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Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331 (Classified) 24 Clitheroe Advertiser &Times, Thursday, April 14th, 2005 www.clitheroetoday.co.uk ustv SATURDAY. APRIL 16TH SKY MOVIES 1


6.35 A vyalk in the Clouds. (1995) 8 i0 The Land, Before time X: The Great Longnedr Migration. (2W2) 9.50 Oragonheart. (1996) 11.35 Joe Somebody. (2001) 1.15 Recipe (or Murder. (2001) 2.50 A Walk in the Clouds. (1995) 435 Oragonheart (1996) 6.20 Joe Somebody. (2001) 8.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. (2000) 11.00 The Core. (2003) 1.15 Army of Darkness. (1993) 2.55 The Dancer Upstairs. (2002) S.IOThe Land Before Time X:The Great Longneck Migration. (2002)


SKY MOVIES 2


T.IOThe Master of Disguise. (2002) 8.35 Run the Wild Fields. (1999) 10.25 Someone V/as Watching. (2002) 1100 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. (1995) 1.55 The Master of Disguise. (2002) 3.35 A Light in the Forest (2002) 5.35 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. (1995) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 Once Upon A Time In Mexico. (2003) 10.00 Phone Booth. (2002) 11.25 Once Upon A Time In Mexico. (2003) 1.10 Battlestar Galactica. (2003) 2.50 Past Tense. (1994) 4.35 A Light In the Forest. (2002)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 The Party. (1968) 8.00 Chaplin Today: A Woman of Paris. (2003) 8.35 Topaz. (1969) 11.00 Falling in Love. (1984) 12.55 Stage Fright. (1950) 2.50 Phase IV. (1974) 4.20 The Party. (1968) 6.05 Falling in Love. (1984) 8.00 Stage Fright (1950) 10.00 Topaz. (1969) 12.25 Dracula Has Risen from the Grave. (1968) 2.05 They Came to Rob Las Vegas. (1968) 4.20 Phase IV. (1974)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM's Alt Sports Show. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Premier League Preview Show. 8.00 ICC Cricket World. 8.30 UEFA


. Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 FA Cup Football. 2.30 Gillelte Soccer Saturday. 5.30 FA Cup Football. 6.00 Super League. 8.00 FA Cup Football. 8.30 Football RrsI: Game of the Day. 10.15 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 11.45 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 2.45 FA Cup Football. 3.15 Spanish Football. 5.15 Sports Adventure. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Australian Football. 8.00 Gillette Sport. 8.30 Live World Wide Rugby: Super 12. 10.30 Live Australian Rugby. 12.30 Australian Football. 2.30 Australian Rugby. 4.30 Wild Spirits. 5.00 Max Power. 6.00 World Wide Rugby: Super 12. 8.00 Uve US Tour Goii. 11.00 Euro Golf. 1.00 Australian Rugby League. 3.00 Super League. 5.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Friday Rght Night. 9.00 - Racing News. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 Max Power. 1.00 European Tour Goll. 5.00 Oryx Quest 2005 Yachting. 5.30 WWE: Smackdown. 7.30 WWE: The Bottom Line. 8.30 - Spanish Football. 11.00 WWE: Smackdown. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 World Wide Rugby: Super 12.4.00 European Tour Goll.


1 ii!i EUROSPORT


7.30 YOZ Mag. 8.00 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 8.30 MoloGP. 10.00 Live World Championship Snooker. 12.45 Uve MoloGP. 3.15 Uve Car Racing. 3.45 Live World Championship Snooker. 5.00 Uve Taekwondo. 6.00 Uve Car Racing. 7.00 Uve World Championship Snooker. 9.45 MoloGP. 11.00 YOZ Mag. 11.30 Bntish Eurosport News Report. 11.45 WTA Tour Tennis.


SKY ONE


6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Transformers: Armada; 7.30 Yu-Gl-Ohl. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl 9.30 Oliver Beene. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.00 America's Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 Oliver Beene. 6.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 Father of the Pride. 9.00 Charles and Camilla: Madly in Love. 10.00 Angry Britain. 11.00 Kirsty's TV Meltdown. 12.00 Family Guy. . 1.00 South Park. 1.50 Extremely oul of Control. 2.40 Relic Hunter. 3.30'Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Yu- Gi-Ohl. 5.35 Translormers: Armada.


