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A m , For the best (deals on SONQTVs, videos SKY MOVIES 1
6.50 The Moving of Sophia Myles. (2000) 8.30 A Troll in Central Park. (1994) 10.15 When In Rome. (2002) 12.00 Bonus: The Incredibles. 12.30 Dragonworld. (1993) 2.30 ATroll In Central Park. (1994) 3.55 Boy Meets Girl. (1996) 5.45 When in Rome. (2002) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 X-Men 2. (2003) 10.20The Matrix Reloaded. (2003) 12.40 Uwless Heart. (2001) 2.25 Thb Abduction Club. (2002) 4.05 Malaika. (1997)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.15 Motherhunt: A Nero Wolfe Mystery. (2002) 8.00 I Was a Teenage Faust. (2001) 9.40 Moto X Kids. (2004) 11.10 Keep the Faith, Baby. (2002) 1.00 Rrst Knight. (1995) 3.15 Secret Santa. (1998) 4.55 Moto X Kids. (2004) 6.25 1 Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. (2001) 8.00 Rrst Knight (1995) 10.15 Welcome to Colllnwood. (2002) 11.45 Barbershop. (2002) 1.35 Not Another Teen Movie. (2001) 3.10 Pulse. (1988) 4.45 Moto X Kids. (2004)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Sky Movies News. (2001) 6.30 The Chaplin Revue. (1959) 8.30 Chaplin Today: Limelight (2003) 9.15 The Command. (1954) 11.00 Le Mans. (1971) 1.00 King Solomon's Mines. (1937) 2.25 The Chaplin Revue. (1959) 4.25 Le Mans. (1971) 6.20 The Command. (1954) 8.00 The U s t Picture Show. (1971) 10.10 Jagged Edge. (1985) 12.05 Beyond the Poseidon Adventure. (1979)
• 2.05 The Last Picture Show. (1971) 4.15 King Solomon's Mines. (1937)
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Gillette World Sport. 8.00 Premier League Preview Show. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Golf: Nedbank Sun City Challenge. 8.30 Football Rrst:' Game of the Day. 10.15 Football First: Match Choice. 11.45 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 1.15 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 2.45 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 4.15 Spanish Football. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Classics. 8.00 ICC Cricket World. 8.30 European Rugby Cup. 10.00 Friday Fight Night. 12.00 Yachting. 12.30 European Rugby Cup. 3.00 European Tour Golf. 5.00 Ford Football Special. 7.30 Windsurfing. 8.00 Max Power. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 11.00 Windsurfing. 11.30 Golf: Nedbank Sun City Challenge. 2.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 4.30 Max Power. 5.30 Gillette World Sport.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 European Tour Golf. 8.30 Golf: Nedbank Sun City Challenge. 3.00 Gillette World Sport. 3.30 Moto +. 4.00 NFL Weekly Review. 5.00 European Rugby Cup. 9.30 European Tour Golf. 11.30 Kiteboarding. 0.00 Quad Bikes: ACU International Beach Race 2004.0.30 Max Power. 1.30 Close.
EUROSPORT
7.30 YOZ Xtreme. 8.00 Formula Three Racing. 9.00 Live Nordic Combined Skiing. 10.00 Live Biathlon. 10.45 Live Nordic Combined Skiing. 11.15 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 11.45 Biathlon. 12.45 Live Nordic Combined Skiing. 1.30 Bobsleigh. 2.00 Live Bobsleigh. 3.00 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 3.30 Live: Race of Champions. 6.00 Live: Race of Champions. 8.00 Race of Champions. 9.00 Alpine Skiing. 10.00 YOZ Xtreme. 10.30 British Eurosport News Report. 10.45 Fight Club. 1.00 Close.
SKY ONE
6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Zoids. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi- Oh! Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Dream Team. 2.00 Gamezville. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 Oliver Beene. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Magic Unmasked. 8.00 Stargate SG-1. 9.00 Slargate Atlantis. 10.00 The 4400. 11.00 Conspiracies. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 1.50 TV Meltdown. 2.40 Scrubs. 3.05 Scrubs. 3.30 Scrubs. 3.55 Hot Love. 4.45 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.35 Zoids.
