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24 Clitheroe Advertiser &Times, Thursday, May 12th,2005


www.clitheroetoday.co.uk


Ciitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burniey 422331 (Classified) weekend pi ustv For the best deals o n S S E B LCDs; DVDs U DVDs and home cinema contact the sped SATURDAY. MAY 14TH SKY MOVIES 1


6.00 End of the Lino. (1988) 8.00 Harriet the Spy. (1996) 9.55 Baby on Board. (1993) 11.30 End of the Une. (1988) 1.20Tarka the Otter. (1978) 3.00 We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story. (1993) 4.15 Baby on Board. (1993) 6.00 Harriet the Spy. (1996) 6.00 Anger Management. (2002) 10.00 Analyze That. (2002) 11.40 Below. (2002) 1.30 Incognito. (1997) 3.20 SFW. (1995) 5.00 We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story. (1993)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.10 Terror Peak. (2003) 6.05 The'Reality of Love. (2003) 9.50 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.. (1995) 11.40 US Top 10. 12.00 The Little Polar Bear.'(2002) ,1.40 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. (1995) 3.35 Sky Movies News.


, (2001) 4.05 The Reality of Love. (2003) 5.50 The ’ Little Polar Bear. (2002) 7.30 Sky Movies News. (2001) 8.00 S.W.A.T. (2003) 10.00 identity. (2003) 11.40 S.W.A.T. (2003) 1.40 Waking up in Reno. (2002) 3.25 Buying the Cow. (2002) 5.10 Terror Peak. (2003)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 The Circus. (1928) 7.15 Love Me Tender. (1956) 9.00 A Chorus Line. (1985) 11.00 The Circus. (1926) 12.15 Private Life of Sherlock Holmes. (1970) 2.25 Love Me Tender. (1956) 4.00 A Chorus Line. (1985) 6.00 One, Two, Three. (1961) 8.00 Private Life of Sherlock Holmes. (1970) 10.10 The Detective. (1968) 12.10 Tony Rome. (1967) 2.05 Suddenly, Last Summer. (1959) 4.05 One,Two,Three. (1951)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 ICC Cricket World. 8.00 Premier League Preview Show. 6.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Live Football League. 2.30 Live International Cricket. 5.00 Live Football League. 7.15 Live Conference Football. 10.00 Spanish Foo’tball. 0.00 Football League. 1.00 Conference Football. 2.00 Live Big Fight Special. 5.00 Moto +. 5.30 Surfs Up.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Gillette World Sport. 6.30 US Tour Golf. 8.30 Live World Wide Rugby: Super 12. 10.30 Uve Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Live Rugby Union. 6.00 Live Speedway. 9.00 World Wide Rugby: Super 12.11.00 Rugby Union Update. 1.00 Tennis: ATP Masters Series. 5.00 ATP Tennis. 5.30 Gillette World Sport.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Motocross. 7.00 Friday Fight Night. 9.00 Fulham TV. 9.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 11.30 Gillette World Sport. 12.00 Tennis: ATP Masters Series. 4.00 Moto + . 4.30 Gillette World Sport. 5.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 7.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 Spanish Football. 3.30 Football League. 4.30 Conference Football. 5.30 Adventure Racing.


EUROSPORT


7.30 YOZ Xtreme. 8.00 Football: Top 24 Cjubs. 8.30 Live Badminton. 10.00 WATTS. 10.30 MotoGP. 11.45 Live MotoGP. 12.15 Live MotoGP. 1.00 Uve MotoGP. 2.15 Uve Cycling; Tour of Italy. 4.15 Tennis. 5.45 World Touring Car Championship. 6.00 Live Football. 8.00 MotoGP. 9.30 Rally World Championship. 10.00 YOZ Mag. 10.30 British Eurosport News Report. 10.45 Poker European Tour. 11.45 Poker European Tour. 0.45 British Eurosport News Report. 1.00 Close.


SKY ONE


* 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Pokemon. 7.30 Stingray. 6.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Oliver Beene. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.00 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 Oliver Beene. 6.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 Father of the Pride. 9.00 Anonymous Rex. 10.50 Toughest Pubs in Britain. 11.50 South Park. 12.50 Limo Fever. 1.45 Is Harry on the Boat?. 2.40 Kirsty’s TV Meltdown. 3.30 Relic Hunter. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.35 Stingray.