. UKTV GOLD


6.00 Monarch ol the Glen. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 As Time Goes By. 11.00 The Good Lite at 30 Weekend. 11.05 The Good Life. 11.40 The Good Life at 30.11.45 The Good Life. 12.20 The Good Lite at 30.12.25 The Good Ute. 1.00 The Good Ufe at 30.1.05 The Good Life. 1.45 The Good Ufe at 30.1.50 The Good Life. 2.30 The Good Life at 30. 2.35 The Good Ufe. 3.15 The Good Life at 30.3.20 The Good Ufe. 4.00 Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em. 4.55 ‘Alio 'Allol. 6.00 As Time Goes By. 6.00 The Good Life at 30 Weekend. 8.05 The Good Life. 8.40 The Good Life at 30.8.45 The Good Life. 9.20 The Good Ute at 30. 9.25 The Good Life. 10.00 The Good Life at 30.10.05 The Good Ufe. 10.45 The Good Life at 30.10.50 The Good Life. 11.30 The Good Life at 30.11.35 The Good Life. 12.15 The Good Life at 30. 12.20 The Good Life. 1.00 Happiness. 1.40 Have I Got News for You. 2.20 Room 101.2.55 Friends like These. 3.55 Charlie's Angels. 4.55 Monarch of the Glen.


BBC THREE


7.00 Strictly Dance Fever on Three. 7.45 Doctor Who Coniidenlial. 8.15 Farscape. 9.05 Mind, Body and Kick Ass Moves with Chris Crudolli. 9.35 Strictly Dance Fever on Three. 9.55 Enemy at the


■ Gates. 11.55 Two Pints ol Lager and a Packet ol Crisps. 12.25 Grass. 12.55 The Mighty Boosh. 1.25 Little Dreams. 2.25 Two Pints ol U g e r and a Packet of Crisps. 2.55 .Grass. 3.25 Doctor Who


Confidential. '■ BBC1


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (R) (C) 6.50 Boo!. (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.30 Dennis ' the Menace. (R) (C) 7.55 Watch My Chops. . (R) (C) 8.15 The Mummy. (R) (C) 8.35 The Fairly Odd Parents. (R) (C) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) 10.30 Dance Factory. (C) 11.00 Top


■ ol the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. 1.00 Grandstand. (C) 1.05 London Marathon Pre­ view. (C) 1.15 World Snooker Championship. (C) 2.00 Rugby Union: Powergen Cup Final. 3.15 Football Latest. 3.20 Rugby Union: Pow­ ergen Cup Final. 4.30 Final Score. 5.05 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.30 Just for Laughs. (C) 6.00 Strictly Dance Fever. Graham Nor­ ton hosts a search to find Britain’s best dancers. The ten couples who have made it through the regional auditions lake part in the first round of the competition. (C)


7.00 Doctor Who. The Doctor takes Rose home, but when a spaceship crash lands in the Thames, London is


■ closed off and the whole world goes on red alert. (C)


7.45 The National Lottery Jet Set. Eamonn Holmes presents a fast- moving quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draw and featuring a prize ol a luxury holiday. (C)


8.20 Casualty. Bex doubts she has the strength to go ahead with the court case. Pete makes a shocking revela­ tion. Abs struggles to find the money for the loan sharks. (C)


9.10 Strictly Dance Fever. The first cou­ ple to be voted off is announced. (C)


9.35 Outtake TV. Anne Robinson intro­ duces a programme ol bloopers and blunders from the TV archives. (R) (C)


10.05 News;Weather. (C) 10.30 Match of the Day. Ray Stubbs pre­ sents highlights of today's FA Cup semi-final between Arsenal and Blackburn as well as all the major action from today's six Barclays Pre­ miership fixtures. (C)


fi12.00JFILM:'Breakhearl;Pass7(1976)5 .’^undercover government agent inves-);


s).. 'j / -Thriller set in the Wild Wes't, where an ^ [


'tf/|X*rtigating'gunrunnirig joins'a train car- - jV •'i'' rying troops’ and medical supplies to j ptague-riddeh arihvrJort. Starring.] j^Charles' Bronson,' BefTJohnsdn,^Jill: , Ireland (C)


i - ^


1.35 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) 2.05 Top ol the Pops. (R) (C) 2.35 Joins BBC News 24.


Casualty, BBC1,8.20pm


Pete talks to Claire and confesses something to her... Elsewhere as the trial looms, Bex visits the court to familiarise herself with the procedure, as the popular hospital drama continues. Frightened by the prospect of reliving events, she wonders whether she can go ahead, but decides she has to.


