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6.45 David Copperfield. (1999) 8.30 Good Boy!. (2003) 10.15 Stuart Little 2. (2002) 11.40 Christy: Return To Cutter Gap. (2001) 1.15 A Walk to Remember. (2002) 3.00 Mr. Destiny. (1990) 4.55 Stuart Little 2. (2002) 6.15 Good Boy!. (2003) 8.00 Final Destination 2. (2002) 10.00 Interview with the Vampire. (1994) 12.05 Abandon. (2002) 1.50 A Stranger among Us. (1992) 3.45 Otherworld. (2000) 5.40 A Walk to Remember. (2002)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.15 Gentle Ben 2: Black Gold. (2003) 8.00 The Lost Treasure of Sawtooth Island. (1999) 10.00 The Incredible Elephant (2001) 11.45 Oscar. (1991) 1.45 Gentle Ben 2: Black Gold. (2003) 3.30 The Lost Treasure of Sawtooth Island. (1999) 5.30 Oscar. (1991) 7.30 Sky Movies News. (2004) 8.00 Legally Blonde 2: Red White & Blonde. (2002) 9.45 Sweet Home Alabama. (2002) 11.35 Legally Blonde 2: Red White & Blonde. (2002) 1.15 Allen Abduction: The McPherson Tape. (1997) 2.55 All the Queen’s Men. (2001) 4.40 The Incredible Elephant. (2001)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Big Wednesday. (1978) 8.05 The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp. (1943) 11.00 Billy Budd. (1962) 1.15 Viva Zapata!. (1951) 3.15 The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp. (1943) 6.00 Billy Budd. (1962) 8.00 Apocalypse Now. (1979) 10.40 Big Wednesday. (1978) 12.45 Apocalypse Nov/. (1979) 3.20 Bonus! World Cinema 2005. (2003) 3.50 Viva Zapata!. (1951)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Shov/. 7.00 Premier League Preview Show. 7.30 Athletics. 8.00 Gillette World Sport. 8.30 Premier League Preview Show. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Ford Football Special. 2.45 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 6.00 Test Cricket. 8.30 Football First; Game of the Day. 10.15 Football First; Match Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 1.15 Football First: Match Choice. 2.45 Football First: Match Choice. 4.15 Spanish Football. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Aerobics: Oz Style. 7.30 ICC Cricket World. 8.00 Live Test Cricket. 4.00 Legends of Cricket. 4.30 Gillette World Sport. 5.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 7.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 8.00 The Surf Mag. 8.30 Spanish Football. 11.00 Live International Cricket.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Race World. 7.00 Tight Lines. 8.00 European Rugby Cup. 9.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 11.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 12.30 European Rugby Cup. 7.30 US Tour Golf. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 0.00 Live US Tour Golf. 3.30 Max Power. 4.30 The Surf Mag. 5.00 Gitlelle World Sport. 5.30 Moto +.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Rally. 8.15 Live Cross-Country Skiing. 9.45 Live Cross-Country Skiing. 11.30 Live Alpine Skiing. 1.00 Live Rally. 1.15 Live Biathlon. 2.45 Tennis. 3.45 Live Rally. 4.00 Ski Jumping. 5.30 Fight Club. 7.00 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 7.30 Live Football; Serie A. 9.30 Rally. 10.15 YOZ Xtreme. 10.45 British Eurosport News Report. 11.00 World Indoor Bowls. 0.15 Rally. 1.00 Close.


SKY ONE


6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Malo Korrigan, 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl. 8.30 Zoids. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 Mutant X. 12.00 Little Monsters. 1.00 Dream Team. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Vc>'ager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Battlestar Galaclica. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Oliver Beene. 8.00 Stargate SG-1. 9.00 Stargate Atlantis. 10.00 Proof Positive. 11.00 Tripping the Rift. 11.30 Scare Tactics. 12.00 South Park. 12.30 South Park. 1.00 Uncut! Kirsty’s Home Videos. 1.30 Uncut! Kirsty’s Home Videos. 1.55 Cold Case. 2.50 Relic Hunter. 3.45 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.40 Star Trek; Voyager. 5.35 Zoids.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Thomas and Sarah. 7.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 9.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 10.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 11.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 11.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 12.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 1.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 1.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 2.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 3.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 3.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 4.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 5.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 6.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 7.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 7.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 10.30 The Royle Family. 11.10 The Royle Family, 11.50 Only Fools and Horses. 1.20 The Royle Family. 2.00 The Royle Family. 2.40 Birds of a Feather. 3.20 Birds of a Feather. 4.00 Charlie's Angels. 5.00 Charlie's Angels.


