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■i; 48 Clitheroe Advertiser &Times, Thursday, April 28th,2005 wwvir.clitheroetoday.co.uk Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331 (Classified) weekendplustv SATURDAY, APRIL 30TH • SKY MOVIES 1


7.00 OK Se ason. (2001) 8.45 What a G ir l V/ants. (2003) 10.40 A Walk to Remember. (2002) 12.30 Mr. Destiny. (1990) 2.30 P ro je c t X. (1987) 4.20 Fly Away Home. (1996) 6.10 What a G ir l Wants. (2003) 8.00 The Guru. (2001) 9.45 Hollywood H om ic id e . (2003) 11.45 Jo h n n y Mn emon ic . (1995) 1.25 The L o s t Battalion. (2001) 3.00 New B e s t Friend. (2001) 4.35 M is s in g P ie ces . (2000)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.55 The Santa Trap. (2002) 8.35 Terror Peak. (2003) 10.20 Sp litsv ilie . (1998) 12.00 B a c k to the Future. (1985) 2.00 Legally B lon de 2: Red White & Blonde. (2002) 3.45 Terror Peak. (2003) 5.30 S k y Mo v ie s News. (2001) 6.00 B a c k to the Future. (1985) 8.00 Freaky Friday. (2003) 9.40 L eg a lly B lon de 2: Red White & B lon de . (2002) 11.20 R ip le y ’s Game. (2002) 1.15 S u p e r Troopers. (2000) 3.00 Eve rybody's All-Ame rican. (1988) 5.10 Sp ! itsvillc .(19 98) . .


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 A Woman of Paris. (1923) 7.30 The Street With No Name. (1946) 9.15 Defence of the Realm. (1965) 11.00 The Alam o . (1960) 1.45 The Naked Runner. (1967) 3.35 T h e Street With No Name. (1948) 5.15 The Alam o . (1960) 8.00 The B ird s . (1963) 10.00 Frenzy. (1972) 12.00 A Man C a lle d Horse . (1970) 2.00 T he B ird s. (1963) 4.05


T h e Naked Runner. (1957) SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM’s All Sports Show. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Premier League Preview Show. 6.00 ICC Cricket World. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Live Football League. 2.30 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 5.00 Ford Football Special. 8.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 8.30 Football First: Game of the Day. 10.15 Football First: Match Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 1.15 Football First: Match Choice. 2.45 Football First: Match Choice. 4.15 Football First: Match Choice. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 Friday Fight Night. 8.30 Live World Wide Rugby: Super 12.10.30 Uve Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Australian Rules Football. 2.30 Live Rugby Union. 5.00 Max Power. 6.00 Live Super League. 8.00 Live U S Tour Golf. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.00 Super League. 3.00 Australian Rugby League. 5.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Moto -i-. 6.30 Live Euro Tour Golf. 10.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: T h e Bottom Line. 1.30 Gillette World Sport. 2.00 Max Power. 3.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 5.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 6.00 Live Speedway. 9.00 Spanish Football. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 Spanish Football. 4.00 World Wide Rugby: Super 12.


EUROSPORT ■ I


6.15 Live MotoGP. 7.00 Live MotoGP. 6.15 Uve MotoGP. 9.00 Rally. 9.30 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 10.00 Live World Championship Snooker. 11.30 Live WTA Tour Tennis. 1.00 World Championship Snooker. 1.30 Live WTA Tour Tennis. 3.00 Uve World Championship Snooker..5.30 MotoGP. 6.45 World Touring C a r Championship. 7.00 Live Football: Serie A. 9.45 Rally. 10.15 MotoGP. 11.45 YO Z Mag. 0.15 Football; Top 24 Clubs. 0.45 British . Eurosport News Report. 1.00 Close. 5.00 Uve


MotoGP. SKY ONE ? > .