UKTV GOLD
6.00 Charlie's Angels. 7.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 Dad's Army. 9.40 Dad's Army. 10.20 Dad’s Army. 11.00 Dad’s Army. 11.40 Dad's Army. 12.20 Dad's Army. 1.00 Dad's Army. 1.40 Dad's Army. 2.20 Dad’s Army. 3.00 Dad's Army. 3.40 Dad's Army. 4.20 Dad’s Army. 5.00 Dad’s Army. 5.40 Dad’s Army. 6.20 Dad’s Army. 7.00 Dad’s Army. 7.40 Dad's Army. 8.20 Dad's Army. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 10.05 One Foot in the Grave. 10.55 Have 1 Got News for You. 11.35 Room 101.12.15 Only Fools and Horses. 1.20 One Fool in the Grave. 2.05 Have I Got News for You. 2.40 Room 101. 3.15 Birds of a Feather. 3.50 Charlie’s Angels. 4.45 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 5.25 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum.
BBC THREE
7.00 Little Angels. 7.30 3 Non-Blondes. 7.50 Chain Reaction. 9.30 Spooks. 10.30 The Story of Bohemian Rhapsody. 11.30 Liquid Assets. 12.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 1.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 1.25 The Storv of Bohemian Rhaosodv. 2.25 Liouid
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BBC1
6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (C) 7.00 Astro Boy. (R) (C) 7.20 The Mummy. (R) (C) 7.45 Arthur. (R) (C) 8.10 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 8.35 The Scooby-Doo Show. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bungalow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weath er. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C) 1.00 Grand stand. (C) 1.05 Seniors Tennis. 2.30 Around the Grounds. 2.40 International Rugby Union. 3.45 Football Half-Times. 3.55 International Rugby Union. 4.50 Final Score. (C) 5.25 BBC News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.45 Can't Sing Singers. (C) 6.35 Strictly Come Dancing. Celebrities pair up with professional dancers in a ballroom dancing competition. It's the penultimate week and the remaining four couples battle it out for a place in the final. (C)
7.40 National Lottery Wright around the World. Ian Wright presents the enter tainment show in which six contes tants battle it out to win a round-the- world ticket. With the Thunderball, Lotto and Lotto Extra Draws. (C)
8.20 Strictly Come Dancing. The seventh couple to be knocked out is announced. (C)
8.40 Casualty. Everyone is surprised by Ellen's announcement but Claire warns Abs that If he marries Ellen, he'll never have a chance with Nina. Ruth has even more bad news fo r . Comfort. (C)
9.30 Billy Connolly’s World Tour of New Zealand. Billy Connolly explores New Zealand. He visits Christchurch, the island of Ripapa and the Museum of Wearable Art in Nelson, before doing some whale-spotting in Kaikoura. (C)
10.10 News; Weather. (C) 10.30 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker is joined by Alan Hansen and Peter Schmeichel for highlights of today’s eight Barclays Premiership fixtures as well as the pick of the FA Cup second round ties. (C)
12.30 FILM: National Lampoon's Dad's Week Off. (1996) Anarchic comedy.' about a stressed father who plans a relaxing camping holiday with his • sfamily but has his plans scuppered by.:t a kidnapping and other crazy misad->i
^ ' ventures. Starring Henry 'Winkler, ’ i
Richard Jeni, Olivia D’Abo. (C) . I
2.10 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. (R) (cj 3.10 Top of the Pops. (C) 3.40 Joins BBC News 24.
The Record Of The Year ITV1,5.55fHn
For weeks now, viewers have been voting in their thousands for their favourite pop song of 2004 and now comes the moment when the original 30 acts are whittled down to the final 10, each of which will perform live in the studio, hoping to impress the voters one last time to walk off with the accolade won last year by Westlife’s Mandy. On the
BBC2
6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.30 Film 2004 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) 12.00 See Hear. (C) (Sign Language) 12.45 ■ Racing from Chepstow and Haydock. (C) 2.25 The Rockford Files. (C) 3.15 Monk. (2002) (C) 3.55 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. (C) 4.50 Seniors Tennis. (C) 6.00 What the Papers Say. A look back at the events of the week as reported in the press, with Martin Samuels. (C)
