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6.00 The Uttle Unicom. (1999) 8.00 Bonusl Lord of the Rings: The TWO Towers. 8.30 Balto. (1995) 9.55 The Trumpet of the Swan. (2001) 11.15 Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams. (2002) 1.00 MXP: Most Xtreme Primate. (2003) 3.00 Baho. (1995) 4.25 The Trumpet of the Swan. (2001) 6.00 Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams. (2002) 8.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. (2001) 11.00 The Salton Sea. (2000) 12.50 Head above Water. (1997) 2.30 Pavilion of Women. (2000) 4.30 MXP: Most Xtreme Primate. (2003)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.35 Time Changer. (2002) 8.25 Charms for an Easy Life. (2002) 10.25The Adventures of Pluto Nash. (2000) 12.05 When Time Ran Out (1960) ZOO My Big Fat Greek Wedding. (2002) 3.45 Charms for an Easy Life. (2002) 5.45 The Adventures of Pluto Nash. (2000) 7.30 Sl^ Movies News. 8.00 Just Married. (2003) 9.40 My Big Fat Greek Wedding. (2002) 11.20 Buying the Cow. (2002) 1Z55 Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2000) Z25 La Bamba. (1987) 4Z0 My Big Fat Greek Wedding. (2002)


SKY CINEMA 1


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SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM’s All Sports Show. 7.00 Premier League Preview Show. 7.30 World Wrestling Entertainment Classics. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Soccer AM. 1ZQ0 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 6.00 Super League. 8.25 Football Rrst: Game of the Day. 10.15 Football First: Match Choice. 11.45 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 1.15 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 2.45 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 4.15 Spanish Football. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.


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SKY SPORTS 3


6.30 Super League. 8.30 Worldwide Rugby: NPC. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 RallyMax TV. 1.00 Max Power. ZOO World Wide Rugby: Currie Cup. 6.00 World Wide Rugby: NPC. 8.00 Max Power. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Smackdown. 11.00 Cricket: C & G Trophy Rnal. 0.30 Worid Wide Rugby: Currie Cup.


EUROSPORT


6.15 Mission to Athens. 6.30 Olympics: Live Canoeing. 8.00 Olympics: Live Football. 10.00 Olympics: Live Diving. 11.15 Olympics: Round-up. 11.30 Olympics: Boxing. 12.30 Olympics: Athletics. 2.30 Olympics: Live Rhythmic Gymnastics. 3.45 Olympics: Live Taekwondo. 5.45 Olympics: Round­ up. 6.00 Olympics: Live Athletics. 8.30 Olympics: Live Basketball. 10.15 Olympic Extra. 11.15 Mission to Athens. 11.30 Olympics: Boxing. 1.00 Olympics: Diving. 1.30 Olympics: Football. 3.00 Olympics: Boxing. 4.00 Olympics: Athletics Rnals. 5.00 Olympics: Round-up. 5.30 Mission to Athens. 5.45 Olympics: Round-up.


SKY ONE


6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Ohl. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 WWE: Smackdown. 12.00 WWE: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Next Action Star. 2.00 Gamezville. 3.00 Star Trek: The Ne^ Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Arabian Nights. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Kirst/s Home Videos. 10.00 Celebrity Fear Factor. 11.00 There’s Something about Miriam. 12.00 Very Worst.... 1.00 Fear Factor UK. 1.50 My Horrible Year!. 3.30 Hot Love. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.10 Star Trek: Voyager.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Charlie’s Angels. 7.00 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 7.10 What a Carry On!. 7.45 Carry On Girls. 9.25 What a Carry Oni. 10.00 Carry On Henry. 11.50 What a Carry On!. 12.25 Carry On Doctor. 2.15 What a Carry On!. 2.50 Carry On Girls. 4.35 What a Carry On!. 5.15 Carry On Columbus. 7.00 The Good Life. 7.40 The Good Life. 8Z0 The Good Life. 9.00 Rambo: Rrst Blood Part II. 10.45 Jonathan Creek. 11.50 The Fast Show. 1Z30 The Fast Show. 1.10 The Fast Show, 1.50 Shooting Stars. 2.25 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 3.00 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression; 3.35 The Fast Show. 4.10 Charlie’s Angels. 5.05 Charlie's Angels.