6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Pokemon. 7.30 The Zeta Project. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 6.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-GLOhl Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Oliver Beene. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 12.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.00 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 Oliver Beene. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 Father of the Pride. 9.00 Britain’s Biggest Celebrity Mingers • After they were Mingers. 10.00 Limo Fever. 11.00 Made in L.A.. 12.00 Family Guy. 12.30 Family Guy. 1.00 South Park. 1.25 South Park. 1.50 KIrsty’s T V Meltdown. 2.40 Extremely out of Control. 3.30 Relic Hunter. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Star Trek: Voyager.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Monarch of the Glen. 7.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 Dad’s Army. 9.40 ‘Alio ‘Allol 10.15 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 10.55 Dad’s Army. 11.35 ’Alio ‘Alio! 12.10 It Ain’ t Half Hot, Mum. 12.50 Dad's Army. 1.30 ‘Alio ‘Alio! 2.05 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 2.45 Dad's Army. 3.25 'Alio 'Allol 4.00 It Ain’t Half Hot. Mum. 4.40 Doctor in the House. 6.30 Dad's Army. 7.10 ‘A lio ‘Allol 7.40 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 8.20 Dad's Army. 9.00 Absolutely Fabulous. 10.00 Absolutely Fabulous. 11.00 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 11.45 Absolutely Fabulous. 12.45 Strictly Ballroom. 2.40 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 3.30 Happiness. 4.05 Charlie’s Angels. 5.00 Monarch of the Glen.


BBC THREE


7.00 Strictly Dance Fever on Three. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.15 Farscape. 9.00 The Real Uttle Britain. 10.00 Strictly Dance Fever on Three. 10.20 Red Corner. 12.15 Doctor Who. 1.00 Doctor Who Confidential. 1.30 Surviving the . Wave: a Thailand Story. 2 .2 5 'Essential Top 50. 3.25 The


: Heckler.


6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) 7.20 Milkshake! 7.25 Ebb and Flo. 7.30 Funky Valley. (R) 7.40 Make Way for Noddy. (R) 7.55 Rolie Polie d ie . (R) 8.30 Franklin. (R) 9.00 George Shrinks. (R) 9.30 Beyblade. (T) 10.00 Hercules; the Legendary Journeys. (T) 10.55 RAD - The Groms Tour America. (R) (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.35 FILM: Sword of the Valiant. (1982) Starring Miles O’Keefe. (T) 3.30 FILM: Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure. (1985) Starring Paul Reubens. (T) 5.10 Charmed. (R) (T)


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 •Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 3.00 Nanny 911.4.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 5.00 cd:uk. 6.00 Movies Now. 6.15 Planet's Funniest Animals. 6.40 Filthy Homes from Hell. 7.45 Celebrity Wrestling: Bring It On. 8.45 Celebrity Fit Club USA. 9.35 To K ill and K ill Again: Dr Shipman. 11.05 Hell’s Kitchen: Extra Portions. 12.05 Hell’s Kitchen Live. 1.05 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 2.00 Footballers’ Wives TV. 2.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.45 Teleshopping. 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreon.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 6.55 Survival. 7.50 Campion. 8.50 The Royal. 9.45 Survival. 10.50 Noah’s Ark. 12.00 Surgical Spirit. 12.30 Surgical Spirit. 1.00 The Royal. 2.05 Home to Roost. 2.35 Home to Roost. 3.05 Campion. 4.15 Noah’s Ark. 5.20 Jeeves and Wooster. 6.25 Hornblower. 8.30 Hitter in Colour. 10.00 Uncle Adolf. 12.00 The Bill. 1.00 T he Bill. 2.00 Noah’s Ark. 3.10 Teleshopping. 5.40 ITV3 Nightscreen.


■ BBC1


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. 6.50 Boo! (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.30 Dennis the Men­ ace. (R) (C) 7.55 Watch My Chops. (R) (C) 8.15 The Mummy. (R) (C) 8.35 The Fairly Odd Parents. (R) (C) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) 10.30 Dance Factory. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weath­ er. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. 1.00 Grand­ stand. (C) 1.05 World Snooker Champi­ onship. (C) 2.45 Around the Grounds. 2.50 World Snooker Championship. (C) 3.45 Foot­ ball Half-Times. 3.50 World Snooker Champi­ onship. (C) 4.30 Final Score. 5.10 BBC News; Regional News. (C) 5.30 Just for Laughs. (C) 6.00 Strictly Dance Fever. Graham Nor­ ton hosts a search to find Britain’s best dancers. Two couples down, eight to go and another dance-off feeding to one more being voted off iater in the evening. (C) Doctor Who. The Doctor and Rose discover that the Doctor’s oldest and most deadly enemy is about to break free, alter being held captive beneath the salt plains of Utah. (C) The National Lottery; Come and Have a Go. Julian Clary presents a fast-moving quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draws and featur­ ing a possible top prize of 50,000 pounds. (C) Casualty. Bex listens to Pete’s ver­ sion of events in court. Luke puts pressure on Claire to tell the truth. Nina and Abs learn Harry is moving a new tenant into their house. (C) Strictly Dance Fever. The third cou­ ple to be eliminated is announced. (C) News; Weather. (C) Match of the Day. Gary Lineker Is


7.00 7.45 8.35 9.25


9.55 10.20


joined by Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson for action and reaction


' from the day’s seven Premiership matches, including Bolton v Chelsea.


