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7.00 Zolar. (2004) 8.30 Dunston Checks In. (1996) 10.00 Peter Cottontail: The Movie. (2005) 11.35 It Had to Be You. (2000) 1.25 Dunston Cheeks in. (1996) 3.10 Peter Cottontail: The Movie. (2005) 4.45 It Had to Be You. (2000) 6.30 Sky Movies News. 7?80 Spider-Man 2. (2004) 9.10 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. (2003) 11.00 Kill Bill: Vol 1. (2003) 12.55 Polish Wedding. (1998) 2.45 A Murder ot Crows. (1998) 4.30 Zolar. (2004)


SKY MOVIES 2


7.25 Terror Peak. (2003) 9.25 Restless Spirits. (1999) 11.25 Sky Movies News. 12.00 Scooby*Doo and the Loch Ness Monster. (2004) 1.30 Baby of the Bride. (1991) 3.10 Restless Spirits. (1999)4.55 Scooby-Doo and the Loch Ness Monster. (2004) 6.20 Baby of the Bride. (1991) 8.00 Laws of Attraction. (2004) 9.40 Something's Gotta Give. (2003) 11.55 Jackass: The Movie. (2002) 1.30 Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever. (2002) 3.10 Moving. (1988) 4.45 Terror Peak. (2003)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 It Happened One Night. (1934) 8.00 Judgment at Nuremberg. (1961) 11.00 It Happened One Night. (1934) 1.00 Lost Horizon. (1937) 3.15 Mr Smith Goes to Washington. (1939) 5.30 Judgment at Nuremberg. (1961) 6.30 Play Dirty. (1969) 10.30 The Boys from Brazil. (1978) 12.40 Conquest of the Planet of the Apes. (1972) 2.15 It Came From Hollywood. (1982) 3.40 Lost Horizon. (1937)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics. 6.30 Premier League Preview Show. 7.00 Soccer AM's All Sports. 7.55 U Can Do It. 8.00 Champions League Weekly. 8.30 Premier League Preview. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Live Football League. 2.00 Live International Football. 11.00 Super League. 1.00 International Football Special. 3.30 Champions League Weekly 4.00 Super League.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Super League. 0.00 Live International Rugby Union. 10.30 Rugby Union: NPC. 12.30 International Rugby Union. 2.00 Live Rugby Union: Currie Cup. 6.00 Live Super League. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.00 European Seniors Tour Golf. 4.00 Motor Racing: Catetham. 4.30 Wild Spirits. 5.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Race World. 7.00 International Football. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: TTio Bottom Une. 11.55 U Can Do It. 12.00 Live Euro Tour Golf. 4.00 European Seniors Tour Golf. 7.00 Sailing: America's Cup. 7.30 Motor Racing: Caterham. 8.00 International Rugby Union. 9.30 U Can Do It. 9.35 Cricket: C & G Trophy. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 International Rugby Union. 3.30 Cricket: C & G Trophy. 4.55 U Can Do It. 5.00 ICC Cricket World. 5.30 Sailing: America's Cup.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Tennis: US Open. 9.00 Beach Volleyball World Tour. 9.30 Rov/ing. 11.00 Cycling: Tour of Spain. 12.00 Tennis: US Open. 2.30 Live Cycling: Tour ol Spain. 3.00 Live Cycling: Tour of Spain. 4.45 World Superbikes. 5.45 Live Tennis: US Open. 7.00 Uve International Football. 9.00 Live Tennis: US Open.


SKY SPORTS EXTRA


6.00 Tight Lines. 7.00 Sportnation. 8.00 Max Povrer. 9.00 Racing News. 10.00 Sailing: America's Cup. 10.30 Live Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Sailing: America's Cup. 1.00 Tennis: US Open. 4.00 Live Tennis: US Open. 12.00 Live Tennis: US Open. 4.00 Adventure Racing. 5.00 Champions League Weekly. 5.30 Sports Adventure.


SKY ONE


6.00 Little Monsters. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Yu-Gi*Oh! Waking the Dragons. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Oliver Beene. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 Futurama. 11.30 Malcolm In the Middle. 12.00 Stargate SG-1. 1.00 Oliver Beene. 1.30 Kirst/s Home Videos. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generalion. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Ultimate Super Heroes. 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsorts. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. 8.00 Inside Ultimate Tornado. 9.00 Cruise with Stelios. 10.00 Road Wars. 11.00 How Not To Die. 12.00 Stargate SG-1.1.00 24. 1.50 Is Harry on the Boat? 2.40 Aggro. 3.30 Relic Hunter. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Dangerfield. 8.00 Doctor Who Special - Carn'rval of Monsters. 8.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 9.20 Open All Hours. 10.00 Open All Hours. 10.40 Open All Hours. 11.20 Open All Hours. 12.00 Open All Hours. 12.40 Open All Hours. 1.20 Open All Hours. 2.00 Open All Hours. 2.40 Open All Hours. 3.20 Open All Hours. 4.00 Open All Hours. 4.40 Open All Hours. 5.20 Open All Hours. 6.00 Open All Hours. 6.40 Open All Hours. 7.20 Open AH Hours. 8.00 The Thin Blue Line. 8.40 The Thin Blue Line. 9.20 The Thin Blue Line. 10.00 Vims. 12.00 Shooting Stars. 12.40 Shooting Stars. 1.15 Have I Got News for You. 2.25 The Thin Blue Line. 3.35 Last of the Summer Wine. 4.10 The A-Team. 5.05 The A-Team.