BBC THREE


7.00 Little Angels Top Tips. 7.15 Michael Jackson and the Boy He Paid Off. 8.15 Liquid Assets. 9.10 The Graham Norton Effect. 10.00 Saturday Night Fever. 11.55 Liquid Assets. 1Z55 Sex, Warts and All Down Under. 1.25 Swiss Toni. 1.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2.25 Michael Jackson and the Boy He Paid Off. 3.20 Sex, Warts and All Down I Jnriar. 3.50 .Swi.'ws Toni


BBC1


6.00 Breakfast (C) 7.30 Olympic Grandstand. Hazel Irvine and Steve Cram with iive coverage of day 15.7.35 Canoeing finais. 7.50 Men’s footbaii final. 10.00 Men's mountain bike cross country. 11.30 Men’s 10m piatform diving. (C)


12.00 News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. Manish Bhasin, Mark Lawrenson, Peter Schmeichel and Gordon Strachan preview the weekend’s football action, including Norwich v Arsenal and Chelsea v Southampton. (C)


1.00 Olympic Report Clare Balding and Rishi Persad with a round-up of all the morning's action so far on day 15 from Athens, including latest news from the sailing regatta and taekwon­ do hall. (C)


1.30 Olympic Grandstand. Live coverage of day 15.1.30 Women’s basketball. 1.50 Racing from Goodwood (2.00, 2.30 and 2.35). 3.15 Women’s bas­ ketball final, sailing and taekwondo. 4.20 Olympic Report. (C)


4.30 Rnal Score. Ray Stubbs provides all the results, reports and reaction from the Premiership, as well as a round­ up of the stories in the Coca-Cola leagues and Scotland. (C)


5.15 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.35 Olympic Grandstand. 5.45 Boxing. 6.30 Women’s 1,500m final. 6.40 Men’s javelin final. 6.50 Men’s 800m final. 7.05 Men’s 5,000m. 7.45 Men’s 4x100m. 8.00 Women’s 4x400m. 8.25 Men’s 4x400m. 8.35 Boxing. (C)


9.00 The National Lottery Draws. The selection of today’s lottery numbers. (C)


9.10 Casualty. Simon and Lara’s wedding is put in jeopanly when Abs makes a painful discovery. Sparks fly between Bex and Claire. (C)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.20 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker pre­ sents highlights of all today’s eight Premiership matches. Games include Manchester United v Blackburn, Nor­ wich V Arsenal and Chelsea v Southampton. (C)


1 1.50 Olympics Today. Clare Balding and Craig Doyle with all the news on the penultimate day of the Games, which brought the curtain down on the ath­ letics events being held at the Olympic Stadium. (C)


1.20 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) 1.50 Joins BBC News 24.


and hi-fis contact the specialists... SATURDAY, AUGUST 28TH PICK OF THE DAY


Match of the Day, BBC1, 10.20pm


Another Saturday night and another look at the teams which, even at this early stage of the season, look most likely to be contest­ ing the Premiership title come May. Having famous­ ly come through last sea­ son unbeaten, champions Arsenal continued where they left off on the first day of their new campaign by thumping Everton 4>1 at Goodison Park without even breaking sweat. And


BBC2


6.00 Teletubbies. (R) (C) 6.40 Binka. (R) (C) 6.45 Clifford. (R) (C) 7.00 Wildlife on Two. (R) (C) 7.30 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) 10.30 The Mysti Show. (C) 11.30 TOTP Saturday. (C) 12.30 Trade Secrets! (R) (C) 12.40 Cagney and Lacey. (R) (C) 1.25 Talking Movies. (C) 1.50 FILM: They Live by Night. (1949) Starring Farley Granger. (C) 3.25 RLM: Bigger than Life. (1956) Star­ ring James Mason. (C) 4.55 Miss Marple: Sleeping Murder. (R) (C) 6.45 The BBC Proms 2004. Live from the Royal Albert Hall, a Prom given by the Orchestre de Paris.


9.00 Olympic Grandstand. Steve Rider presents coverage of the penultimate day of the Games. (C)


10.00 Storyville:The Rght. Documen­ tary about arguably the most famous boxing match of all time in 1938 as Joe Louis, a courteous black man symbolising the free world, met Max Schmeling from Hitler’s Germany. (C)


11.30 Best of Glastonbury. A look back at this year’s Glastonbury festival with performances from Paul McCartney, Oasis, Franz Ferdi­ nand, James Brown, Razorlight, Morrissey, Basement Jaxx and Scissor Sisters. (C)


2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


6.00 Postcards.6.10 WideWorld. (T) 6.35 WideWorld. (T) 7.00 Sunrise.7.55 Home and Away Omnibus.10.00 No Girls Allowed. (T) 111.00 Hercules: the Legendary Journeys. (T)