? 11.40 r; FILM: Critters;' (1986) Hilarity'and ? ; - ' horror ensue when toothy, carnivo- ■ , rous aliens escape from their space p y i i prisonj'pursued by.two merciless^


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bounty hunters. Starring Dee Wallacel ', - Stone, M Emmet Walsh, Billy Green] S iilB u sh ';


1.05 A Question of Sport. Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz. Captains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson are joined by Mark Butoher, Pippa Funnell, Jade Johnson and Joe Worsley. (R) (C)


1.35 Ibp of the Pops. (R) (C) 2.05 Joins BBC News 24.


Casualty, BBC1,8.35pm


Luke apologises to Claire for his outburst the previous week but tells her that she must tell the prosecution about Pete’s revelation. Claire tells Pete what Luke said, although he warns her that the conversation is hearsay and that it will be inadmissible in court.


Luke goes to see the pros­ ecution lawyer who tells him that if the person is a witness speaking under oath, it would be a crime


Mu wj a u u .— — BBC2


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.30 Ever Wondered about Food. (C) 12.00 World Snooker Championship. (C) 12.50 See Hear. 1.35 Talking Movies. (C) 2.00 FILM: The Nun’s Story. (1959) Starring Audrey Hepburn. (C) 4.30 Escape to the Country. (R) (C) 5.30 Newsnight Saturday. (C) 6.00 Flog It! Members of the public try to make money out of their antiques by taking a risk at auc­ tion. (R)(C)


7.00 Private Life of a Masterpiece. Art history series looks at Gustav Klimt’s erotically-charged master­ piece. The Kiss.(C)


7.50 The Nazis: A Warning from His­ tory. Documentary series examin­ ing how Hitler came to power. (R)


8.40 Wortd Snooker Championship. Hazel Irvine with the climax of the second semi-final from Sheffield.


10.20 Have I Got News for You. Come­ dy quiz show. (R) (C)


10.50 The Apprentice. 14 candidates compete for the position of apprentice to businessman Alan Sugar. (R)(C)


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1.20 Jo ins B B C News 24. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE


6.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Drama series. Buffy discovers Angel’s horrify- ing secret. (T)


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9.10 five news.'Kate S'ahderVdrTpresents national and international news. (T)


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Tiny and Crew. 7.55 Junglies. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Buzz and Poppy. 8.40 Titch. 8.50 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 Just Shoot Me. 10.30 11.00 Celebrity Extra. 11.10 Charmed. 1.00 Life as We Know It. 4.00 Charmed. 5.50 Celebri^ Extra. 6.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 Extreme Makeover. 9.00 Charmed. 10.00 Most Haunted. 12.00 Girlfight. 2.00 Celebrity Extra. 2.10 Three Sisters. 2.35 Happy Family. 3.00 Wedding Planner. 3.25 6Ixth Sense with Colin Fry. 3.50 The Nanny. 4.15 Emma Thompson. 4.40 Arnold Schwarzenegger: Hollywood's Stars. 5.05 Hollywood Stair Treatment. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 12.00 Cloak and Dagger. 2.00 Sasquatch Odyssey. 3.00 Supernatural Destinations. 4.00 R o^ t Wars. 6.00 The Pretender. 8.00 Children of Dune. 9.40 The New Twilight Zone. 10.00 The Last Train. 11.55 Emmanuelle in Space: One Last Fling. 1.40 Children of Dune. 3.20 The New Twilight Zone. 3.40 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.05 The Pretender.