BBC THREE


7.00 Three's Outtakes. 7.20 Doctor Who (Confidential. 7.50 He's Having a Baby. 6.25 The Week the Women Went. 9.25 Uttie Britain. 9.55 The Mighty Boosh. 10.25 Road Trip. 11.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.55 Who the P** is Pete Doherty? 1.50 Blood on the Turntable. 2.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmsrdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronalion Street Omnibus. 2S5 Movies Now. 3.05 Dale My Daughter. 3.45 The Xlra Factor. 4.45 Movies Now. 4.S5 Holiday Showdown. 6.00 Junior Eurovision 2005: UK Final. 7.00 Package Holiday Undercover. 6.00 The Xtra Factor. 9.00 Junior Eurovision 2005: UK Rnal Result. 9.30 Drew Barrymore... Love Chain. 10.00 Discomania 2 Don't Stop tho Music. 11.00 Baddiet and Skinner Unplanned. 11.30 The X Factor. 12.35 The Xtra Factor. 1.30 Poor Little Rich Girls. 2.00 Emmerdala Omnibus. 420 Teleshopping. 5.50 nV2 Nightscreea.


ITV3


6.00 Outside Edge. 6.25 Outside Edge. 6.55 Second thoughts. 7.20 Home to Roost. 7S0 Home to Roost. 820 Rising Damp. 9.25 Mapp and Lucia. 10.30 Outside Edge. 11.35 Second Thoughts. 12.35 Home to RoosL 1.40 Rim RIe. 1.50 Kavanagh QC. 325 Rising Damp. 4.55 Mapp and Lucia. 6.00 Robin of Sherwood. 7.00 Dandelion Dead. 9.00 Kavanagh 00.10.35 Lady Audley’s Secret. 12.35 The Bill. 3.40 Teleshopping. 5.40 ITV3 Nighlscreen.


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Titch. 7.45 Molly’s Gang. 6.00 Barney and Friends. 0.30 Buzz and Poppy. 6.40 Elmo's Worid. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 The Restaurant. 1.45 Free Willy. 3.20 Beyonce: Style Star. 3.50 Celebrity Extra. 4.15 Charmed. 6.05 Extreme Makeover UK. 7.05 Will and Grace. 8.00 America’s Next Top Model. 9.00 Most Haunted Live. 12.00 Most Haunted Live: Your Say. 1.00 Most Haunted: Pendle Hell. 3.00 Ghost Stories. 3.30 Charlie Sheen: Revealed. 420 Secret Suburbia. 4.45 E Love. 5.10 Happy Family. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Robot Wars: The Sixth Wars. 12.00 The Outer Limits. 2.00 The Pretender. 4.00 Roswell. 5.00 Roswell. 6.00 Roswell. 7.00 Roswell. 8.00 Babylon 5: The Gathering. 10.00 Ghost Story. 12.00 Mortal Kombal II: Annihilation. 1.50 Dark Angel. 2.45 Dark Angel. 3.40 The Outer Limits. 4.35 The Outer Limits. 5.30 Ray Bradbury Theatre.


Spider-Man 2, Sky Movies 1,7pm Two years have passed, and the mild-mannered Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) faces new challenges as he struggles with “the gift and the curse”, desperately trying to bal­ ance his dual identities as the web- slinging superhero Spidei^Man and his life as a college student. Tor­ mented by his secrets, Peter finds that his relationships with all those


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for M J (Kirsten Dunst) becomes even stronger as he fights the^ impulse to reveal his secret life and declare his love.^


n “"■'aveling. His life-long yearning r*'1?.T B and home cinema contact the soecia ists... I I . the specialists.. . . . . . r , , S A H JM )A Y ; - S E E y E M B E I t 3 R I ^ ^ BBC1


6.00 The Story Makers. (C) 6.20 The Story Makers. (C) 6.45 Postman Pat. (R) (C) 7.00 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.25 Dennis the Menace. (R) (C) 7.50 Watch My Chops. (R) (C) 8.10 Yvon of the Yukon. (R) (C) 8.35 The Fairly Odd Parents. (R) (C) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) 10.30 The Basil Brush Show. (R) (C) 10.55 What's New Scooby-Doo? (C) 11.15 The Story of Tracy Beaker. (R) (C) 11.30 CBBC Show Seleota. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C) 1.00 Grandstand. (C) 1.05 Rowing. 1.10 Rac­ ing from Haydock Park. 1.25 Rowing. 1.40 Racing from Haydock Park. 1.55 Rowing. 2.10 Racing from Haydock Park. 2.25 Rowing. .05


_ BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) r 3.25 FILM: Rbmariclng the Stone. (1984)] r V ;V-.F3st-paced action comedy in which a ;


kv - romance writer.is hurled Into a real-- life adyentureln Colombia when'she-


ki-.'Avt-'Joins a mercenary in pursuit.of al i p r i c e l e s s gem. Starring Michael Dou-| • v.i v. glas, Kathleen Turner, Danny DeVito, t (C ) _


5.05 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.25 Only Fools and Horses. Christmas special of the classic sitcom from 1989 as Del, Rodney and Uncle Albert lake their mates on a disas­ trous day trip to Margate. (R) (C)


6.50 He’s Having a Baby. Davina McCall follows eight young men on their jour­ ney to becoming first time fathers. The dads stage a fairy party in the woods for 25, five year old girls. (C)


7.50 The National Lottery: In It to Win It. Dale Winton presents a quiz show in which five contestants must continue to give correct answers if they are to hold on to their share of a cash jack­ pot. (C)


8.35 My Family. Domestic sitcom about long-suffering dentist Ben Harper and his family - wife Susan, layabout eldest son Nick, daughter Janey and precocious youngest Michael. (R) (C)


9.25 News; Weather. (C) 9.45 Dalziel and Pascoe. (2002) Detec­ tive drama series. Pascoe attends the v/edding ol a childhood friend but cel­ ebrations are cut short when a guest is found dead, (R) (C)


11.15 FILM: Bounce. (2000) Romantic drama about an advertising executive:


, who falls in love with a young widow ’


f;: _ but fails to tell her that he \vas ftartly; I responsible'for hehhusband’s death, j Starring Ben Affleck', Gwyneth.Pal-; trosv, Joe Morton. (C)


^ 1.00 joins BBC News 24. The X Factor, ITV1, 7pm


Belfast is the destination for. the latest round of auditions. Judges Simon Cowell, Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh, accompanied by presenter Kate Thornton continue their search for the UK’s next singing sensation. A total of 75,000 people have applied to take part in this year’s show, all willing to brave the withering criticism of the judges • and in particular the notorious Mr Cowell • for their shot at the big time. So has he been underwhelmed by the talent on show so far? Not a bit of it...


BBC2


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Gary Rhodes’s New British Classics. (R) (C) 10.30 Rachel’s Favourite Food. (2004) (C) 11.00 This Land. (R) (C) 11.30 The Flying Gardener. (R) (C) 11.40 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 12.25 Talking Movies. (C) 12.50 FILM: Quo Vadis? (1951) Star­ ring Robert Taylor, Deborah Kerr. (C) 3.35 The Rockford Files. (R) (C) 4.20 Monk. (C) 5.05 The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes. 6.00 Flog It! (R)(C) 7.00 BBC Proms 2005: Prom 66 - Vaughan Williams/Berlioz. Live from the Royal Albert Hall, Charles Hazlewood introduces a Prom by the combined forces of students from New York’s Julliard School and London’s Royal Academy of Music. (C)


9.00 Dunkirk. Docudrama following events at Dunkirk in May and


.......... . June 1940. (R)(C),...... 10.00 FILM: The McKenzie Break. ;


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(1970) Action drama set during ’ ;WoridWar II about German PoWs • imprisoned in Camp'McKenzie iri'; tho Scottish Highlands. (C) J; ' ::'■


11.45 FILM: Heaven. (1998) Thriller in


;; ;vyhich.a gambling addict contests .; custody of his son with his


; “ ; , ; :.eslranged wife. Starring Martin tS:: Donovan. Danny Edwards. (C) ■ 1.25 Days That Shook the World. (R) (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE


6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 The Save-Ums! (R) 7.25 Elmo's World. (R) 7.40 Make Way for Noddy. (R) 7.50 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) 8.25 Roobarb and Custard Too. (R) (T) 8.35 Franklin. (R) 9.05 George Shrinks. (R) 9.40 Beyblade. (T) 10.00 Dragon Booster. 10.30 The Tribe. (T) 11.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.30 FILM: Paint Your VJagon. (1969) Starring Lee Marvin, Clint Eastwood, Jean Seberg. (T) 4.25 FILM: Knight Rider 2010. (1995) Starring Richard Paul, Michael Beach, Hudson Leick. (T)


6.10 FILM: Spies like Us. (1985) Cold War comedy in which two bureaucrats are chosen by the CIA for a top-secret mission, unaware they are only


