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Clitheroe Advertiser & Times, Thursday, December 22nd, 2005 31 YOUR TERRESUAL FESTIVE FILM GUIDE


■ Film: Snow Dogs (BBC 1 ,1.55pm) Family comedy, stamng Cuba Gooding Jr.


■ Film: Danger­ ous Liaisons (BBC 2 ,11.20pm) Stam'ng Michelle Pfeiffer as Madame Marie de Toutvel, with John Malkovichas Vi- comte Sebastien de Valmont.


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6.00 Breakfast 9.00 The Basil Bmsh Show 9.25 Shoebox Zoo 9.50 Looney Tunes 10.00 Live 8


12.00 Only Fools and Horses Classic comedy. (R)


1.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather 1.30 Neighbours Elle causes more hassle for Izzy.


1.55 RLM: Snow Dogs (2001) Comedy. Starring Cuba Gooding Jr.


3.25 FILM: The Italian Job (1969) Classic comedy crime caper. Starring Michael Caine, Noel Coward, Benny Hill.


5.05 Hard Spell Children’s Show. 5.35 Neighbours (R) 6.00 BBC News; Regional News; Weather 6.30 Antiques Roadshow: the Next Generation Michael Aspel and the team welcome young collectors to Bristol.


7.30 Celebrity Mastermind Tim Rice, Natalie Cassidy, Jeremy Edwards and Jeremy Beadle are interrogated on both their specialist subject and general knowledge.


8.00 EastEnders Sharon fears for Dennis's safety following Johnny’s attack.


8.30 FILM: Signs (2001) Supernatural sci-fi thriller in which a former preacher’s discovery of mysterious crop circles on his farmland sets in motion a sequence of bizarre events. Starring Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Rory Culkin.


10.10 BBC News; Regional News; Weather 10.25 The National Lottery: Midweek Draws 10.30 Still Game Festive special of the sitcom. Winston finds his stolen turkey is far from oven-ready. Starring Ford Kieman.


11.00 Match of the Day Gary Lineker presents highlights of all ten of this evening’s Premiership fixtures.


12.30 FILM: McQ(1974) 2.25 Bill Oddie’s How to Watch Wildlife (R) 3.55 Gardeners’ World Christmas Special


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6.00 Conspiracy to Kill: Days That Shook the World (R) 7.00 Balamory 7.20 The Roly Mo Show 7.40 Binka 7.45 Postman Pat 8.00 Charlie and Lola 8.15 ChuckleVision 8.30 Lazytown 9.00 Animal Park 9.30 Sahara with Michael Palin 10.30 Life in the Undergrowth 11.20 Broadway: The American Musical


12.20 FILM: South Pacific (2001) Remake of the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical.


2.25 Flog It! (R) 3.25 Miss Marple (R) 5.15 Ready Steady Cook Talented chefs battle it out against the clock.


6.00 FILM: Dad’s Army (1971) Feature- length version of the classic sitcom about the Home Guard unit of a small seaside town. Stamng Arthur Lowe.


7.30 A Passion for Churches Stories of remarkable people fighting to preserve British churches.


8.00 Natural World Documentary. 8.50 Storm Geese Documentary about the huge skeins of geese that fly out of Atlantic skies to spend winter on the Scottish island of Islay.


9.00 Rome As Caesar’s power spirals out of control, Brutus struggles to decide whether or not to attempt an assassination.


9.50 Crumpet: A Very British Sex Symbol Documentary that charts that peculiarly British notion of ‘crumpet’ on TV and in film - from Carry On to Benny Hill.


10.50 The Unique Dave Allen (R) 11.20 FILM: Dangerous Liaisons (1988) Stunning period drama about sexual power and deceit in pre-revolutionary France in which two cruel ex-lovers plot to humiliate other members of the aristocracy. Starring Glenn Close, John Malkovich, Michelle Pfeiffer.


1.15 Later with Jools Holland (R) 2.15 Joins BBC News 24


6.00 GMTV 9.25 FILM: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang


12.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill digs out some DIY disasters. (R)


12.30 Cash Cab 1.00ITV News; Weather 1.05 Local News and Weather 1.15 Today with Des and Mel 2.15 Make Me Rich 2.45 FILM: Flash Gordon (1980) Lavish, camp adaptation of the classic 1930s comic-strip adventure. Starring Sam Jones, Melody Anderson, Topol.