SATEUtITEiPICK Oli^tHE DAY'‘ Freaky Friday, Sky Movies 2,8pm


Dr. Tess Coleman (Jamie Lee Cur­ tis) and her 15-year-old daughter, Anna (Lindsay Lohan), are not get­ ting along. They don’t see eye-to- eye on clothes, hair, music, and cer­ tainly not in each other’s taste in men. One evening, their disagree­ ments reach a fever pitch — Anna is incensed that her mother doesn’t support her musical aspirations and


remarry, can’t see why Anna won’t give Identical Chinese fortune cookies cause a little mystic mayhem. Hamon) a break. Everything changes when two SAtELtITE PICKOF THE DAYC Mars Attacks, Sky Movies 2 ,8pm


Offbeat sci-fi satire about a Martian invasion of Earth and the American president who is charged with dealing with the catastrophe. The Martians decide to attack our planet and dev­ astate everything. They enjoy killing


people and destroy buildings. Will somebody find a way to stop them or will everyone die in the war with these short, big-brained aliens? Starring Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Tom Jones, Michael J Fox.


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9.25 CSI;NY. New York-based crime drama. (T)


10.25 Law and Order: C rimina l Intent. Crime drama series. A rich, white, ex- con, just released from prison, watch­ es those close to him get killed (T)


11.20 Murder Trail. Documentary series. (R) 12.25 PartyPoker.com World Open. 1.45 Law and Order. (R) (T) 2.25 FILM: Blind Vision. (1990) Starring Lenny Von Dohlen. (T) 3.55


. Sunset Beach. (T) 4.40 The Invaders. CO 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (T)


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not to disclose what they know. Later, Luke warns Claire that she could be found guilty of perjury and if she doesn’t say anything, they are finished.


CHANNEL 4


.6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) (Audio Described and Signed) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (R) (T) 9.25 hit40uk. 10.00 Playing it Straight. (R) (T) 11.05 Friends. (R) (T) 11.40 T4 Movie Special. 12.30 Pure T4.1.00 Point Pleas­ ant. (T) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from New­ market, Goodwood and Uttoxeter. (T) 3.55 Relocation, Relocation. (R) (T) 4.55 Prop­ erty Ladder. (R) (T) 6.00 Morgan and Platell. Former Daily Mirror editor Piers Morgan is joined by Daily Mail columnist. (T)


6.30 . C4 News;. Including weather. (T) 7.15 Quest for the Ring. A look at the making of the cinema adaptation of JRR Tolkien’s classic novel The Lord of the Rings.


17.45'fF ILM :T H e ' Lord of the Rings:'! t;'.-.


C- F e llow sh ip of the Ring. ';


, " (2001) Lavish adaptation of the lijMitst book in 'JRR Tolkien’s fahtasy trilogy about a hobbit who inherits 1 , a magic ring with'dark powers ‘


lf£.^S;iSfarVing Elijah Wood.. 11.05 X-Rated: The Pop Videos th e y Tried to Ban. Documentary.


12.35 Empire Square. 12.40 4Music. 12.55 Joss Stone. 1.55 4Play. 2.05 Pop- world. 2.50 hit40uk. 3.20 Empire Square. 3.25 Outside. 3.55 No 57. 4.55 Home Sweet Home. 5.05 Countdown. 5.50 Angela Anaconda. (R) (T)


5.15 5.30


ITV1 6.30 7.45 8.15 8.30 9.35


11.05 11.20,’. FILM:'Chaplin7(1992) Evocative]


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 cd:uk. 12.30 ITV News; Weather. 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.40 San Marino GP2.1.10 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 1.30 Barbara. (R) 2.00 Quincy. 3.00 Midsomer Murders. 5.00 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast. News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report. Hit Me Baby One More Time. Jor­ dan Knight, Rozalia, Junior, Sabri­ na and Shalamar join Vernon Kay to perform both their greatest hit and a contemporary cover in a bid for a place in the final. Celebrity Wrestling. Kate Thorn­ ton & Rowdy Roddy Piper present real wrestling bouts. This week’s contestants are Leilani Dowding, Annabel Croft, Michelle Heaton, Kate Lavrler, Iwan Thomas & Mark Speight. Celebrity Stitch Up. Paul Gas- coigne is persuaded to spy lor the government, Corrie’s Danny Young receives an obscene offer from a policeman, and Tony Hadley endures the taxi journey from hell. Hit Me Baby One Mo re Time Results. Vernon Kay reveals the result of tonight’s viewer vote to decide which one of tonight’s con­ testants will be going through to the grand final. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the award-win­ ning quiz show in which contes­ tants can double their cash prize with each correct answer and win up to a million pounds. Hell’s Kitchen. The remaining two contestants in each team vie for the prize, with the reputations of head chefs Gary Rhodes and Jean-Christophe Novelli also at stake. News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