• decoys intended to allow real spies to gain control of a missile. Starring Chevy Chase, Dan Aykroyd, Steve Forrest. (T)


8.00 Charmed. Supernatural drama. (R) 8.45 five news. (T) 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Forensic drama series. (R) (T)


10.00 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. In this episode o( the police drama series, the pregnant wife of a psychiatrist is found unconscious and bleeding with her foetus missing. (T)


10.55 The Shield. Hard-hitting crime drama. 11.55 UltlmatePoker.com Showdown.. 12.55 Law and Order. (R) (T) 1.55 FILM: Improper Conduct. (1994) Starring Steven Bauer. (T) 3.35 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) 3.40 Sunset Beach. (T) 4.25 Beverly Hills, 90210. (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T)


' ITV1 ! '


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 FI; Italian Grand Prix Qualifying. 1.10 ITV News; Weather. 1.20 Granada News and Weath­ er. 1 .M The Planet’s Funniest Animals. (R) 1.45 British Touring Cars Championship. 2.45 The X Factor, (R) 3.45; 'FILM:,'Addams Family Reunibri.;; - (1997) Black comedy which sees ; . the oddball Addams clan receive


, an invitation to a family reunion. But it soon becomes clear that a spelling mistake has united them . with the wrong family. Starring Tim >


The hard-to-impress judge has declared standards this year as 'better by far’. Praise indeed, but will he still be so complimentary after watching the latest round of hopefuls?


CHANNEL 4


6.00 The Cubeez. (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 French Football: Le Champi- onnat. 7.30 Freesports on 4.8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.50 The Guardian Sport Talk Show. (T) 9.55 The Cricket Show. (T) 10.40 One-Day Cricket: C & G Trophy Final. (T) 2.15 One-Day Cricket and Channel 4 Racing. 4.10 One-Day Cricket: C & G Trophy Final. Live coverage from Lord’s of the C & G Trophy Final. (T)


6.30 C4 News; Sport and weather. (T) 7.00 The Worst Jobs in History. Doc­ umentary. Tony Robinson investi­ gates employment opportunities in Victorian Britain during the Industrial Revolution. (R) (T)


8.00 The Road to 9/11. Documentary which charts the history of the Islamic World over the last 80 years. (T)


12.05 Eurolrash. (R) (T) 12.35 Playstation Freedom Weekender. 1.40 One-Day Cricket. 2.10 4Play: Royksopp. (R) (T) 2.30 4Play:The Kills. (R) (T) 2.45 FILM: She’s So Lovely. (1997) Starring Sean Penn, Robin Wright Penn, John Travolta. (T) 4.35 Scrapheap Challenge. (R) (T) 5.35 Spider-Man. (R) (T)


9.00 The Ultimate Film. John Cleese presents a countdown ol the 100 most successful films. Part one reveals numbers 100 to 51. (R) (T)


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5.30 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


5.45 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.


6.00 It Shouldn’t Happen to a Royal Reporter. A behind-the-scenes look al the challenges and pitfalls involved in reporting on the royal family, featuring interviews with Jennie Bond, Nicholas Owen and Jonathan Maitland. (R)


7.00 The X Factor. Judges Simon Cowell, Sharon Osborne and Louis Walsh continue to whittle down the contestants vying lor a recording contract in auditions in Belfast.


8.00 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Cops and Robbers. Chris Tarrant hosts the second ol two shows in which stars from The Bill and Bad Girls join forces. Stars include Andrew Lancel, Lisa Maxwell, James Gaddas and Victoria Alcock. (R)


9.00 Discomania 2. A celebration of disco music, as contemporary artists re-interpret classic 70s dance tunes. Featuring Gloria Gaynor singing Never Can Say Goodbye and I Will Survive.


10.00 News. The latest national and


international news, plus national weather.


10.15 Ron Howard: An Introduction to Cinderella Man. Director Ron Howard talks about his new movie Cinderella Man, the boxing drama set in Depression-era America, and starring Russell Crowe and Renee Zellweger.


10.25 FILM: Backdraff. (1991) Blazing >


, , out around their town. Starring Kurt Russell, William Baldwin, Robert De Niro.


12.55 FILM: Fear. (1996) Tense drama in which a teenage romance turns to a deadly obsession which threatens to destroy a young


• womanandherwholefamily.Star- .. .ringMarkWahlberg. _


2.35 The Island European Premiere. Jenni Falconer reports from the European premiere of the sci-fi, cloning adventure. (R)


3.00 The Magnificent Seven. (R) 3.45 Entertainment Now! (R) 4.10 Cybernet. (R) 4.35 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV News.