4.45 RLM: Agatha Christie’s Murder in Three Acts (1986)


6.30 Local News 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 EmmerdaieTom banishes Sadie and Matthew after their affair is exposed.


7.30 Coronation Street Jamie contemplates his feelings for Frankie.


8.00 The Bill DC Masters and DC Sim work on an assault that may have been racially motivated. And Sergeant Smith and PC Kapoor become involved in a domestic dispute.


9.00 Whatever Love Means Story of the young Prince Charles and his relationship with Camilla Parker-Bowles, and how his obsession continued throughout her marriage and his own affairs with other women.


10.30 ITV News 11.00 7/7: A Test of Faith with Rageh Omaar Rageh Omaar meets people who lost loved ones in the 7th of July London bombings and asks them how their faith has been challenged in the wake of the attacks.


12.05 Entertainment Now Review 2005 1.05 Quizmania 4.00 ITV Nightscreen 5.15 Jobfinder 5.55 ITV News Headlines


6.10 FILM: The Neverending Story II: The Next Chapter (1990), starring Jonathan Brandis, Kenny Morrison, Clarissa Burt 7.30 Friends 8.00 Just Shoot Me 8.25 Will and Grace 8.55 Futurama 9.25 The Simpsons 9.55 The Simple Life: Interns 10.25 Hollyoaks 11.00 Friends 11.30 Friends


12.00 3 Minute Wonder (R) 12.05 3 Minute Wonder (R) 12.10 The 100 Greatest Musicals Another ' chance to see the two-part countdown of the greatest musicals - both classic and contemporary - as voted for by viewers.


5.10 Deal or No Deal 5.55 The Simpsons Animation. (R) 6.25 Hollyoaks Jake is keen to make the most of what’s left of Becca’s holiday, but feels a little shut out.


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6.55 Channel 4 News 7.00 Jamie’s School Dinners (R) 8.00 Supernanny An experienced nanny helps out desperate parents. (R)


9.00 Comic Strip Presents... Cult comedy with the Comic Strip team in a film that delves deep into middle class suburbia. Stam'ng Sheridan Smith, Rik Mayall.


10.00 Lost As Michael makes the final preparations to launch the raft, he is struck down by a mysterious illness.


11.05 The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2005 Jimmy Carr presents. (R)


1.10 Raw Britannia 2.10 Tsunami: Where Was God? (R) 4.10 Wild Things 4.55 Switched 5.20 Wat’s Pig (R) 5.30 The Hoobs (R) 5.55 RLM: The Land That Time Forgot (1975)


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6.00 Oswald (R) 6.10 Oswald 6.25 Rolie Polie Olie 6.50 Hi-5 7.25 Bottle Top Bill 7.35 A Milkshake Christmas 8.05 Fifi and the Flowertots 8.15 Look! 8.20 Roobarb and Custard Too 8.30 Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends 8.45 Ebb and Flo 8.50 Softies 8.55 Franny’s Feet 9.10 Bird Bath . 9.15 MechaNick 9.25 Harry and his


Bucket Full of Dinosaurs 9.35 Extreme Makeover Home Edition 10.30 Renovate My Family 11.30 five news


12.00 Home and Away (R) 12.30 Trading Spouses 1.25HouseBusters (R) 1.55 FILM: The ‘70s (2000) A combination of history, fiction and music, this drama celebrates the 1970s as 'rt tells the story of four young Americans who graduate from college at the beginning of the decade. Starring Brad Rowe.


3.40 FILM: The Princess and the Marine (2001) Drama.


5.30 five news 6.00 Home and Away Jesse is convinced that Troy is behind the accident.