6.10 Porridge. Classic comedy series.
■ 6.40 Flog 111 Members of the public try to make money out of their antiques at auction. (R) (C)
7.40 Fred Dibnah Tribute. A look back at the life of steeplejack. (C)
8.40 Timewatch. Documentary inves tigating the sudden disappear ance in 1944 of Wing Comman der Adrian Warburton. (R) (C)
9 30 FILM- The Pledge. (2001) Attro-
> spheric drama following a veteran detective as he investigates a
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child murder in small-town Neva- • da Starring Jack Nicholson, Aaron Eckharl, Sam Shepard, (C)
11.30 FILM: Sweet and Lowdown. (1999) Starring Sean Penn, Samantha Morton, Uma Thurman. (C) 1.00 Fallen Angels. (R) (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
FIVE
6.00 Postcards. (R) 6.10 WideWorld. (T) 6.35 WideWorld. (T) 7.00 Sunrise. 7.55 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 10.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. (T) 11.00 RAD - The Groms Tour America. (T) 11.30 Xcalibur. (R) 12.00 Beyblade. (T) 12.30 Duel Masters. 1.00 Combat Club. (T) 1.30 The Chart. 2.00 Daw son’s Creek. (T) 2.55 FILM: Kelly’s Heroes. (1970) Starring Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Don Rickies. (T) 5.35 FILM: The New Swiss Family Robinson. (1998) Starring Jane Sey mour, David Carradine, James Keach. (T)
ITV 2
6.00 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Herel Live. 4.55 Xtra Factor: Xcess All Areas. 5.55 The Block Australia. 6.45 Planet's Funniest Animals. 7.10 The - IRB Awards. 7.40 Tony Blackburn’s Orange Playlist. 8.15 Xtra Factor. 9.00 Planet's Funniest Animals. 9.30 Movies Now. 9.45 The Xtra Factor Result. 10.10 The Record of the Year 2004: Celebrity Choice. 11.15 I’m a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here Now!. 12.15 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Herel Live. 12.35 Oulkast in Profile. 1.00 Jerry Springer. 1.50 Movies Now. 2.00 I’m a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Herel Live. 3.35 Emmerdale Omnibus..
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6.00 Survival. 6.55 Survival. 7.55 Tlie Royal. 8.55 - Jeeves and Wooster. 10.00 Survival. 11.00 Survival. 12.05 The Royal. 1.10 Jeeves and- Wooster. 2.10 Survival. 3.15 Cadfael. 4.50 Forever Green. 5.50 Jeeves and Wooster. 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot - Hickory Dickory Dock. 9.00 The Return. 11.05 Stan the Man. 12.10 Forever Green. 1.10 Survival. 2.15 Teleshoooina. 5.15 ITV3
7.25 Charmed. Supernatural drama series. The sisters help Leo’s mentor discover who cast the spell of darkness over a magic school. (T)
8.15 F ive news and sport. The latest news
8.35 The Dead Zone. (T) 9.30 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Drama series about a team of forensic investigators. (R) (T)
10.25 Murder Prevention. Tense police drama series. (T)
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi*5.7.35 Elmo's World, 7.50 Titch. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Molly’s Gang. 8.45 Busy Buses. 6.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 The Nanny.
. 12.00 Eveiwood. 2.00 I Spy Returns. 3.45 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 My Wife and Kids. 4.30 Jesse. 5.00 That 70s Show. 5.30 According to Jim. 6.00 Will and Grace. 7.00 Game Over. 7.30 Girls Behaving Badly. 8.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy UK. 9.00 The
' Swan. 10.00 Most Haunted. 11.00 Most Haunted Extra. 11.30 Most Haunted. 12.00 Bedazzled. 1.50 Meg Ryan: Revealed. 2.45 Celebrity Extra. 2.55 Hot Couples: All Access. 3.45 Cold Squad. 4.40 According to Jim. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 The Dead Zone. 1.00 The Dead Zone. 2.00 The Dead Zone. 3.00 The Dead Zone. 4.00 The Dead Zone. 6.00 Dark Angel. 7.00 Dark Angel. 8.00 Steel. 10.00 The Frighteners. 12.05 Alien Erotica - The Sex Files. 2.05 Dark
SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY X - Men 2, Sky Movies 1,8pm
Mutants continue their struggle against a society that fears and dis trusts them. Their cause becomes even more desperate following an incredible attack by an as yet unde termined assailant possessing extraordinary abilities. The shock ing attack renews the political and public outcry for a Mutant Registra
tion Act and an anti-mutant movement now led by William Stryk er, a wealthy former Army commander who is rumored to have experimented on mutants.
