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www.ciitheroetoday.co.uk Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331 (Classifie(i)R| weekendplustv B . SATURDAY, MAY 21ST SKY MOVIES 1
6.00 The Cactus Kid. (2000) 7.40 US Top 10.8.00 MVP • Most Valuable Primate. (2000) 9.45 Home Alone 4. (2002) 11.30 The Rghting Temptations. (2003) 1.45 Follow Your Heart (1998) 3.35 Home Alone 4. (2002) 5.20 Quiz. 5.50 The Rghting Temptations. (2003) 6.00 Boat Trip. (2002) 10.00 The Lord of the Rings: l l ie Two Towers. (2000) 1.00 Mr Deeds. (2002) 2.50 XX/XY. (2002) 4.30 MVP • Most Valuable Primate. (2000)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.40 Jumanji. (1995) 8.25 Wildfire 7: The Inferno. (2002) 10.05 Damaged Care. (2002) 12.00 Out of the Wilderness. (1996) 2.00 Jumanji. (1995) 4.00 Wildfire 7: The Inferno. (2002) 6.00 Dracula: Dead and Loving I t (1995) 7.30 Sky Movies News. (2001) 8.00 Gothika. (2003) 9.45 Dreamcatcher. (2002) 12.05 Gothika. (2003) 1.50 The Truth about Cats and Dogs. (1995) 3.30 How High. (2001) 5.10 Out of the Wilderness. (1996).
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 The Young Lions. (1958) 6.50 UK Top 10. (2004) 9.10 The Bravados. (1958) 11.00 The
■ Fortune Cookie. (1966) 1.10 The Young Lions. (1956) 4.00 The Bravados. (1956) 6.00 T h e , Fortune Cookie. (1966) 8.10 Irma la Douce. . (1963) 10.35 Arthur. (1961) 12.20 Deal of the Century. (1983) 2.05 irma la Douce. (1963) 4.30 A Woman of Paris. (1923)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Gillette World Sport. 8.00 ICC Cricket World. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Live Football League. 2.30 Live Football: FA Cup Rnal. 6.00 Uve Football League. 8.30 Live Spanish Football. 11.00 Football: FA Cup Final. 0.30 Football League. 2.30 Spanish Football. 4.00 Football League.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 US Tour Golf. 8.30 Live Worldwide Rugby: Super 12.10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Live European Rugby. 3.00 World Wide Rugby: Super 12. 5.00 Moto 4. 5.30 Gillette World Sport. 6.00 Live Super League. 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.00 US Tour Golf. 4.00 Max Power. 5.00 Adventure Racing. 5.30 Moto+.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Friday Fight Night. 9.00 Racing News. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Une. 1.00 Max Power. 2.00 Live Euro Tour Golf. 6.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Une. 9.00 Tennis * World Team Cup. 0.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 2.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 3.00 Australian Rugby League. 5.00 Sports Unlimited.
EUROSPORT
7.30 YOZ Mag. 8.00 Escape. 8.30 WAHS. 9.00 Cycling: Tour of Italy. 10.00 Football: Serie A. 11.30 Motocross. 12.30 GOLI. 1.00 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 1.30 Uve GP2 Racing. 2.30 Uve Cycling: Tour of Italy. 4.15 Strongest Man. 5.15 K*1. 7.15 Live Fight Club. 10.15 YOZ Mag. 10.45 GP2 Radng. 11.45 Poker European Tour. 0.45 British Eurosport News Report. 1.00 Close.
SKY ONE
6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Pokemon. 7.30 Stingray. 6.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 6.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-GI-Ohl Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Oliver Beene. 10.00 Star Wars: Feet the Force. 11.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 12.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. .1.00 Futurama. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. ZOO Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 Oliver Beene. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 6.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 Father of the Pride. 9.00 Toughest Pubs in Britain 2.10.00 Limo Fever. 11.00 South Park. 11.30 South Park. 12.00 Is Harry on the Boat?. 1.00 Kirst/s TV Meltdown. 1.50 The X RIes. 2.40 Relic Hunter. 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Pokemon. 5.35 Stingray.