UKTVGOLD :


6.05 Monarch of the Glen. 7.05 Doctor Who Omnibus. 9.00 Are You Being Served?. 9.40 Are You Being Served?. 10.20 Are You Being Served?. 11.00 Are You Being Served?. 11.40 Are You Being Served?. 12.20 Are. You Being Served?, 1.00 Are ' You Being Served?. 1.40 Are You Being Served?. 2.20 Are You Being Served?. 3.00 Are You Being Served?. 3.40 Are You Being Served?. 4.20 Are You Being Served?. 5.00 Are You Being Served?. 5.40 Are You Being Served?. 6.20 Are You Being Served?. 7.00 Are You Being Served?. 7.40 Are You Being Served?. 6.20 Are You Being Served?. 9.00 My Family. 9.40 My Family 10.20 My Family. 11.00 My Family 11.40 My Family. 12.20 My Family 1.00 Waking the Dead. 3.15 My Family. 3.50 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 4.05 Charlie's Angels.


BBC THREE


7.00 Strictly Dance Fever on TTiree. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.15 Farscape. 9,00 The House of Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron. 9.55 Strictly Dance Fever, on Three. 10.15 Rocky II. 12.10 Doctor Who. 12.55 Doctor Who Confidential. 1.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 1.55 Grass. 2.25 Ideal. 2.55 The House of Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron.


6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Tickle, Patch and Friends. 7.20 Milkshake!. 7.25 Ebb and Flo. 7.30 Funky Valley. (R) 7.40 Noddy. (R) 7.55 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) 8.25 Franklin. (R) 9.00 George Shrinks. (R) 9.30 Beyblade. (T) 10.00 Her­ cules; the Legendary Journeys. (R) (T) 10.55 Beast Wars. (R) (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (TJ 1.35 FILM: The Elevator. (1974) Starring Roddy McDowell, Carol Lyn- ley, Craig Stevens. (T) 2.50 FILM:'Nadine. (1987) Starring Jelf Bridges. (T) 4.20 FILM: D.A.R.Y.L.. (1985) Starring Mary Beth Hurt.


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street.Omnibus. 2.30 Nanny 911. 3.30 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 4.30 Holiday Showdown. 5.30 .The Real Billy Elliot Diaries. 6.00 House of Horrors. 6.30 House of Horrors. 7.00 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 7.30 Journeys from Hell. 8.30 Celebrity Wrestling: Bring It On. 9.30 The Last Supper. 11.15 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 12.15 Footballers’ Wives TV. 12.45 Footballers' Wives TV. 1.15 Emmerdale Omnibus. 3.40 Teleshopping. 5.40 ITV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 6.55 Rising Damp. 7.25 Rising Damp. 7.55 Campion. 9.05 The Royal. 10.05 Noah's Ark. 11.10 Surgical Spirit. 11.40 Surgical Spirit. 12.15 Home to Roost. 12.45 Home to Roost. 1.15 2001: A Space Odyssey. 3.55 Campion. 5.05 Noah’s Ark. 6.10 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. 7.15 H ea t. of the Sun. 9.30 Sparkling Cyanide. 11.30 Hammer House of Horror. 12.35 The Bill. 1.35 Agatha Christie’s Poirot. 2.45 Teleshopping. 5.45 ITV3 Nighlscreen.


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6.10 Charmed. Phoebe and Paige discov­ er that all magic, good and evil, has disappeared. (R) (T)


6.55 Buffy. Buffy suspects that a ventrilo­ quist’s dummy may be harvesting organs from classmates performing in a talent show. (T)


7.45 The Farm: Updated and Unseen. It’s been a week of high drama on The Farm.(T) •.


9.05 five news. (T) 9.25 CSI:NY. Mao and Danny investigate


LIVING TV 6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Elmo's World.


. 7.50 The Forgotten Toys. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Jibba Jabba. 8.40 Molly’s Gang. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 Just Shoot Me. 10.30 Just Shoot Me. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 Trolley


■ Dollies. 1.50 Spy Hard. 3.25 Celebrity Extra. 3.45 Charmed. 5.35 Celebrity Extra. 6.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 Extreme Makeover. 9.00 Charmed. 10.00 Madonna: Truth or Dare. 12.20 Celebrity Extra. 12.25 Melrose Place. 1.20 John Grisham's The Client. 3.00 Revealed. 3.50 The Nanny. 4.15 The, Associates. 5.05 The Cosby Show. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. ’ 10.00 The Pretender. 12.00 Space Camp. 2.00 The Outer Limits. 4.00 Robot Wars. 6.00 The Pretender. 7.00 The Pretender. 8.00 Journey to the Center of the Earth. 10.00 The First P ow e r . '11.50 Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle Pie. . 1.25 Dark Angel. 2.25 Dark Angel. 3.25 The Outer Limits. 4.20 The Pretender. 5.10 The Pretender.


SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY; : -


Anger Management, Sky Movies 1, 8pm


Mild-mannered businessman Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler) is wrongly accused of a crime and sentenced to an anger management program, where he discovers that his instructor. Buddy Rydell (Jack Nicholson), is a crazy psycho with his own serious anger manage­ ment problem, and is probably the one man in the world most capable of making his new student blow his lid


Love Actually, Sky Movies 1,8pm


Love Actually is not a new roman­ tic comedy...it is 10 nevj romantic films in one. Set in contemporary London in the two months before Christmas, it weaves together a series of touching and hilarious stories, which end in not one, but lots and lots of romantic climaxes on Christmas Eve. Love Actually is


the mysterious death of a bride moments before her wedding. (T)


10.25 Law and Order: C rim in a l Intent. Several young boys are threatened and ultimately disappear. (T)


bk.il^Brpnson;DanaJDelaw 1.10 Law and Order. (R) (T) 2.00 FILM: Rebel. ’


11.20*. FILM:'ponaW'andDaughteT.’ (1993)j crime dramatStarring'Charles'


(1985) Starring Matt Dillon. (T) 3.35 Postcards. (R) 3.45 Sunset Beach. (T) 4.25 Beverly Hills,' 90210. (R) (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T)


BBC1


6.00 Rmbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Tikkabilla. (R) (C) 6.50 Boo!. (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.30 Dennis the Menace. (R) (C) 7.55 Watch My Chops. (R) (C) 8.15 The Mummy. (R) (C) 8.35 The Fairly Odd Parents. (R) (C) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) 10.30 Dance Factory. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Footbali Focus. 1.00 Grandstand. (C) 1.05 Golf: British Masters. 4.20 Weakest Link. (C) 5.10 B BC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.30 Just for Laughs. (C) 6.00 Strictly Dance Fever. Graham Nor­ ton hosts a search to find Britain's best dancers. Six coupies remain and one more wiil be eliminated after tonight’s dance-off. (C)


7.00 Doctor Who. Rose travels back to 1987 to witness the day her father died, but when she interferes in the course of events, the monstrous Reapers are unleashed upon the world. (C)


7.45 The National Lottery: Come and Have a Go. Julian Clary presents a fast-moving quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draws and featur­ ing a possible top prize of 50,000 pounds. (C)


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8.35 Casualty. The jury in Bex’s rape trial , are told they have one day to agree a verdict, and everyone in the depart­ ment feels the pressure as they wait for news. (C) ‘


9.25 Strictly Dance Fever. Graham Nor­ ton announces the latest couple to be eliminated. (C)


9.55 News; Weather. (C) .


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12.25 A Question of Sport. Sue Barker hosts, with team captains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson. Guests are ex-footballers Phil Thompson and .°eter Reid, rugby’s Rhys Williams and Paralympian Oscar Pistorius. (R)


• (C)


12.55 Top of the Pops. This week’s best­ selling singles, featuring live perfor­ mances and pre-chart exclusives. Acts include Oasis, Jennifer Lopez and Amerie. (R) (C)


1.25 Joins BBC News 24.


Big Fight Live: Khan V Kindelan, ITVI, 9.30pm


Not often terrestrial televi­ sion sees a classy boxing match. Tonight though, British boxing prodigy Amir Khan faces his fiercest rival, Mario Kindelan, in a rematch of last year's Olympic gold medal bout. Broadcast live from Khan’s hometown of Bolton, the Reebok Stadium is a pris­ tine setting for the fight. Presenter Jim Rosenthal will be joined by WBU Light Welterweight Champion,


BBC2


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.30 Ever Wondered about Food. (C) 12.00 See Hear. 12.50 FILM: The Magnificent Ambersons. (1942) Starring Tim Holt, Joseph Cotten, Dolores Costello. (C) 2.15 FILM: Fort Apache. (1948) Starring Henry Fonda, John Wayne, Ward Bond. (C) 4.20 Golf: British Masters. (C) 5.20 Rugby Union: The Celtic Cup Rnal. 7.35 The Nazis: A Warning from His­ tory. Documentary series examin­ ing how Germany allowed Hitler


8.25 9.25


10.25 10.55 11.25


" to come to power. (R) (C) Soul Deep: The Story of Black Popular Music. The rise of black popular music. (C) Conviction. The only suspect for the killing of Little Angela has been proven' innocent. (C) Have I Got News forYou. Come­ dy quiz show. (R) (C) ■ Never Mind the B u z z c o c k s . Comedy pop quiz. (R) (C) Rugby Special. John Inverdale presents the highlights.