11.25 FILM; Runaway. (1984) Adventure about a tough cop who tracks do,;n murderous robots. Stam'rig Torn Selleck. *
1.20 Law and Order. Powerful American drama about the investigation and prosecution of crime. Briscoe and Cur tis race against time to find the killer of a parolee. (R) (T)
2.20 FILM: China Dream. (1998) Starring Jur gen Prochnow. (T) 3.55 Short Story Cinema. (T) 4.20 The Invaders. (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (T)
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6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Ministry of Mayherr 11.30 CD:UK. 12.30 ITV News; Weathe 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.4 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 12.50 Corons tion Street Omnibus. (R)
’ 3.05 " FILM: The B ig Green. (1995 ; - Drama chronicling the plight of tw I
soccer teams in a depresse Texan town. The am'val of a beaut - ful British schoolteacher breathe
' •- new life into the local teams. Sta ring Steve Guttenberg,,Olivi
evidence of the last six years of the contest’s exis tence, it’s likely there will be a strong British presence among the finalists
CHANNEL 4
6.10 Hoobs. (R) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 7.55 Morning Line. (T) 8.45 Futurama. (T) 9.15 T4 Movie Special: Christmas with the Knanks. (T) 9.45 hit40uk. (R) 10.20 Busted Popworld Special. (R) 11.20 Friends. (R) 11.55 One Tree Hill. (T) 12.55 Friends. (R) 1.25 Fool Around... with My Boyfriend. (T) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Sandown Park and Welherby. (T) 4.05 RLM: Return of the Musketeers. (1989) Staning Michael York. 6.00 Morgan and Platell. Former Daily Mirror editor Piers Morgan is joined by Daily Mail columnist. (T)
6.30 C4 News. (T) 7.00 Howard G o o d a ll’sTwentieth Century Greats. Howard Goodall analyses the work of American composer Cole Porter. (T)
8.00 The Medici: Godfathers of the Renaissance. The tale of Loren zo de'Medici’s rise to prominence from 1466 onwards. (T)
9.00 Friends. Ross's pals accompany him to the New York movie set where his monkey Marcel is appearing. (R) (T)
' 9.30 FILM; America’s Sweethearts. < (2001) Comedy. Starring Billy
.. - Crystal. (T). 11.25 FILM: Mystic Pizza. (1988) Starring Julia Roberts. (T) 1.25 FILM: Midnight Cowboy. (1969) Starring Dustin Hoffman. (T) 3.25 French Football. 5.10 Countdown. (R) (T) 5.55 Animated Tales of the World.
1'., i D'^o,JayOSanders., - i ' .' 4.55 Granada News and Weather. Th latest headlines in the North Wes plus a regional weather forecast.
5.10 News; Sports Results; Weathe News update, sports results an weather report.
5.25 New You’ve Been Framec Tonight’s video stars include th world’s worst fishermen, th vrorld’s unluckiest actors, and th world’s deadliest dancers a caught on camcorder.
5.55 The Record of the Year 200< Viewers are given the chance t vote for their favourite songs fror a shortlist of 10 of the biggest hit from the last year. Presented b Cat Deeley.
7.10 The X Factor. The final thre remaining acts from those chose by Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh an Sharon Osbourne sing live in th studio, all fighting for the chance t win a recording contract.
8.15 The Record of the Year 2004 Result. Cat Deeley announces th results of the public vote, as one c the ten shortlisted songs wins th coveted Record of the Year 2004.
9.00 The X Factor Result. After th viewers’ vote, the next unsuccest ful act finds out from Kate Thorr ton that they are leaving the con petition.
9.45 I’m a Celebrity... Get Me Out c Here! Hosted by Ant and Dec Five contestants become four a another contender is voted out b the public, changing the dynami in the jungle further.
11.15 News. The latest national an international news, plus nation! weather.
11.30 The Frank Skinner Show. A mi of celebrity interviews, stand-U[ topical sketches and musk Tonight’s guests are Kelly Brool Simon Callow, Tom Jones, Jool Holland and the Zutons. (R)
12.35 I’m a Celebrity... Get Me Out c Herel Live coverage from the Au: tralian rainforest as cameras folio' the celebrities through the night.
2.00 M is s World 2004: The Fina Hosted by Troy McClain an Angela Chow from Sanya, Chini The show features the first eve
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global vote to decide the winne and performances by Lionel Rich! and II Divo.
4.00 CD:UK. (R) 4.55 i f v Nightscreer 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.
Nicholas NIckleby, Sky Movies 2, 7.30pm
Young Nicholas and his family enjoy a comfortable life, until Nicholas' father dies and the family is left pen niless. Nicholas, his sister and moth er venture to London to seek help from their Uncle Ralph, but Ralph's only intentions are to separate the family and exploit them. Nicholas is sent to a school run by the cruel, abusive and horridly entertaining Wackford Squeers. Eventually, Nicholas runs away with school mate Smike, and the two set off to reunite the Nickleby family.