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6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.10 Match of the Day. (R) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.00 The Politics Show. (C) 12.30 The Poiitics Show. 1.30 Bargain Hunt. (R) (C) 1.45 Keeping Up Appearances. (R) (C) 2.15 The Father Dowiing Mysteries. (C) 3.00 EastEnders. Tina forces Johnny’s hand and Is introduced to Ruby. Garry, Minty and Alfie go speed-dat­ ing. Pauline finds it hard to keep mum about Chloe.(R) (C)


4.55 Points o f View. Terry Wogan pre­ sents viewers' opinions on BBC pro­ grammes. (C)


5.10 Songs of Praise. Jonathan Edwards is in Gateshead, where he meets the man who is making music against the odds and joins the woman deter­ mined to complete the 25th Great North Run. (C)


5.45 Holiday 10 Best. Travel magazine with Kate Thornton. Focusing on quick fix breaks, she presents reports and counts down the top ten to reveal the number one. (C)


6.25 Last of the Summer Wine. Truly, Alvin and Billy set out to track down a woman who has taken a shine to Smiler - even though it means enter­ ing hostile territory. (C)


6.55 Antiques Roadshow. Valuing heir­ looms with Michael Aspel. Fascinat­ ing finds include rare French porce­ lain, a regimental silver centrepiece, . valuable toys arid an unusual sardine tin.(R)(C)


7.40 News; Regional News; Weather. (C)


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‘ ■ culL Prequel to the events of' Raiders. i ','jr_,'fof!He Lost'Ark’-.iStarring Ha'rrison.^ Ford) .Kate Capshaw,' Ke.Huy.Quan.il


10.00 News; Weather. (C)


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B B C 1 Heartbeat, ITV1,8pm


Young girls Pattie and Sheila Reilly are walking


across the moorland when they spy a field full of young horses. Pattie points excitedly at a handsome three-year-old and wanders into the field and decides to try and ride him but is thrown to the ground after it is startled by a man pur­ posely firing a gun.


The horse, with distinctive markings, turns out to have been reported stolen, and after getting a descrip-


BBC2


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (R) (C) 6.50 Boo!. (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 What’s New Scooby-Doo? (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.00 Sunday Past Times. (C) 11.30 Home Front in the Gar­ den. (R) (C) 12.00 Bill’s Food. (R) (C) 12.30 The Super League Show. (C) 1.20 Sunday Grandstand. (C) 1.25 Shanghai Feature. 1.40 Chinese Motorcycle Grand Prix. 2.50 World Snooker. (C) 5.45 Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats. (C) 5.50 Gardeners’ World. 6.20 Natural World. Documentary fol­ lowing a family of meerkats living in Tswalu National Park. (R) (C)


7.10 Timewalch. Documentary shed­ ding new light on the cause of the Black Death, which killed half the population of Europe in the 14lh century. (R) (C)


8.00 World Snooker Championship F in a l. Hazel Irvine and Ray Stubbs are in Sheffield for live coverage of the second session of the final. (C)


1.45 The Magnificent Seven. Series based on the classic western, in which seven men roam the Wild West confronting injustice. Vin leads a manhunt for an escaped prisoner. (R)


2.30 cd:uk. Music chart show, featuring the latest videos and live acts in the studio.


3.20 Entertainment Now! The latest showbiz news, with reports on movies, music and celebrity gossip.


3.45 Ja Rule in Profile. In-depth musi­ cal profile of Jeff Atkins, better known a s Ja Rule, who has become the undisputed king of the street anthem. (R)


4.10 Mixmasters. (R) 4.35 Cybernet. (R) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


j j i i ' j^ g f^ U S 'g o r em m e r ib S fam n i& ¥ i l& B ic h a f d . ,G e r 8 , ' . a ^ 12.15 The Sky at Night. Patrick Moore takes a look back at the ups and downs of the Hubble telescope as it comes towards the end of its IS^year lifespan. (C)


12.40 Joins News 24.


10.30 Match of the Day 2. Adrian Chariton meet Manchester United at the Valley, and Tottenham take on Aston Villa at White Hart Lane.