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Ricky ‘The Hit Man’ Hatton, to bring viewers the best action and insight. Matt Smith will be roaming amongst the VIP guests and boxing fraternity.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Insektors. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (R) ■ (T) 9.25 Futurama. (R) 9.55 hit40uk. 10.25 Playing it Straight. (R) (T) 11.30 Friends.


■ (R) (T) 12.30 Pure T4.1.00 Point Pleas­ ant. (T) 2.00 C4 Racing. (T) 3.55 Reloca­ tion, Relocation. (R) (T) 5.00 Property Ladder. (R)(T) 6.00 Morgan and Platell. Piers Mor­ gan is joined by Amanda Platell for a political chat show. (T) ■


6.35 C4 News. (T) ^nLM:TKeDatii;Busters.';(19,54)2 iTh'e true and dramatic sto'ty^jThe|


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9.20 The 100 Greatest War F i lm i j " . The first half of a two-part show counting down The 100 Greatest War Films of all time as voted for by the British public. (T)


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3.25 4Music: Napster Live. 3.40 Popworid. (R) 4.25 hit40uk. (R) 4.50 The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. 5.10 Home Road Movies. (R) 5.20 Countdown. (R) (T)


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6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 cd:uk. 12.30 ITV News; Weather. 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.40 Spain G P 2 .1.10 FILM: Kid Galahad. (1962) Starring Elvis Presley, Gig Young, Charles Bronson. 3.00 Midsomer Murders. (R) 5.00 Granada News and Weather. 5.15 ITV News; Sports Results; Weather. ■ ' 5.30 Hit Me B aby One More Time. 911, Brother Beyond’s Nathan Moore, Princess, Kenny Thomas and Ultra Nate join Vernon Kay to perform both their greatest hit and a contemporary cover in a bid lor votes.


6.30 Celebrity Wrestling. This week’s matches feature the undefeated Kate Lawler against Jenny Powell, and Miohelle Heaton versus Annabel Croft, in the men’s com­ petition, Lee Sharpe has a new opponent.


7.45 Celebrity Stitch Up. This week, Ben Freeman gets shirty with a waiter. Tommy Walsh has a run-in


' with a taxi driver, Jonathan Wilkes is forced to do star jumps, and John Terry has ’bombs’ in his gar­ den.


8.15 Hit Me B aby One More Time Results. Vernon Kay reveals the result of tonight’s viewer vote to decide which one of tonight’s con­ testants will be going through to the grand final.


8.30 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. Chris Tarrant hosts the award-win­ ning quiz show in which contes­ tants can double their cash prize with each correct answer and win up to a million pounds.


9.30 ' Big Fight Live: Khan v Kindelan. Jim Rosenthal presents live cover­ age of the re-match between Amir Khan and Cuba’s Mario Kindelan


■ from the Reebok Stadium, Bolton, with analysis from Ricky Hatton.


10.45 News. The latest national and international news, plus national


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1.40 .The Magnificent Seven. (1997) Series based on the classic west­ ern, in which seven men roam the Wild West confronting injustice. Chris is thrown into jail when he intervenes in an innocent man’s


. arrest. (R)................


2.25 ■ cd:uk. Music chart show featuring the latest videos and live acts in the studio.