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6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.10 Match of the Day. (C) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 Down to Earth. 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.30 The Poli tics Show. 1.30 EastEnders. (R) 2.55 Match OfThe Day Live: FA Cup 2nd Round. 4.10 EastEnders. Ronny receives a wind fall. Sharon’s waiting game starts to pay off, while Zoe sees red when she interrupts an attempted seduction. (R) Keeping Up Appearances. Subur ban sitcom. Hyacinth attends the Mayor’s fancy dress ball and gets to know an important new neighbour. Lifeline. Jeremy Irons appeals on behalf of the Action for Brazil Chil drens’Trust which is helping to trans form the lives of the street children at risk in the poorest areas of Brazil. (C) Songs of Praise. Pam Rhodes expe riences the mayhem and magic of the school nativity play. Some of the country’s best children’s choirs join Pam in performing carols old and new. (C) Fungus the Bogeyman. Children’s drama series. Jessica, who grabbed Mould as he fled through the Bogey- hole, is dragged into
Bogeydom.This provokes a crisis as Fungus must keep Jessica a secret. (C) Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel introduces an edition from Cardiff Castle. Amongst the items featured are an African witch doctor’s ceremo nial stick and a schoolboy’s exercise book from 1745. (C) News; Regional News; Weather. (C) Hard Spell. The national Hard Spell competition culminates as Eamonn Holmes presents the final. (C) North and South. Adaptation of Eliz abeth Gaskell’s story set in the changing world of Victorian industrial society. Margaret and Thornton final ly acknowledge their love for one another. (C) News; Weather. (C)
10.15' FILM: The Beach. (2000) Dramai about a backpacker.who goes to|
“ Thailand, where he finds a'mapto a:| ■secret beach community Adapted^ from’Alex .Garland’s bestsellers Sfar-;| ring Leonardo DiCaprlo, Virginiea
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'"Le^ e n lG u illa um A C^ t (G): th e Sky at Night. Patrick Moore finds out about the world’s largest telescope in Chile. Chris Lintott trav els to the VLT to see its revolutionary adaptive optics in action. (C)
12.55 Joins News 24. The Royal, ITV1,8pm
No sooner does Heartbeat leave our screens last week than we return to the envi rons of Aidensfield for the fourth series of the York shire spin-off. Curiously, too, where Heartbeat ended with the wedding of 8en and Liz, so The Royal begins with an explosive ceremony of its own in the splicing of Jill (Amy Robbins) and Gordon (Robert Daws). The staff at St Aidan’s hospital are busy making their preparations for the big day, yet alas, all
BBC2
6.00 Fimbles. (R) 6.40 The Story Makers. (R) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) 7.05 What’s New Scooby-Doo? (R) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 Sunday Style. 12.10 How I Made My Property Fortune. (R) (C) 12.40 The Flying Gardener. 12.50 Shoebox Zoo. (R) (C) 1.15 Shoebox Zoo. 1.40 Match OfThe Day Live; FA Cup 2nd Round. 2.55 Nick Baker’s Rhinos. 3.25 Seniors Tennis. 6.00 A Wild Spring Day. Documentary about a spring day on the Hebridean islands of Colonsay and Oronsay. (C)
6.40 Natural World. Documentary about the hammerhead shark (R)
7.30 Every Home Should Have One. Series taking a quirky look at the history of domestic appliances, with Garry Lavin. (R) (C)