6.30 Family Affairs A nervous Eve prepares for tomorrow’s wedding.


7.00 five news followed by weather 7.15 2005 Royal Institution Christmas Lectures


8.00 Earth Shocks Documentary. (R) 9.00 Greatest TV Cock-Up Moments Tara Palmer-Tomkinson presents the countdown. (R)


11.05 Christmas... Ruined My Life Documentary showing the downside of the Christmas period. (R)


12.05 Poker Wednesday: Partypoker.com European Open


1.40 FILM: Rifes of Passage (1998) 3.10 FILM: Back Road Justice (2000) 4.45 Short Story Cinema 5.10 FILM: Swiss Family Robinson (1973)


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(1989) Disney comedy, starring Rick Moranis as a nutty professor who accidentally reduces his children to microscopic size. With Matt Frewer and Marcia Strassman. (BBCl, 10.40am)


B LA C K NARCISSUS (1947) British nuns establish a school on a remote Himalayan mountainside, where loneliness and frustration soon take their toll. Stun­ ning drama, starring Deborah Kerr and


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TH E S EC R E T GARDEN (1993) Enchanting adaptation of Frances Hodg­ son Burnett’s children’s tale about an orphan who discovers a beautiful garden her uncle keeps locked away. Kate Maberly and Maggie Smith star. (BBCl, 12.20 pm)


BENJI TH E HUNTED (1987) Talented mongrel Benji is stranded in the wilderness and helps a pack of orphaned cougar cubs. Disney adventure, with Red Steagall and Frank Inn. (CHAN­ NEL 4 .12.30pm)


FLIGHT OF THE REINDEER (2001) A scientist resolves to bring the magic of Christmas home by proving that rein­ deer really can fly. Amiable and imaginative family drama, starring Beau Bridges, Richard Thomas and John Franklin. (FIVE, 12.50pm)


SM A L L SOLDIERS (1998) A hi-tech computer chip has a bizarre effect


II on a squad of toy soldiers, leading to may- K hem for their youthful owner. |; Engaging children’s adventure, with Kirsten Dunst. (BBCl, 2pm)


TH E HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES (1939) Sherlock Holmes investigates strange claims of a spectral hound haunt­ ing the remote Devon moors. Mystery, starring Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce. (BBC2,2.05pm)


TH E K AR A T E KID (1984) A teenager develops martial arts skills to fight back against the bullies tormenting him. Blockbusting action adventure, starring Ralph Macchio and the late Pat Morita. (CHANNEL 4 ,2.10pm)


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HOME FOR OHRISTMAS (1990) Mickey Rooney stars in this mawkish sentimental drama as an ageing petty thief


■ Whatever Love Means (ITV1,9pm) Starring Laurence Fox as Prince Charles, with Michelle Duncan as Lady Diana Spencer.


■ Supemanny (C4,8pm) Jo Frost attempts to tame more out- of-control children.


■ Christmas Ru­ ined My Life (five, 11.05pm) A tongue-in-cheek look at the dark side of festivities.


CHRISTMAS EVE


RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REIN­ DEER: TH E MOVIE (1998) Fun-filled festive children’s tale following the antics of eveiybody’s favourite reindeer. Featuring the voices of John Goodman, Debbie Reynolds, Whoopi Goldberg and Eric Idle. (CHANNEL 4 ,6.35am)


whose criminal activities lead him to redis­ cover the magic of Christmas. Chantellese Kent co-stars as a cute little moppet. (FIVE, 2.35pm)


TOMORROW NEVER DIES (1997) Super-spy James Bond leaps back into action to foil the plans of a technology- obsessed megalomaniac plotting to start another world war. Fast-paced adventure, with Pierce Brosnan. (GRANADA, 2.50pm)


HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE (2001) An orphaned youngster is forced to endure a miserable childhood until he learns he is to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - where he embarks on a series of magical encoun­ ters. Breathtaking, blockbusting adven­ ture, starring Daniel Radcliffe. (BBCl, 4pm)


SNOW WHITE (2001) When Snow White's mother dies during childbirth, her distraught husband strug­ gles to find food for himself and his daugh­ ter - until a conniving devil grants him three wishes. Fantasy, starring Kristin Kreuk. (CH/^NEL 4,4.25pm)


OOLUMBO: ANY OLD PORT IN A STORM (1973) A vineyard owner's financial well-being is jeopardised by his playboy brother, forcing him to take drastic steps to rectify matters. Enjoyable detective drama, starring Peter Falk and Donald Pleasence. (FIVE, 4.30pm)