UKTV GOLD
6.00 Monarch of the Glen. 7.00 Doctor Who. 8.00 To the Manor Born. 8.40 To the Manor Born. 9.20 To the Manor Born. 10.00 To the Manor Born. 10.40 To the Manor Born. 11.20 To the Manor Born. 12.00 To the Manor Born. 1Z45 To the Manor Born. 1.30 Casualty at Kolby City: Exits Weekend. 1.35 Holby City. 2.35 Casualty at Hotby City: Exits Weekend. 2.40 Casualty. 3.40 Casualty at Holby City: Exits Weekend. 3.45 Holby City. 4.45 Casualty at Holby City: Exits Weekend. 4.50 Casualty. 5.50 Casualty at Holby City: Exits Weekend. 5.55 Holby City. 7.00 ' Strictly Ballroom. 9.00 dinnerladies. 9.40 dinnerladies. 10.20 dinnerladies. 11.00
. dinnerladies. 11.45 dinnerladies. 12.25 dinnerladies. 1.00 Waking the Dead. 3.25 dinnerladies. 4.00 Charlie's Angels.
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7.00 BBC Three Outtakes Show. 7.10 Doctor Who Confidential. 7.40 Farscape. 8.25 The House of Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron. 9.25 Rocky III. 11.00 Three’s Outtakes: Little Britain. 11.15 Eurowsion... A Uttle Bit More. 12.20 Doctor Who. 1.05 Doctor Who Confidential. 1.35 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2.05 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2.35 Grass. 3.05 The House of Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron.
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6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Tickle, Patch and Friends. 7.25 Mio Mao. 7.30 Funky Valley. (R) 7.35 Make Way for Noddy. (R) 7.50 Rolie Polie die. (R) 8.25 Franklin. (R) 8.55 George Shrinks. (R) 9.30 Beyblade. (T) 9.55 Hercules; the Leg endary Journeys. (R) (T) 10.50 Beast Wars. (R) (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.30 FILM: Danielle Steel's Family Album. (1993) Starring Jaclyn Smith, Michael Ontkean, Joe Flanigan. (T) 4.40 FILM: Dis ney's Sunday Drive. (1986) Starring Tony Randall, Carrie Rsher, Audra Lindley. (T)
ITV 2
6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.30 Nanny 911.3.30 ' Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 4.30 Holiday Showdown. 5.30 Planet's Funniest Animals. 6.00 House of Horrors. 6.30 House of Honors. 7.00 Holiday Airport: Lanzarote. 6.00 Man v Beast USA. 9.00 Rules of Engagement. 11.25 Celebrity Love Island Uve. 2.00 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.20 Teleshopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen.
ITV3
6.00 Survival. 6.55 Rising Damp. 7.20 Rising Damp. 7.50 Campion. 8.50 The Royal. 9.50 Film File. 10.00 Survival. 11.05 Noah's Ark. 12.10 The
• Royal. 1.15 Film Rle. 1.25 Surgical Spirit. 1.55 Surgical Spirit. 2.25 Home to Roost. 2.55 Home to Roost. 3.30 Rising Damp. 4.00 Rising Damp. 4.35 Rim Rle. 4.45 Campion. 5.50 Noah's Ark. 7.00 Rim Rle. 7.10 My Uncle Silas. 8.00 Heat of the Sun. 10.10 Kill Me Again. 12.05 Hammer House of Horror. 1.10 The Bill. 2.10 The Bill. 3.10 Teleshopping. 5.40 1TV3 Nightscreen.
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8.00 The Farm: Updated and Unseen. <J)
9.00 five news and sport. (T) 9.15 CSI:N Y. Mac and Stella discover the emshed lower half of a body on a Stat en Island dock. Danny and Aiden probe the death of a woman in Queens. (T)
10.15 Law and Order: Criminal Intent. After an elderly woman dies in a
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 HI-5.7.35 Elmo's World. 7.50 The Forgotten Toys. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Jibba Jabba. 8.40 Molly's Gang. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 Just Shoot Me. 10.30 Just Shoot Me. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 'Trolley Dollies. 1.50 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy UK. 2.50 Extreme Makeover UK. 3.50 Charmed. 5.40
. Celebrity Extra. 6.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 E^dreme Makeover. 9.00 Charmed. 10.00 Cruel intentions. 11.55 Celebrity Extra. 1Z00 Melrose Place. 1Z55 The Replacement' Killers. 2.35 Celebrity Extra. 3.00 Naomi Campbell: Revealed. 3.50 The Nanny. 4.15 The Associates. 5.05 The Cosby Show. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 12.00 Battle Beyond the Stars. 2.00 The Outer Umits. 4.00 Robot Wars. 6.00 The Pretender. 8.00 Journey to the Center of the Earth. 10.00 Fortress 2: Re-entry. 11.50 Emmanuelle 2000. 1.30 Dark Angel. 3.30 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.00 The Pretender.
SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY Boat Trip, Sky Movies 1,8pm
Hoping to get his mind off his ex girlfriend Felicia (Vivica A. Fox), heart- broken Jerry (Cuba Gooding Jr), decides to join his best friend Nick (Horatio Sanz) on a tropical singles cruise for a week of sun and possible romance. But when Jerry and Nick realize they’ve been accidentally booked on a gay cruise, all they can think of is jumping ship - that is, until Jerry
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2.10 Top of the Pops. This week's best- . selling singles, featuring live perfor mances and pre-chart exclusives. (R) (C)
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6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (R) (C) 6.50 Boo!. (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.30 Dennis the Menace. (R) (C) 7.55 Watch My Chops. (R) (C) 8.15 The Mummy. (R) (C) 8.35 The Feitiy Odd Parents. (R) (C) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) 10.30 Dance Factory. (C) 11.15 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 The Father Dowling Mys teries. (R) (C) 1.00 Match of the Day Live; FA Cup Final. Gary Lineker presents live cov erage of the 124th FA Cup final as Manchester United clash with Arsenal at Cardiff's Millennium Stadium. Kick off at 3.00. (C)
5.15 News; Regionat News; Weather. (C) 5.30 Junior Mastermind. John Humphrys poses the questions in the
final.Top- ics include: The House of Stuart, The Books of Roald Dahl, The Saga of Darren Shan and The Life and Works of Cezanne. (C)
6.30 DoctorWho. During WWII, a mysteri ous cylinder is being guarded by the army, while homeless children, living on the bombsites, are being ter rorised by an unearthly child. (C)
7.10 The National Lottery: Come and Have a Go. Julian Clary presents a fast-movirig quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draws and featur ing a possible top prize of 50,000 pounds. (C)
8.00 Eurovision Song Contest 2005. Terry Wogan provides commentary on the fiftieth Eurovision Song Con test live from Kiev, Ukraine, and host ed by 2004’s winner Ruslana, DJ Pasha and Volodymyr Klitscho. (C)
11.20 News; Weather. (C) 11.40 Match of the Day: FA Cup Final Highlights. Highlights of this after noon's eagerly-awaited FA Cup final between Arsenal and Manchester United at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. (C) -
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6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.30 Ever Wondered about Food. (C) 12.00 See Hear. 12.50 Talking Movies. (C) 1.15 FILM: Adam's Rib. (1949) Starring Spencer Tracy, Katharine Hepburn, Judy Holliday. (C) 2.55 FILM: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner. (1967) Starring Spencer Tracy, Katharine Hepburn, Sid ney Poitier. (C) 4.40 Castle in the Country. (R)(C) 5.40 Flog It!. (R)(C) 6.40 Porridge. (R) (C) The Nazis; A Warning from His tory. Documentary series. (R) (C) Soul Deep: The Story of Black Popular Music. Documentary series which tells the story of the rise of black popular music. (C) Conviction. As the police close in on Angela's killers, the investiga tion is turned on its head. (C) Have I Got News for You. Come dy quiz show that grills celebrity contestants on the week's news.