BBC THREE


7.00 Liquid Assets: Keanu Reeves' Millions. 8.00 Fantasy Career. 9.00 Clifihanger, 10.45 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.15 The Smoking Room. 11.45 Vic and Bob In Catterick. 12.15 Monkey Dust. 12.45 The Bachelor. 1.40 Spooks; Access All Areas. 2.40 Fantasy Career. 3.35 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.


6.00 Sunrise. (T) 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 7.20 Mio Mao. (R) 7.25 Milk­ shake!. 7.30 Peppa Pig. (R) 7.35 Monkey Makes. (R) 7.45 Noddy. (R) 8.00 Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.30 The Save-Ums! (R) 9.00 Beyblade. (T) 9.25 Duel Masters. 9.55 Xcal- ibur. (R) 10.25 Best of No Girls Allowed. (T) 10.55 Hercules. (T) 11.55 The Chart. (T) 12.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 2.30 Daw­ son’s Creek. (T) 3.30 FILM: Columbo: Publish or Perish. (1975) Starring Peter Falk. (T) 4.50 FILM: The Seventh Voyage of Sinbad. (1958)


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.30 Holiday Showdown. 3.30 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 4.30 CD:UK. 5.30 Movies Now. 5.40 It's Good to Be... Nicole Kidman. 6.10 Cameron Diaz... Love Chain. 6.40 Planet's Funniest Animals. 7.10 Scream! If You Want to Get Off... Camp Diaries. 8.10 Celebrity Fit Club. 9.10 Thelma and Louise. 11.45 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 12.45 Caught on Tape. 1.45 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.05 Teleshopping. 5.35 ITV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival, 7.00 Survival. 8.05 The Royal. 9.05 Jeeves and Wooster. 10.10 Survival. 11.15 Film File. 11.30 The Royal. 12.30 Forever Green. 1,35 Jeeves and Wooster. 2.40 Mary Poppins. 5.00 Forever Green. 6.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 7.00 The Bill Omnibus. 9.00 The 50s and 60s in Living Colour. 10.00 The Commander. 11.35 The Commander. 1.10 Forever Green. 2.10 Teleshopping. 5.10 ITV3 Nightscreen.


BBC1


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (R) (C) 7.00 Arthur. (R) (C) 7.20 Astro Boy. (R) (C) 7.45 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 8.10 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 8.35 New Scooby and Scrappy Show. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bungalow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Sat­ urday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C) 1.00 Grandstand. (C) 1.05 Great North Cross Country. 2.30 Around the Grounds. 2.40 Indoor Bowls. 3.45 Football Half-Times. 3.55 Indoor Bowls. 4.30 Final Score. (C) 5.25 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.45 FILM: ET The Extra-Terrestrial. (1982) Heartwarming sci-fi adventure in which a 10-year-old boy befriends a gentle alien creature which has been stranded on Earth. Starring Henry Thomas, Dee Wallace, Drew


Barrymore. (C)


7.35 The National Lottery Jet Set. Eamonn Holmes presents a fast- moving quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draw and featuring a prize of a luxury holiday. (C)


8.10 Casualty. No-one’s letting Charlie’s 50th birthday go by unnoticed, but by the time the party comes around not everyone’s in the mood to celebrate.