11.20 Rugby Special. John Inverdale presents highlights.


12.10 FILM: Coupe de Ville. (1990) Star­ ring Patrick Dempsey. (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE


6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 Jay Jay the Jet Plane. (R) 6.30 Franny’s Feet. (R) 6.40 Oswald. (R) 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) 7.15 Milkshake!. 7.20 Ebb and Flo. 7.30 Funky Val­ ley. (R) 7.35 Noddy. (R) 7.50 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) 8.20 Franklin. (R) 8.50 George Shrinks. (R) 9.20 The Secret of Eel Island. (T) 9.40 Aliens among Us. (R) 9.55 Don’t Blame the Koalas. 10.25 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. 11.00 Snobs. 11.30 A Different Life. 12.00 Rooted. 12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1.15 FILM: Columbo:The Most Dangerous


Match. (1973) Starring Peter Falk. (T) 2.40 FILM: Camelot. (1967) Starring Richard Har­ ris. (T) 5.55 five news. (T) 6.05 Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats. 0 . 6.10 ? x FILM:Thfee Meri'and a Baby (1987); Comedy about the struggles of three]


r ^ , carefree Manhattan bach’elors'whd] get a crash course in falrie'rhobd. Star-;


I 8.00


ring To'm Selleck.'0iSi2SL^«S!tS^ Joey. Joey’s on-set romance gets him into trouble with Lauren. Gina teaches Alex how to make lasagne. 0 .


8.30 Two and a Half Men. Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover


. after discovering Judith has changed her image and is dating again. 0


?,00:n“ FILM: The Godfather.' (1972) Epic i ‘ V * crime^drama, adapted from Mario,'; r'


.1 Puzo’s''novel, chronicling the violent] story of a Mafia family. Starring'Marlon i


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12.20 ParlyPoker.com World Open. 1.50 Major League Baseball Live. 4.30 Portuguese . Football. (R) ' '


V LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Tiny and Crew. 7.55 Junglies. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Buzz and Poppy. 8.40 Titch. 8.50 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 Just Shoot Me. 11.00 Body Specialists. 11.30 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 Life as We Know It. 5.00 Will and Grace. 6.00 Charmed. 7.00 The Swan. 8.50 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Miami. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.00 Melrose Place. 12.55 Chefs in the City. 1.45 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. 2.35 Happy Family. 3.00 The Wedding Planner. 3.25 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry. 3.50 The Nanny. 4.15 Jeff Bndges: Hollywood’s Stars. 4l40 Pierce Brosnan: Hollywood's Stars. 5.05 Hollywood Star Treatment. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-Fi -6 .0 0 - The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00


. Teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape. 11.55 Ghost. - Stones. 12.50 Robot Wars. 2.40.The Day After. : u 5.00 Crusade. 6.00 Andromeda. 7.00 Medical , Investigation.; 8.00 Babylon 5: Thirdspace. 10.00 ' The Last Train. 12.00 Good vs Evil. 1.00 Good vs Evil. 2.00 Bangkok Dangerous. 4.00 Farscape. •


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tion of the man with the gun from Pattie and her sister Sheila, Walker finds himself investigating a spate of horse thefts.


CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. 7.00 French Football. 7.30 World Superbikes. 8.00 Bennetts British Superbikes. 8.25 Vee-TV. 0 (Sign Language) 8.55 Popworld. 0 9.50 Hol- lyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed for the hard of hearing) 12.20 The Morning After Show. (T) 1.25 Channel 4 Racing from Newmarket and Salisbury. 0 3.50 Star Trek: Enterprise. 0 prise. 0


4.50 Star Trek: Enter­ 5.40 FILM: Flipper. (1996) Star­


ring Paul Hogan, Elijah Wood. 7.30 C4 News;. Including sport and weather. (T)


7.55 Party Election Broadcast. Party Election Broadcast. (T)


8.00 Britain’s Most Watched TV. Spe­ cial programme showcasing the biggest TV draws from the 1950 to the present day. Sale of the Century attracted weekly audi­ ences of 20 million during the mid-1970s. 0


12.00 Top Ten-X Rated. John Lydon is our guide through ali that is sub­ versive in the pop world. Featured artists include the Sex Pistols, Madonna, the Pogues, Prodigy and D-Mob. (R) (T)


1.35 Bennetts British Superbikes. The third round comes from Mal­ lory Park.


2.35 French Football. (R) 0 4.25 No 57: The History of a House. (R) (T) 5.25 Countdown. (R) 0


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ITV1


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Championship. 10.30 Sunday Supplement. 11.00 Jonathan Dimbleby including Lunchtime News and Weather. 11.55 Granada News and Weather. 12.00 Animal 24/7.12.30 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (R) 1.00 Creature Comforts. (R) 1.20 FILM: The Great SI Trinian’s Train Robbery. (1966) Starring Frankie Howerd. 3.00 World Rally Championship.