3.15 The P itts . US sitcom about an accident-prone family. The car turns out to be haunted and after


, falling in love with Faith, it takes , her off to Las Vegas to get mar- ried.(R)


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3.15 The Pitts. (R) 3.40 Entertainment Nowl. (R) 4.05 Meat Loaf in Profile. (R) 4.30 Cybernel. (R) 4.55 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 Bear in the House. (R) (T) 6.30 Save-Umsi. (R) 6.40 Bagpuss. (R) 6.55 Tickle, Patch and Friends. 7.20 Milk­ shake!. 7.25 Ebb and Flo. 7.30 Funky Valley. (R) 7.35 Noddy. (R) 7.50 Rolie Polie Olie. 8.25 Franklin. (R) 8.50 George Shrinks. (R) 9.25 The Secret of Eel Island. (T) 9.40 Aliens among Us. (R) 9.55 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (T) 10.25 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (R) (T010.55 Snobs. (R) (T) 11.30 A Different Life. (R) (T) 12.00 Rooted. (R) (T) 12.35 Andalusia; Legacy of the Moors. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T)


1.20 FILM: It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. (1963) Starring Spencer Tracy. (T) 4.10 FILM: Driving Miss Daisy. (1989) Starring Jessica Tandy, Morgan Freeman, Dan Aykroyd. (T) five news. (T)


6.00 6.25


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lide when his new assistant starts dat­ ing Gina. (T)


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8.30 Two and a Half Men. Charlie and Jake prepare to go on a double date.


9.00 There’s Something About Gerl. Documentary about former Spice Girl.


10.30 The Farm. With lamb births causing them sleepless nights, something’s got to give. (T)


11.20 Wor ld’s Wilde st P o lice V ide o s. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell. (R) (T)


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12.15 ITU Triathlon. 1.05 US Major League Baseball. 4.30 Portuguese Football. (R)


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi*5.7.35 Elmo's World. 7.50 The Forgotten Toys. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 6.30 Jibba Jabba. 6.40 Molly's Gang. 6.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 Just Shoot Me. 11.00 Celebrity Extra. 11.30 Charmed. 12.30 Will and Grace. 4.00 Life as We Know It. 5.00 Extreme Makeover UK. 6.00 Will and Grace. 7.00 Charmed. 8.00 The Swan. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Miami. 11.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.00 Melrose Place. 12.55 A Match Made in Heaven. 2.30 What Men Want. 3.00 Jim Carrey: Revealed. 3.50 The Nanny. 4.15 The Associates. 5.05 The Cosby Show. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI 6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping.'


-10.00 Farscape. 12.00 Ancient Prophecies. 1.00 Robot Wars. 2.00 Robot Wars. 3.00 Journey to the Center of the Earth. 5.00 Firefly. 6.00 Andromeda.


. 7.00 Medical Investigation. 8.00 Babylon 5: A Cal! - . to Arms. 10.00 Dark City. 11.55 Good vs Evil. 12.55 Good vs Evil. 1.55 Dark City. 4.00 Farscape. 5.00 Farscape. • •


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BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 In the Power of the Spirit. 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.00 Politics Show. 1.00 Bar­ gain Hunt. (R) (C) 1.30 The Father Dowling Mysteries. (C) 2.15 EastEnders. Johnny and Ruby relive the nightmare of their past when Ruby discovers the truth about Tina. Pauline’s obstinacy drives her family away. Chrissie believes she can regain control. (R) (C) H o lid a y 10 B est . Kate Thornton reveals the top ten holiday reports from the world’s wildest places - from camping with crocodiles in Australia to a tiger safari in northern India. (C) Final Score. Points of View. Terry Wogan pre­ sents viewers’ opinions on BBC pro­ grammes. (C) Songs of Praise. Diane Louise Jor­ dan celebrates Pentecost with inspi­ rational gospel music from the acclaimed London Community Gospel Choir and their special guest Ruby Turner. (C) Last of the Summer Wine. Auntie Wainwright has made a successful bid at the auction rooms. Unfortunate­ ly, she doesn’t know what it is, and when she finds out, she doesn’t know what to do with it. (C) Antiques Roadshow. Members of


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2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


The South Bank Show ITV1,11.05pm


The breadth of the sub­ jects covered on The South Bank Show is admittedly impressive, but generally a little obscure for the aver­ age viewer. Tonight’s affair, though, is certainly acces­ sible, as Meivyn Bragg talks to renowned, multi award-winning television writer Paul Abbott, author of Shameless, State of Play and Clocking Off among others. It is Abbott’s vivid child-


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hood memories and experi­ ences that formed the basis of his hit series Shameless 30 years later. Abbott talks candidly to Bragg about his depression at the age of 15.