Meanwhile, Abs tries to raise the money for the loan sharks but cannot get


BBC2


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.30 The Nation’s Favourite Food. (R) (C) 12.00 World Snooker Championship. (C) 12.50 See Hear. 1.35 The Sky at Night. (R) (C) 2.05 Talking Movies. (C) 2.30 FILM: Never So Few. (1959) Starring Frank Sinatra. (C) 4.30 World Snooker Championship. (C) 5.30 NewsnighI: Election Special. (C) 6.00 Party Election Broadcast by the Conservative Party. (C)


6.05 London Marathon Heroes. The history of the race. (C)


7.10 Around the World in 80 Trea­ sures. Dan’s penultimate journey takes him from Turkey to Ger­ many. (R) (C)


8.10- Private Lite of a Masterpiece. Art history series looks at three paintings by Uccello collectively known as The Battle of San Romano. (C)


9.00 World Snooker Championship. Hazel Irvine and John Parrott pre­ sent coverage from the first day’s play.(C)


10.30 Have I Got News for You. Come­ dy quiz show. (R) (C)


11.00 The Apprentice. (R) (C) 12.00 Snooker Extra: World Snooker Championship. Hazel Irvine introduces extended highlights.


2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 7.20 Milkshake!. 7.25 Noddy. (R) 7.55 Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends. (R) 8.30 Franklin. (R) 9.00 George Shrinks. (R) 9.30 Beyblade. (T) 10.00 Hercules: the Legendary


• Journeys. (R) (T) 10.55 RAD - The Groms Tour America. (R) (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.35 FILM: Hello Dolly!. (1969) Starring Barbra Streisand, Waller Matthau, Miohael Crawford. (T) 4.10 FILM: All Dogs (3o to Heaven. (1989) (T) 5.40 Charmed. (R) (T)


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.30 Coronation Street Secrets: Love Cheats. 3.30 Nanny 911.4.30 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 5.30 cd:uk. 6.30 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 6.55 Celebrity Fit Club USA. 7.55 X-Men. 9.55 Movies Now. 10.10 Madonna Mania: Who’s That Girl?. 11.10 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 12.10 Footballers’ Wives TV. 12.40 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.05 Emmerdale Omnibus. 3.35 Teleshopping. 5.35 ITV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 6.55 Survival. 7.50 Campion. 8.55 The Royal. 9.55 Survival. 11.00 Noah’s Ark. 12.05 Surgical Spirit. 12.40 Surgical Spirit. 1.10 The Royal. 2.10 Home to Roost. 2.45 Home to Roost. 3.15 Rising Damp. 3.45 Campion. 4.50 Noah's Ark. 6.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 7.05 Hornblower. 9.10


. Murder in a Small Town. 11.00 Hammer House of Horror. 12.05 The Bill. 1.05 The Bill. 2.10 Noah’s Ark. 3.15 Teleshopping. 5.45 ITV3 Nightscreen.


6.30 f7.25 , ^


8.55 9.05


9.10


Bufty. Drama series. (T) FILM: Feds. (1988) Police comedy centring on two young vvomen whq set out toimake the cut' at the.nialei dominated FBI Training Academy: Starring Rebecca De Mornay. (T)|(t^ five news. (T) Party Election Broadcast by the Conservative Party. (T) CSI:NY. The CSIs are faced with a series of complicated investigations. ( T ) ,


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi*5.7.35 Tiny and Crew. 7.55 Junglies. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Buzz and Poppy. 8.40 Titch. 8.50 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 Just Shoot Me. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 Celebrity Extra. 1.20 Uttle Women. 3.35 Celebrity Extra. 3.45 Charmed. 5.35 Uma Thurman: Style Star. 6.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 America's Next Top Model: What the Divas Are Doing Now. 9.00 Charmed. 10.00 Wonder Boys. 12.00 Melrose Place. 12.55 Girifnends. 1.20 Miracles. 2.10 Throe Sisters. 2.35 Happy Family. 3.00 A&E Down Under. 3.25 Hollywood Dream Chasers. 3.50 The Nanny. 4.15 Kevin Spacey: Hollywood’s Stars. 4.40 Hollywood Star Treatment. 5.05 The Golden Palace. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 12.00 Beastmaster III: Eye of Braxus. 1.40 Ray Bradbury. 2.10 Destination Future. 3.10 UFOs Put to the Test 4.10 Robot Wars. 6.00 *nie Pretender. 8.00 Dune. 10.00 The Rage. 12.00 Emmanuelle in Space. 1.50 Dune. 3.45 Ray Bradbury. 4.10 The Pretender.


Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Sky Movies 2 ,8pm


The final instalment of the adven­ tures of the mythic guitar singing hero, El Mariachi (Antonio Ban­ deras), last seen in Desperado. The saga continues as El Mariachi makes his way across a rugged landscape on the blood trail of evil cartel kingpin, Barillo (Willem Dafoe), who has set in motion a


plan to implement a coup d’etat against the president of Mexico. Enlisted by a corrupt CIA agent


(Johnny Depp), El Mariachi demands retribution. The Frlghtenere, Sky Movies 2,8pm


When his hometown is struck by a series of mysterious deaths that appears to be the work of a mail- ^ cious supernatural killer, a psychic private investigator (Michael J. Fox) who is able to communicate with the dead attempts to get to the bottom of things and put a stop to the murders. But even with the help of three ghostly friends, he soon finds himself in danger


10.05 Law and Order: Criminal Intent. An investigation uncovers a massive insurance company scam. (T)


11.00 All New Cosmetic Surgery Live. Live from Texas, a body builder under­ goes controversial chest surgery with­ out anaesthetic. (T)


12.00 PartyPoker.com World Open. (T) 1.30 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. (R) (T) 2.10 FILM: Shutterspeed. (2000) (T) 3.40 Sunset Beach. (R) (T) 4.20 The Invaders. (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T)


ITV1


the cash and is beaten up; and Sam is back at work and feeling out of his depth, but Bex and Tess help him through a tough first day.


CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (R) (T) 9.50 hit40uk. 10.20 Playing it Straight. (R) (T) 11.25 Friends. (R) (T) 12.30 T4: Pure T4 .1.00 Point Pleasant. (T) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing. (T) 3.55 Relocation, Relocation. (R) (T) 4.55 Property Ladder. (R) (T) 6.00 Morgan and Platell. Piers Mor­ gan is joined by Daily Mail oolum- nist Amanda Platell for a politioal chat show. (T)


6.30 C4 News;. (T) 6.55 Party Election Broadcast. (T) 7.00 SimonThurley: Building Britain. Dr Simon Thurley, chief executive of English heritage, explains his belief that British architecture reflects the nature of the country.


f 9.10 •: RLM: The Firm. (1993) A newly-', fi


I ‘ - 1 , graduated, .handsome young ]


“ “ Jlawyeris lured into joining a small ’ ' Memphis legal practice, only to , , find himself immersed in corrup- tion and murder. Starring Tom' " Cruise, Gene Hackman. (T) , i •.


12.00 Empire Square. 12.05 4Music: Nap­ ster Live. 12.20 4Music Presents: South by South West. 12.55 Popworld. (R) (T) 1.40 hit40uk. (R) 2.05 Empire Square. (R) 2.10 Regency House Party. (R) (T) 3.10 The Badness of King George IV. (R) (T)


■ 4.40 The Real History Show. (R) (T) 5.30 Countdown. (R) (T)


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 cd:uk. 12.30 ITV News; Weather. 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.45 Nicole Kidman Is The Interpreter. 1.15 Barbara. (R) 1.45 Quincy, ME. 2.45 Midsomer Murders. (R) 4.45 Granada News and Weather. 5.00 ITV News; Sports Results; Weather. 5.15 New You’ve Been Framed. Par­ ent problems, holiday horrors and clever animals feature in this edi­ tion ol the comedy clip show. Harry Hill presides over another batch of viewers’ camcorder catastrophes. (R)


5.45 Hit Me Baby One More Time. Baccara, Mica Paris, Nick Hey­ ward, Carol Decker and the Pasarjenas join Vernon Kay to per­ form both their greatest hit and a contemporary cover in a bid for a place in the final.


6.45 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. The last in the current series brings the final Ant vs Dec challenge - as voted lor by view­ ers. Plus Will Smith performs his new single, and Little Ant & Dec interview David Schwimmer.


7.55 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. Chris Tarrant hosts the award-win­ ning quiz show in which contes­ tants can double their cash prize with each correct answer and win up to a million pounds.


8.55 Hit Me Baby One More Time Results. Vernon Kay reveals the result of tonight’s viewer vote to decide which one of tonight’s con­ testants will be going through to the grand final.


9.10 Madonna Mania. Ian Wright pre­ sents a celebration ol the music of pop icon Madonna, with perfor­ mances of her songs by a host ol well-known faces. Plus, archive ol the woman herself.