4.00r:FILM:'njrner.and Hooch; (1989)1 S'i’.'’-; - ’Comfe'caper in''vvhich*a fastididusl detective is forced to team up.wfthl


'y y y a’ large,\uhlovely,dog'when it; beo'omesVp'parent’,that,the']'mijft \


* v T .™ s the]6nly,witness in' a' fnurderq ;« ‘c'ase. Starring Td'm'Hanks, Mare'j SiiiiiWinningham,' C ra igI NelsonfliLvl


5.50 The Unforgettable Benny Hill. The story of one of Britain’s best­ loved comedians, revealing the pri­ vate side of a much misunder­ stood man. His friends describe him as a shy loner, but a true origi­ nal. (R)


6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news.


6.55 Party Election Broadcast. By the Liberal Democrats.


7.00 Emmerdale. Sadie tempts Cain to side with her against the Kings. Chas concocts a plan to get Lisa a dishwasher - Shadrach and Zak are unimpressed. Louise feels guilty when Terry returns.


7.30 Coronation Street. Roy takes Chesney off to his new life in Spain - but will they find Cilia? Jaws drop when Mel Hutchwright arrives on the street. Danny’s scam gets Nor­ ris and Jack all in a flap.


8.00 Heartbeat. Two small girls provide crucial information when they stumble across a scam whilst play­ ing on the moors. Peggy’s poker-


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playing forces Blaketon to take action.


9.00 William' and Mary. William has to bring a body back from Frankfurt. Penelope is full of surprises. Mary is put in a compromising position. A strike delays the arrival of Kate’s university results.


10.00 Hell’s Kitchen. After a fortnight of training and cooking, head chefs Gary Rhodes and Jean- Christophe Novelli are left with one protege each - but who deserves to win the grand prize?


11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


11.05 The South Bank Show. A fly-on- the-wall look at rehearsals lor the National Theatre’s forthcoming production ot Henry IV, starring Michael Gambon as FalstafI, under the direction of Nicholas Hytner.


12.15 The Village People. (R) 12.40 Faith and Music. (R) 1.20 The Paul O’Grady Show. (R) 2.10 Nicole Kidman Is The Inter­ preter. (R) 2.30 Trisha. (R) 3.25 Loose Women. (R) 4.05 ITV Nighlscreen. 5.30- ITV Early Morning News.


’ ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Movies Now. 9.40 Celebrity Wrestling. 11.55 American idol. 1.15 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.00 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.45 Celebrity Wrestling. 8.00 American Idol. 9.20 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover: Celebrities Exposed. 10.20 Movies Now. 10.30 Coronation Street. 11.00 Hell's Kitchen: Extra Portions. 12.00 Hell's Kitchen Live. 1.00 Footballers' Wives TV. 1.30 Cycling Highlights: Uege-Bastogne-Llege 2005.2.00 Million Dollar Babes. 2.25 Sally Je ssy Raphael. 3.10 Teleshopping. 5.40 ITV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 7.50 Film R e . 8.00 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. 6.55 Jeeves and Wooster. 9.50 Second Thoughts. 10.15 Second Thoughts. 10.50 Surgical Spmt. 11.50 Home to Roost. 12.55 Film


.F ile . I.OS.Cadfael. 2.40 The Return of Sherlock -Holmes. 3.4 0'Jeeves and Wooster. 4.45 Second


; Thoughts. 5.50 Heartbeat. 6.50 T h e Return of " Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Margaret the Secret Princess. 9.00 Capricorn One. 11.15 A Woman’s . Guide to Adultery. 12.25 Capricorn One. 3.00 ITV3 Nightscreen. 3.15 Emmerdale Omnibus.