A OHRISTMAS OAROL (1999) Adaptation of Dickens’ classic tale of the miserly Ebenezer Scrooge, who regains his festive spirit thanks to the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future. Patrick Stewart and Richard E Grant star. (CHANNEL 4, 6.15pm)


BRIDGET JO N E S ’S DIARY (2001) A single woman begins a new year by resolving to find love and achieve tranquil­ lity. But fate seems certain to stop her. Glo­ riously girlie romantic comedy, starring Renee Zellweger. (BBCl, 9.40pm)


G O R K Y PARK (1983) A determined Russian police detective uncovers strange goings-on at the Kremlin while investigating a triple murder. Intelligent thriller, starring William Hurt and Lee Marvin. (FIVE, 10.55pm)


CARRIE (1976) Stephen King's chilling tale about a shy teenager who uses paranormal powers to rebel against her abusive mother and bully­ ing classmates. Assured horror, starring Sissy Spacek. (CHANNEL 4 ,11.55pm)


DOCTOR ZHIVAGO (1965) An all-star cast gather for this epic retelling of Boris Pasternak's tale of a doctor who loves one woman but foolishly marries


another, against the backdrop of the Russ­ ian revolution. With Omar Sharif, Julie Christie and Geraldine Chaplin. (GRANA­ DA, 12.55am)


T A K E ME HOME: TH E JOHN DEN­ VER STORY (2000) Superficial biopic of the country singer, charting his rise to fame and fortune as he struggled to overcome a string of personal traumas. Chad Lowe and Kristin Davis star. (BBCl, 1.05am)


NOWHERE LAND (1999) An ex-convict hides out in a remote cabin


prior to giving evidence against dangerous criminals, with only a female FBI agent to protect him. Dreary thriller, starring Peter Dobson. (FIVE, 1.20am)


TH E MAN WHO WASN'T THERE (2001) Premiere. A small-town barber hatches a


plot to get revenge on his two-timing wife - but ends up embroiled in murder and deception. Magnificent atmospheric drama, starring Billy Bob Thornton. (CHANNEL 4 ,1.45am)


CHRISTMAS DAY


RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REIN­ DEER AND THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TO Y S (2001) The heroic reindeer embarks on a perilous


journey to outwit the evil Toy Taker, who’s determined to ruin Christmas for all. Sim­ ple animated antics, with the voices of Rick Moranis and Jamie Lee Curtis. CHANNEL 4 ,6.30am)


SNOW WHITE (2001) When Snow White’s mother dies during childbirth, her distraught husband strug­ gles to find food for himself and his daugh­ ter - imtil a conniving devil grants him three wishes. Fantasy, starring Kristin Kreuk. (S4C, 10.30am)


ALICE IN WONDERLAND (1951) Disney’s animated version of Lewis Car­ roll's classic tale, following the adventures of a youngster in a magical land inhabited by countless colourful characters. With the voices of Kathryn Beaumont, Ed Wynn and Richard Haydn. (GRANADA, 10.55am)


TH E SANTA C LAUS E (1994) Tim Allen stars as a grumpy businessman who accidentally sends Santa Claus to that great grotto in the sky. He has to don the red suit and finish the round himself - lead­ ing to a series of magical adventures. Christmas comedy, with Judge Reinhold and Wendy Crewson. (BBCl, 12.30pm)


TH E BIG SLEEP (1946) Private eye Philip Marlowe is hired to pro­ tect a hot-blooded socialite from her own indiscretions, but doesn't count on murder complicating matters. Classic tangled


thriller, starring Humphrey Bogart. (FIVE, 12.30pm)


A STAR IS BORN (1954) Two Hollyivood stars fall in love and marry just as their careers take them in different directions. Musical drama, starring Judy Garland and James Mason. (BBC2, 12.50pm)


THE RAILWAY CHILDREN (1970) Wonderful family drama about the adven­ tures of three Edwardian children forced to move from their middle-class home to rural Yorkshire. Starring Jenny Agutter, Bernard Cribbins, Dinah Sheridan, Sally Thomsett and Gary Warren. (GRANADA, 1.05pm)


CASABLANCA (1942) Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Berdan star as former lovers who meet again dur­ ing World War Two. Classic tearjerker, with Claude Rains, Peter Lorre and Paul Henreid. (FIVE, 2.40pm)