10.10 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


F,10.25 ', FILM:yolqano.'(1997) Disaster] ' j


10.20 Party Election Broadcast. By the Conservative Party.


tale in which the citizens of Los Angeles are thrown into blind


E-5’7-;-‘ P3™o ivhen an erupting volcano Is ] . ring‘Tommy Lee’Jones, Anne


'' ^ discovered beneath the city Star- j


. ' F ' ' Heche, Gaby_Hpffmann.,. i2ri5 th e Contender - The Best Fights. Another chance to see the


,


first four fights of The Contender, with new footage and comments from Sylvester Stallone and Sugar .Ray Leonard.


1.05 The Magnificent Seven. (1997) Series based on the classic west­ ern, in which seyen men roam around the Wild VVest confronting injustice. Chris pursues a man he believes to be a murderer. (R)


1.50 cd;uk. Music chart show. 2.40 FILM: A Simple Wish. (1996) Star­ ring Martin Short, Mara Wilson, Robert Pastorelli. 4.10 Entertainment Now!. (R) 4.35 Cybernet. (R) 5.00 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


6.00 Jay Jay the Plane. (R) 6.25 Franny’s Feet. 6.35 Oswald. (R) 6.50 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 7.15 Milkshake! 7.20 Noddy. (R) 7.45 Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends. (R) 8.15 Franklin. (R) 8.50 George Shrinks. (R) 9.20 The Secret of Eel Island. (T) 9.40 Aliens among Us. (R) 9.55 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (T) 10.25 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R) (T) 10.55 Snobs. (R) (T) 11.30 A Different Life. R) (T) 12.00 Rooted. (R) (T) 12.35 Warhol on


Warhol. (R) (T) 1.20 news. (T) 1.30 FILM: Show Boat. (1951) Starring Kathryn Grayson.


6.20 6.30


BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 7.00 Match of the Day. (R) 8.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 8.45 London Marathon. (C) 12.50 The Politics Show. 1.50 Match of the Day Live: FA Cup Semi-Finai. Gary Lineker and guests are at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff for the second of the FA Cup semi-finals, as Manchester United take on Newcastle. (C)


4.15 A Question of Sport. Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz with captains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson. (R).


4.45 Points of View. Terry Wogan pre­ sents viewers’ opinions on BBC pro­ grammes. (C)


5.00 Songs of Praise. Sally Magnusson visits the famous Gleneagles hotel in Scotland, its local community and a small village in Tanzania to discover more about the Make Poverty History campaign. (C)


5.35 Holiday 10 Best. Travel magazine with Kate Thornton. Focusing on holi­ days for big kids and little kids, Kate presents reports and counts down the lop ten to reveal the number one holiday. (C)


6.15 Last of the Summer Wine. Smiler pretends to be an Intellectual in an attempt to woo Marina. Howard wants to keep an eye on them at the poetry group without being seen. (C)


6.45 Antiques Fioadshow. Valuing heir- . looms with Michael Aspel and a team of experts. Fascinating finds at St George’s Hall iri Liverpool include a signed copy of the Beatles’ first sin­ gle. (R)(C)


7.30 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 The British Academy Television Awards. Graham Norton hosts this star-studded night celebrating the brightest and best of British television


. from the Theatre Royal Drury Lane. (C)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.20 Panorama. Investigation into the cur­ rent state of law and order, a key issue in the coming election. It asks whether politicians can deliver on their promises to reduce crime. (C)


-'11.10,'.FILM: Chain ReacUoni (1995) Aclion'i I'^p^v^Sthriller about a science student and a|


KjF-'S'bS'iab'assistant who go oti thejun'wheri,; ___t ' ___;


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S S i^M o rg a r i Freeman,’R " i f e Joins BBC News 24. '


w Panorama, BBC1,10.15pm


Law and order will be a key issue in the coming Gener­ al Election campaign, and the politicians are present­ ing voters with contradic­ tory messages. The Con­ servatives say crime is out of control, with a big increase in violent assaults, while Labour says that crime has been falling steadily since they took office. Panorama assesses the true picture of crime in Britain. Amid claim and


BBC2


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (R) (C) 6.50 Boo!. (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 What’s New Scooby-Doo?. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.00 Sunday Past Times. (C) 11.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. 12.25 Countryfile. (C) 12.50 Lon­ don Marathon. (C) 1.15 The Super League Show. (C) 2.00 Gardeners’World. (R) (C) 2.30 EastEnders Omnibus. (C) 4.25 World Snooker Championship. (C) 5.10 Moto 6P Special. 6.25 Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats. (C)