2.00 Beyblade. (R) (T) 12.30 Beast Wars.


(R)1.00 Harry and Cosh. (R) (T) 1.25 The Chart.1.55 Dawson’s Creek. (T) 2.50 FILM: Reunion at Fairborough. (1985) Starring Robert Mitchum, Deborah Kern (T) 5.05 RLM: Wild America. (1997) Stamng Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Devon Sawa, Scott Bairstow. (T) 7.00 Charmed. (R) (T) 7.50 news. (T)


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdalo Omnibus. 12.15 Quincy. ME. 3.15 Pianet’s Funniest Animais. 3.40 CD:UK. 4.30 Feiicity. 5.20 Planet's Funniest Animals. 5.40 The Block. 6.40 The Block: Inside Out. 7.40 Young Doctors. 8.10 Holiday Airport: Lanzarote. 9.10 A Touch of Frost. 11.20 Girls Behaving Badly. 12.20 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1250 The Frank Skinner Show. 1.35 Teleshopping. 3.05 ITV2 Nightscreen. 3.35 Emmerdale Omnibus.


PLUS


6.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 7.00 Only when I Laugh. 7.30 The Dick Van Dyke Show. 8.00 Hart to Hart. 9.00 Coronation Street Omnibus. 11.30 True Crimes. 12.00 Sweet Smell of Success. 2.00 Hollywood Remembers. 2.30 True Crimes. 3.00 Perry Mason: The Case of the Lethal Lesson. 5.00 Only when I Laugh. 5.30 Till Death Us Do Part. 6.00 The Two Ronnies. 7.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 8.00 Rising Damp. 8.30 Canned Carrott. 9.00 Homblower. 11.00 Perry Mason: The Case of the Lethal Lesson. 1.00 Homblowor. 3.00 Tfilrwhnnninn


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Wiggly Park, 740 Tiny and Crew. 8.00 Barney. 8.30 Elmo’s World. 845 Wheels on the Bus. 8.55 Barney. 9Z5 HI-5.10.00 Golden Palace. 11.00 Nanny. 1Z00 Charmed. 12.55 Charmed: Magic. 1Z5 Celebrity Extra. 1.30 Sixth Sense vrith Cdin. ZOO Crossing Over with John Edward. 2.30 6ixth Sense Colin. 3.00 Crossing Over with John Edward. 3.30 Sixth Sense with Colin. 4.00 Crossing Over with John Edward. 4.30 Sixth Sense C^n. 5.00 My Wife and Kids. 5.30 Jesse. 6.00 That 70s Show. 6.30 According to Jim. 7.00 Will and Grace. 8.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 9.00 Most Haunted. 1.00 I'm Famous and Rightened Uncut 1.55 Natural. 4.30 Golden Palace. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 F^rscape. 12.00 Quantum Leap. 3.45 John Doe. 5.35 Last Action Hero. 8.00 Twins. 10.00 The Mummy. 12.20 Alien Erotica > The Sex Files. 2.15 Last Action Hero. 4.40 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 5.05 Fist nf Ihft Nnrlh Star 5.35 Fxnfil .Sana


SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY Just Married, Sky Movies 2 ,8pm


Tom's a traffic reporter with biue collar roots. Sarah's a writer whose family is as wealthy as it is snobbish. Much to her clan's and ex-boyfriend's horror, Sarah and Tom fall in love and marry. Follow­ ing their wedding, they set off on what they expect to be the perfect vacation, but thanks to her ex- and relentless bad luck, the happy cou­


ple experiences the honeymoon from hell.


SATELLITE PICK OF THE PAY


Lord of the Rings: Hio Two Towers, Sky Movies 1 ,8pm


The surviving members of the F®l* lowship of the Ring heve split into three groups. Frodo and Sam face many perils on their conHnuing quest to save Middle-Earth ^ destroying the One Ring of Mount Doom. Merry and Pippin


8.10 Michael Jackson's Number Ones. Featuring new takes on Michael Jack­ son’s classic songs. Plus comment on Jackson’s videos and impact on pop culture. (T)


9.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. The team are given a mere 24 hours to assemble more evidence before a case is thrown out of court. (R) (T)


10.05 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. An officer’s wife charges him with rape, but both have very different


accounts of events. (T)


11.00 The Shield. Crime drama series. Aceveda steps up his search for the gangster who sexually assaulted him. Dutch and Claudette move in on a suspect in the ‘Cuddler Rapist’ case.