CHANNEL 4


6.05 Making It. (R) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 French Football. 7.30 Thunder Racing at the Rock. 7.55 World Super­ bikes. 8.25 Vee-TV. (T) (Signed) 8.55 Urban Music Festival. (T) 9.25 Popworid. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed) 1.00 Friends. (R) (T) 1.35 The OC. (T) 3.40 StarTrek: Enterprise. (T) (T) 5.30 Airships. (T) 6.30 Time Team Special. The team is in London. (R) C4 News;. (T) Pioneer House. New reality show taking three families and seven individuals back to 1628 to build a working British colony. As sick­ ness spreads, the novely wanes for some participants. (T) The 100 Greatest War Films. The concluding hall of the two- part show counting down The 100 Greatest War Films of all time as voted for by the British public. (T)


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9.00


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Planet’s Funniest Ani­ mals. 9.55 Celebrity Wrestling. (R) 11.10 Survival Special. (R) 12.10 Sunday Sup­ plement. 12.45 Jonathan Dimbleby includ­ ing Lunchtime News and Weather. 1.40 Granada News and Weather. 1.45 FILM: Ever After: A Cinderella Story. (1998) Star­ ring Anjelica Huston, Drew Barrymore, Dougray Scott. 3.55 The Real Billy Elliot Diaries. 4.25 World Rally Championship. 5.25 Deep Jungle. New hi-tech wildlife series Investigating the wildlife of the world’s jungles. This episode includes the first ever footage of the elusive Sumatran tiger. (R)


6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news.


7.00 Emmerdale. Sadie is snubbed and left in the cold by Tom. Jack stands, his ground against the Kings. With Viv away, Donna gets the chance to play.


7.30 Coronation Street. An emotional day lor Jamie as he comes face to face with a woman from his past. Rita delivers some home truths to a broken Sally. It rains then it pours for weather-girl Candice.


8.00 Heartbeat. Peggy sets aside her pitchfork for glamour in the hope of charming a wealthy vridower. The local community is up in arms when a famous homicide case is reopened.


9.00 W illiam and Mary. William is asked by a young boy to conduct a ceremony for his father who has drowned at sea. Mary Is asked to help the partner of a pregnant woman who is in a coma.


10.00 Town and Country. Two families change their lifestyles lor one


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3.30 French Football: Le Championnat. 5.20 Countdown. (R) (T)


11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


11.05 The South Bank Show. Writer Paul Abbott talks to Meivyn Bragg about his tumultuous childhood, his breakthrough as a writer of Coronation Street, and his series State of Play and Clocking Off.


12.05 It’s My Life. Terry Christian hosts a discussion programme which looks at issues affecting young people. This programme looks at religion, and asks is there a God or is faith just a delusion?.


12.45 Essentials of Faith. Tom Baker narrates a series that examines the main religions of the world, looking at what makes up their core, non-negotiable beliefs. This first programme explores Hin­ duism.


1.10 The Paul O’Grady Show. (R) 2.05 Trisha. (R) 3.00 Today with Des and Mel.' (R) 3.55 Loose Women. (R) 4.30 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Halle Berry... Love Chain. 9.45 Justin Timberlake... It’s Good to Be. 10.10 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 11.10 Celebrity Wrestling: Bring It On. 12.10 American Idol. 1.30 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.20 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.45 Celebrity Wrestling. 8.00 American Idol. 8.50 American Idol. 9.20 Threesome. 11.10 Coronation Street. 11.40 Footballers’ Wives TV. 12.40 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.10 Million


.Dollar Babes. 1.40 Sally Jessy Raphael. 2.20 Teleshopping. 4.20 ITV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival.7.50 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. 8.45 Raffles. 9.45 Second Thoughts. 10.45 Surgical Spirit 11.50 Homo to Roost. 12.50 Raffles. 1.55 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. 3.00 Carry On Abroad. 4.45 Second Thoughts. 5.15 Second Thoughts. 5.50 Heartbeat. 6.50 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Kings and Queens. 9.00 Bait 11.00 An Audience with Freddie Stan*. 12.05 An Audience with Bob Monkhouse. 1.10 Raffles. 2J20 Teleshopping. 3.20 Emmerdale Omnibus.