■ . thriller about the rivalry between a , pair of fire-fighting brothers while a


- series of.suspicious fires breaks; BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 News 24 Sunday. (C) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.00 Call My Bluff. (R) (C) 11.30 Countrylile. (C) 12.00 Cash in the Attic. (R) (C) 1.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 1.05 Keeping Up Appear­ ances. (R) (C) 1.35 FILM: Diagnosis Murder. 3.05 EastEnders. Rumours spread across the Square following the grim discov­ ery in the Vic. As Sharon struggles to come to terms with her father's death, ■ Sam protests her innocence. Starring Kim Medcalf, Lelitia Dean, Tracy-Ann Oberman. (C)


4.55 Feints of View. Terry Wogan pre­ sents viewers’ opinions on BBC pro­ grammes. (C)


5.10 Songs of Praise. Aled Jones is in Blackpool with Jimmy Osmond and Cannon & Ball. He discovers the phi­ losophy behind the Pleasure Beach and meets Worid Cup footballer and local lad Jimmy Armfield. (C)


5.45 Last of the Summer Wine. Sitcom. Truly, Clegg and Billy Hardcaslle find their skills are needed to help Tom and Smiler locate the source of a squeak on their handcart. (R) (C)


6.15 Rolf on Art; Gainsborough. Series in which Rolf Harris explores influen­ tial artists. He delves into the life and work of portrait artist Thomas Gains­ borough. (C)


6.45 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team are at Lichfield Cathe­ dral in the Midlands. Among the items brought to light are a small statue thought to be from the tomb of Tutankhamun. (C)


7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 The Truth about Killer Dinosaurs. Bill Cddie constructs life-sized, bio­ mechanical replicas as he presents an imaginary battle between top dinosaurs velociraptors and anky- losaurs. (C)


9.00 Waking the Dead. Police drama. (R) (C)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Waking the Dead. Police drama. (R)


; 11.20 FIU/I: Where the Money Is. (2000); Romantic come.dy-adventure about an invalided crook who ignites the Imagination of his bored nurse and enlists her help tn planning ajife-; 1 ' changing robbery Stanfng Paul New-,;


12.40 The Si^ at Night. (C) 1.05 Joins BBC News 24.


’ man, Linda Rorentino, Dermot Mul- (C) -


(C)


The Truth About Killer Dinosaurs, BBC1,8pm


The programme, presented by Bill Oddie, tracks down the real raptor and finds it had feathers. Not only did the two.legged flesheater look more like a bird than a lizard, but Velociraptor nailed its victims with a far swifter strike than a slash to the stomach. Velociraptor (pictured) could be described as the scariest dinosaur in the world - ever. Armed with huge disembowelling claws, as sharp as steak knives, it guts its prey with a single sweep of its powerful legs. The programme also introduces a battle tank-


BBC2


6.00 The Story Makers. (R) (C) 6.20 The Story Makers. (R) (C) 6.45 Postman Pat. (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.10 Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.00 Sunday Past Times. (C) 11.30 Properly People Shorts. (R) (C) 12.00 Gardeners’ World. (R) (C) 12.30 Wild Africa. (R) (C) 1.20 Sunday Grand­ stand. (C) 1.45 European Disability Athlet­ ics Championships. 2.15 Rowing. 3.15 Burghley Horse Trials. 4.45 Road Run­ ning: the Women’s Challenge. 5.15 Weak­ est Link. (C) 5.00 The World Music Awards 2005. (C) 7.00 Top of the Pops. (C) 7.35 Malcolm In the Middle. Sitcom (C)


8.00 Ray Mears’ Bushcraft. Ray Mears explores the world ol bushcraft (R) (C)


9.00 RestorationtThe Story Unfolds. Gryff Rhys Jones revisits endan­ gered historic buildings. (C)


10.00 Dead Ringers. Topical sketch show double bill. (R) (C)


11.00 Arrested Development. Comedy series. (C)


11.20 FILMtThe Life and Times of , ;. . Judge Roy Bean (1972) Tongue- i . - In-cheek western. Starring Paul |


, Newman, Jacqueline Bisset, Ava) Gardner (C) ,,


T.20 Days That Shook the World. (R) (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (C)


FIVE


6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 6.30 Oswald. (R) 6.40 Titch. 6.55 The Save-Ums! (R) 7.20 Elmo’s World. (R) 7.35 Make Way for Noddy. (R) 7.50 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) 8.25 Sailor Sid. (R) 8.30 Roo­ barb and Custard Too. (R) (T) 8.40 Franklin. (R) 9.05 George Shrinks. (R) 9.40 Wishbone. (R) 10.15 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (T) 10.45 Billie, Giri from the Future. (T) 11.15 The Adventures of Sinbad. (R) (T) 12.10 Rooted. (T) 12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.05 five news update. (T) 1.15 FILM: Drums Across


the River. (1954) Starring Audie Murphy, Lisa Gaye, Lyle Beitger. (T) 2.30 FILM: Shadow Makers. (1989) Starring Paul Newman, Dwight Schultz, Bonnie Bedelia. (T) 4.45 Two and a Half Men. (R) (T) 5.10 Two and a Half Men. (R) (T) 5.40 live news. (T) 5.55 ; FILM:The Karate Kid III. (1989) Mar­ tial arts drama in which a boy trained in the martial arts is alienated from his mentorjust when he needs to prepare


