ageism in the workplace, as the Government plans new anti-age discrimination laws to cut down on a problem believed to cost the country billions of pounds in lost productivity. (S) 421793 Match of the Day Highlights of the Premiership match between Manchester United and Arsenal at Old Trafford, where the hosts will be aiming for a win that would help them in the race for setxnd place. (S) 4504002 RLM: Mr Nice Guy (1997) Action- packed adventure, starring Jackie Chan; (S) Weatherview 7805774 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) 7194590 Sign Zone: A Passion for Churches (R) (S) 6484519 Sign Zone: The Armstrongs A married couple’s antics. (R) (S) 94207774 sign Zone: Through Hell and High Wafer (R) (S) 63476958 Sign Zone: Downsize Me Advice on relocating. (R) (S) 45822756 BBC News 24 6925590


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(BBC2,7.00pm) Combining the best of past and present chart acts. Featuring inter­ views and archive footage before the UK’s number one , single is revealed.


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10.00 Animal Park 25288 11.00 Sunday Grandstand Introduced by John Inverdale. 11.05 Davis Cup Tennis. Great Britain v Serbia & Montenegro. Live coverage of the reverse singles at the Braehead Arena in Glasgow. 1.10 Swimming. Action from the World Short Course Championships, at Qi Zhong Forest Sports City in Shanghai. 2.10 Rugby Union. A round-up of the weekend’s Premiership fixtures, including Sale Sharks v Gloucester at Edgeley Park. 2.30 Uve Rugby Union: London Wasps V Llanelli Scarlets. (Kick-off 3.00pm). Coverage of the Powergen Cup final at Twickenham, where the first silverware of the season will be decided. Times may vary. 8444354 Bill Oddie with Penguins, Parrots and Whales Bill visits South America in search of rare and exotic species, discovering underground penguins, a burrowing parrot and a killer whale attacking a baby seal. (R) (S) 3848248 Coast Travelling from Exmouth to Bristol via Land’s End, Nicholas Crane finds stories of shipwrecks and slavery, and devastating storms. (R) (S) 50847 Top of the Pops Music show combining the best of past and present chart acts. Featuring studio performances, celebrity interviews and archive footage of classic hits before the UK’s number one single is revealed. (S) 829538 Live Golf: The Masters Gary Uneker presents coverage of the final round at the Augusta National in Georgia, as the first Major of the year reaches its climax. Today’s winner will join an elite list of players including Nick Faldo, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer and Seve Ballesteros to have won the Green Jacket, and Tiger Woods will be favourite as he aims for his fifth success here. Subsequent programmes are subject to change. (S) 69137644


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12.00 FILM: If These Walls Could Talk 2 (2000) Trio of tales exploring three lesbian romances in the same house during different eras from the 1960s to the new millennium, reflecting the changing social attitudes toward same- sex relationships. Vanessa Redgrave stars alongside Sharon Stone, Ellen DeGeneres, Elizabeth Perkins and Chloe Sevigny. (S) 76687 BBC News 24 35126 BBC Learning Zone (S) 7844749


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I The Planet’s Funniest Animals Troublesome pets. (R) (S) 6659977


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i The Crocodile Hunter Diaries Steve shows off his skills. (R) (S) 4253002 Regional Programme British Superbike Championship From Donington Park. (S) 1273880 British Touring Car Championship From Brands Hatch. (S) 9969118 RLM: The Lady in Question (1999) Mystery thriller, stam'ng Gene Wilder and Mike Starr. (S) 51187921 Regional Programme ITV News; Weather (S) 765460 Emmerdale Lesley gets her hands on Rodney's credit card and uses it to pay her phone bill. Dawn takes out her financial frustrations on Jo, and Terence reveals he knows Adam’s secret. (S) 6880 Coronation Street The residents gather in the Rovers to remember Mike as news of his death spreads, but Jamie isn’t ready to forgive Danny for his greed. Liz spies on Vernon and Michelle. (S) 248 The Royal The hospital has its hands full when a typhoid epidemic breaks out in the community, and Dr Weatherill gives Ormerod a startling piece of news. Drama, starring Amy Robbins. (S) 5248 Ghostboat Rrst in a two-part drama, with David Jason as the sole survivor of a World War Two submarine disaster, who learns the vessel has resurfaced miraculously intact. (S) 7354 ITV News; Weather (S) 325880 The South Bank Show Profile of singer Dusty Springfield, who shot to fame as 'the white lady of soul’ during the 1960s, but later saw her career crumble — leading her to seek solace in drink and drugs. (S) 794460