12.00 Law and Order. (R) (T) 12.55 FILM: Buried Alive 2. (1997) Starring Ally Sheedy. (T) 2.25 FILM: Jonathan - the Boy Nobody Want­ ed. (1992) Stam'ng JoBeth Williams. (T) 4.00 Short Story Cinema. (R) 4.20 The Invaders. (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T)


M ITV1


6.00 GMTV.9.25 Ministry of Mayhem.11 30 CD:UK.12.20 ITV News; Weather.12.25 Granada News and Weather. 12.30 F I: Belgian Grand Prix Qualify­ ing Live. Jim Rosenthal intro­ duces coverage of the qualifying session for tomorrow’s Belgian Grand Prix from Spa Francor- champs, with commentary by James Allen and Martin Brundle.


that was without Patrick Vieira and Sol Campbell. 'Today looks like being another formality for Arsene Wenger’s slick side against newly promoted Norwich.


CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 GT on 4.7.25 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.25 Racing Rivals.8.55 The Morning Line. (T) 9.55 The Cricket Show. (T) 10.40 Cricket: C&G Trophy Final. (T) 2.20 One Day Cricket and Channel 4 Racing. (T) 4.05 Cricket: C&G Trophy Rnal. (T) 6.30 C4 News. (T) 7.00 Atlantic Britain. Journalist Adam Nicolson sails up the west coast of the British Isles. (T)


7.30 Force of Nature. Docurnentary series about the ferocious power of the elements. (T)


8.00 Worst Job in History. Documen­ tary series about some of the least popular jobs throughout his­ tory. (T)


9.00 The 100 Greatest Scary Moments. From Hammer to Hitchcock, sci-fi to soap opera, Jimmy Carr presents a run down of the scariest moments on the big and small screens. (R) (T)


1.00 Cricket Highlights: C&G Trophy Final. Mark Nicholas introduces highlights of the C&G Trophy final between Gloucestershire and Worcestershire, played at Lord’s.


1.35 What Killed the Megabeasts?. (R) (T) 3.35 The Fugitive. (R) (T) 4.30 The Chris Isaak Show.5.15 Countdown. (R) (T)


2.20 International Motor Sport. The Formula 3000 Championship moves on to the picturesque sur­ roundings of Spa in Belgium. Meanwhile, Porsche Supercup Champion Wolf Henzier looks set to claim his 11th victory.


2.50 Coronation Street Omnibus. Frankie and Leanne clash over Jamie. Karen’s past comes back to haunt her. Dev is once again lured into Maya’s sticky web. Jack’s efforts with the bowls team lead him into drag.


5.10 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


5.25 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.


5.40 Denis Norden’s 6th Laughter File. Denis Norden presents another package of practical jokes, spoofs and oddities. (R)


6.40 Simply the Best Kirsty Gallacher and Phil Tufnell host the game show from St Heller, Jersey, in which two teams compete to see which city is ‘simply the best’.


- Teams are from Sheffield and Bris­ tol.


8.10 It Shouldn’t Happen on a Reali­ ty Television Show. Documentary using clips and interviews to examine the fascinating TV phe­ nomena where celebrities and members of the public are laid bare and pushed to their limits.


9."10-=7!FILM: Terminator 2: "Judgment ‘ 'f Day. (1991) Sci-fi sequel. A super- •; " computer that sought to destroy


. ' . ; huthanklnd sends a virtually inde-- / ^ructible cyborg back in fime to kill


'


. . ' its enemy.- the human resistance '■: . : leader, - in his youth. Starring '/'Arnold Schwarzenegger. Linda


. I,::, Hamilton: Robert Patrick. 11.10 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


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l"ia5!?FILM:Temi!riat6f-2l:Judgm‘ent Day. Conclusion of tonight's film.


12L05 RLM: Murdertn My Mind. (1997) -- ( / -Science fiction drama in .which an


.


- FBI agent has memoiy!cells from ‘ an .unconscious'orime victim implanted in her brain in order to


, ~ / , search for clues about an elusive - serial killer.'Starring Peter Coyote,


, - - :.,„Stacy Keach, Nicolette Sheridan.. ,


1.40 Breaking the Magician’s Code 2. Secrets of famous magicians’s tricks revealed. (R)


2.20 CD:UK. (R)3.00 Shoot the Writers!. (R)3.25 Entertainment Now!. (R)3.50 ITV at the Festivals. (R)4.45 ITV Nlghtscreen.5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


6.00 Postcards.6.05 WideWorld. (T) 6.30 Dap- pledown Farm. (R)7.00 The Save-Umsl. (R)7.25 Milkshake!.7.30 Oswald. (R)7.45 Noddy. (R)8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) rn 8.35 Strawberry Shortcake in the Big Apple City. (R) (T) 9-05 Babar. (R)9.30 George Shrinks. (R)IO.OO Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R)10.35 Chinese Breakaway. (R) (T) 11.05 Snobs. (R) (T) 11.35 Braceface. (R)12.05 Rev­ elations. (R) (T) 12.40 The History of British Sculpture. (R) (T) 1.15 five news update. (T) 1.20 The Chart. (R)1.55 FILM: The Sting II.


BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.10 Match of the Day. (R) (C) 9.30 Call My Bluff. (R) (C) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.00 Olympic Grandstand. Boxing finals: 11.30 Light-flyweight. 12.06 Ban­ tamweight. 12.41 Lightweight. 1.16 Welterweight. 1.51 Light-heavy­ weight. 2.26 Super-heavyweight. Plus taekwondo action. (C)


3.00 ‘Alio ‘Alio!. Wartime sitcom. Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen plan to infiltrate the Resistance. Little does Boris Karloft know that his former make-up artist is now working for the Resistance. (R) (C)


3.30 EastEnders. Den is forced to face the man he’s become. Dot pushes Jim away. Sasha becomes the object of Ronny’s and then Ash’s affections and Ian is confused by Jane’s behaviour. (R) (C)


5.00 Keeping Up Appearances. Hyacinth goes in search of a weekend home in the country. (R) (C)


5.30 Songs of Praise. Arsenal FC sup­ porter Aled Jones is at Highbury sfa-. dium to introduce a host of favourite sporting-connected hymns sung by congregations on the programme over the last twelve months. (C)


6.05 Last of the Summer Wine. Sitcom set in the Yorkshire Dales. Howard has a unique present for Marina to put in her garden. However, he must have it delivered without Pearl seeing it.(R)(C)


6.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 7.00 Olympic Closing Ceremony. Sue Barker and Steve Rider introduce live coverage from the closing ceremony of the 28th Olympic Games at the Olympic Stadium in Athens, as the flame is extinguished. (C)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Fast and Dangerous. Documentary looking at the high-speed war between road criminals and police pursuit drivers. Police officers review footage of some of their most catas­ trophic chases. (R) (C)


11.15 RLM: Thirteen Days. (2000) Teri‘se’} political thriller set during the two-J week Cuban missile crisis in Octoberl 1962, when Amenca discovered ttiat | the Soviet Union was building secrelj missile bases in Cuba. Starnng Kevin Costner, Bruce Greenwood, Stoven Cuip.(C)


1.35 Joins BBC News 24. tiflPRYGflMICK WeekendplusTV TV centre


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The 100 Greatest TV Ads, Chaniwl 4 ,8pm


Here’s an amazing fact: Did you know that, by the age of 35, the average person has seen more than 150,000 TV commercials? That adds up to about two months of your life. This is another chance to see the list compiled by Channel 4 from a massive viewer poll, which reflects not only which ads were the most popular of ail time, but also mirrors society as it was then and is today. Graham


BBC2


6.00 Teletubbies. (R) (C) 6.40 Binka. (R) (C) 6.45 Clifford the Big Red Dog. (R) (C) 7.00 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 7.20 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 Young Indiana Jones Chronicles. (R) (C) 12.00 Countryfile. (C) 12.30 The Super League Show.1.00 The Future Is Wild. (C) 1.30 RLM: Rage at Dawn. (1955) Starring Randolph Scott, Forrest Tucker, Mala Powers. (C) 3.00 Olympic Grandstand. (C) 7.00 Leonardo. Dramatised account of the life of da Vinci. (R)(C)


8.00 Get a New Life. Series offering advice on how to set up a new life abroad, with professional reloca­ tors Scott Huggins and Melissa Porter. Jo and Trevor Whyley swap Birmingham for Goa in India. (C)


, 9.00“* >FILM:‘ngerla»>d.'(2001) Grittyl drama set in the 1970s‘about a j platoon of recruits, underi^^ng a | gruelling Vietnam' ttalqing regime | in a Louisiana bootcamp. Starring Colin Farrell; Matthew Da\^:,(C):-'i


10.30 Match of the Day 2. Adrian Chiles and Graeme Le Saux with highlights of today's Premiership matches. (C)


K11.15” >HLM: Persons Unknown. (1996) r Cnme ihniler in which tlie head of \ a security business uncovers a I 11 to rob some of his clients. Stairingi^MaiiMniLtCi^SU