8.00 Top Gear. Motoring magazine presented by Jeremy Clarkson.
9.00 Mastermind: Grand Final. John Humphrys poses the questions in the grand final. (C)
10.00 Have I Got News for You. Come dy quiz show. (R) (C)
10.30 Match of the Day 2. Adrian Chiles and Jamie Redknapp look back at the Barclays Premiership weekend action. (C)
11.15 RghtingTalk. (R) 11.45 RLM: Look ing for Richard. (1996) Stam'ng Al Pacino. (C) 1.30 Fallen Angels. (R) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
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6.00 WideWorld. (T) 6.25 A House That’s Just like Yours. (R) 6.50 Tickle, Patch and Friends. 7.15 Milkshake! 7.20 Peppa Pig. (R) 7.25 Funky Valley (R) 7.40 Noddy (R) 7.55 The Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.25 Miss Spider’s Sunny Patch Friends. 9.30 George Shrinks. (R) 10.00 Snobs. (R) (T) 10.30 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (T) 11.00 Billie, Girl of the Future. (T) 11.35 A Different Life. (T) 12.05 FAQ. 12.35 Liverpool: City of Poets. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1.15 The Chart. (R) 1.45 FILM: Juggernaut. (1974) Starring Richard Harris. (T) 3.50 FILM:
Columbo: Candidate for Crime. (1973) Star ring Peter Falk. (T) 5.40 five news and sport. (T) 5.55 FILM: Miracle on 34th Street. (1994) Starring Richard Attenborough, national and international headlines. (T) 8.00 Britain’s Worst... Neighbour. Pre sented by Quentin Willson. Nominated neighbours undergo challenges and workshops to rehabilitate them and prove they’re not 'Britain’s Worst’. (T)
9.00 FILM: Street Fighter.'{1994) Tongue^ in-cheek action adventure based on
^ , the popular computer game. A cynical - sAllied Nations commanderhas to prerg vent a warlord from faking over the,
i', “ “world. Starring J'ean-Ctaude Vatj', I . Damme, Raul Julia, Wes Studi.(T),.. J 11.00 World’s Wildest Police Videos. Doc umentary featuring clips from police helicopters, patrol cars and hi-tech surveillance equipment. (T)
11.55 Natural Born RacerS; 12.25 Ironman Triathlon. (R) 1.15 NFL Live. 4.30 Portuguese Football. (R)
LIVING TV
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Elmo's World. 7.50 Titch. 8.00 Barney and Friends.' 8.30 Molly's Gang. 8.45 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.00 Joan of Arcadia. 1.00 Celebrity Extra. 1.30 Retail Therapy. 2.00 Steel Magnolias. 4.15 Celebrity Extra. 4.30 Academy Awards Glamour: Style Star. 5.00 Will and Grace. 6.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 7.00 Charmed. 8.00 Extreme Makeover. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSl: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.00 Places in the Heart. 2.00 Naomi Campbell: Revealed. 2.55 All Access: How the Stars Get Hot. 3.45 Cold Squad. 4.40 According to Jim. 5.30 Home Shopping.
SCI-FI
6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 The Dead Zone. 1.00 6.00 Children of Dune. 7.35 Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. 10.10 Control Factor. 11.50 Tracker. 12.50 Tracker. 1.50 Control Factor. 3.30 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.00 Lexx. 5.00 Tracker.
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the best-laid plans could count for nothing. In Shore- view care home not far from the church, an elderly inmate decides to end it all by putting his head in the gas oven.
CHANNEL 4
6.10 Hoobs. (R) 7.00 ICC Cricket World 2004.7.30 Challenger World Series. 7.55 Skiing World Cup. 8.55 Futurama. (T) 9.25 Popworld. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) 1.00 Fool Around... with My Boyfriend. (T) 1.35 Friends. (R) (T) 2.10 The OC. 3.15 Smallville. (T) 4.15 FILM: Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles. (2001) Starring Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski. (T) 6.00 The Simpsons. Homer uses his new computer to spread gossip over the internet. (T)
6.30 Scrapheap Challenge. A special
edition of the series with the results of a vote, conducted via the Scrapheap Challenge web site, to find the best monster machine seen on the show. (T)
7.30 C4 News. (T) 8.00 What We S t ill Don’t Know. Astronomer Royal Sir Martin Rees explores some of the deep er philosophical questions relating to the emergence of life on Earth and its place in the universe. (T)
r9.00i;,FILM: Absolute Power. (1997)" Thriller about a burglar who wit nesses a murder. Starring Clint Eashvood (T)
11.15 RLM: The Net. (1995) Stamng San dra Bullock. (T) 1.20 Don’t Worry. (R) 2.20 Dispatches. 3.10 Crazy Rulers of the World. 4.10 Don’t Worry. (R) 4.35 Morgan and Platell. 5.05 Countdown. 5.50 Pelswick.
6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Finger Tips. 9.35 Art Attack. 10.00 Scary Sleepover. (R) 10.30 Championship. 11.15 My Favourite Hymns. 12.15 Faultlines. (R) 12.45 Muslim Myths. 1.15 Jonathan Dimbleby including Lunchtime News and Weather. 2.10 Granada News and Weather. 2.20 FILM: The Great Locomotive Chase. (1956) Starring Fess Parker, Jeffrey Hunter, Jeff York. 3.55 OliverTwist. 5.55 The Unforgettable Frankie How- erd. The story of one of Britain’s best-loved comedians who, despite success in 'Up Pompeii’ and the 'Carry On’ film series, suf fered from neuroses and guilt about his homosexuality. (R)
6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.