I World Rally Championship Highlights From the Rallye de France. (S) 790644


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i IRB Rugby Sevens; (S) ITv News Headlines 75229 The Mint (S) 42345861 Fat Chance (R) (S) 56708565 Redcoats; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines 63479045 Boot Sale Treasure Hunt Double-bill. (R) (S) 6947403 Regional Programme


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SKY MOVIES 1 1 0 ^ Spirited Away (2002) See 4.00pm.


12.45 Shrek 2 (2004) See 6.10pm. 2.30 The Land Before Hm e X: The Great Longneck Migration (2002) Animated adventure, with the voice of Aiec Medlock. 4.00 Spirited Away (2002) Oscar-winning animated fantasy, with the voice of Daveigh Chase. Dubbed in English. 6.10 Shrek 2 (2004) The grouchy ogre returns, this time setting out on a journey to meet the in-laws — but they’re less than impressed with their daughter's choice of husband. Biockbusting animated adventure, with the voices of Mike Myers and Cameron Diaz. 8.00 Twister (1996) A storm-chaser and her estranged husband find themselves thrown back together by their mutuai desire to unlock the secrets of a tornado. Action thriiier, with Bili Paxton and Heien Hunt. 10.00 Kill Bill: Vol Two (2004) Revenge thriller, starring Lima Thurman. 12.20 TTie Chamber (1996) Courtroom thriller, starring Chris O'Donneli. 2.15 Made Men (1999) Thriller, stam’ng James Belushi. 3.50 Stealing Home (1988) Drama, starring Jodie Foster. 5.35 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood.


SKY MOVIES 2 11.15 Elf (2003) See 5.50pm.


12.55 Ride to Freedom: The Rosa Parks Story (2001) Fact-based


drama, starring Angela Bassett. Z 3 5 Mannequin (1987) Fantasy comedy, starring Andrew McCarthy. 4.10 Cheaper By the Dozen (2003) Comedy, starring Steve Martin. 5.50 Elf (2003) Comedy, starring Will Ferrell. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 8.00 Hostage (2005) Premiere. A washed-up former hostage negotiator tries to save the chitiren of a aooked accountant, who have been taken prisoner In their own home. Thriller, staning Bruce Willis. 10.00 Man on Fire (2004) Thriiier, starring Denzel Washington. 12.30 Hostage (2005) See 8.00pm. 2.30 Hudson Hawk (1991) Comedy adventure, starring Bruce Willis. 4.30 Ride to Freedom: The Rosa Parks Story (2001) See 12.55pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 Eamonn Investigates: Alien Autopsy 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle 5.30 Malcolm in the Middle 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons. Homer joins the power plant’s softball team. 7.00 The Simpsons. Homer invents a new drink. 7.30 The Simpsons. Marge has a nervous breakdown. 8.00 Best of Brainiac: Sdehce Abuse. Highlights of the science show. 9.00 Supernova. Part two of two. The country starts to panic. 10.50 Battlestar Galactica. Pegasus' commander Rsk is murdered. 11.50 Australia’s Deadliest Destinations 1Z55 Stargate SG-1 1.55 Naked in Blackpool 2.40 Star Trek: Voyager 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager


BBC THREE 7.00 Three’s Out-Takes. A selection of hilarious blunders. 7.10 Doctor Who. Part two of two. An interplanetary war looms. 7.55 Strictly Dance Fever on Three. Behind the scenes of the dance show. 8.40 The Apprentice. The candidates work in Topshop, Oxford Circus. 9.40 The AjDprenlice: You’re Rred! Interview with the show’s freshly rejected candi­ date. 10.10 Rim: Road Trip (2000). Campus comedy, stam'ng Breckin Meyer. 11.40 Mischief. 12.40 The Ferodous Mr Rxit 1.35 The Story of Pulp’s Common People 2.35 Mischief. A mother tries binge-drinking for a month. 3 J 5 The Apprentice: You’re Rredl 4.00 Close


ITV2 9.25 Emmerdale 12.10 Coronation Street 2.30 Farewell Mike 3.00 Emmerdale Secrets 4.00 Holiday Showdown 5.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 6.00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 6.20 Airline USA 6.50 /Udine USA 7.20 Surface. Miles gets into trouble with the local residents. 8 2 0 Nanny 911 9.10 Movies Now 9.20 Rim: Tomorrov/ Never Dies (1997). James Bond adventure, with Pierce Brosnan. Induding Entertainment News Update. 11.40 Test Drive My Girlfriend 12.10 Haunted Homes 1.00 Quizmania 3.30 Emmerdale 6.00 Close


E4 11.00 T4 On the Beach 2005 2.00 The Album Chart Show ^ 30 Hoilyoaks 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands 7.00 Beauty and the Geek. American version of the game show. 8.00 Friends. The group make New Year’s resolutions. 8.30 Friends. Chandler’s behaviour annoys Monica. 9.00 The 100 Greatest Movie Stars. Countdown of much-loved screen idols. 12.10 Franz Ferdinand: Live In Edinburgh. The band perform. 1.40 Kaiser Chiefs Live at the Rllmore. The Leeds-based band perform a selection of hits. 2.45 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands 3.45 Beauty and the Geek 4.30 Switched Up! 4.55 Fool Around — With My Mum 5.20 Fool /Vound — With My Mum


SK Y SPORTS 1 12.00 Soccer Saturday 5.45 Live Super League. Bradford Bulls v Wam'ngton Wolves (Kick-off 6.05pm). 7.55 Champions League Weekly 8.25 Football Rrst 10.15 Football Rrst 11.45 Football Rrst 1.15 Football Rrst 2.45 Football Rrst 4.15 Football First 5.45 Sky Sports Classics


SKY SPORTS 2 10.30 Live Australian Rugby League. 12.30 World Sport 1.00 Yachting 1.30 Uve Rugby Union. Sale Sharks v Gloucester (Kick-off 1.45pm). 4.00 Live Rugby Union. The Cats v The Reds (Kick-off 4.00pm). 7.00 Live Spanish Football. Real Madrid v Real Socledad (Kick-off 7.00pm) and Celta Vigo v Valencia (Kick-off 9.00pm). 11.00 Rugby Union 12.30 Rugby Union 3.30 World Sport 4.15 Live International Cricket. India v England.


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12.00 WWE: Bottom Line 1.00 Friday Rght Night 3.00 Australian Rugby ' League 5.00 U Can Do It 5.05 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 WWE* Bottom Une 8.00 live Greyhound Racing. The Scottish Derby Rnal. 10.00 Max Power 11.00 WWE: Smackdown 1.00 WWE: U te Night Bottom Une 2.00 Moto Plus 2.30 Super League 4.00 Australian Rugby League


CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN: A large family move to a new town, hoping it'll be the fresh start they need — but nothing goes according to plan, and unlucky dad Steve Martin Is soon left to look after the rowdy kids. Zany comedy, also starring Bonnie Hunt, Piper Perabo and Tom Welling. The comedy proved to be quite successful both at home and In America, so much so that a sequal can shortly be seen on general release in the UK. (S l^ Movies 2 ,4.10pm)