SHREK (2001) An antisocial ogre resolves to foil the plans of an evil ruler threatening his peaceful existence, but events soon take a compli­ cated turn. Top-quality animated adven­ ture, with the voices of Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz and Eddie Murphy. (BBCl, 3.10pm)


THE GRINCH (2000) Jim Carrey stars as Dr Seuss's famously grouchy character, who resolves to stop everyone enjoying the festive season. Magical Christmas comedy, narrated by Anthony Hopkins. (GRANADA, 3.25pm)


SINGIN' IN TH E RAIN ^952) Two old friends and an aspiring starlet strive to make their own unique mark on Hollywood as the arrival of sound revolu­ tionises film-making. Classic musical come­ dy, starring Gene Kelly, Debbie Reynolds and Donald O'Connor. (CHANNEL 4, 3.40pm)


TOY STORY 2 (1999) Premiere. Space Ranger Buzz and the rest of the gang embark on a daring rescue mis­ sion after cowboy Woody is swiped by an unscrupulous toy collector. Fun-packed animated sequel, with the voice of Tom Hanks. (BBCl, 4.30pm)


DANCES WITH WOLVES (1990) Kevin Costner directs and stars in this wonderful Oscar-winning Western about a bitter Union officer who wins the trust of the Sioux and is accepted as a member of their nation. Includes five news update at 6.35. (FIVE, 4.45pm)


THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST (2002) Premiere. Two bachelors using the same pseudonym capture the hearts of a couple of girls - but their deception leads to confu­ sion. Fine Oscar Wilde comedy, starring Rupert Everett. (BBC2, 8pm)


JERR Y MAGUIRE (1996)


An idealistic sports agent is shunned by his uncaring bosses and forced to set out on his own - taking with him one charismatic client and a lovelorn secretary. Comedy drama, starring Tom Cruise and Renee Zellweger. (CHANNEL 4 ,10pm)


NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRIST­ MAS VACATION (1989) American householder Chevy Chase finds his plans for a traditional festive family holiday thrown into disarray by a succes­ sion of annoying visitors. Absurd seasonal shenanigans, with Beverly D'Angelo and Randy Quaid. (FIVE, 10pm)


WORKING GIRL (1988) An ambitious secretary plots revenge on the wily boss who stole her idea. Zesty comedy, starring Melanie Griffith, Harrison Ford and Sigourney Weaver. (BBCl, 11.45pm)


JA C K HIGGINS' MIDNIGHT MAN


(1995) A tough secret agent is called out of retirement to investigate an assassination plot against the royal family and finds him­ self confronting an old enemy. Routine thriller, starring Rob Lowe. (FIVE, 11.50pm)


TH E UNTOUCHABLES (1987) Kevin Costner stars as federal agent Eliot Ness, leading the crusade against police corruption and underworld crime in prohi­ bition-era Chicago. Stylish thriller, with Sean Connery on Oscar-winning form. (GRANADA, 12.05am)


FATHER, DEAR FATHER (1972) TV comedy spin-off about successful thriller writer Patrick Cargill's struggles to bring up his two headstrong daughters. Also starring Richard O'Sullivan, Donald Sinden, Beryl Reid, Natasha Pyne and Ann Holloway. (BBCl, 1.40am)


CU B E (1997) A group of disparate characters awake in a trap-laden labyrinth, and face the fight of their lives to regain their freedom. Extraor­ dinary sci-fi horror, starring Nicole deBoer. (FIVE, 2am)


WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT? (1965) Peter O’Toole stars in this knockabout comedy romp, as a soon-to-be-married fashion editor who worries he’ll find it hard to stay faithful. With Peter Sellers and Woody Allen. (GRANADA, 2.15am)


CARRIE (1976) Stephen King’s chilling tale about a shy teenager who uses paranormal powers to rebel against her abusive mother and bully­ ing classmates. Assured horror, starring Sissy Spacek. (S4C, 2.25am)


TH E SCARLET EMPRESS (1934) Stunning epic chronicling the rise of a German princess to notoriety as Russian ruler Catherine the Great. Marlene Diet- rich is at her best in this drama. (BBC2, 2.40am)


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