1,; , for a showdown with his arch-enemy; Starring Ralph Macohio (T)


8.00 S!;FILM: The Hdise Whisperer. (1998); !r.'';>;®i'Stylish rbrfiantio.drama; set iri the; ' mountainous Montana landscape, ' - ^ about a woman v/ho finds herself * ' falling in love with a rancher with a . reputation for healing traumatised ani-j


KV;;’ vi;.mals. Stam'rig Rdbe.rt Redford; Kristin- i, ■ . Scott Thomas, Scarlett Joharisspn, (T), 11.15 Premature Burial. Documentary. (R) 12.20 ITU Triathlon. 1.05 US Major League Baseball Live. 4.05 Motorsport Mundial. (R) 4.30 Dutch Football. (R)


LIVING TV S A T E H . I T E P I C K O F T H E P A


Under The Tuscan Sun, Sky Movies 2,8pm


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Author Frances Mayes (Diane Lane) is depressed following her divorce from an unfaithful husband. When her lesbian friend Patti (Sandra Oh) offers Frances a ticket on a gay tour of Italy, Frances accepts and becomes the sole straight member


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Tilch. 7.45 Mofiy's Gang. 6.00 Barney & Friends. 8.30 Buzz & Poppy. 8.40 Elmo's World. 8.55 Barney & Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Dr 90210. 11.30 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 America's Next Top Model. 4.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 5.00 Will and Grace. 6.00 The Biggest Loser. 7.00 Showbiz Moms and Dads. 8.00 Extreme Makeover. 9.00 Most Haunted Live. 12.00 Most Haunted Live: Your Say. 1.00 Most Haunted. 3.00 Ghost Stories. 3.30 David Schwtmmer: Revealed. 4.20 Secret Suburbia. 4.45 £ Love. 5.10 Happy Family. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


of the group. During a stop-off in Tuscany, Frances falls in love with a crumbling villa owned by a stern Contessa. Satisfied that God has given his approval to Frances, the Contessa sells the villa and Frances begins the mammoth task of renovation.


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6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 The Pretender. 11.00 The Prelender. 12.00 Babylon 5: The Gathering. 2.00 The Dead Zone. 3.00 The Dead Zone. 4.00 Andromeda. 5.00 Andromeda. 6.00 Code Name: Eternity. 7.00 Code Name: Eternity. 8.00 Once Bitten. 10.00 Ufeforco. 12.10 The Dead Zone. 1.10 The Dead Zone. 2.10 Deep Red. 3.45 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.15 The Pretender. 5.10 The Pretender.


, ITV1


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 The Championship. 10.25 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. (R) 10.50 cd:uk. 11.50 ITV News; Weather. 11.55 Granada News and Weather. 12.00 FI: Italian Grand Prix Live. 3.00 Creature Comforts. (R) 3.15 Too Many Cooks. Jeni Garnett presides as the winning teams fight it out over a three-course final.


like Ankylosaur, the ultimate defended dinosaur. With its armour-plated skin and vicious, bone-crushing tail club, the stupidest dinosaur of all time might have been more than a match for a fleet-footed Mongolian Marauder. Or was it?


CHANNEL 4


5.00 The Cubeez. (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) (Audio Described and Signed) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 7.55 British Superbikes. 8.25 Chinese Skateaway. (T) 8.55 Futurama. (R) (T) 9.25 Faking ll:TheT4 Specials. (R) (T) 10.35 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed for the hard of hearing) 1.15 Pop- world; McFly Special. (T) 2.20 Playstation Freedom Weekender. (T) 4.00 Friends. (R) (T)


>' 4.30-'; FILM: Butch Cassidy and the > Sundance Kid (1969) Oscar-win-


, , ' • nitig western. Starring Paul New- man, Robert Redtord (T) , ‘


6.30 Lost. US adventure series about the stranded survivors of a plane crash. (R)(T)


7.30 C4 News; Sport and weather. (T) 8.00 The Ultimate Film. John Cleese concludes the countdown of the 100 most successful films. Part two reveals the top 50. (R) (T)


:'11.05 'FILM:; Gattaca. (1997) Sci-fi f thriller set in a world where genet--; ic modification has created a :


‘ class of perfect jieople. A janitor,' ) who wants to be an astronaut,


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conspires to enter the space pro- ’ gramme. Starring Ethan Hawke.- i ;


i.10 Eurotrash. (R) 1.40 WorldTouring Car Championships. 2.35 World Superbikes. 3.30 KOTV. 4.00 Going To Extremes: The Silk Routes. 5.00 Scrapheap Challenge. (R)


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4.00 Fat Families. Three overweight families battle it out to shed the most combined weight over six months. This week, the experts get sneaky to expose the families’ con­ tinued bad habits.