9.00 Sea of Souls. Drama series about a parapsychology unit trying to explain the seemingly inexplicable. The Unit tries to help a young soldier who is convinced he can foresee his own death. (C)


(C)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.20 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker pre­ sents highlights of all of today’s Pre­ miership matches. Liverpool and Manchester United meet at Anfield, Chelsea travel to Tottenham and Arsenal are at Bolton. (C)


11.50 FILM: Man Utd: Beyond the Promised Land. (2000) Sports doc­ umentary focusing on Manchester United's successful 1999 season,; when they achieved their famous tre­ ble of the Premiership, FA Cup and Champions League. (C)


1.15 Top of the Pops. The best of the week’s Top 20 chart, live bands and the No 1 single. Includes U2 and Daniel Bedingfield. (R) (C)


1.45 A Question of Sport. Sue Barker asks the questions in the popular sports quiz. (R) (C)


2.15 Joins BBC News 24.


Scream! If You Want To Get Off, ITV1,7pm


Nigel Marven has been thrown off a speeding ostrich, caught in a cyclone and nearly eaten alive by an alligator, but his appetite for danger knows no bounds.


The third show of the series sees the 12 contes­ tants undertaking three more terrifying challenges


Presented by Lord Brocket, Scream! if You Want To Get


BBC2


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.30 The Best. (R) (C) 12.00 See Hear. 12.45 Deaf- lympics 2005 Highlights. 1.00 Film 2005 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) 1.30 Star Trek. (R) (C) 2.20 Stardate: Mission to Titan. (C) 2.50 Monk. (2002) (C) 3.35 Nero Wolfe Mysteries. (2001) (C) 5.05 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. (C) 6.00 What the Papers Say. With Mark Steel. (C)


6.10 Flog It!. Presenter Paul Martin is in Andover. (R) (C)


7.10 Abroad Again in Britain. Jonathan Meades ponders the exotic pleasure dome. (C)


8.10 Horizon. Series exploring topical scientific issues. (R) (C)


9.00 Home. Drama adapted from JG Ballard’s short story, which reveals what happens to a man once he chooses to shut himself off from the outside world. (C)


10.00 FILM:The.Malestic. (2001) The story of a screenwriter in 1950s Hollywood who suffers from


: : amnesia following a car crash and ■: ^ wanders into* a nearby, town, where he is mistaken for a lost


! hero ofWorld War II. Starring Jim Carrey, Bob Balaban. (C)


12.25 Never Mfhd the Buzzedeks. (R) (C) 12.55 Bowls Extra. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE


6.25 Charmed. Supernatural drama series. 7.15 five news. (T) 7.25 FILM: The Avengers. (1998) Feature- length adaptation of the cult TV series. Starring Ralph Fiennes, Uma Thur­ man, Sean Connery. (T)


9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Grissom attempts to identify a woman whose skeleton is unearthed from the foundations of a house. (R) (T)


9.55 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. The runaway daughter of an out-


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Jibba Jabba. 7.50 Busy Buses. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 The Forgotten Toys. 8.40 Junglies. 8.45 Tilch. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 HI-5,10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 (jelebrity Extra. 1.00 Extreme Makeover. 5.00 Life After Extreme Makeover. 6.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 America’s Next Top Model. 9.00 Charmed. 10.00 Most Haunted Unseen. 11.00 Most Haunted. 12.00 The Last Supper. 1.40 Celebrity Extra. 2.10 Happy Family. 2.35 The Cosby Show. 3.00 Three Sisters. 3.25 Talent. 3.50 The Antiques Ghost Show with Derek Acorah. 4.40 Mysterious Ways. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCUFI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 1.00 Farscape. 3.00 Farscape. 6.00 The Invisible Man. 8.00 Dark Angel. 10.00 Sleepstalker. 11.55 Emmanuelle in Space: A World of Desire. 1.45 Dark Angel. 3.45 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.15 Good, vs Evil. 5.10 Millennium.


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Legally Blonde 2, Sky Movies 2, 8pm


Now a rising young lawyer, Eile Woods (Witherspoon) is about to make partner at her firm, she and Emmett are still in love. But when she finds out her beloved Bruiser’s canine relatives are being used as cosmetic te s t subjects, Elle heads to D.C. to accessorize her rights and take matters into her own well-man­ icured hands. Political maneuvering, vote-seeking senators, hid- ® cute Congress outfit with matching Gucci bag


- Elle Woods goes to Washington. ' stand By Me, Sky Movies 1 ,8pm


When the four boys hear about a dead body 20 miles down the rail­ road tracks from their small Ore­ gon town, they clandestinely set upon the unwieldy journey to lay eyes on this rare find. Amid numer ous misadventures, Gordie (Wil Wheaton), Chris (River Phoenix),


in t h e '^ s L p le h fe of children; around the corner is a future that could tear them apart.