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1.20 From Star Wars to Star Wars. The story of Industrial Light and
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music of 1993, the year in which the worid was introduced to Bjork's Debut, and the dance scene was jumping with the sounds of Shag gy and Shabba Ranks. (R) The Pitts. US sitcom about an accident-prone famiiy. (R)
4.10 Entertainment Now!. (R) 4.35 Cyber net. (R) 5.00 ITV Nightsoreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
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6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (R) (T) 9.20 hiMOuk. 9.55 The Life of Brian: Six Months with Brian McFadden. (R) (T) 10.55 T4 Movie Special. (T) 11.25 Friends. (R) (T) 12.00 The Simple Life 2: RoadTrip. (R) (T) 12.30 P ureT4.1.00 Point Pleasant. (T) 2.00 C4 Racing. (T) 4.05 Relocation, Relocation. (R) (T) 5.05 Property Ladder. (R) (T) 6.10 Morgan and Platell. Piers Mor gan is joined by Amanda Platell for a political chat show. (T)
6.40 C4 News;. (T) 7.10 The Michelangelo Code; Secrets of the Sistine Chapel. Waldemar Januszczak reveals the meaning behind the most famous artwork in the world. (T)
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BBC2
6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (R) (C) 6.50 Boo! (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 What's New Scooby Doo?. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.00 Sunday Past Times. (C) 11.30 The Super League Show. (C) 12.30 FILM: 55 Days at Peking. (1963) Starring Charlton Heston. (C) 3.00 Paralympic Worid Cup. (C) 4.30 The Great Manchester Run. (C) 6.00 Stately Stoats. Nature documen tary, narrated by Bill Oddie. (R) Natural World. Documentary that journeys through Ireland's enig matic landscape. (R) (C) The House of Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron. Families strug gling with troublesome toddlers teve one week to turn their lives around. (C) Top Gear. Jeremy squares up against a Challenger 2 tank in the new Range Rover Sport. (C) Horizon. A look at megathrusts, the world's biggest earthquakes. Dead Ringers. Topical sketch show. (R)(C) Storyville. Documentary follow ing the making of Terry Gilliam's unfinished film. (R) (C)
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LIVING TV SATELLITE PICK OF THE PAY.
Matrix Reloaded, Sky Movies 1, 8.10pm
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. 7.00 Charmed. 8.00 Hie Swan. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Miami. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.00 Melrose Place. 12.55 Mixed Nuts. 2.45 Celebrity Extra. 3.00 Sandra Bullock: Revealed. 3.50 The Nanny. 4.15 The Associates. 5.05 Cosby Show. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape. 12.00 Ancient Prophecies. 1.00 Robot Wars. 3.00 Journey to the Center of the Earth. 5.00 Rrefly. 6.00 Andromeda. 7.00 Medical Investigation. 8.00 Babylon 5: Legend of the Rangers. 10.00 The Wisher. 11.35 Push, Nevada. 1.35 The Wisher. 3.10 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.10 Farscape.
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6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Planet's Funniest Ani mals. 9.45 Celebrity Wrestling. 10.50 cd:uk. 11.50 ITV News; Weather. 11.55 Granada News and Weather. 12.00 FI: Monaco Grand Prix Live. 3.20 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (R) 3.50 FILM: At the Earth's Core. (1976) Starring Doug McClure, Peter Cushing, Caroline Munro. 5.25 Deep Jungle. Adrenaline-fuelled wildlife documentary series. Spider expert Martin Nicholas seeks out the legendary 'chicken-eating' spi der in the Amazon rainforest. (R)
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CHANNEL 4
6.00 Making It. (R) 6.05 Party Animals. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 French ^ Football. 7.30 British Superbikes. 7.55 The Cricket Show. (T) 8.25 Vee-TV. (T) (Signed) 8.55 Futurama. (R) (T) 9.25 Pop- world. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed) 1.00 Friends. (R) (T) 1.30 Faking It. (R) (T) 2.45 The DC. (T) 3.45 Star Trek: Enterprise. (T) 4.35 Star Trek; Enterprise. (T) 5.30 Airships. (T) 6.30 Time Team Digs... The Modern Age. Archaeological series in which Tony Robinson and the Time Team look back at past digs.
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7.30 C4 News;. (T) 8.00 Pioneer House. Reality show tak ing three families and seven indi viduals back to 1628 to build a British colony. (T) FILM:The'Rfth:Element{1997)1
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11.25 Rappin' at the Royal. Documen tary following eight young rappers, writers and musicians. (T)
1.25 Headliners: Faithless. (R) 1.50 Snick ers Game On. (R) 2.20 World Touring Casr. 3.15 French Football. 5.00 Support ing Acts. (R) (T) 5.20 Countdown. (R) (T)
6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation al and international news.