SKY MOVIES 1 10.55 R v e Children and It (2004) See 5.45pm. - 12.40 It Had to Be You (2000) Romantic comedy, starring Natasha


Henstridge, Michael Vartan and David Healy. 230 The Land Before Time XI: Invasion of the Tlnysaunises (2004) Animated adventure, with the voice of /taron Spann. 4.00 Inspector Gadget’s Biggest Caper Ever The clumsy sleuth is sent to save Metro City from the perils of Doctor Claw and the mad mayor. 5.45 Five Children and It (2004) Children’s adventure, stam’ng Kenneth Branagh, Zoe Wanamaker and Freddie Highmore. 7.30 Making of Ice Age 2 : The Meltdown The making of the animation


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8.00 A Very Long Engagement (2004) Premiere. World War One drama, starring Audrey Tautou, Gaspard Ulliel and Jean-Piene Becker. 10.15 Layer Cake (2004) Crime thriller, stam’ng Daniel Craig.- 12.05 The Usual Suspecris (1995) Acclaimed thriller. Gabriel Byrne stars. 1.55 The Girl Next Door (2004) Romantic comedy, starring Elisha Cuthbert, Emile Hiisch and Timothy Olyphant. 3.45 The Young Poisoner’s Handbook (1995) Black comedy, stamng Hugh O'Conor and Roger Uoyd Pack. 5.30 It Had to Be You (2000) See 12.40pm.


SKY MOVIES 2 10.10 De-Lovely (2004) See 5.50pm.


. Jeff Daniels, Patricia Heaton arid Alan Gumming. ■ ^ .............


4.05 Danny the Champion of the World (1989) Children s adventure, starring real-life father and son Jeremy and Samuel Irons. 5.50 De-Lovely (2004) Biopic, starring Kevin Kline. 8.00 Open Water (2004) Taut drama, starring Blanchard Ryan.


9.30 Runaway Jury (2003) Acclaimed thriller, starring John Cusack. 11.45 Congo (1995) Thriller, starring Dylan Walsh.


1v45 The Notebook (2004) Melodrama, starring Ryan Gosling. 4 .0 0 T aig e t Earth (1997) See 12.20pm.


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12.20 Target Earth (1997) Sd-li adventure, stamng Christopher Meloni. 2.05 Nell Simon’s The Goodbye Girl (2004) Comedy remake, stamng


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SKY ONE 12.00 Undercover Magic 1.00 Enterprise 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00 Best of Brainiac: Science /tbuse 6.00 The Simpsons. Mrs Krabappel looks for love. 6S 0 The Simpsons 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. Hal's father dies. Last In series. 7.30 The Simpsons. Homer buys Usa a pony. 8.00 Dream Team. Football drama. 9.00 24. The team race to save a hospital from a nerve-gas attack.


■ 10.00 Rescue Me. Tommy lool& for a drug supplier. 11.00 Bones. An exhumed body is found in the boot of a car. 1Z 00 Slargate S Q -1 1.00 Naked in Blackpool 1.50 Road Wars 2.40 Star Trek Voyager 3 JO Star Trek: Voyager 4 JO Roswell: Cover-Ups and Close Encounters


BBC THREE 7.00 Doctor Who Confidential. A look back over the revived sd-fi series. 8.00 Doctor Who. The planet comes under threat from the Sycorax. 9.00 The Story of Doctor Who. Retrospective of the sci-fi series. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Cn'sps. Jonny finds out about Corinthian’s parentage. 10.30 Ideal. Moz's neighbour plans a seance. 11.00 The Real Hustle 11.30 Kick /tes Miracles 12.00 Honey We’re Killing the Kids 12.55 The Ferocious Mr Rxit 1.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2 J 5 Ideal 2 J 0 The Real Hustle 3.20 Kick /Vss Mifades 3JO Close