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of-state police officer is tracked down by the team. (T)


10.50 FILM: The Distinguished Gentle­ man. (1992) Political satire about a con man who gets himself elected to Congress and thrives in the world of political wheeler-dealing. Starring Eddie Murphy, Lane Smith. (T)


12.55 Law and Order. (R) (T) 1.50 FILM: Total Stranger. (1999) Starring Lindsay Crouse. (T) 3.20 Love Boat. (T) 4.10 Postcards. (R) (T) 4.20 Invaders. (T) 5.10 Sons & Daughters. (T)


Off will show no mercy to contestants who can’t take the pace. As the challenges get harder, the teams will be whittled down to do final battle with Nigel.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Animated Tales of the World. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) (Audio Described and Signed) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (T) 9.25 The Simple Life. (R) (T) 9.50 hit40uk. (R) 10.25 One Tree Hill. (T) 11.25 Friends. (R) (T) 11.55 Average Joe Hawaii. (T) 12.55 Celebrity Big Brother - The Quiz. (T) 1.30 Friends. (R) (T) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Warwick and Kempton Park. (T) 3.55 FILM: Eye of the Needle. (1981) Starring Donald Sutherland, Kate Nelligan, Ian Bannen. (T) 6.00 30 Minutes: Spoilt Kids. With Jane Moore. (T)


6.30 C4 News;. (T) 7.00 Blitz-Bombing and Total War. A detailed documentary examining the development of aerial bomb­


9.00 Celebrity Big Brother. All the lat­ est action from the house. (T)


ing. (T)


10.00 FILM: Resident Evil. (2002) Sci- . i :: fi thriller in which the members of a crack military team come up : against flesh-eating zombies. Starring Milla Jovovich, Ryan McCluskey, Michelle Rodriguez.


11.55 Celebrity Big Brother Live. 1.55 Made for Each Other. (R) 2.55 FILM: Friday Night In. 3.05 Perfect Match USA. (R) 3.50 Trigger Happy USA. (R) (T) 4.10 Salvage Squad. (R)5.10 Countdown. (R)


3.10 Coming Home. Adaptation of Rosamunde Pilcher’s novel about two young girls growing up in a country house in the 30s, whose lives are transformed by the ' advent of World War II.


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5.10 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


5.25 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.


5.40 New You’ve Been Framed. Harry Hill takes a rollercoaster ride through the clip vault and discov­ ers cute kittens, potty puppies, dancing disasters and action men - all caught on camera.


6.10 Scream! If You Want to Get Off. Series pitting two teams against both each other and Nigel Marven in a succession of adrenaline- fuelled challenges. The first two contestants are given the boot by their team-mates.


7.10 Stars in Their Eyes. Cat Deeley hosts the 16th series, as the con­ testants go through the smoky doors and emerge as their idols for | a night.


8.10 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. Chris Tarrant hosts the award-win­ ning quiz show in which contes­ tants can double their cash prize with each correct answer and win up to a million pounds.


9.10 Ultimate Force. Red Troop are caught in a vicious confrontation between rival forces in Zimbabwe during an unofficial visit to a farm owned by Dempsey’s cousins.


10.40 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


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10.55 FILM: High Plains Drifter. (1973) Violent tale in which a gunslinger rides into a frontier town and kills three men, and the townslolk - live in fear of a murderous the stranger to become


12.55 FILM: Raid bn Rommel. (1971) drama in which a chief leads an auda-


‘ . ~:;carry out


xious raid behind enemy lines to on Gen-


ments. Starring Richard Burton.


2.30 CD:UK. Cat Deeley hosts the weekly music show, with inter­ views, live performances, exclu­ sive videos and the latest music news from around the globe.


(R) 3.25 Entertainment Now! (R) 3.50 Dare to Believe. (R) 4.15 Cybernet. (R) 4.40 Get Stuffed!. 4.45 ITV Nightscreen.