SKY MOVIES 1


6.20 Off Beat. (1986) 8.00 Peter Pan. (2003) 10.00 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. (2002) 12.45 Children on Their Birthdays. (2002) 2.45 Off Beat. (1986) 4.45 We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story. (1993) 6.00 Peter Pan. (2003) 8.00 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. (2002) 10.45 Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd. (2003) 12.45 The Escapist. (2001) 2.20 Learning Curve. (2001) 4.15 Children on Their Birthdays. (2002)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.S0 Growing Pains: Return of the Seavers. (2004) 6.20 B ugsy Malone. (1976) 9.55 Batman Forever. (1995) 12.00 Growing Pains: Return of the Seavers. (2004) 1.45 The Ghost of Grevllle Lodge. (2000) 3.30 Quiz. 4.00 Bug sy Malone. (1976) 5.40 Batman Forever. (1995) 7.45 Quiz. 8.00 Mars Attacks! (1996) 10.00 Bulletproof Monk. (2003) 11.50 Nine Months. (1995) 1.40 Dogfight. (1991) 3.20 The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie. (1991) 5.05 The Gh o s t of G re v ille Lodge. (2000)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Doctor at Large. (1957) 7.45 Dad's Army. (1971) 9.30 The Lodger. (1926) 11.00 C a r ry On Dick. (1974) 12.45 Pay Day. (1922) 1.15 The Party. (1968) 3.00 Dad’s Army. (1971) 4.45 Doctor at Large. (1957) 6.30 Carry On Dick. (1974) 8.15 The Jerk. (1979) 10.00 High Anxiety. (1977) 11.40 Network. (1976) 1.45 Harry and Tonto. (1974) 3.45 Pay Day. (1922) 4.15 The


Party. (1968) SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Football First: Match Choice. 7.30 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 1.00 Super League. 3.00 Ford Super Sunday. 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word. 7.00 Football League Review. 6.00 Spanish Football. 10.30 Ford Football Special. 0.00 WWE Heat. 1.00 WWE: Backlash. 4.00 Powerboating. 4.30 Spanish Football. 5.30 Gillette World Sport.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 Live Euro Tour Golf. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Powerboating. 1.00 Live Cricket: Totesport League. 7.00 Live Test Cricket. 10.30 Legends of Cricket. 11.00 Powerboating. 11.30 Football League Review. 0.30 Spanish Football. 1.30 Ford Football Special. 3.00 Football League Review.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Spanish Football. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 11.00 Wild Spirits. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 US Tour Golf. 3.00 Euro Tour Golf. 6.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 7.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 2.00 U S Tour Golf. 5.00 Watersports World.


EUROSPORT


6.00 Uve MotoGP. 7.30 Live MotoGP. 9.15 MotoGP. 9.45 World Touring Car Championship. 10.15 Live Motor Sport. 10.30 MoloGP. 11.45 Motor Sport. 12.00 Live Tennis. 1.30 MotoGP. 2.00 Live World Touring C a r Championship. 4.00 Live World Championship Snooker. 6.00 MotoGP. 7.15 Motor Sport. 7.45 World Series Motor Racing. 8.00 Uve World Championship Snooker. 11.00 Rally. 11.30 Eurosport News Report. 11.45 Motorsports


Weekend. SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon. 7.30 The Zeta Project. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 11.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 12.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.00 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Father ol the Pride. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 24. 10.00 J^ipTuck. 11.00 Peaches Geldof: Teenage Mind. 12.00 Family Guy. 12.30 Family Guy. 1.00 Law and Order. 1.50 Next Action Star. 2.40 The.1970s Office. 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Pokemon. 5.35 The Zeta Project


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Monarch of the Glen. 7.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 Some, Mothers Do ‘Ave 'Em. 10.00 Carry On Camping. 11.40 Carry On Don't Lose Your Head. 1.25 Carry On Girls. 3.05 Carry On England. 4.45


■ Carry On Camping. 6.25 What a Carry On! 7.00 My Family. 7.40 My Family. 8.20 My Family. 9.00 The Vicar of Dibley. 9.55 The Vicar of Dibley. 10.50 One Foot In the Grave. 11.45 The Vicar of Dibley. 12.40 The Vicar of Dibley. 1.30 One Foot in the Grave. 2.20 City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Gold. 4.35 Charlie's Angels. 5.35 Neighbours. *


BBC THREE


7.00 Doctor Who. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.00 The House of Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron. 9.00 Secret Ufe of the Shop. 10.00 Fnday


. Night with Jonathan Ross. 11.00 The House of Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron. 11.30 Swiss Toni.': 12.00 Spendaholics. 1.00 The H o u se 'o f Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron. 1.55 Secret Ufe o l the -


. Shop. 2.55 Spendaholics. *C;


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