2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


(1983) Starring Jackie Gleason, Mac Davis, Teri Garr. (T) 3.50 RLM: The Cut-of-Towners. (1970) Starring Jack Lemmon, Sandy Dennis, Anne Meara. (T) 5.45 five news and sport. (T)


9 00 FILM Gossip (2000) P yc hi) I i '


thriller about a group of collage stu­ dents whoso experiment to see how gossip is spread has chilling conse quenccs Btamng James Marsden


10.50 World’s Wildest Police Videos. Footage of reckless criminals. (T)


b ; has become their queen. (T);: ■n


8.00 Colin and Justin’s - How Not to Decorate. This week Justin and Colin take on a psychedelic house. (T)


11.45 World’s Wildest Police Videos. Doc­ umentary. (T)


12.30 Seniors Golf.1.20 Major League Base- ball.4.05 Motorsport Mundial. (R)4.30 AMA


Motocross. (R) LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Wiggly Park. 7.40 Tiny & Crew. 8.00 Barney. 8.30 Elmo’s World. 8.45 Wheels on the Bus. 8.55 Barney. 9Z5 Hi-5. 10.00 Celebrity Extra. 10.05 Golden Palace. 10.35 Charmed. 11.30 Good Soap Guide. 12.00 Joan of Arcadia. 1.00 Celebrity Extra. 1.30 Sixth Sense with Colin. 2.00 Crossing Over with John Edward. 3.00 Sixth Sense with Colin. 3.30 Crossing Over with John Edward. 4.00 Sixth Sense with Colin. 4.30 Crossing Over with John Edward. 5.00 Will & Grace. 6.00 Extreme Makeover. 7.00 Celebrity Extra. 7.05 Charmed. 8.00 Family. 9.00 Most Haunted. 1.00 I'm Famous and Frightened Uncut. 1.55 Guarding Tess. 3.45 Celebrity Extra. 4.05 Arresting Design. 4.30 The Golden Palace. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


oeoane from the Ores and must convhwe^he Ents to join the battle against evil. Aragorn, Gimli and Leqolas encounter a mysteriously transformed Gandalf and


battle Saruman's army at Helm's Deep.


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 140 Back to the Future. 3.55 Back to the Future Part II. 5.55 The Invisible Man. 7.45 Back to the Future. 10.00 Back to the Future Part II. 1Z00 Sliders. 1.50 Back to the Future. 4.05 PottergeisL 5.00 Fist of the North Star. 5.30 Excel Saga.


ITV1


6 .0 0 GMTV.9.25 UP2U.10.00 The Ark.10.30 The Championship.11.00 My Favourite Hymns.12.00 ITV News; Weath­ er. 12.05 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


Norton counts down the list, while all manner of famous faces from ads - Gary Linek­ er, Melanie Sykes, Lorraine Chase and Gryff Rhys Jones - also contribute.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Party Animals. (R) (T) 6.05 The Trap Door. (R)6.10.The Hoobs. (R) (T)(Audio Described and Signed) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Cricket Highlights: C&G Tro­ phy Rnal. (R)7.30 Felix Channel Cross- ing.7.55 Days of Thunder Racing.8.25 Freesports on 4: NASS - Part Cne.8.55 Friends. (R) (T) 9.25 Popworld. (T) 10.25 Hollyoaks Cmnibus. (R) (T)(Sign Lan­ guage) 12.55 My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance. (T) 1.55 T4’s Popbeach 2004. (R)


, 4.40 FILM;The Swarm; (1978) Disas- ’ .


ter movie about an entomologist vzho discovers that a swarm of ] killer bees is heading straight for,': the city.of Houston, Starring' Michael Caine,’Katharine floss. <


7.30 C4 News. (T) 8.00 The 100 Greatest TV Ads. Gra­ ham Norton is our guide through television’s 100 greatest adverts.


(R)(T)


f11.05 .RLM: MagnoKa.’(1999) Sleep­ ing rollercoaster of a movie inter-1 weaving


the


touching'povrarful/tiagic stories of -a kaleidostre'pS'ofjcharecfets as?


'I their lives hit crisis point Starring i ,>Ajom Cruise;-Jason -Rqbards, j


2.35 FILM: Soft Fruit. (1999) Starring Jeanie Drynan.4.25 Erotic Tales. (R)4.55 Countdown. (R) (T)


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12.10 FI: Belgian Grand Prix Live. Jim Rosenthal and Mark Blundell intro­ duce live coverage of the Belgian Grand Prix from the famous Spa- Francorchamps circuit. With com­ mentary by James Allen and Mar­ tin Brundle.