5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


6.00 Franklin. 6.25 Bagpuss. (T) 6.40 The Clangers. 6.50 Roobarb. (R) 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) 7.25 Peppa Pig. (R) 7.30 Monkey Makes. (R) 7.45 Noddy. (R) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) 8.30 The Save-Umsl. (R) 9.00 Insect Antics. (R) 9.05 Aliens among Us. (R) 9.10 Ice Cream Machine. (R) (T) 9.30 George Shrinks. (R) 9.55 Don't Blame the Koalas. (R) 10.30 Combat Club. (R) (T) 11.00 Snobs. (R) (T) 11.35 Make It Big. (R) (T) 12.05 Braceface. (R) 12.35 Divine Designs - Spital- fields. (R) 1.20 news. (T) 1.30 FILM: City Slick-


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6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 CD:UK. 12.30 The Brits Are Coming. 1.00 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (R) 1.30 ITV News; Weather. 1.35 Granada News and Weather. 1.40 FILM: Murder, She Wrote: A Story to Die For. (2000) Starring Angela Lansbuty, Richard Crenna, Kathryn Morris.


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6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.10 Match of the Day. (R) (C) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.30 Country- file. (C) 12.30 The Politics Show. 1.30 Little Angels Top Tips. (C) 1.40 EastEnders. (R) (C)


< 3.30 ; FILM:Twins. (1988) Comedy about two very different twin brothers, born as a result of a genetic experiment. What will (lawless Julius think when he finds his long lost twin in jail?. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Kelly Preston. (C)


5.10 Songs of Praise. Aled Jones takes a trip to Cotswolds’ town Cirencester to enjoy stunning scenery and discover the ups and downs of life in a rural community. Music from Cirencester Parish Church. (C)


5.45 Superstars. Johnny Vaughan and Suzi Perry are in La Manga, Spain as top sporting stars battle for the title Superstars Champion 2004. (C)


6.45 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team visit the winner of the first series of Restoration, Manch­ ester’s Victoria Baths. Items include an art deco cigarette case and a 'shock therapy machine’. (C)


7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 Down to Earth. Drama series follow­ ing a family adjusting to rural life. Tony hits on the idea of badger safaris as a way of making a fast buck. (C)


9.00 Sea of Souls. Drama series about a fictional parapsychology unit. Over­ come by guilt following Daniel’s death, Monaghan is haunted by visions of his own uncertain future.


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Jeremy Bowen on the Frontline. Jeremy Bowen, the BBC’s award-win­ ning correspondent looks at the lives of war reporters, a job that carries great risks with 62 dying in combat zones in the past (our years. (C)


(C)


11.15i- FILM: The French Connection. (1971) Gritty action drama in which a brutal maverick cop uses unconven­ tional methods to break a Franco- American drug ring operating in New York. The movie won five Oscars. Starring Gene Hackman, Fernando Rey, Roy Scheider. (C)


1.00 Joins BBC News 24.


Three Celebs and a Baby Five, 8pm


In this new reality show. Caprice Bourret and couple Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan learn what parent­ hood is a ll about when they each look after a mechani­ cal baby for five days. Will their parental instincts kick in or will it be a shock to the system? Nothing can prepare a new parent for the sleepless nights, th e crying and the screaming, and the con­ stant attention a baby


ITV1


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Pet Alien. (R) 9.35 Art Attack. (R) 10.00 UP2U. (R) 10.30 The Championship. 11.15 My Favourite Hymns. 12.15 Sunday Supplement. 12.45 ITV News; Weather. 12.50 Granada News and Weather. 12.55 World Rally Magazine. I .