6.30 London Marathon Highlights. Sue Barker reflects on the stories which made the headlines. (C)


7.20 World Snooker Championship. Ray Stubbs and Dennis Taylor pre­ sent the second day’s coverage.


9.00 Heysel: Requiem for a Cup Final. Documentary to mark the 20th anniversary of the Heysel disaster. (C)


10.30 Home from Home. Documentary following three generations of a black British family. (C)


11.30 World Snooker Championship. Ray Stubbs introduces highlights.


12.10 Rugby Special. With John Inverdale.


12.50 Snooker Extra: World Snooker Championship. Hazel Irvine introduces extended highlights.


2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


(T) 3.30 FILM: Danielle Steel’s Zoya. (1995) Starring Diana Rigg, Melissa Gilbert. (T)


6.10 five news. (T) Party Election Broadcast by the Liberal Democrats. (T)


■ FILM: Police Academy 3: Back in Training. (1986) Slapstick with the incompetent cops as they set about saving their academy from closure. Starring Steve Guttenberg, Bubba Smith, David Graf. (T)


8.00 Joey. The gang head for Las Vegas.


8.30 9.00


Two and a Half Men. American sit­


com. (T) FILM: Point Break. (1991) Action adventure about an undercover cop in California whose pursuit of bank rob­ bers leads him to the LA surfing scene. Starring Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Gary Busey. (T)


11.15 All New Cosmetic Surgery Live. (T) 12.20 PartyPoker.com World Open. 1.25 US


' Major League Baseball. 4.30 Portuguese Football. (R)


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Tiny and Crew. 7.55 Junglies. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Buzz and Poppy. 8.40 Titch. 8.50 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 Just Shoot Me. 11.00 Sandra Bullock: Revealed. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 America's Next Top Model. 4.00 America's Next Top Model: What the Divas Are Doing Now. 5.00 Life as We Know It. 6.00 'Will and Grace. 7.00 Charmed. 8.00 Extreme Makeover UK. 9.00' Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Miami. 11.00 CSI.. 12.00 Melrose Place. 12.55 Girlfriends. 1.20 Miracles. 2.10 Three Sisters. 2.35 Happy Family. 3.00 ASE Down Under. 3.25 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry. 3.50 The Nanny. 4.15 Hollywood Star Treatment. 4.40 Uam Neeson: Hollywood’s Stars. 5.05 Golden Palace. 5.30 Home Shopping. ;


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape.12.00 Ghost Stories.1.00 Robot Wars. 3.00


Bionic Ever After? 4.40 New Twilight Zone. 5.05 Crusade. 6.00 Andromeda. 7.00 Medical Investigation. 8.00 Babyfon 5.10.00 Needful Things. 12.15 Good vs Evil. 2.10 Babylon 5: The Gathering. 4.00 Farscape.


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counter-claim. Cops And Robbers examines whether crime is rising or falling. Focusing on the crimes which matter most to the public.


CHANNEL 4


6.15 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 French Foot­ ball: Le Championnat. 7.30 British GT Championship. 8.00 British Superbikes. 8.25 Vee-TV. (T) (Sign Language) 8.55 Futurama. (R) (T) 9.25 Popworld. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed for the hard ol hearing) 12.55 Friends. (R) (T) 1.30 The Morning After Show. (T) 2.35 The OC. (T) 3.35 Nokia Urban Music Fes­ tival with Princes Trust. 4.35 Star Trek: Enterprise. (T) 5.30 Time Team Special: LochTay. (R)(T) 6.30 Robinson Crusoe: The True Story. The story of Alexander Selkirk, the young Scottish sailor who was marooned on a Pacific island in 1704. (T)


; .1 2 .0 0 FILM: That Thing You Dot. (1996); Warm, nostalgic corriedy'dratTia. j


7.30 C4 News;. (T) 7.55 Party Election Broadcast. (T) 8.00 The 100 Greatest Albums. A countdown of the best albums ol all time, as voted for by the British public, with comment and opinion from a plethora of legendary musicians, songwriters and pro­ ducers. (T)


?'.(--®^3 Star'ririgVlTomi,EvereUS.Sc6ltj| |2Si»,^(Jphnathon_Schqech.'(^ '2.0trBritish Superbikes. (R) (T) 3.00 KOTV. (T) 3.25 French Football: Le Cham­ pionnat. 5.15 Grudge Match. (R) (T) 5.25 . Countdown. (R) (T)


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Championship. 10.30 Sunday Supplement. 11.00 Jonathan Dimbleby including Lunchtime News and Weather. 11.55 Granada News and Weather. 12.00 Animal 24/7.12.30 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (R) 1.00 FILM: The Searchers. (1956) Starring John Wayne, Jeffrey Hunter, Vera Miles. 3.10 FILM: Doctor Dolittle. (1967) Starring Rex Harrison, Samantha Eggar, Anthony Newley. 5.50 The Unforgettable John Le Mesurler. A look back at the life and career of John Le Mesurier, best known for his portrayal of Sergeant Wilson in Dad’s Army, investigating his turbulent love life. (R)


6.25 ■ Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


6.35 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news.