6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation al and international news.
7.00 Emmerdale. Sadie settles upon Cain as a worthy opponent. Tom’s worried when Charity starts going to the gym with Dean. Sam makes a new pal.
7.30 Coronation Street. Tyrone bails Maria out - but does he know that money can’t buy him love? Is Ian stepping on Kevin’s toes when he propositions Sally? Will Ken and Deirdre ever get rid of the pest?.
8.00 The Royal. Jeff Goodwin uncovers serious problems at a local resi dential home and things start to go off the rails - but how will this affect the doctors’ big day?
9.00 I’m a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Tonight, the four contestants become three as another of the favourites is ousted by a public vote just one day before the final. Hosted by Ant and Dec.
10.30 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.
10.45 The South Bank Show. A profile of the iconic Iggy Pop, from the for mation of his band, the Stooges, through his drug addiction and health problems to his current rela tively stable lifestyle.
11.45 Sex and Religion. Series looking at how religions have regulated the sex lives of believers. "This edition examines the religious stances on virginity, sex before marriage and adultery. (R)
12.35 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Live coverage from the Aus tralian rainforest as cameras follow the celebrities through the night.
2.00 Trisha. More heartwarming and shocking true stories with Trisha Goddard and a studio audience.
3.15 Today with Des and Mel. Des O’Connor and Melanie Sykes host the daily entertainment and celebrity talk show in front of a live studio audience. Today’s guests include Atomic Kitten and comedi an Jeff Green. (R)
4.10 ITV Nightscreen. Text-based information service.
5.30 Morning News. The latest nation al and international news.
ITV 2
6.00 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Live. 10.30 X Factor. 11.35 Xtra Factor. 12.20 X Factor Result. 1.00 Xtra Factor Result. 1.30 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.25 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.50 X Factor. 7.50 X Factor Result. 8.30 Record of the Year 2004: Result. 9.25 Record of the Year 2004: Celebrity Choice. 10.30 I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here Now! 12.35 Coronation Street. 1.05 Frank Skinner Show. 2.05 I'm a Celebrity... Gel Me Out of Here! Live. 3.35 Emmerdale Omnibus.
PLUS
6.00 Survival. 7.55 My Unde Silas. 8.25 My Uncle Silas. 8.55 Outside Edge. 9.30 Survival. 11.40 My Uncle Silas. 12.40 Barbara. 1.10 Outside Edge. 1.40 Survival. 3.55 The Great Escape - The Untold Story. 4.45 Barbara. 5.15 Outside Edge. 5.45 Film RIe. 6.00 Heartbeat. 7.00 My Uncle Silas. 7.30 My Uncle Silas. 8.00 The Great Escape - The Untold Story. 9.00 The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. 12.00 The Vice. 1.05 The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. 4.00 Teleshopoinq. 5.30 ITV3 Niqhtscreen.
SKY MOVIES 1
6.00 Spooky House. (1999) 8.00 Bonus! Com! Book Heroes. 8.30 Land Before Time IX: Joume to Big Water. (2002) 9.45 Kim. (1984) 12.10 Th Clinic. (2004) 1.45 An American Tall. (1986) 3.0 Men In Black II. (2002) 4.40 The Clinic. (2004) 6.1 Moonstruck. (1987) 8.00 Men in Black II. (2002 9.30 The Hunted. (2003) 11.15 Abandon. (2002 1.00 Slap Her, She's French. (2002) 2.35 Hea' above Water. (1996) 4.15 Open House: (2003)
SKY MOVIES 2
6.15 Joe Versus the Volcano. (1990) 8.00 Th Santa Trap. (2002) 9.45 Anastasia. (1997) 11.3 SInbad: Legend of the Seven Seas. (2003) 1.0 The Next Witness: A Nero Wolfe Mystery. (2002 2.35 Joe Versus the Volcano. (1990) 4.2 Anastasia. (1997) 6.00 SInbad: Legend of th Seven Seas. (2003) 7.30 Nicholas Nlckleb) (2002) 9.45 The Life of David Gale. (2003) 12.0 Undisputed. (2002) 1.40 Moving. (1988) 3.1 Grateful Dawg. (2000) 4.45 The Guys. (2002)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 White Savage. (1943) 7.30 Road to Bal (1952) 9.15 Monte Walsh. (1970) 11.00 Whit Savage. (1943) 12.30 Meanest Men In the Wes^ (1967) 2.15 Monte Walsh. (1970) 4.00 Taps. (1981 6.10 Road to Ball. (1952) 8.00 He Loves Me, H Loves Me Not (2002) 9.45 La Separation. (1994 11.20 The Carpetbaggers. (1964) 1.55 Tap:
(1981) 4.05 Meanest Men in the West (1967) SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 7.30 Footba Rrst: Match Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunda Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.0 Football League. 3.00 Ford Super Sunday: Premi: League. 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word. 7.0 Football League Review. 8.00 Spanish Footbal 10.30 Ford Football Special. 0.00 Football Leagu Review. 1.00 Spanish Football.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Kiteboarding. 7.3 Spanish Football. 9.00 Rugby Union. 10.0 Windsurfing. 10.30 Racing News. 11.00 Tenni: Davis Cup 2004.12.30 European Rugby Cup. 5.0 Rugby Union. 6.00 International Cricket. 9.0 European Rugby Special. 0.00 Rugby Unio Special. 1.00 Windsurfing. 1.30 European Rugb Special. 4.30 Rugby Union Special.