7.00 Emmerdale. After blowing it with Denzel, Chas decides that she's not got much going for her. Viv arrives home, keen to forget all about Paddy. Scott finds an ally in his battle against Zoe.
7.30 Coronation Street. The canary sings its last song when Ken exposes Mel as a fraud. Carol can hide the truth from Jamie - but Leanne's no fool. Liz makes a life- changing decision.
8.00 Heartbeat Some young offenders staying at Ashfordly Hall are under suspicion following a series of dis turbances. Blaketon and Ventress investigate the disappearance of a pet. .
9.00 William and Mary. Molly wins ten thousand pounds and gets the all clear on her cancer. William finds a new home for the family and brings Terence back. William and Mary decide not to get married.
10.00 Celebrity Love Island. A chance to get the inside scoop from the island, as the resort staff dish the dirt on the celebrities' personal habits, and relationship experts scrutinise their interaction.
10.30 Not Tonight with John Sergeant Former ITN political editor John Sergeant hosts a topical comedy show, with teams featuring some of Britain's finest comedy talent and some unlikely guest corre spondents.
11.15 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
11.30 F I : Monaco Grand Prix. Jim Rosenthal presents highlights of the Monaco Grand Prix, with com mentary by James Allen and Mar-
’ tin Brundle, and analysis from Tony Jardine and Mark Blundell.
12.35 Essentials of Faith. Tom Baker narrates a series that examines the main religions of the world, looking at what makes up their core, non-negotiable beliefs. This first programme explores Hin duism. •
1.00 The Village People. 1.25 Kingdom of Heaven European Premiere. (R) 1.50 The Paul O'Grady Show. (R) 2.40 Trisha. (R) 3.35 Loose Women. (R) 4.15 ITV Nighlscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
ITV 2
6.00 GMTV2.9.25 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 10.25 Married with Children. 10.55 Celebrity Wrestling: Bring It On. 11.55 Married with Children. 12.25 American Idol. 1.45 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.35 Coronation Street Omnibus. 7.00 Married with Children; 8.00 American Idol. 9.15 Sleeping with Celebrities. 10.20 Movies Now. 10.30 Coronation Street. 11.00 Celebrity Love Island Live. 2.00 Married with Children. 2.25 Married with Children. 2.50 Teleshopping. 5.50 ITV2 Nightscreen.
ITV3
6.00 Survival. 7.40 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. 8.35 Raffles. 9.30 My Uncle Silas. 10.25 Second Thoughts. 11.30 Surgical Spirit. 12.05 Surgical Spirit. 12.35 Home to Roost. 1.05 Home to Roost. 1.40 Raffles. 2.40 My Uncle Silas. 3.40 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. 4.45 Second Thoughts. 5.15 Second Thoughts. 5.50 Heartbeat. 6.50 The Return
■ of Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Kings and Queens. 9.00 The Night of the Generals. 11.45 The Vice. 12.45 Raffles. 1.45 Teleshopping. 2.45 ITV3 Nightscreen. 3.15 Emmerdale Omnibus.
SKY MOVIES 1
6.10 Off Beat. (1986) 6.00 Superman II. (1980) 10.20 MVP2: Most Vertical Primate. (2001) 11.50 The Land before Time. (1988) 1.05 Off Beat. (1986) 2.40 Superman 11. (1980) 5.00 Star Wars: Feel the Force. 8.00 Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope. (1977) 8.10 The Matrix Reloaded. (2003) 10.30 The A ssa s s in . (1993) 12.25 Timecop:The Berlin Decision. (2003) 1.55 Max. (2002) 3.55 Star Wars: Episode IV • A New Hope.