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demands. The only thing Caprice has to look after is two pet Chiuhauhas, while Colin and Justin have a full and active social life. Will they be able to cope.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Mak­ ers. (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 What’s New Scooby-Doo? (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 Sunday Style. (C) 12.00 FILM: Broken Arrow. (1996) Starring John Travolta, Christian Slater. (C) 1.30 Sunday Grandstand. (C) 1.35 Sport +. 2.00 Indoor Bowls. 4.30 Dakar Rally. 5.15 Some Mothers Do 'Ave ‘Em. (R) (C) 5.45 Secret Squirrels. (C) 5.55 Search for Tigers. Nature docu­ mentary. (C)


6.25 Natural World. Documentary (R) 7.15 Time Commanders. (2003) Mili­ tary strategy game presented by Richard Hammond. (C)


8.00 The Best of Top Gear. Highlights from the last series. (C)


9.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz hosted by Mark Lamarr. (C)


9.30 My Life in Film. Sitcom about a filmmaker whose imagination transforms his life into cinematic adventures. (C)


10.00 Outlaws. Dunbar's attempts to bargain with the police goes wrong. (C)


10.30 Match of the Day 2. Highlights. 11.15 A Good Man... is Hard to Find. Documentary about Jack Good.


12.15 FILM: Weapons of Mass Distrac­ tion. (1997) Starring Gabriel Byrne, Ben Kingsley. (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE


ers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold. (1994) Starring Billy Crystal, Daniel Stern. (T) 3.35 FILM: Sea Wolves. (1980) Starring Gregory Peck, Roger Moore. (T) 5.55 news. (T) 6.10 FILM: My Dog Skip. (2000) Senti­ mental comedy drama set in 1940s America about a shy lad and his pet


: = dog who helps him make friends. Star­ ring Kevin Bacon, Diane Lane. (T)


8.00 Three Celebs and a Baby. Celebrity couple Colin McAllister and Justin Ryan, and model Caprice, each look


alter an electronic baby for five days...


9.00 FILM: Enemy of the State. (1998) Action thriller about a young attorney who becomes enmeshed in a sinister


IllSr;(Dojitirral cpn^racy:wHeh.he:u™ ji ly receives evidence of a,covert assassination. Starring Wilf Smith, Gene Hackman, Jon Voight. (T)


11.35 World’s Wildest Police Videos. (T) 12.30 Natural Born Racers. 12.55 NCAA Col­ lege Basketball. 3.05 2004 Winter X Games. (R) 4.25 Portuguese Football. (R)


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Jibba Jabba. 7.50 Busy Buses. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 The Forgotten Toys. 8.40 Junglies. 8.45 Titch. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 10.30 Celebrity Extra. 11.00 Joan of Arcadia. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 Extreme Makeover. 6.00 Celebrity Extra. 6.30 Charmed. 7.30 Body Work. 8.00 The Restaurant. 9.00 Dead Famous. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.00 Ghost Stories. 12.50 The Division. 1.40 Cold Squad. 2.35 The Cosby Show. 3.00 Three Sisters. 3.25 Talent. 3.50 Sharon Stone: Hollywood’s Stars. 4.15 E Love. 4.40 Mysterious Ways. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 1.00 Sasqualch Odyssey. 2.00 The Invisible Man. 4.00 The New Twilight Zone. 4.20 Beastmaster III; The Eye of Braxus. 6.00 Andromeda. 7.00 Sasquatch Odyssey. 8.00 The Last Train. 10.00 Virus. 11.45 Tracker. 12.45 Tracker. 1.45 Virus. 3.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.00 Good vs Evil. 5.00 Millennium.


6.00 Insektors. (R) (T) 6.15 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.05 French Football. 7.30 Skiing World Cup Report. 8.00 Skiing World Cup. 9.00 Switched. (T) 9.30 Popworld. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) 12.55 Celebrity Big Brother’s Little Brother. (T) 2.05 The OC. (T) 3.05 Smallville: Super­ man the Early Years. (T) 4.05 Stargate SG-1. (T) 5.00 Time Team. (T) 6.00 The Simpsons. (T) 6.30 Scrapheap Challenge: The Scrappy Races. The four teams race their junkyard chariots 100 miles to Rockingham Castle. (T)


7.30 C4 News;. (T) 8.00 Cocaine. First of a three-part doc­ umentary series investigating the cultivation, processing and mar­ keting of this iconic drug. (T)


9.00 Celebrity Big Brother. All the lat­ est action from the house. (T)


10.00 "FILM: Austin Powers: Interna­ tional Man of Mystery. (1997) Comedy thriller spoof of 1960s spy films, in which cryogenically preserved secret agent Austin Powers is revived in the present day. Starring Mike Myers, Eliza­ beth Hurley, MIml Rogers. (T)


11.45 Eurotrash. (T) 12.20 Celebrity Big Brother Live. 2.15 KOTV. 2.45 The World Football Show. 3.15 French Football: Le Championnat. 5.05 Countdown. (R) (T)


bara. (R) 2.50 FILM: War and Peace. (1956) Lavish adaptation of Tolstoy’s novel concerning the complex story ol two men's love for one woman, set against Napoleon’s attempt to conquer Russia. Star­ ring Audrey Hepburn, Henry Fonda, Mel Ferrer.