4.30 Animal Arrivals. Today, Jemma meets puppies set to be trained as hearing dogs, and Tony encoun­ ters the new recruits in training to join the canine police force.


5.00 The Real Good Life. The three families gather to mark the end of the self-sufficiency experiment. Steve and Lisa want to sell up and move to the country so they can live ‘the good life’ lor ever.


5.30 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


5.45 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news, plus national weather.


6.00 Sharks - The Silent Killers. Part of Bite Night. Documentary profile of nature’s ultimate killing machine, featuring spectacular footage of sharks patrolling the ocean depths, and unique CGI animations.


7.00 Emmerdale. Diane tries to help Louise celebrate her birthday, but things go wrong. Blamed for his Dad’s loss in status, a guilty Max turns to drink. Val pins all her hopes on Hotton FM.


7.30 Coronation Street. Claire volun­ teers to stand up to gobby Janice. Gail is horrified when she discov­ ers that Phil the foot fiddler has a hidden agenda. Nathan causes a stir with one of the Websters.


8.00 Sharks on Trial. Bite Night. A look at the relationship between man and shark, featuring stunning shark footage, eyewilnees accounts, dramatic reconstruc­ tions and expert interviews.


r l0.00“ FILM: Jaws."(1975) Steven Spiel-’; !> berg’s scary chiller about a coastal;


9.00 Celebrity Shark Balt. Bite Night. Four celebs - Richard E Grant, Ruby Wax, Amy Nuttall and Colin Jackson - come lace-to-face with the terrifying great white shark when they take a chilling cage dive.


community plagued by a killeri shark - a giant great white - which!


. • must be killed before it can feed; ‘


'11.15 ■^News.


again. Starring Roy Scheider,. Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, -' .................. ■ ' -


11.30 Jaws. (1975) Conclusion. 12.30 FI: Italian Grand Prix Highlights. 1.25 It’s My Ufe. 2.05 Motorsport UK. 2.45 World Sport. 3.10 The Springer Show. (R) 4.05 Redcoats. (R) 4.35 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


iTV2


6.00 GMTV2.9.25 House ol Horrors. 9.55 House of Horrors. 10.25 The Rebel Billionaire: Branson's Quest for the Best. 11.25 The X Factor. 12.25 The Xtra Factor. 1.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.15 Coronation Street Omnibus. 7.00 The Rebel Billionaire: Branson’s Quest for the Best. 8.00 The X Factor. 9.00 The Xtra Factor. 10.00 Bad Lads’ Army; Officer Class. 11.00 Bad Lads' Army; Privates Exposed. 11.30 Coronation Street. 12.00 The Rebel Billionaire: Branson's Quest for the Best. 1.00 cd:uk. 1.55 Teleshopping. 3.55 ITV2 Nighlscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Raffles. 6.55 Robin of Sherw-ood. 7.55 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 9.00 Survival. 10.00 Survival. 11.05 Ernest Shackleton. 12.05 Raffles. 1.10 Rumpole of the Bailey. 2.15 Robin of Shenvood. 3.20 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 4.25 Elvis - ‘60 Comeback Special. 5.30 Savage Planet. 6.00 Rumpole of the Bailey. 7.00 Mixed Nuts. 8.50 Film File. 9.00 LA Story. 10.50 Into the Blue. 12.55 U Story. 2.45 Teleshopping. 3.15 Emmerdale Omnibus.