SKY MOVIES 1


6.15 Moonstruck. (1967) 6.00 Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams. (2002) 10.00 Sky Movies News. 10.30 Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over. (2003) 12.05 Moonstruck. (1987) 2.05 A Walk to Remember. (2002) 4.00 Spy Kids 2:The Island of Lost Dreams. (2002) 6.00 Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over. (2003) 7.30 Quiz. 6.00 Love Actually. (2003) 10.20 Gangs of New York. (2002) 1.10 Polish Wedding. (199B) 3.00 Deathwatch. (2002) 4.40 A V/alk to Remember. (2002)


SKY MOVIES 2


7.00 Life with Mikey. (1993) 8.40 The Way She Moves. (2001) 10.15 Staying Alive. (1983) 12.00 The Lost Treasure of Sawtooth island. (1999) 1.55 Life with Mikey. (1993) 3.50 The Way She Moves. (2001) 5.40 Sky Movies News. (2001) 6.10 Staying Alive. (1983) 8.00 Basic. (2003) 9.45 Daredevil. (2003) 11.35 Battlestar Galactica. (2003) 2.40 Moving. (1988) 4.25 The Lost Treasure of Sawtooth Island. (1999)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00The Gold Rush. (1942) 7.15 In Old Chicago. (1938) 6.55 The Unforgivcn. (1960) 11.00 The Gold Rush. (1942) 12.20 The Command. (1954) 2.00 The War Lord. (1965) 4.05 In Old Chicago. (1938) 6.00 The Unforglven. (1950) 8.00 Sophie’s Choice. (1982) 10.45 The Kid Stays in the Picture. (2002) 12.25 The Command. (1954) 2.05 Adam at 6am. (1970) 3.50 The War Lord. (1965)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 6.30 Conference Football. 7.30 Spanish Football. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Live Football League. 2.00 Ford Football Special. 5.15 Uve Football League. 8.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 8.30 Football First: Game ol the Day. 10.15 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 11.45 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 1.15 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 2.45 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 4.15 Football First: Match Choice. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 US Tour Golf. 9.00 Big Fight Special. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Gillette World Sport. 1.00 Uve Cricket. 7.00 Live International Cricket. 10.30 British Superbikes. 2.00 US Tour Golf. 5.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Rugby'Union Update. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterburn. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 11.00 Sailing. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Motocross. 1.00 Live British Superbikes. 4.30 Moto + . 5.00 Big Rght Special. 6.30 Uve Super League. 8.30 Spanish Football. 10.30 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn. 11.30 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Velocity. 0.30 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Heat. 1.30-Spanish Football. 2.30 Football League. 4.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Gooooall. 7.45 Rally World Championship. 8.15 Live World Touring Car Championship. 8.45 Live MotoGP. 9.15 Uve MotoGP. 9.45 Live MotoGP. 11.00 Live MotoGP. 12,30 Uve MotoGP. 2.00 Uve World Touring Car Championship. 4.00 MotoGP. 6.00 Football: Serie A. 8.15 Motor Sport. 9.15 Rally World Championship. 9.45 Motorsports Weekend. 10.30 Tennis. 0.00 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 0.30 Close.


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon. 7.30 Stingray. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 11.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 12.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.00 America's Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager, 4.00 Star Trek: Vcyager. 5.00 The Premiership's Greatest... Moments. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Father bl the Pride. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 24. 10.00 Nip/Tuck. 11.00 Sex, Ues and Politics. 12.00 Lav/ and Order. 1.00 Britain’s Hardest. 1.50 Next Action Star. 2.40 The 1970s Office. 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Pokemon. 5.35 Stingray.


UKTV GOLD


6.05 Monarch of the Gien. 7.05 Doctor Who Omnibus. 9.00 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 9.20 Miss Marple. 11.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 12.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 1.00 Last of the Summer Wine. 1.40 Steploe and Son. 2.20 Steptoe and Son. 3.00 Steptoe and Son. 3.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 4.20 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 4.40 Miss Marple. 7.00 Steptoe and Son. 7.40 Steploe and Son. 8.20 Steploe and Son. 9.00 Jonathan Creek. 10.05 One Foot in the Grave. 10.50 One Fool in the Grave. 11.25 Jonathan Creek. 12.30 Sharpe. 2.35 Room 101.3.15 Room 101.3.50 Weakest Link. 4.40 Charlie's Angels. 5.35 Neighbours.


BBC THREE


7.00 Doctor Who. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.00 The House of Tiny Tearaways with Tanya Byron. 9.00 Generation Jedi. 10.00 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. 11.00 The House of U n y Tearaways with Tanya Byron, 11.30 Two Pints of • Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.00 Swiss Toni. 12.30 Monkey Dust. 1.00 The House of Tiny


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