6.30 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


6.45 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news.


7.00 Emmerdale. Cain kicks off at Charity vrhen she accuses him of busting up her wedding. Turner is left devastated when there is no news from the TV appeal. Pearl panics about moving home.


7.30 Coronation Street. Will Sally pur­ sue her passion in the arms of the wrong man? Katy keeps her secret close while Martin plays dad. Steve bonds with Amy, but will his heart-to-heart resolve things?.


8.00 The Royal. Dr Weatherill gets embroiled in an ethical battle when the parents of a dangerously ill newborn oppose treatment.


9.00 Midsomer Murders. Barnaby and Scott enter the world of horserac­ ing when the trainer of the thor­ oughbred Bantling Boy is battered to death before he can reveal a secret.


11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


I I .


narrates the conclusion of this two- part documentary which examines the process of adoption in Britain over the last sixty years,.


12.20 Faith and Music. American singer Donny Osmond talks about being part of the most famous all-singing all-dancing family in the US, and reveals how important his Mormon faith has been to him. (R)


1.00 Today with Des and Mel. Des O’Connor and Melanie Sykes host a daily entertainment and celebri­ ty talk show in front of a live studio audience. (R)


1.50 Same Bridget, Brand New Diary. A look at the making of Bridget Jones; The Edge of Reason, fea­ turing interviews with Renee Zell­ weger, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth and director Beeban Kidron. (R)


2.15 RLM:The Oemi-Paradise. (1943) A charming and perceptive come­ dy following the story of a Russian engineer v;ho travels to an English provincial tovm. Starring Laurence ’ Olivier, Penelope Ward.


4.05 i t v Nightscreen. 5.30 i t v Early Morning News.


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 10.25 CD:UK. 11.25 Scream! If You Want to Get Off. 1.25 Planet's Funniest Animals. 1.55 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.40 Coronation Street Omnibus. 7.00 3rd Rock from the Sun. 8.00 Grease. 10.10 Teenagers from Hell. 11.10 Coronation Street. 11.40 The Frank Skinner Show. 12.30 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.05 3rd Rock from the Sun. 2.00 Bob Mortimer's Orange Playlist. 2.25 The John Walsh Show. 3.05 Teleshopping. 5.05 ITV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 6.55 Survival. 7.50 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 8.50 Barbara. 9.20 Survival. 10.25 The Queen’s Story. 11.30 Mary Poppins. 1.50 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 2.55 Barbara. 3.25 Film File. 3.40 The Queen’s Story. 4.45 Survival. 5.45 The Royal. 6.45 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 7.50 The Queen’s Story. 9.00 Love and Bullets. 11.00 PD James. 12.10 Love and Bullets. 2.10 Teleshopping. 3.10 ITV3 Nightscreen. 3.35 Emmerdale Omnibus.


SKY MOVIES 1


7.25 David Copperfield. (1999) 9.00 An American Tall. (1986) 10.45 Beethoven’s 5th. (2003) 12.30 Escape from Wildcat Canyon. (1998) 2.10The Remains of the Day. (1993) 4.30 An American Tail. (1986) 6.15 Beethoven’s 5th. (2003) 8.00 Stand by Me. (1986) lO.OOThe Salton Sea. (2000) 11.50 Far from Heaven. (2002) 1.40 SFW. (1995) 3.20 Love Liza. (2002) 4.55 The Remains of the Day. (1993)