3.05 Car Hunt. Series in which two teams are challenged to make money from buying and selling cars. Today, two teams get 1500 pounds to buy a supermini. Who will sell it on at the biggest profit?.


3.35 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


’ 3.50 ' RLM:Thoroughiy Modem Millie.:' ' (1967) Tuneful.-Cscar-winning


I ’. < '£,rTyter Moore.!__ 5 *‘ .


'.'.'farce in which a country girl gets ■ mixedupwitha headyvariety.rofs Roaring Twenties characters; when ^ she arrives in the big city. Starring' Julie Andrews, James Fox,,Mary' •- c


6.15 " Through Their Eyes. Series fol­ lowing four people from the north west living with disabilities, as they go about their daily lives and take photographs of subjects that are close to their hearts. (R)


6.45 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news.


7.00 Emmerdale. It’s Tanzania or bust as Laurel gives Ashley an ultima­ tum. Sadie turns the charm on Syd as her redevelopment of the vil­ lage continues. Emily worries about Debbie and Ethan.


7.30 Coronation Street. Can the Queen of the Green lead the Rovers Ravers to victory? Mali­ cious Maya names her price with Dev. It’s a dog’s life for Chesney and Schmeichel.


8.00 Where the Heart Is. Community nursing drama series. David wants to invest in Anna’s house. A foster mother struggles to cope with her foster son returning to his natural mother.


9.00 Midsomer Murders. Feature- length drama. When Susan Bartlett’s body Is found, villagers assume she killed herself because she could not have children. (R)


11.00 News. 11.15 Not Just on Sundays. Religious affairs programme hosted by Meivyn Bragg. A panel of police officers and a former police chap­ lain discuss the issue of religion in the Police force.


11.50 F I : Belgian Grand Prix. Jim Rosenthal presents highlights of the Belgian Grand Prix from Spa- Francorchamps.


12.50 World Rally Championship.1.20 Motorsport UK.1.50 Building the Dream. (R)(Signed)2.10 Trisha. (R)(Signed)3.30 Des and Mel. (R)(Signed)4.20 ITV Nightscreen.5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


ITV 2


9.25 CD:UK. 10.15 Movies Now. 10Z5 The Block. 11.25 Quincy, ME. 12.25 Planet’s Funniest Animats. 12.50 Emmerdale Omnibus. 3.35 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.00 Coronation Street Secrets: Deaths. 7.00 Jerry Springer. 7.50 Movies Now. 8.00 Bad Lads’ Army. 9.00 Bad Lads’ Army: Privates Exposed. 9.30 it’s Good to Be... Matt Le Blanc. 10.00 Coronation Street 10.30 Bad Girls. 12.00 Bad Girls Most Wanted. 1.00 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.30 Jerry Springer. 2.15 Teleshopping. 3.45 ITV2 Nightscreen. 5.00 Trisha.


PLUS


6.00 Emmerdale Omnibus. 8.30 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 The Saint 10.00 Hornblower. 12.00 The Rockford RIes. 1.00 Poirot. ZOO Peak Practice. 3.00 Irma la Douc». 5.30 Hollywood Remembers. 6.00 Columbo: Dagger of the Mind. 8.00 Poirot 9.00 Carrott U Like. 10.00 An Audience with Freddie Starr. 11.00 The Saint. 1Z00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 1.00 An Audience with Freddie Starr. ZOO The Rockford Rles. 3.00 Teleshopping.