6.55 Party Election Broadcast. By the Liberal Democrats.


7.00 Emmerdale. Alarm bells as Paddy and Viv fan the flames ol passion. Matthew’s hopes of seducing Louise grow when she makes him an invitation. Nicola and Simon . look forward to living together.


7.30 Coronation Street. A surprise vis­ itor consoles Tracy at Ray’s grave­ side. Martin’s desolate when the police dismiss Kaly’s suicide note. Shelley and Charlie make the ulti­ mate corhmitment to each other.


8.00 Heartbeat. Rob has to re-evaluate a new romance when his girl­ friend’s wild party ends in tragedy. David is delighted when a face from the past arrives in Aidens- lield.


9.00 William and Mary. William hel|3S the local vicar to arrange his daughter’s funeral. Mary helps a blind couple give birth to their first child, and Molly discovers that she has Non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma.


flO.OO'-i FILM:There’s Something about i Mary. (1998) Comedy about a


■ man so obsessed by memories of t a mi^ed date with a Beautiful girt ] jfiat fie hires a detective to find her;


a Yuthless'/joVe. riyal-Starring .• I*'® C’.J>,sft;-'cameron'DiazjBeri*Stiller,'Mattl


. l^^lonigM’srgmedy^^^^ 12.30 Faith and Music. Tori Amos, a minister’s daughter, who now sells millions of records, talks about the strong influence of her Cherokee grandparents and the healing power ol music. (R)


p'iilsSFILMi’nieri’sSoiTrethlrig'ab'ou^^ , Mary. (1998) Conclusion‘^of i


11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.__________ _ ____ _


SKY MOVIES 1


6.35 Frankie and Hazel. (2000) 8.35 MXP: Most Xtreme Primate. (2003) 10.35 Good Boy!. (2003) 12.25 Radio Ryer. (1992) 2JJ5 Frankie and Hazel. (2000) 4.00 Good Boy!. (2003) 6.00 Down Periscope. (1995) 7.45 Quiz. 8.00 Hollywood Homicide. (2003) 10.00 Catch Me If You Can. (2002) 12.20 Jack and Sarah. (1994) 2.15 Auto Focus. (2002) 4.15 The Sandy Bottom Orchestra. (2000)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.20 The NeverEnding Story, Part 111. (1994) 8.10 School of Life. (2003) 10.10 The Adventures of Pluto Nash. (2000) 12.00 Sounder. (2003) 1.30The NeverEnding Story, Part III. (1994) 3.10 Lucky 7. (2003) 4.50 Sounder. (2003) 6.20 The Adventures of Pluto Nash. (2000) 8.00 The Frighteners. (1996) 10.00 Hulk. (2002) 12.20 Battlestar Galactica. (2003) 1.55 Goodbye Lover. (1999) 3.40 Stolen Hearts. (1996) 5.25 School of Life. (2003)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 The Bounty Hunter. (1954) 7.25 We’re Not Married. (1952) 9.00 A Millionaire for Christy. (1951) 11.00 A Matter of Ufe and Death. (1945) 1.00 The Bounty Hunter. (1954) 2.30 The Sea Chase. (1955) 4.30 We’re Not Married. (1952) 6.00 A Matter of Life and Death. (1946) 8.00 1984. (1984) 10.00 The Boys from Brazil. (1978) 12.10 A Man Called Horse. (1970) 2.10 1984. (1984) 4.00The Sea Chase. (1955)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Football First: Match Choice. 7.30 Football First: Match Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Football League. 2.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 3.00 Gillette World Sport. 3.30 Rugby Union. 6.00 FA Cup Special. 7.00 Football League Review. 8.00 Spanish Football. 10.30 FA Cup Special. 11.30 Football League Review. 0.30 Spanish Football. 1.30 FA Cup Special. 2.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Walersports World. 7.00 Max Power. 8.00 Super League. 10.00 Australian Rugby League. 1.00 Live Cricket: Totesport League. 7.00 Legends of Cricket. 7.30 Sailing. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 European Tour Golf. 1.00 US Tour Golf.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Sailing. 6.30 Oryx Quest 2005 Yachting. 7.00 British Motocross. 8.00 World V/reslling Entertainment Afterburn. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 11.00 Wild Spirits. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Sailing. 12.30 Oryx Quest 2005 Yachting. 1.00 European Tour Golf. .5.00 Sailing. 5.30 Gillette World Sport. 6.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 7.00 Australian Rugby League. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Velocity. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 0.00 Sailing. 0.30 Tennis: ATP Masters Series. 3.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Uve Car Racing. 8.00 MotoGP. 9.00 Live Car Racing. 9.45 Live MotoGP. 10.15 Live MotoGP. 10.45 Live MotoGP. 12.15 Live MotoGP. 1.45 Uve MotoGP. 3.15 Uve ProTour Cycling. 4.00 Live Taekwondo. 5.00 MotoGP. 7.00 Live Football: Serie A. 9.45 MotoGP. 11.00 Motorsports Weekend. 11.30 London Marathon. 0.30 Close.