SKY SPORTS 3
6.00 European Tour Golf. 8.30 Golf: Nedbank Su City Challenge. 3.00 European Tour Goff. 5.0 Windsurfing. 5.30 Kiteboarding. 6.00 Golf: Nedban Sun City Challenge. 9.00 World Wrestlin Entertainment: Late Night Velocity. 10.00 Europea Tour Golf. 0.00 Quad Bikes: ACU Internationa Beach Race 2004.0.30 Close.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Uve Biathlon. 8.00 Live Futsal. 9.30 Lfv Biathlon. 11.00 Live Biathlon. 12.45 Race c Champions. 2.00 Uve Football: Serie A. 4.00 Uv Curling. 5.00 Alpine Skiing. 6.00 Alpine Skiing. 7.0 Uve Football: Serie A. 9.30 Alpine Skiing. 10.1 British Eurosport News Report. 10.30 Greec National Championship. 0.15 British Eurospoi
News Report. SKY ONE
6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Zoids. 7.30 Pokemo Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-G Ohl Waking the Dragons. 9.30 America's Dumbe: Criminals. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainmen Afterburn. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainmen Heat. 12.00 Futurama. 12.30 Futurama. 1.0 Malcolm in the Middle. 1.30 America’s Dumbe: Criminals. 2.00 Gamezvlile. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyage 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.3 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.0 Dream Team. 9.00 The 4400.10.00 Conspiracies 11.00 Umo Fever. 12.00 Cold Case. 1.00 Law an Order. 1.50 World Wrestling Enlertainmer Aflerburn. 2.40 World Wrestling Entertainmen Heat. 3.30 Scrubs. 3.55 Scrubs. 4.20 Star Trel Voyager. 5.10 Star Trek: Voyager.
UKTV GOLD
6.00 Charlie's Angels. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.0 Butterflies. 9.40 Butterflies. 10.20 Butterflies. 11.0 Goodnight Sweetheart. 11.40 Goodnigf Sweetheart. 12.20 Goodnight Sweetheart. 1.0 The Good Ufe. 1.40 The Good Ufe. 2.20 The Goo Life. 3.00 Butterflies. 3.40 Butterflies. 4.2 Butterflies. 5.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 5.4 Goodnight Sweetheart. 6.20 .GoodnIg^ Sweetheart. 7.00 The Good Ufe. 7.40 The Goo Life. 8.20 The Good Ufe. 9.00 Sharpe. 11.05 On Foot in the Grave. 11.45 The Thin Blue Une. 12.2 Sharpe. 2.15 Men Behaving Badly. 2.50 Me Behaving Badly. 3.25 Birds of a Feather. 4.0 Charlie's Angels. 4.55 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 5.2 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. 5.3 Neighbours.
BBC THREE
7.00 The Story of Bohemian Rhapsody. 8.00 Wh Rules the Roost?. 9.00 Uttle Britain. 9.30 UttI Britain. 10.00 Uttle Britain. 10.30 Uttle. Britair 11.00 Uttle Britain. 11.30 Uttle Britain. 12.00 UttI Britain. 12.30 Little Britain. 1.00 Nighty Night. 1.3 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2.2 The Story of Bohemian Rhapsody. 3.25 Thre Investigates: Phone Masts.
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