SKY MOVIES 1


6.00 Always. (1989) 8.05 The UK Top Ten. 8.35 The Land before Time. (1988) 10.00 Problem Child 3. (1995) 12.00 The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course. (2002) 1.45 Bonusl The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. 2.15 Always. (1989) 4Z0 Problem Child 3. (1995) 6.10 The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course. (2002) 8.00 The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. (2000) 11.00 Red Dragon. (2002) 1.10 AIL (2001) 3.50 Less than Zero. (1987). 5.30 The Land before Time. (1988)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.15 Poison a la Carte: A Nero Wolfe Mystery. (2002) 8.00 Cry Freedom. (1987) 10.45 Wildfire 7: The Inferno. (2002) 1Z30 Scooby-Doo. (2002) Z05 Cry Freedom. (1987) 4.50 Wildfire 7: The Inferno. (2002) 6.30 Scooby-Doo. (2002) 8.00 The Banger Sisters. (2001) 10.00 Basic Instinct. (1992) 12.10 Primal Fear. (1996) 2.25 Bad Girls. (1994) 4.10 Before I Die: A Nero Wolfe Mystery. (2002)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 MacArthur. (1977) 8.15 Sky Movies News. 8.55 A Night to Remember. (1958) 11.00 The Ry. (1958) 12.45 Carry On England. (1976) 2.15 A Night to Remember. (1958) 4.15 MacArthur. (1977) 6.30 Carry On England. (1976) 8.00 8 Women. (2002) 10.00 YTu MamaTamblen. (2001) 11.50 The Ry. (1958) 1.30 Vision Quest. (1985) 3.20 UK Top Ten. 3.50 Compulsion. (1959)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Football First: Match Choice. 7.30 Football Rrst: Match -Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 1.00 Goals on Sunday. 3.00 Ford Super Sunday: Premier League. 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word. 7.00 Football League Rewew. 7.30 Spanish Football. 10.30 Ford Super Sunday: Premier League. 0.00 Football League Review. 0.30 Spanish Football. 1.30 Ford Super Sunday: Premier League. 3.00 Football League Review. 3.30 Spanish Football. 4.30 Ford Super Sunday: Premier League.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Windsurfing. 7.30 World Strongman Cup. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 11.00 European Tour Golf. 4.00 Polo. 5.00 Gillette World Sport. 5.30 Golf: Ryder Cup Special. 6.00 European Tour Golf. 8.00 US Tour Golf. 11.00 European Tour Golf. 1.00 Motor Racing: Indy Racing League. 3.00 Australian Rugby League. 5.00 Polo.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 Polo. 8.00 Motor Racing - Formula Palmer Audi. 8.30 Super League. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Windsurfing. 1.00 Cricket: Totesport League. 7.00 Legends of Cricket. 7.30 Windsurfing. 8.00 Polo. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Velodty. 10.00 Watersports World. 11.00 Polo.


EUROSPORT


6.15 Mission to Athens. 6.30 Olympics: Basketball. 7.15 Olympics: Volleyball. 8.45 Olympics: Live Handball. 10.30 Olympics: Athletics Rnais. 11.15 Olympics: Round-up. 11.30 Olympics: Live Boxing. 1Z30 Olympics: Live Volleyball. Z30 Olympics: Live Handball. 4.00 Olympics: Live Men’s Marathon. 6.15 Olympics: Boxing. 7.00 Olympics: Round-up. 7.15 Olympics: Live Closing Ceremony. 10.00 Olympic Extra. 11.00 Mission to Athens. 11.15 Tennis ATP Tour.


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon Advanced. 7.30 Yu-Gi-Ohl Enter the Shadow Realm. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl Enter the Shadow Realm. 9.30 VU-Gi-Oh! Enter the Shadow Realm. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Afterbum. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat 1Z00 Worid Wrestling Entertainment Tough Enough. 1.00 Klrst/s Home Videos. 1.30 Flaunt Fab 5. ZOO Gamezville. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Oliver Beene. 7.30 Malcolm In the Middle. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Road Raja. 10.00 Toughest Pubs in Britain 2.11.00 Time Gentlemen Please. 11.30 Celebrity Snatch. 12.00 Cold Case. 1.00 Uw and Order. 1.50 Rght School. Z40 Best Unseen Ads. 3.30 Hot Love. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.10 Star Trek: The Next Generation.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Charlie's Angels. 7.00 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 7.10 What a Carry On!. 7.45 Carry On Henry. 9.30 What a Carry On!. 10.05 Carry On Doctor. 11.55 What a Carry On!. 1Z35 Carry On Columbus. Z20 What a Carry On!. 2.55 Carry On Cleo. 4.40 What a Carry Onl. 5.15 Carry On Cabby. 7.00 'Alio 'Allol. 8.05 Porridge. 9.00 The Royle Family. 9.50 My Family. 10.30 Jonathan Creek. 11.40 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. 12.55 The Royle Family. 1.45 Jonathan Creek. 2.45 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. 3.00 The League of Gentlemen. 3.35 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. 4.10 Charlie's Angels. 5.05 Charlie’s Angels.


BBC THREE


7.00 Little Angels. 8.00 Liquid Assets. 9.00 Who Rules the Roost. 10.00 Spy. 11.00 Swiss Toni. 11.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.00 Liquid Assets. 1.00 Sex, Warts and All Down Under. 1.30 Spy. 2.30 Uquid Assets. 3.25 Sex. Warts and All Down Under.


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