SKY ONE


1.15 The Paul O’Grady Show. (R) 2.10 Bridget Jones; Cultural Icon?. (R) 2.35 Loose Women. (R) 3.10 Today with Des and Mel. (R) 4.00 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 955 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 9.50 Sandra Bullock... Love Chain. 10.15 cd:uk. 11.15 American Idol. 12.35 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. 1.45 Emmerdale Omnibus, 4.30 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.50 Ant and Doc's Saturday Night Ta’xeaway. 8.00 American Idol. 9.20 Madonna Mania. 10.20 Madonna Mania: W'ho’s That Girl? 11.20 Coronation Street. 11.50 Fbotoallers’ WK-es TV. 12.20 Cycling Highlights 1.20 Best of Club Reps The Workers • Uncut. 2.15 Million Dollar Babes. 2.40 Sally Jessy Raphael. 3.25 Tele^pping. 5.25 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 6.55 Return of Sherlock Holmes. 7.50 Rim Rle. 8.00 Jeeves and V/ooster. 8.55 Second ■ Thoughts. 9.55 Surgical Spirit. 11.00 Home to Roost. 12.00 Rising Damp. 12.30 Hornblower. 2.40 Return of Sherlock Holmes. 3.45 Jeeves and Wooster. 4.50 Second Thoughts. 5.50 Heartbeat. 6.55 Return of Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Diana: Portrait of a Princess. 9.00 Rrst Great Train. Robbery. 11.05 Woman’s Guide to Adultery. 12.10 First Great Train Robbery. 2.15 Teleshopping. 3.15 Emmerdale Omnibus.


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Transformers: Armada. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Oht. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 11.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 12.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.00 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Father of the Pride. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 24.10.00 Nip/Tuck. 11.00 Last Days of the Nazis. 12.00 Family Guy. 12.30 Family Guy. 1.00 Red Ught Girls. 1.50 Very Worst.... 2.40 The _1970s Office. 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Yu-GI* Oh!. 5.35 Transformers: Armada.


UKTV GOLD


. 6.00 Monarch of the Glen. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 Miss Marple: Murder at the Vicarage. 11.00 The Good Ufe at 30 Weekend. 11.05 The Good Life. 11.40 The Good Ufe at 30.11.45 The Good Life. 12.20 The Good Ufe at 30.12.25 The Good Ufe. 1.00 The Good Ufe at 30.1.05 The Good Ufe. 1.45


- The Good Life at 30.1.50 The Good Life. 2.30 The Good Life at 30. 2.35 The Good Ufe. 3.15 The Good Life at 30. 3.20 The Good Life. 4.20 Miss Marple: Murder at the Vicarage. 6.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 6.55 Keeping Up Appearances. 8.00 The Good Life at 30 Weekend. 8.05 The Good Life. 8.40 The Good Ufe at 30.8.43 The Good Life. 9.20 The Good Ufe at 30.9.25 The Good Ufe. 10.00 The Good Life at 30.10.05 The Good Life. 10.45 The


' Good Ufe at 30. 10.50 The Good Life. 11.30 The Good Ufe at 30.11.35 The Good Life. 12.15 The Good Life at 30.12.20 The Good Life. 1.35 Have I Got News for You. 2.10 Room 101.2.45 The Colditz Story. 4.40 Charlie’s Angels. 5.35 Neighbours.


BBC THREE


7.00 Doctor Who. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.15 Farscape. 9.00 Secret Life of the Shop. 10.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. 11.00 Twisted Tales. 11.30 High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman. 12.00 Swiss Toni. 12.30 Secret Ufe of the Shop. 1.30 Spendaholics. 2.30 Twisted Tales. 3.00 Swiss Toni. 3.30 High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman.


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