ITV2 11.15 /American Idol 1Z 05 American Idol 12.35 Nanny 9 1 1 1 J 5


Emmerdala 4 . i0 Coronation Street 6.30 Farewell Mike. Retrospedive of Mike Baldwin's 30 years on the Street. 7.00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. Troublesome pets and crazy wild animals. 7.30 Movies Now. Reviews of She’s the Man and Ice Age 2 .7 .4 0 American Idol 8.30 American Idol 9.00 Supernatural 10.00 Test Drive My Girlfriend 10.30 Coronation Street 11.00 Rim: Me, Myself and Irene (2000). Smash-hit comedy, starring Jim Carrey. Induding EntertainmenI News Update. 1.10 Quizmania 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Close


E4 1 U 0 Destiny’s Child: A Family Affair 1 2 J 0 Destiny’s Child: The Farewell ■ Concert 2.05 Young, Sexy and Rich 3.00 Pink: T4 Icon 3.30 Totally Frank 4.00 Beauty and the Geek 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 The OC 7.00 SmalMlle: Superman the Early Years 8.00 ER 9.00 Invasion. Mariel reveals the truth about her hurricane experience. 10.00 Desperate Housewives 11.00 My Name Is Earl 11.30 Smallville: Superman the Early Years 1 2 J 0 The OC 1.15 ER 2.10 My Name Is Earl 2 J 5 Beauty and the Geek 3 JO Young, Sexy and Rich 4.05 Pink: T4 Icon 4.30 Switched 4.50 Fool Around— With My Girlfriend 5.20 Fool Around — With My Girlfriend


SKY SPORTS 1 I IJ O Live Super Sunday. Chelsea v West Ham United (Kick-olf 12.00pm). 2.00 Uve Super Sunday. Uverpool v Bolton Wanderers (Kick-off


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4.00 Uve Super Sunday. Manchester United v Arsenal (Kick-olf 4.00pm). 6 JO Super Sunday: The Last Word 7.00 Football League Review 8.00 Live Spanish Foolball 10.00 Foatball Risl 11.30 Football Rist 1.00 Football League Review 2.00 Spanish Football 3 JO Close


SKY SPORTS 2 6.00 Uve Inlemational CrirrireL India v England. 12.30 Legends of Cricket 1.00 Australian Rugby League. Panamatta Eels v Penrith Panthers. 2.30 Uve Intematlonal Rugby Union. Ireland Under-19s v France Under-19s (Kick-off 3.00pm) and Scotland Under-19s v Wales Under-19s (Kick-off S.00pm). 7.30 Molo Plus. Motor sport magazine. 8.00 British Superbikes 11 JO Inlemational Cricket 2 0 0 British Superbikes 5.30 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 1 20 0 World Motor Sport 2 3 0 International Cricket 5.00 WWE: Experience 6.00 Yachting 6.30 International Cricket 9.00 WWE: Late Night — Alterbum. Featuring the stars of Smackdown. 10.00 WWE: Late Night — Velocity 11.00 WWE: Heat 1 20 0 International Rugby Union 4.00 Close


LAYER CAKE: A London crook is all set to leave the criminal world behind and start a new life abroad — but his plans are threatened when he’s asked to track down a gangster’s drug-addicted daughter, and locate a stolen shipment of Ecstasy. Acclaimed crime thriller, staning Daniel Craig, Colm Meaney, Kenneth Cranham and Sienna Miller. Bond fans will be aware that Craig has taken over the hot-seat of the super spy and filming has already begun on the much- awaited project. (Sky Movies 1 ,10.15pm)