(1977) SKY MOVIES 2
7.00 Summer Rental. (1965) 8.45 Freaky Friday. (2003) 10.35 Scooby-Doo and the Monster of Mexico. (2003) 12.05 The NeverEnding Story, Part 111. (1994) 1.50 Quiz. 2.20 Summer Rental. (1985) 4.00 Freaky Friday. (2003) 5.50 The NeverEnding Story. Part 111. (1994) 7.40 Quiz. 8.00 The Frlghteners. (1996) 10.00 Intolerable Cruelty. (2002) 11.40 The Transporter. (2002) 1.15 Bad Manners. (1997) 2.50 The . Toxic Avenger Part II. (1989) 4.40 Scooby-Doo and the Monster of Mexico. (2003)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Chaplin Today: City Lights. (2003) 6.40 US Top 10.7.00 Sabotage. (1936) 8.30 Oh! What a Lovely War. (1969) 11.00 Son of Paleface. (1952) 12.40 Sabotage. (1936) 2.00 White Witch Doctor. (1953) 3.45 Son of Paleface. (1952) 5.30 OhI What a Lovely War. (1969) 8.00 Hud. (1963) 10.00 The Shining. (1980) 12.25 The Big Heat (1953) ZOO Hud. (1963) 3.55 US Top 10. 4.15 White Witch Doctor. (1953)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Football: FA Cup Final. 7.30 Spanish Football. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Live Football: PA Trophy Final. 2.30 Live Rugby: Heineken Cup Final. 5.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 6.00 Football: FA Trophy Rnal. 7.30 Live Spanish Football. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn. 11.00 Worid Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Velocity. 0.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Heat. 1.00 Spanish Football. 2.00 Football: FA Trophy Rnal. 3.30 Close.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Max Power. 8.00 Super League. 10.00 Australian Rugby League. 12.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 1.00 Cricket: Totesport League. 7.00 Uve Internationa! Cricket. 10.30 Football: FA Trophy Rnal. 0.00 Australian Rugby League. ZOO European Rugby: Heineken Cup Final. 4.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 6.30 European Rugby: Challenge Cup Final. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment HeaL 11.00 Athletics. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Moto +. 12.30 Powerboating. 1.00 Gillette World Sport. 1.30 Athletics. 2.00 Uve Euro Tour Golf. 7.00 Powerboating. 7.30 Athletics. 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.00 US - Tour Golf. 4.00 Powerboating. 4.30 Close.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 8.00 Truck Sports. 6.30 World Touring Car Championship. 9.00 Cycling: Tour of Italy. 10.00 GP2 Racing. 11.00 Rally World Championship. 12.00 World Superbikes. 1.30 World Touring Car Championship. 2.00 Live Football: Serie A. 4.00 Cycling: Tour of Italy. 6.30
, Motorsports Weekend. 7.00 Live Champ Cars. 9.00 Renault World Series. 9.15 World Superbikes.
: 10.45 French Open Tennis. 0.15 British Eurosport News Report. 0.30 Close.
SKY ONE
• 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon. 7.30 Stingray. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon
: Booster. 9.00 Yu-GI-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 WWE Experience. 11.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.00 America's Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm In the Middle. 7.30 Father of the Pride. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 24. 10.00 Nip^uck. 11.15 OAPs on ASBOS. 12.15 Law and Order. 1.15 Britain's Hardest. 2.10 Next Action Star. 3.05 The 1970s ■ Office. 3.55 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.35 Pokemon.
UKTV GOLD
6.00 Monarch of the . Glen. 7.00 . Doctor Who Omnibus. 9.00 My Family. 9.40 My Family. 10.20 My Family. 11.00 Pom'dge. 11.40 Porridge. 12.20 Porridge. 1.00 Casualty at Holby City: Exits Weekend. 1.05 Casualty. 2.05 Casualty at Holby City: ixWs Weekend. 2.10 Holby City. 3.15 Casualty at Holby City: Exits Weekend. 3.20 Casualty. 4.20 Casual^ at Holby City: Exits Weekend. 4.25 Casualty at Holby City. 7.00 My Family. 7.40 My Family. 8.20 My Family. 9.00 Jonathan Creek. 10.10 One'Foot in the Grave. 10.50 One Foot in the Grave. 11.30 Jonathan Creek. 12.40 Have I Got News for
You.I.IOSharpe. 3.10 Room 101 (Signed for the hard of hearing). 3.45 Weakest Link. 4.35 Charlie's Angels. 5.35 Neighbours.
BBC THREE
7.00 Strictly Dance Fever on Three. 7.15 Doctor Who. 8.00 The House of Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron. 9.00 Spendaholics. 10.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. 11.00 The House of Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron. 11.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.30 Monkey Dust. 1.00 Spendaholics. 1.55 The House of. Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron. 2.55 Surviving the Wave: a Thailand Story.
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