SKY MOVIES 1


6.05 The Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration. (2002) 7.40 The Age of Innocence. (1993) 10.00 Oragonheart. (1996) 12.00 Heartwood. (1996) 1.45 The Age of Innocence. (1993) 4.15 Dragonheart. (1996) 6.15 Heartwood. (1998) 8.00 Van Helsing. (2004) 10.15 Veronica Guerin. (2003) 12.00 The Commitments. (1991) 2.00 All the Real Girls. (2002) 3.50 Avenging Angelo. (2001) 5.30 Heartwood. (1998)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.30 Richie Rich. (1994) 8.10 Nicholas Nickleby. (2002) 10.25 When Zachary Beaver Came to Town. (2003) 12.00 Richie Rich. (1994) 1.45 Ride to Freedom: The Rosa Parks Story. (2001) 3.30 Bonus! Elektra. (2004) 4.00 When Zachary Beaver Came to Town. (2003) 5.45 Nicholas Nickleby. (2002) B.OO Under the Tuscan Sun. (2003) 10.00 Sweet Home Alabama. (2002) 11.55 Darkiight (2004) 1.30 Cobb. (1994) 3.40 My Rrst Mister. (2002) 5.35 Ride to Freedom: The Rosa Parks Story. (2001)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 A Dog’s Life. (1916) 6.45 The Natural. (1984) 9.10 Sullivan’s Travels. (1941) 11.00 A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. (1966) 12.45 Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff. (1949) 2.15 Wing and a Prayer. (1944) 4.00 The Natural. (1934) 6.25 Sullivan's Travels. (1941) 8.00 A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. (1966) 9.45 The U s t Hard Men. (1976) 11.30 Wing and a Prayer. (1944) 1.15 Prince of the City. (1981) 4.05 UK Top 10. (2004) 4.25 Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff. (1949)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 International Rugby Union. 7.30 International Football Special. 10.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 11.00 Goats on Sunday. 12.00 Uve Rugby Union. 5.00 Live Masters Football; Grand Final. 8.00 Football League Review. 9.00 Rugby Union. 11.00 Masters Football: Grand Rnal. 2.00 Football League Review. 3.00 Rugby Union.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Moto -f-. 6.30 Cricket: C & G Trophy. 7.55 U Can Do tt. 8.00 Super League. 10.00 Australian Rugby League. 12.00 Live Cricket: Totesport. 6.00 Legends of Cricket. 6.30 Gillette World Sport. 7.00 Sailing: America's Cup. 7.30 Athletics. 10.00 Uve US Tour Golf. 12.00 Euro Tour Golf. 2.00 European Seniors Tour Golf. 5.00 Gillette World Sport. 5.30 Moto +.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Sportnation. 7.00 Gaelic Games. 8.00 WWE Afterbum. 9.00 WWE Velocity. 10.00 WWE Heat. 11.00 Sailing: America's Cup. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Uve Euro Tour Golf. 4.00 European Seniors Tour Golf. 7.00 Moto +. 7.30 Wild Spirits. 8.00 WWE Experience. 9.00 WWE Ute Night • Afterbum. 10.00 WWE Late Night • Velocity. 11.00 WWE Heat. 12.00 US Superbikes. 1.00 US Superbikes. 2.00 Sailing: America's Cup. 2.30 Athletics.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Beach Volleyball World Tour. 8.00 Rowing. 9.00 Live GP2 Series. 9.45 Inside Superbikes; James Toseland. 10.00 Live World Superbikes. 3.30 Uve Cycling: Tour of Spain. 4.30 Uw Cycling: Tour of Spain. 4.45 Football. 5.00 Uve International Football. 7.00 Superbike. 9.00 Uve Tennis: US Qpen. 11.15 Uve Tennis; US Qpen.


SKY SPORTS EXTRA


6.00 Gillette World Sport. 6.30 RallyMax TV. 7.30 World Motor Sport. 10.00 US Superbikes. 11.00 US Superbikes. 12.00 Tennis: US Qpen. 2.00 Uve Athletics. 4.30 Live Tennis: US O^n. 12.00 Uve Tennis: US Open.


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! Waking the Dragons. 8.00 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.30 Dragon Booster. 9.00 Oliver Beene. 9.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 WWE Experience. 12.00 Stargate SG-1.1.00 Oliver Beene. 1.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 2.00 Star Trek: TNG. 4.00 Relic Hunter. 5.00 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 8.00 Rnal Chance to Save. 9.00 Reality TV Is Good for You. 10.00 Shameful Secrets of the 70s. 11.30 Scrubs. 12.00 Stargate SG-1.1.00 Uwand Order. 1.50 Long Way Round. 2.40 Relic Hunter. 3.30 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generalion. 5.10 Transformers; Armada. 5.35 Yu-Gi-Oh!


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Dangerfield. 7.00 Dangerfield. 6.00 Doctor Who: Adventures in Space and Time. 6.50 Are You Being Served?. 9.25 Miss Marpte. 11.40 The Good Ufe. 12.20 The Good Life. 1.00 Butterflies. 1.40 Butteiflies. 2.20 Butterflies. 3.00 The Good Ufe. 3.40 TTie Good Ufe. 4.20 The Good Ufe. 5.00 Monarch of the Glen. 6.00 Monarch of the Glen. 7.00 Miss Marple. 9.00 Jonathan Creek. 10.15 Men Behaving Badly. 10.55 Men Behaving Badly. 11.35 Silent Witness. 1.55 Have I Got News for You. 2.30 Have I Got News for You. 3.05 Jonathan Creek. 4.10 TTie A- Team. 5.00 Butterflies. 5.35 Neighbours.


BBC THREE


7.00 Doctor Who. 7.45 Doctor Who Confidential. 8.00 The Week the Women Went. 8.30 The Week the Women Went. 9.00 Uttle Britain. 9.30 Two Pints ol Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.00 The Week the Women Went: the Thompsons. 10.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.25 The Smoking Room. 11.55 Ideal. 12.25 My Ufe in Rim. 1^55 The Week the Women Went: the Thompsons..l.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2.55 The Smoking Room, 3.25 Ideal.


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