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Animated Tales (R) (S) 8296644 The Hoobs (R) (S) 4135267 The Hoobs Tula receives a bunch of flowers. (R) (S) 7459793 Transworld Sport (S) 7520064 Freesports on 4 (R) (S) 4394170 Vee-TV (S) 2318002 T4: One Tree Hill (S) 1288915 T4: Hollyoaks (S) 801977 T4: Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands (S) 53002 T4: Totally Frank (S) 2576083 T4: The OC (S) 9262248 FILM: Batman and Robin (1997) Comic-book adventure, stam'ng George Clooney. (S) 79402977 Time Team (S) 740002 Desperate Housewives (R) (S) 496064 Channel 4 News (S) 432915 Invasion Kira’s curiosity over the truth about her father and Mariel leads her into a dangerous situation. When Russell tests Mariel's blood for abnormalities, the pair are shocked by the unexpected results. (S) 6118 Derren Brown: Trick of the Mind The magician uses his powers of misdirection and illusion to win a blindfolded noughts and crosses game in London, and finds water divining in the Nevada desert is thirsty work. A group of strangers invited onto the show find they all have something in common. (S) 4267 TV Heaven, Telly Hell Sean Lock chats to presenter Johnny Vaughan, who reveals his love of 1985 biker documentary The Outcasts and dislike of TV vicar Reverend Peter Owen Jones. (S) 40460 FILM: The Cell (2000) A psychologist uses hi-tech gadgetry to enter the mind of a comatose killer in a bid to discover where he’s imprisoned his latest victim. Thriller, starring Jennifer Lopez and Vince Vaughn. (S) 626354 Mesh Animation. Cat breaks the food chain. (R) (S) 700977 The Album Chart Show Eighties pop legends A-ha return. (R) 4389861 Freesports on 4 The Nokia Air and Style festival. 1716958 Freesports on 4 /143942 KOTV (S) 8772590 French Football Lyon v Nice. 113923 The Jamie Kennedy Experiment (R) (S) 98643836 Scrapheap Challenge (S) 6852381 3 Minute Wonder: Me and My Machine (S) 7057671 Countdown (R) (S) 6024923


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■ Ghostboat (ITVI, 9.00pm) Rrst in a two-part drama, with David Jason as the sole survivor of a World War Two subma­ rine disaster, who learns the vessel has resurfaced miraculously intact.


■ TV Heaven, Telly Hell (Channel 4, 9.30pm) Johnny Vaughan reveals his love of 1985 documentary The Outcasts and his dislike of TV vicar Reverend Peter Owen Jones.


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■ Everybody Hates Chris (five, 8.00pm) Julius and Rochelle have a 'date night’ and hire a babysitter to take care of the children, but she disappears leaving Chris in charge.


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4532996 FILM: Field of Dreams (1989) Baseball fable, stam'ng Kevin Costner and Burt Lancaster. (S) 6048441 FILM: My Girl 2 (1994) Anna Chlumsky returns as mortician’s daughter Vada Sultenfuss, who travels to Los Angeles to write a school assignment about her dead mother. Bland drama sequel, with Dan Aykroyd. (S) 73832538 five news and sport (S) 9321793 FILM: The Princess Bride (1987) A handsome stableboy sets out to regain his lost love from the clutches of an evil prince. Rob Reiner’s delightful faiiy-tale spoof, starring Cary Elwes and Robin Vl/right Penn. (S) 81795408 Everybody Hates Chris Chris’s parents hire a babysitter to watch the children, but when she disappears he is left looking after his siblings, as well as the girl’s baby. Julius and Rochelle’s ‘date night’ doesn’t go much better, as there’s a problem with the coleslaw — right before the restaurant is held up by gun-men. (S) 2270557 Everybody Hates Chris Chris has to take his siblings to the launderette when Julius and Rochelle go to buy a television, but the clothes are stolen after he falls asleep. Things get worse as Tonya runs away, meaning Chris has to leave Drew in charge of getting the clothes back; (S) five news at 9 2259064 FILM: Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) Hyperactive cop Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson) rejoins staid partner Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover) in an explosive sequel to their first mega­ destructive action thriller. This time they set their sights on a gang of sinister South African villains who are plotting to traffick daigs into the US via their embassy. Joe Pesci, Joss Ackland and Patsy Kensit also star. Includes news update at 9.55. (S) 14839118


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