55 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 2.20 Bar­ SKY MOVIES 2


6.20 Just a Dream. (2001) 8.00 Big and Hairy. (1997) 9.45 Harry and the Hendersons. (1987) 11.45 Bonus The Day After Tommorrow. 12.15 School of Life. (2003) 2.15 Big and Hairy. (1997) 4.00 Harry and the Hendersons. (1987) 6.00 School of Life. (2003) 8.00 Two Weeks Notice. (2002) 10.00 Underworld. (2003) 12.05 Ghost Ship. (2002) 1.50 The Abyss. (1989) 4.20 Three Secrets. (1999)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Seven Ways from Sundown. (1950) 7.30The Lodger. (1926) 8.50 The Unforgiven. (1960) 11.00 The Thief of Bagdad. (1940) 1.00 Seven Ways from Sundov/n. (i960) 2.30 The Unforgiven. (1960) 4.40 Clambake. (1967) 6.25 The Thief of Bagdad. (1940) 8.15 Tootsie. (1982) 10.15 Jagged Edge. (1985) 12.10 GoTell the Spartans. (1978) 2.10 Tootsie. (1982) 4.10 Clambake. (1967)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Football First: Match Choice. 7.30 Football First; Match Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Football League. 2.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 3.00 Ford Super Sunday. 6.30 Super Sunday; The Last Word. 7.00 Football League Review. 8.00 Spanish Football. 10.30 Ford Football Special. 0.00 Football League Review. 1.00 Spanish Football. 3.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Live International Cricket. 8.00 Live Test Cricket. 4.00 International Cricket. 6.00 Test Cricket. 8.00 European Rugby Special. 11.00 The Surf Mag. 11.30 Kiteboarding. 0.00 Moto +. 0.30 Live US Tour Golf. 3.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3 15 Love Child. Tamzin Outhwaite


6.00 Pool.'7.00 Live US Tour Golf. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 11.00 Wild Spirits. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 The Surf Mag. 12.30 European Rugby Cup. 5.00 Live US Tour Golf. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Velocity. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 0.00 Watersports World. 1.00 European Rugby Special. 4.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Rally. 8.15 Ski Jumping. 8.45 Live Alpine Skiing. 9.45 Live Alpine Skiing. 11.00 Live Biathlon. 11.45 Live Alpine Skiing. 12.45 Live Rally. 1.00 Live Biathlon. 1.45 WATTS. 2.00 Live Football: Serie A. 4.00 Ski Jumping. 5.30 World Indoor Bowls. 7.00 Live Football: Serie A. 9.45 Rally. 10.30 Boxing. 11.45 British Eurosport News Report. 0.00 Live Grand Slam Tennis. 2.00 Live Grand Slam Tennis.


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Malo Korrigan. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Yu-Gi-Qh!. 8.30 Zoids. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Qh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 12.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 12.30 Sky Travel Shop. 1.00 Mutant X. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Qliver Beene. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 Farscape: The Peacemaker Wars. 10.55 24.11.55 America's Toughest Prisons. 12.55 South Park. 1.25 South Park. 1.50 Relic Hunter. 2.40 Cold Case. 3.30 Star Trek; Voyager. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Star Trek: Voyager.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Thomas and Sarah. 7.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 As Time Goes By. 9.40 As Time Goes By. 10.20 As Time Goes By. 11.00 Waiting for God. 11.40 Waiting for God. 12.20 Waiting for God. 1.00 My Hero. 1.40 My Hero. 2.20 My Hero. 3.00 As Time Goes By. 3.40 As Time Goes By. 4.20 As Time Goes By. 5.00 Waiting for God, 5.40 Waiting for God, 6.20 Waiting fer God. 7.00 My Hero. 7.40 My Hero. 8.20 My Hero. 9.00 Taggart. 11.20 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. 12.00 Jack Dee's Happy Hour. 12.40 Auf Wiedorsehen. Pet. 2.05 Taggart. 4.20 Charlie's Angels. 5.20 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 5.30 Neighbours.


BBC THREE


7.00 Liquid Assets. 8.00 Who Rules the Roost?. 9.00 The Bachelor. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.30 Twisted Tales. 11.00 Little Britain. 11.30 Ideal. 12.00 Can’t Stop. 12.55 Who Rules the Roost?. 1.55 The Bachelor. 2.50 Can’t Stop.


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